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Seriously, its not the religion itself that creates fanatics. Even peaceful religions like Daoism and Buddhism have had its fair share fanatics.
The world can be thought of as being split into two groups - those who want to get along and those who don't. We need to make the first group bigger and the second smaller.
Oops. I generalized!!! GOSH NOW I'M A FANATIC I SHOULD START A NEW RELIGION CALLED DUALISM AND PROMOTE THIS FANATICLY!!
Oh wait, dualism is taken. :P
Oh well. Where was I? Oh yes, YOU MUST OBEY THE GOSPEL OF THE FLYING SPAGETTI MONSTER OR YOU WILL BE DESTROYED. RAmen!
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If you're a true Pastafarian where's your special hat?? :P
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-1 for spelling errors and for not being a very funny topic.
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+1 Larval, for being a bigger person than peaguy.
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+ for another tongue-in-cheek thread. Were you touched by its noodly appendage?
I think the Christianity one was tongue-in-cheek as well, QuirkyLarval.
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last week i thithed a jar of pesto at my church.
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/me squints at larval.
Quit saying things that make sense, it fucks up my view of reality.
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MY religion is the best.
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MY religion is the best.
God's on my side,
Just we two,
And we turn our backs on you!
;D :flamer:
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MY religion is the best.
My religion is the EASIEST.
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mine is both the sexiest, and the most expensive (i particularly approve of the latter as it keeps out the riff raff and hoi polloi).
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What makes it so expensive?
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MY religion is the best.
My religion is the EASIEST.
My religion is the most fun.
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What makes it so expensive?
no idea. i made it up. and mine's the most fun too, mcj. so you're wrong.
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MY religion is the best.
My religion is the EASIEST.
My religion is the most fun.
My religion is not your religion.
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What makes it so expensive?
no idea. i made it up. and mine's the most fun too, mcj. so you're wrong.
I like the sexy part, though. Is there a holy book with pics?
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no. we do it all by braille.
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MY religion is the best.
My religion is the EASIEST.
My religion is the most fun.
My religion is not your religion.
Lucifer and I share a religion.
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oh aye?
(did that sound sceptical/sardonic enough?)
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MY religion is the best.
My religion is the EASIEST.
My religion is the most fun.
My religion is not your religion.
Lucifer and I share a religion.
Can you afford it?
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I am the world's only follower of Divine Fluffinessism!
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MY religion is the best.
My religion is the EASIEST.
My religion is the most fun.
My religion is not your religion.
Lucifer and I share a religion.
Can you afford it?
Barely, but it's soooo fun!
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MY religion is the best.
My religion is the EASIEST.
My religion is the most fun.
My religion is not your religion.
Lucifer and I share a religion.
Can you afford it?
Barely, but it's soooo fun!
OK. :laugh:
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My religion DOESN'T HATE.
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My religion DOESN'T HATE.
My religion hates religions that hate other religions.
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can people please make it against their religion to post in very big writing? my head is beginning to hurt.
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but it's so fun and ominous >:D
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IF YOU DON'T CONVERT TO THE WORDS OF MY JESUS CHRIST, YOU WILL BE GASSED AND TORTURED IN HELL FOR ETERNITY.
HOLY AMEN
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Okay. How do I sign up Crusader? Are you going to take me under your wing?
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You know, you should start a religion just for trolls crusader.... ;)
IF YOU DON'T CONVERT TO THE WORDS OF MY JESUS CHRIST, YOU WILL BE GASSED AND TORTURED IN HELL FOR ETERNITY.
HOLY AMEN
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Crusader, if you continue posting your bullshit, you can't join my sleeper cell. There is an opening for a handyman. Payment in virgins.
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Crusader, if you continue posting your bullshit, you can't join my sleeper cell. There is an opening for a handyman. Payment in virgins.
:O I'm a virgin!!!! Man i'm gonna get paid.....
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We're sort of picky about the virgins. Got any references? Pics?
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We're sort of picky about the virgins. Got any references? Pics?
No and no. And i am not hot.
Well, at least I won't get laid.... :D:p
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HOLY AMEN
Or holy somethin'.
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PASTA IS HOLY
RAMEN
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[size=80]YOU WILL BE SLAUGHTERED UNLESS YOU HEAR THE WORD OF HIS LORD, JESUS CHRIST. SAVIOUR OF THE EARTH![/size]
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[size=80]YOU WILL BE SLAUGHTERED UNLESS YOU HEAR THE WORD OF HIS LORD, JESUS CHRIST. SAVIOUR OF THE EARTH![/size]
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You going to fix that??
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[size=80]YOU WILL BE SLAUGHTERED UNLESS YOU HEAR THE WORD OF HIS LORD, JESUS CHRIST. SAVIOUR OF THE EARTH![/size]
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You going to fix that??
The tagging or the larger problem with its lack of brain?
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The tagging or the larger problem with its lack of brain?
Obviously, she must have meant the former; the latter is a hopeless case.
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[size=75]YOU WILL BE SLAUGHTERED UNLESS YOU HEAR THE WORD OF HIS LORD, JESUS CHRIST. SAVIOUR OF THE EARTH![/size]
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Fuck me, 4 attempts and still not right ::)
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Such a silly crusader. He and his christ are no match for the glorious, fluffalicious power of The Holy Broken Chair of Fluffiness! Not even the Attack of The 500-foot Jesus (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Attack_of_the_500_foot_Jesus) could scratch its fluff-covered, divine surface.
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Such a silly crusader. He and his christ are no match for the glorious, fluffalicious power of The Holy Broken Chair of Fluffiness! Not even the Attack of The 500-foot Jesus (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Attack_of_the_500_foot_Jesus) could scratch its fluff-covered, divine surface.
PMSL
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/buddy20christ.jpg)
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I bet we're going to find out that Crusader is one of the more popular and coherent posters.
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Nope...
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Nope...
Or at the very least one of the more prolific.
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Nope. :P
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My god has a bigger dick than your god.
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My god can beat your god. :laugh:
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Nope. :P
i'm dithering as to whether i care enough to want to know who it is...
yes, i do, merely because i want to know everything, mostly.
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My god can beat your god to death with his bigger dick. :laugh:
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My god would bitch-slap your god if he showed his dick.
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Your god upon seeing my gods dick, would bitch slap himself with his own dick.
This conversation is getting stranger and stranger. :D
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my god is your god's pimp-daddy.
your god is the ho!
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Your god pays my god to suck my gods dick.
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So your god gets paid to suck his own dick?
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He does that too, but in this case my god is so much more uber than odeon's god, that odeon's god pays my god to get the priveledge of sucking my god's cock.
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this thread makes me want pasta :(
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my god is a Goddess, AND a god. quite a few of each, in fact.
i win! :P
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YOU HORRID PIECE OF SHIT, I WILL DEVOUR YOUR BODY AND SOUL. YOU WILL BE DISSOLVED IN MY POWERFUL STOMACH ACIDS. YOU ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH. BOW BEFORE ME WORTHLESS BASTARD!
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I thought you were a Xtian? What happened to turning the other cheek?
BTW- bigger text doesn't make your points anyless pointless.
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I thought Syd Barrett was dead?
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My god stopped reading this thread so now I don't know what to do. ;D
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My god stopped reading this thread so now I don't know what to do. ;D
rejoice.
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My god stopped reading this thread so now I don't know what to do. ;D
rejoice.
open your hymnal to page 69.
and join us in praise.
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"and did those feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet in ancient tiiiiiiiiiimes..."
i like that one.
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My god stopped reading this thread so now I don't know what to do. ;D
on second thoughts, perhaps we should call Todd...
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WIll somebody explain this Todd comment to me? ???
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WIll somebody explain this Todd comment to me? ???
NO!
ok, read the last page of make someone laugh.
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WIll somebody explain this Todd comment to me? ???
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=985.msg62463#msg62463
(http://www.dark-sanity.com/791274.1.gif)
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oh :laugh:
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so is it okay for me to post that suggestion, now you know what it is, o Aspie Lord?
in fact, aren't you now God, and so you seem to have some dissociation going on, speaking of yourself as though you're someone else?
and, most importantly, should i fucking well call Todd or not?
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Yeah, I guess it is OK. Call Todd. Just call him.
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he's not answering - what should i do now?
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If it's not a huge fuck-up, I'd say leave a message and go read a book.
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but i'm on here. i can't read a book at the same time - it would be rude.
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YOU MOTHERFUCKERS, I'LL RAM A FUCKING NORTH KOREAN MISSILE UP YOUR FUCKING RECTUM! YOU MOTHERFUCKERS, I'LL RAM A FUCKING NORTH KOREAN MISSILE UP YOUR FUCKING RECTUM!YOU MOTHERFUCKERS, I'LL RAM A FUCKING NORTH KOREAN MISSILE UP YOUR FUCKING RECTUM!YOU MOTHERFUCKERS, I'LL RAM A FUCKING NORTH KOREAN MISSILE UP YOUR FUCKING RECTUM!YOU MOTHERFUCKERS, I'LL RAM A FUCKING NORTH KOREAN MISSILE UP YOUR FUCKING RECTUM!YOU MOTHERFUCKERS, I'LL RAM A FUCKING NORTH KOREAN MISSILE UP YOUR FUCKING RECTUM!YOU MOTHERFUCKERS, I'LL RAM A FUCKING NORTH KOREAN MISSILE UP YOUR FUCKING RECTUM!YOU MOTHERFUCKERS, I'LL RAM A FUCKING NORTH KOREAN MISSILE UP YOUR FUCKING RECTUM!YOU MOTHERFUCKERS, I'LL RAM A FUCKING NORTH KOREAN MISSILE UP YOUR FUCKING RECTUM!YOU MOTHERFUCKERS, I'LL RAM A FUCKING NORTH KOREAN MISSILE UP YOUR FUCKING RECTUM!YOU MOTHERFUCKERS, I'LL RAM A FUCKING NORTH KOREAN MISSILE UP YOUR FUCKING RECTUM!YOU MOTHERFUCKERS, I'LL RAM A FUCKING NORTH KOREAN MISSILE UP YOUR FUCKING RECTUM!YOU
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I'm sorry, dear, you were saying...? How could a book possibly be rude in light of that thing?
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what thing?
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I knew them, Horatio.
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:clap: :laugh:
marvellous. + do you think he's trying to give us a heads up about something?
they were talking about finding a cure for baldness, on the radio the other day.
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(http://www.mnsu.edu/emuseum/biology/humananatomy/images/right1.gif)
Nice pictures, Death.
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rims at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your gambols? your songs? your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one now, to mock your own grinning? quite chap-fallen? Now get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must come; make her laugh at that.
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To baldly go where no man has gone before?
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sorry - i was a little distracted. trying to work out how to widen my rectum enough for the missile frenzy.
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Splitting hairs I see. :P
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WINCE !!!
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I'll use a hair stroke from now on, OK? :P I can whisker nice things in yer year if you're upset, too. Or just shave off the puns if it is too much.
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/releases safety catch...
/takes aim...
care to shut up now?
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You try to wig me? :o
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no, i'm going to give you a brazilian.
with very hot wax.
and pulling it off verrrrrrrrrrrry slooooooooooooowly.
any last requests?
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sorry - i was a little distracted. trying to work out how to widen my rectum enough for the missile frenzy.
PMSL :laugh: :clap: +1
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my god is a Goddess, AND a god. quite a few of each, in fact.
i win! :P
Your god is ambiguous, it is made of both cunt and cock.
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Can I (or one of the other admins) please out this fuckin' troll now? I'm dying too...:LOL:
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and which "fuckin' troll" might that be eh ?
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no, i'm going to give you a brazilian.
with very hot wax.
and pulling it off verrrrrrrrrrrry slooooooooooooowly.
any last requests?
Another line of puns? :P
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Can I (or one of the other admins) please out this fuckin' troll now? I'm dying too...:LOL:
Sorry QC, you know you can't :police:
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my god is a Goddess, AND a god. quite a few of each, in fact.
i win! :P
Your god is ambiguous, it is made of both cunt and cock.
er, no - the whole point is goddess AND god. separately, not hermaphrodite.
you see, that's why there's an -ess on the end of god.
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Another line of puns? :P
don't push it, soon-to-be-baldy boy.
Can I (or one of the other admins) please out this fuckin' troll now? I'm dying too...:LOL:
Sorry QC, you know you can't :police:
why not? :P
i demand my rights as a...
erm...
my rights as a something or other!
hmmm. that sounds a bit pathetic...
um...
oh yes - my rights as an incurably nosy person!
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It's the price of freedom. The troll gets to open its mouth, and we get to flame it back to the abyss. I'd say it's a fair trade. :flamer:
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Can I (or one of the other admins) please out this fuckin' troll now? I'm dying too...:LOL:
WATCH IT MATE!
(http://www.geocities.com/ambon67/noframe/kepalahilang.jpg)
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I am not saying it is a hermaphrodite, i'm saying it is ambiguous, meaning it is unclear if it is male or female, or that it appears to be both male and female.
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ah. well it wasn't an "it" at all. it's a "they". "my god is a goddess" is clever humour (it is, take my word for it).
nomaken did an AS thing!
nomaken did an AS thing!
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Fuck off, Crusader.
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Fuck off, Crusader.
the pithiest thing i've read on here for ages.
bloody fab, QC. +
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nomaken did an AS thing!
nomaken did an AS thing!
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LOL
+ for both of you.
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I couldn't figure out how to tie a word meaning multiple people that is short and one word into the statement. It is a play off this picture.
(http://www.dark-sanity.com/1154635448197.gif)
It makes a little more sense if you browse /b/ on 4chan... but not much more.
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schizophenic? ambisexual? a crowd?
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Your god is ambiguous, it is made of both androgyny and polytheism.
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i can assure you there is NO androgyny involved. it's most definitely male and female, in separate entities. trust me on this.
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Aw, why not?
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well, there's probably some androgyny in there somewhere, so don't worry pyraxis. a bit of everything for everyone, i reckon.
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Aw, why not?
I love it when you pout like a child, cutie.
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rofflies, nice carla XD
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Pastafarians in da Hizzle!! ;D ;D
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tizzle fo shizzle up yo nizzle!! :green:
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I'm going to be getting my Oregon drivers license sometime next week.
I'm going to show up at the DMV wearing a colander on my head. :green:
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I'm going to be getting my Oregon drivers license sometime next week.
I'm going to show up at the DMV wearing a colander on my head. :green:
I may have to stop hanging out with you, man. >:(
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I'm going to be getting my Oregon drivers license sometime next week.
I'm going to show up at the DMV wearing a colander on my head. :green:
Why be ordinary? Wear it as a cod piece and demand a full photograph.