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Title: Virtual Motorsports...
Post by: DukeNukem on November 30, 2010, 05:37:53 PM
I bought a Mad Catz MC2 Xbox 360 Racing Wheel, it is a steering wheel w/ pedals controller, and I'm trying to play Race Pro with it, and wow... This is hard! It was a lot of fun, just driving the car around the track with this thing, steering, shifting (it has a shift knob on the right), and hitting either the gas or brake pedals. But man, you have to forget everything you knew about driving with the regular controller. After several laps of trying to keep the car in control, trying to get a fast lap, using the MC2 wheel, I gave up and ran a couple of laps with the regular controller. With the wheel, I felt like I wasn't in control, my body has to actually MOVE in order to control the car, whereas with the regular controller, all I had to do was to sit on my fat ass and twiddle my fingers. Whew! I think I need to step up my exercise a little bit!

I haven't really driven IRL, so that may be part of the problem. If I could just get the hang of this MC2 steering wheel controller, then Race Pro would be a lot more fun than it already is. At least there's no force feedback to make things tougher for me.

So, how should I handle the pedals? Heel-and-toe, left foot on the brake and right foot on the gas, or right foot alternating between the gas and brakes?
Title: Re: Virtual Motorsports...
Post by: 'Butterflies' on November 30, 2010, 05:43:08 PM
Sounds fun.

No idea what would be the best way to work the pedals though. Whatever's easiest for you would probably be best,
Title: Re: Virtual Motorsports...
Post by: Frolic_Fun on November 30, 2010, 05:57:06 PM
I think you should get a wiifit instead. :thumbup:
Title: Re: Virtual Motorsports...
Post by: richard on November 30, 2010, 06:08:42 PM
I think if you want anyone else to make decisons for you, You should be put to sleep
Title: Re: Virtual Motorsports...
Post by: DukeNukem on November 30, 2010, 06:33:15 PM
I think if you want anyone else to make decisons for you, You should be put to sleep

I think if you have an avatar of a private body part, you should be put to sleep. :wanker:
Title: Re: Virtual Motorsports...
Post by: richard on November 30, 2010, 06:35:26 PM
Is this a bad time to tell you that i love looking at scientific diagrams of private parts.  :(
Title: Re: Virtual Motorsports...
Post by: Squidusa on November 30, 2010, 06:59:57 PM
Is this a bad time to tell you that i love looking at scientific diagrams of private parts.  :(

No if you ask me an intrest in biology is a healthy thing to have (as long as you're not masturbating over said diagrams I suppose that is a little unhealthy  :P)

I think if you want anyone else to make decisons for you, You should be put to sleep

I think if you have an avatar of a private body part, you should be put to sleep. :wanker:

You aren't much better.
You posted a picture of yourself fondling your moobs penny , frankly I'd rather look at richards peter than the monstrosity you call your picture.
I think you should get a wiifit instead. :thumbup:


Oh gods that thing!

the ski jump absolutely kills my legs  :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: Virtual Motorsports...
Post by: DukeNukem on November 30, 2010, 07:06:25 PM
And also, I don't have a Nintendo Wii. All I have is a PC and an Xbox 360.

I would rather have the PS3 for Gran Turismo 5.
Title: Re: Virtual Motorsports...
Post by: richard on November 30, 2010, 07:12:59 PM
Hey man can youre game controllers order some food? I'm starving!
Title: Re: Virtual Motorsports...
Post by: Scrapheap on November 30, 2010, 07:25:30 PM
Why waste your time with virtual motorsports when there's the real thing??  ::)
Title: Re: Virtual Motorsports...
Post by: Squidusa on November 30, 2010, 07:26:25 PM
Why waste your time with virtual motorsports when there's the real thing??  ::)

Because he can't fit in the car  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Virtual Motorsports...
Post by: Scrapheap on November 30, 2010, 07:32:49 PM
Why waste your time with virtual motorsports when there's the real thing??  ::)

Because he can't fit in the car  :zoinks:

There's always tractor pulls. Any big, fat, lard ass can drive a tractor.  ;)  ;D
Title: Re: Virtual Motorsports...
Post by: Squidusa on November 30, 2010, 07:35:32 PM
Why waste your time with virtual motorsports when there's the real thing??  ::)

Because he can't fit in the car  :zoinks:

There's always tractor pulls. Any redneck big, fat, lard ass can drive a tractor.  ;)  ;D

Fixed (http://i737.photobucket.com/albums/xx15/violetstarbubble/78304.png)
Title: Re: Virtual Motorsports...
Post by: DukeNukem on November 30, 2010, 07:43:28 PM
I can't afford a car, I don't have a driver's license nor any way of getting one. And of course I can fit into a car, retards. Even small hatchbacks. I am not that fat!
Title: Re: Virtual Motorsports...
Post by: Squidusa on November 30, 2010, 07:45:57 PM
I can't afford a car, I don't have a driver's license nor any way of getting one. And of course I can fit into a car, retards. Even small hatchbacks. I am not that fat!


I know we have photographic evidence.


(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_HdiTjtvP8yg/SmRHAFG6TDI/AAAAAAAAB0k/vpYeMCnRcbM/s400/225629_fat_guy_in_car.jpg)

 :orly:
Title: Re: Virtual Motorsports...
Post by: DukeNukem on November 30, 2010, 07:49:33 PM
That's not me. That's some random, fat, bearded guy. ::)
Title: Re: Virtual Motorsports...
Post by: Scrapheap on November 30, 2010, 07:52:17 PM
I can't afford a car, I don't have a driver's license nor any way of getting one. And of course I can fit into a car, retards. Even small hatchbacks. I am not that fat!


I know we have photographic evidence.


(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_HdiTjtvP8yg/SmRHAFG6TDI/AAAAAAAAB0k/vpYeMCnRcbM/s400/225629_fat_guy_in_car.jpg)

 :orly:

:LMAO: