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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: richard on December 08, 2010, 11:35:39 AM
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First its my godamn teeth giving me all hell, and before that (years before) i had a hernia. Then it was motherfucking arthritis or MS or some shit, NOW its another fucking thing. I really dont feel like mentioning what it is because its fucking embarresing but ITS PAINFUL. It feels like someone shot me in this part of my body with a shotgun!
You know i got to say, If you live long enough it just seems like god wants to kick you in the ass for living so, :M
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First its my godamn teeth giving me all hell, and before that (years before) i had a hernia. Then it was motherfucking arthritis or MS or some shit, NOW its another fucking thing. I really dont feel like mentioning what it is because its fucking embarresing but ITS PAINFUL. It feels like someone shot me in this part of my body with a shotgun!
You know i got to say, If you live long enough it just seems like god wants to kick you in the ass for living so, :M
Richard, have you been stuffing guns up your ass again?? ::) :laugh:
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Haha, yes. percisely. :toporly:
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You need to see a doctor. How can you tell that you have MS or arthritis or anything else without being tested? ???
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Just hope you never get kidney stones they are FUCKING painful
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I just came back from the walk-inn clinic, Just as i motherfucking expected! >:( i'm so fucking pissed off, Apparently I dont eat enought FIBER. and when i explained to the doctor why i was on my canned food diet he about passed the fuck out! All for a fire agate! my baby! Its a common condition and i shouldnt have been so frightend to go, so that was reassuring. I need to relax, and just drink more goddamn water ::) and eat food I cant afford!
i never explained my arthritis problems because i cant deal with yet another fucking problem. until its gets really bad then i'll go.
sorry, if i was snippy with anyone but this really is putting me in such a bad mood
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I just came back from the walk-inn clinic, Just as i motherfucking expected! >:( i'm so fucking pissed off, Apparently I dont eat enought FIBER. and when i explained to the doctor why i was on my canned food diet he about passed the fuck out! All for a fire agate! my baby! Its a common condition and i shouldnt have been so frightend to go, so that was reassuring. I need to relax, and just drink more goddamn water ::) and eat food I cant afford!
sorry, if i was snippy with anyone but this really is putting me in such a bad mood
It's understandable. But high-fiber food doesn't have to be terribly expensive. Keep watching the supermarket fliers for good deals! :thumbup:
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So, richard is full of shit? Who knew?
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So, richard is full of shit? Who knew?
:LMAO:
:plus:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWaHfVtnen4
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Eat some grass and tree bark?
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Those daily fiber supplements aren't too expensive.
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haha what a dick
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Richard, the reason why your body is falling apart is because you're... well, it's just easier to call you stupid! :wanker:
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Oh, and also, PanterA sucks balls of cheap plastic. :wanker:
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I just came back from the walk-inn clinic, Just as i motherfucking expected! >:( i'm so fucking pissed off, Apparently I dont eat enought FIBER. and when i explained to the doctor why i was on my canned food diet he about passed the fuck out! All for a fire agate! my baby! Its a common condition and i shouldnt have been so frightend to go, so that was reassuring. I need to relax, and just drink more goddamn water ::) and eat food I cant afford!
i never explained my arthritis problems because i cant deal with yet another fucking problem. until its gets really bad then i'll go.
sorry, if i was snippy with anyone but this really is putting me in such a bad mood
Popcorn has a lot of fiber and it's pretty inexpensive.
MiraLax is a good laxative that works by holding more water in your large intestine so it doesn't hurt to poop, but it might take up to a few days to completely work. I took some when I was taking Percocet for my ankle surgery and it worked well and quickly for me.
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First its my godamn teeth giving me all hell, and before that (years before) i had a hernia. Then it was motherfucking arthritis or MS or some shit, NOW its another fucking thing. I really dont feel like mentioning what it is because its fucking embarresing but ITS PAINFUL. It feels like someone shot me in this part of my body with a shotgun!
You know i got to say, If you live long enough it just seems like god wants to kick you in the ass for living so, :M
That is because you are the Ticker of I2. Is that how this goes Ricktard?
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Canned beans Richard. Full of fibre, cheap, and will give you a flying start.
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Don't know if it's haemorrhoids or 'just' horrid obstruction. But, in both cases, fibres will help.
And Parts is right, be glad you did not experience the bless of blocked kidneys yet.
Always good to count at least some blessings.
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So, richard is full of shit? Who knew?
It has evolved to coprolite Your Majesty.
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So, richard is full of shit? Who knew?
It has evolved to coprolite Your Majesty.
It may have, but richard hasn't.
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I just came back from the walk-inn clinic, Just as i motherfucking expected! >:( i'm so fucking pissed off, Apparently I dont eat enought FIBER. and when i explained to the doctor why i was on my canned food diet he about passed the fuck out! All for a fire agate! my baby! Its a common condition and i shouldnt have been so frightend to go, so that was reassuring. I need to relax, and just drink more goddamn water ::) and eat food I cant afford!
i never explained my arthritis problems because i cant deal with yet another fucking problem. until its gets really bad then i'll go.
sorry, if i was snippy with anyone but this really is putting me in such a bad mood
Popcorn has a lot of fiber and it's pretty inexpensive.
MiraLax is a good laxative that works by holding more water in your large intestine so it doesn't hurt to poop, but it might take up to a few days to completely work. I took some when I was taking Percocet for my ankle surgery and it worked well and quickly for me.
Bear in mind that not all fibre is equal; the fibre in popcorn and various other foods that might spring to mind when you think of high-fibre foodstuffs is tough, insoluble and quite abrasive, which might only inflame matters, so to speak. Well-cooked onions might be a better choice, since they provide soluble fibre with a lubricating mucoisal character.
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Oh, and also, PanterA sucks balls of cheap plastic. :wanker:
you think slayer sucks. by golly your musical snobery is off the charts! nothing is more unattractive in a person that thinks thier musical taste is the best in the world. because its not like im going to come to you and ask for the latest cool band fat boy
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Don't know if it's haemorrhoids or 'just' horrid obstruction. But, in both cases, fibres will help.
its hemorrhoids. :P and yes, last night i went and purchased carrots, beans and oatmeal. my ass will thank me! this better never happen to me again. because well, its fucking painfull like you wouldnt imagine, and i'll never be making fun of those preperation H commercials again :laugh:
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Popcorn has a lot of fiber and it's pretty inexpensive.
MiraLax is a good laxative that works by holding more water in your large intestine so it doesn't hurt to poop, but it might take up to a few days to completely work. I took some when I was taking Percocet for my ankle surgery and it worked well and quickly for me.
I ran out of moneys for a softner, but if it gets really bad again i'll go pawn my hopi ring to get it
right now i'm using coffee, cheep and very effective! also tastes good
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Oh, and also, PanterA sucks balls of cheap plastic. :wanker:
you think slayer sucks. by golly your musical snobery is off the charts! nothing is more unattractive in a person that thinks thier musical taste is the best in the world. because its not like im going to come to you and ask for the latest cool band fat boy
I may be fat, but I'm sure as hell fit, unlike you. And real heavy metal is underground, moron. Not the shit you can find at the mall. For all of the money you waste on Slayer and PanterA CD's, you could have been spending on orange juice and beans like suggested by the other users here.
You might as well take me off of Ignore, because you're just gonna read my posts anyways... you stupid idiot. :wanker:
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so because alot of people like pantera and slayer that makes them crappy? did you ever think that they like them so much because there fucking good at what they do? and shut up about the ignore thing, i'll leave you on it and still repy to you. pantera is hardly mainstream metal, and slayer was like the first thrash band around. I think they deserve alot of respect for the good albums the've made over the years.
and dont worry about my health, thats completely unessesary. go listen to youre tr00 eyeliner metal bitch. because nobody but you cares here
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I may be fat, but I'm sure as hell fit, unlike you.
:LMAO:
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CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!
(http://www.easyflashgames.com/games/images/070313_SM1082~Cripple-Fight-Posters.jpg)
BTW can you two make a call out (Pentagram and Scorn I mean) it'd be very entertaining for all of us :zoinks:
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so because alot of people like pantera and slayer that makes them crappy? did you ever think that they like them so much because there fucking good at what they do? and shut up about the ignore thing, i'll leave you on it and still repy to you. pantera is hardly mainstream metal, and slayer was like the first thrash band around. I think they deserve alot of respect for the good albums the've made over the years.
and dont worry about my health, thats completely unessesary. go listen to youre tr00 eyeliner metal bitch. because nobody but you cares here
There are tons of unknown bands that are damn fucking good, yet they struggle to sell a single record. And don't think for one minute that Slayer and Pantera sold so much simply because they were the best. That's bullshit! And a common fallacy among metal posers like you. And of course Pantera and Slayer are fucking mainstream. You can find their shirts at Hot Topic for crying out loud!
And a lot of bands deserve respect, but they never get the respect they deserve. Because of poser faggots like you only listening to what the liberal media whores out. Slayer hasn't made a half-decent album ever since 1986. Pantera's only good record is Cowboys From Hell.
By the way, Slayer didn't just come out of nowhere and created thrash you moron. Ever heard of a band called Venom? Slayer were heavily influenced by them. Venom pioneered not only thrash metal, but also black metal, despite the fact that they were reportedly not good with their instruments, they still played what was essentially thrash metal as early as 1980 I believe.
I fucking hate retards like you, who never does their fucking homework on anything, but just throws the weight of his faggotry around at will. :wanker:
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Yes i've heard of venom dude, there blackmetal with a tiny bit of thrash. They influenced it but slayer and early metallica took it to what all these bands want to be today. and shut the fuck up about whos a poser or not. you really arent the final authority on what makes a person a poser. Its all relative, and of course you can find those shirts there, I've seen celtic frost shirts at hot topic too so I guess there mainstream? That store sells a random bunch of shit and i really dont think just because you can find a bands T-shirt in a store that means there mainstream.
So in retrospect, go buy your metal underground. thats great! nobody cares but you
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and btw venom fucking sucks dick. they were a awful band, they just hit a cord like this, had a blast beat like that and were the first to do it so that why they get most of the credit.
It be like if I invented a wheel and it was sqaure and then some other guy came around and made the fucking thing round. Obviously a round wheel is better than a quare one! wich is what Slayer and metallica, and some others did to that style of music.
a much needed improvement! If you want to listen to a great Early blackmetal band that actually knew how to fucking play listen to celtic frost you dipshit
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and btw venom fucking sucks dick. they were a awful band, they just hit a cord like this, had a blast beat like that and were the first to do it so that why they get most of the credit.
It be like if I invented a wheel and it was sqaure and then some other guy came around and made the fucking thing round. Obviously a round wheel is better than a quare one! wich is what Slayer and metallica, and some others did to that style of music.
a much needed improvement! If you want to listen to a great Early blackmetal band that actually knew how to fucking play listen to celtic frost you dipshit
Celtic Frost was actually a username I had on WankPlanet. I love that band and their earlier stuff they did as Hellhammer. And don't you fucking diss Venom, they might not be the most talented band around, but their music is brilliant and incredible. Just listen to "At War With Satan", the title song is fucking godly.
Find a 20 minute song by Slayer, Pantera, or Metallica for me, would you please? :wanker:
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Slayers album, Reign in Blood is considerd by most if not all to be the best thrashmetal album of all time.
I dont think one song on there is over 6 minutes long :wanker:
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Battle of the peters, who will win?
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Battle of the peters, who will win?
No idea but this is definately entertaining.
*eats maltesers*
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Slayers album, Reign in Blood is considerd by most if not all to be the best thrashmetal album of all time.
I dont think one song on there is over 6 minutes long :wanker:
Yeah, by those who knows NOTHING about heavy metal. There are only 2 good songs on that album, "Angel of Death" and "Reign in Blood", the rest is bullshit. I don't even like thrash all that much, but I know there are much better by the likes of pre-1990 Metallica, Megadeth, Incubus, Overkill, Kreator, Sodom, etc.
I'm an expert on Godly doom metal, not trashy thrash crap. :wanker:
Pentagram is a much better band than Slayer ever were.
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So you've a PhD in Bolloxology? :orly:
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dude your a pretentious fat faggot who knows nothing about music. venom rules, omg yes!! lets put that on instead of some fucking pantera :autism: Idiot.
Yeah, you know about doom metal? tell me more, Whos the best out there!? :wanker:
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dude your a pretentious fat faggot who knows nothing about music. venom rules, omg yes!! lets put that on instead of some fucking pantera :autism: Idiot.
Yeah, you know about doom metal? tell me more, Whos the best out there!? :wanker:
I'm not even going to waste MY time trying to tell you about Doom Metal. It's called Google, ever heard of it, RICHTARD? :wanker:
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Oh, and whatever Schleed and Co. says, I will ignore, because they have said more than enough for me to fly over to where the Hell they live, get a sledgehammer, and beat their head in over and over until blood, brain chunks, and skull pieces come FLYING OUT!!! Hell yeah, now THAT would be fucking METAL right there, bitches! :evillaugh:
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Oh, and whatever Schleed and Co. says, I will ignore, because they have said more than enough for me to fly over to where the Hell they live, get a sledgehammer, and beat their head in over and over until blood, brain chunks, and skull pieces come FLYING OUT!!! Hell yeah, now THAT would be fucking METAL right there, bitches! :evillaugh:
You'd have to catch me first and I can run far faster than you can tubby. :toporly:
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Oh, and whatever Schleed and Co. says, I will ignore, because they have said more than enough for me to fly over to where the Hell they live, get a sledgehammer, and beat their head in over and over until blood, brain chunks, and skull pieces come FLYING OUT!!! Hell yeah, now THAT would be fucking METAL right there, bitches! :evillaugh:
You'd have to catch me first and I can run far faster than you can tubby. :toporly:
Don't worry, I can always jack a car and run your ass over until it's creamed instead. :wanker:
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Oh, and whatever Schleed and Co. says, I will ignore, because they have said more than enough for me to fly over to where the Hell they live, get a sledgehammer, and beat their head in over and over until blood, brain chunks, and skull pieces come FLYING OUT!!! Hell yeah, now THAT would be fucking METAL right there, bitches! :evillaugh:
You'd have to catch me first and I can run far faster than you can tubby. :toporly:
Are you sure Sea Tart? Those high heels you're wearing on 2 very flexible tentacles don't seem made for running. Just sayin'.
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And I am very good with the harpoon. :orly:
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And I am very good with the harpoon. :orly:
I'm afraid WOW skills don't apply to real life. :orly:
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And I am very good with the harpoon. :orly:
I'm afraid WOW skills don't apply to real life. :orly:
I have never played WOW. :toporly:
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Oh, and whatever Schleed and Co. says, I will ignore, because they have said more than enough for me to fly over to where the Hell they live, get a sledgehammer, and beat their head in over and over until blood, brain chunks, and skull pieces come FLYING OUT!!! Hell yeah, now THAT would be fucking METAL right there, bitches! :evillaugh:
:LMAO:
G'wan then!
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And I am very good with the harpoon. :orly:
I'm afraid WOW skills don't apply to real life. :orly:
I have never played WOW. :toporly:
You may as well , your life couldn't be any worse :toporly:
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Anyways, Now i think this has develouped a blood clot in it, so tomorrow i'm going to the ER to see if they can remove it. The pain has subsided, somewhat but i've been doing my own doctor work online and have it all figured out
This is just so fucking unbelievable, :LMAO: not only because I never want this to happen again, but its like I have to go through like a fucking list of how I found this bitch.
my mother will be taking me, and If they have to Give my ass a novaciane shot to cut it out, I'm asking for a wet wrag to be placed into my mouth to i can chew on it in agony!
and yes this is karma :wanker: :laugh:
I'm going to the ER because I dont have insurance, and they cant turn you away >:D
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Anyways, Now i think this has develouped a blood clot in it, so tomorrow i'm going to the ER to see if they can remove it. The pain has subsided, somewhat but i've been doing my own doctor work online and have it all figured out
This is just so fucking unbelievable, :LMAO: not only because I never want this to happen again, but its like I have to go through like a fucking list of how I found this bitch.
my mother will be taking me, and If they have to Give my ass a novaciane shot to cut it out, I'm asking for a wet wrag to be placed into my mouth to i can chew on it in agony!
and yes this is karma :wanker: :laugh:
I'm going to the ER because I dont have insurance, and they cant turn you away >:D
Go in there and be BRAVE! Death to the clot! :arrr:
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Oh, and whatever Schleed and Co. says, I will ignore, because they have said more than enough for me to fly over to where the Hell they live, get a sledgehammer, and beat their head in over and over until blood, brain chunks, and skull pieces come FLYING OUT!!! Hell yeah, now THAT would be fucking METAL right there, bitches! :evillaugh:
You'd have to catch me first and I can run far faster than you can tubby. :toporly:
Don't worry, I can always jack a car and run your ass over until it's creamed instead. :wanker:
No thanks unlike you I actually know how to cross the road safely :zoinks:
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Ice Burn :zoinks:
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Ice Burn :zoinks:
If you're referring to my avatar then yes she is going to have one bastard of a sore arse :P
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Ice Burn = Zing, Oh Snap etc.
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Ice Burn = Zing, Oh Snap etc.
Ta Schleed :thumbup:
3:20 in the morning is not a good time to be posting for me I think :duh:
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Ice Burn = Zing, Oh Snap etc.
Thought at first you were telling richard to put ice on his butt.
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im shure I, Ricktard the Spazz, will let everyone know just how sick i am. i'm like the male version of wp's Ticker
yes, but your not looking for attention. i am :P
Its not lupus its my anus. :zoinks:
Dude, everytime i come here i am getting kicked out of home, bitching about my mom's boyfriend, flasing my dick, threatening to leave or complaining about my arsehole.
Ticker was the same way on Wp. being struck by lightning TWICE, being the victim of a murder plot
stuff like that, :laugh:
And If i want to know wtf is wrong with me i will embarass myself on a forum of my peers. we arent doctors here, so we haven't been treated to the joys of piles, here let me share.
Yes i know haemeroids are more common, but believe me i am on the path to saying he's met JFKs ghost or That i just won the lottery. People do this because thier life fucking sucks and any form of attention makes them feel better. I guess if i make these topics everyonce inawile it wont bother me, well as much as my piles do. I just dont want to see another Ticker on this board, that bitch was the biggest liar ever. and drove me fucking crazy, like i am now i cant play hide the fire agate.
Well Callaway I believe you, because your a genuine person (even tho i accused you of admin abuse. cause i am a genuine person to). I however have seen how butthurt really feels
iam nothing but a drama queen. that comes here to get my rear medicated and bitch about my health problems. iam such a hypocrit
I do hope everything works out for you, though. I've had my apendix removed and hernia surgury a few years back.
I guess everyone has health problems im currently experiancing MS like symptoms but you dont see me making topics about it here. butt wait til i get going about my arse.
whatever i'm doing is working, exellent. *highfives himself* (except for that lack of fibre thing) :(
my plans usually dont work out but this ones turning into something fucking beautiful. i am hoping it will swell shut . people often say i am full of shit :)
Yes. i do it all the time. wait are we all talking about hiding fire agates up our arse?
people think this way because they actually care what others think of them, so when they have a problem and want to share it with everyone it gets that "Oh" factor wich they love so much. it touches them deeply and in a profound way this is why i keep telling you all about my arsehole, instead of actually doing something about it. like eating fibre
im shure alot of people on here can post our whole lifes story, but we dont because we know better ;) i shure as shit don't
FFs dude. this isnt a fucking game show, besides. people need to do thier own investigating, i'm not a private eye. i am just an attention whoring drama queen with narcassistic and hypocritical tendencies and a low iq :P
why does everything I try to gain attention for myself with always end up comming back to my amature porn video?
i could see if i had a small tallywacker how it would be good material for you to use, but common. my cock is no longer able to fit in my bum. i worry i won't ever have sex again. :(
no wonder why i have a piles. and i agree a doctor will be able to tell me to stop being a spazz
not you guys.
Hypocrite or Hypochondriac? Which are you Ricktard?
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I'm not looking for attention when something fucked up happens to me. I'm just more like complaining, I know whats wrong with me, Did you see me ask anyone what they thought I might have? no. There is a difference, anyhow since i seem to bother you so much please continue. half that stuff you wrote in there you injected made up BS to make it seem worse than it actually was
And I went to the ER this morning, I have to wait 7 days to see if my body will naturally dissolve the clot on its own before they will do anything. but i bet if i was a paying customer they would have taken care of it right then and there! bitches :laugh:
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Richard, just a note. Please avoid raw vegetables(steam them for a few minutes to loosen the cellulose in them, but too much that you lose nutrients), only eat wholegrain oats, not refined oats and avoid any processed fibre like white bread, cakes, biscuits and so on.
If you drink milk, maybe try and cut down on all dairy (it will make constipation worse) and try and find a cheap natural yoghurt with live cultures(bifidus(sp) and so on). Fruit can also aggravate the gut so avoid oranges, melon, pineapple and so on. Green apples and lemons are excellent though. In fact you should eat at least one lemon a day or juice it and add to apple juice.
Flax seed oil is excellent as well. But the taste is horrible so I mix it in a smoothie of rice milk and vanilla natural yoghurt.
Sorry love, but the fire agates are going to have to wait for you to get your health back on track :nerdy:
Loup
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I'm not looking for attention when something fucked up happens to me.
You look for attention more than anyone on this site. Don't lie Sticky Ricky.
I'm just more like complaining, I know whats wrong with me, Did you see me ask anyone what they thought I might have? no.
Details. By bringing this up (complaining) you get those that may give a shit about you (and I guess numbers are depleting) to think through possibilities...so you don't have to ask.
There is a difference
Not really. You are a hypocrite so you do what you condemn others for, and you are an idiot, so you don't see this.
anyhow since i seem to bother you so much please continue.
shure :LOL:
half that stuff you wrote in there you injected made up BS to make it seem worse than it actually was
Was fun. I would not call it worse. I would call it more interesting.
And I went to the ER this morning, I have to wait 7 days to see if my body will naturally dissolve the clot on its own before they will do anything. but i bet if i was a paying customer they would have taken care of it right then and there! bitches :laugh:
Oh well could be worse Sticky Ricky. Could be me ;)