INTENSITY²

Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: General Razorbeard on October 08, 2010, 05:58:54 AM

Title: Why does Sweden refer to Norway as It’s little brother?
Post by: General Razorbeard on October 08, 2010, 05:58:54 AM
It was Norway who went through all the s***, they fought during WWII, while Sweden did nothing, the Norwegian Vikings were the most feared ones too, and Nordmann means Norseman, while Svenske means Swede, Norseman is more masculine and BRAVE than Swede, like Germany to Austria, Hitler was from Germany’s little brother, Austria f.ex.
Title: Re: Why does Sweden refer to Norway as It’s little brother?
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on October 08, 2010, 06:53:26 AM
Because Norway is its bitch, obviously.
Title: Re: Why does Sweden refer to Norway as It’s little brother?
Post by: Al Swearegen on October 08, 2010, 06:53:49 AM
I know.


You see what you have to factor about this is the simple fact, that as you probably know, we're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand. Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you, Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long. Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it. Inside we both know what's been going on. We know the game and we're gonna play it. And if you ask me how I'm feeling. Don't tell me you're too blind to see (Ooh give you up), (Ooh give you up)
(Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up) (Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up)

We've known each other for so long. Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it. Inside we both know what's been going on. We know the game and we're gonna play it. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand
Title: Re: Why does Sweden refer to Norway as It’s little brother?
Post by: Eclair on October 08, 2010, 06:56:18 AM
I know.


You see what you have to factor about this is the simple fact, that as you probably know, we're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand. Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you, Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long. Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it. Inside we both know what's been going on. We know the game and we're gonna play it. And if you ask me how I'm feeling. Don't tell me you're too blind to see (Ooh give you up), (Ooh give you up)
(Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up) (Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up)

We've known each other for so long. Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it. Inside we both know what's been going on. We know the game and we're gonna play it. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand

OK, I'll rate this as the 'Post of the Week'...'cos I start reading thinking about the issues between Norway and Sweden, and finish up with a Rick Astley song in my head.
Title: Re: Why does Sweden refer to Norway as It’s little brother?
Post by: DukeNukem on October 08, 2010, 07:26:25 AM
MATTEL ELECTRONICS PRESENTS...

B-17 BOMBER!!!


(http://static.wix.com/media/4a661b5d6dc8c8ebb94d790736cc9a4c.wix_mp) (http://static.wix.com/media/4a661b5d6dc8c8ebb94d790736cc9a4c.wix_mp) (http://static.wix.com/media/4a661b5d6dc8c8ebb94d790736cc9a4c.wix_mp) ...
Title: Re: Why does Sweden refer to Norway as It’s little brother?
Post by: odeon on October 08, 2010, 11:43:06 AM
Because Norway is its bitch, obviously.

Yup. 'nuff said.
Title: Re: Why does Sweden refer to Norway as It’s little brother?
Post by: odeon on October 08, 2010, 11:43:52 AM
And ffs, Duke, cut out the pic spamming.
Title: Re: Why does Sweden refer to Norway as It’s little brother?
Post by: Queen Victoria on October 08, 2010, 12:19:42 PM
He's on ignore with me until he minimizes his voice.
Title: Re: Why does Sweden refer to Norway as It’s little brother?
Post by: ZEGH8578 on October 08, 2010, 01:05:23 PM
actually, we ended occupation and war by musket-sniping the swedish king

THAT ASIDE

stop making ridiculous threads please
Title: Re: Why does Sweden refer to Norway as It’s little brother?
Post by: richard on October 08, 2010, 01:07:27 PM
I dont know. but Norway is a grim place, atleast they didnt sell out to the EU
I have some sweden in me so obviously i still think its a cool place, and the women there are hawt  :zoinks:

Title: Re: Why does Sweden refer to Norway as It’s little brother?
Post by: skyblue1 on October 08, 2010, 01:13:58 PM
would need to ask a Swede, for the answer to that one
Title: Re: Why does Sweden refer to Norway as It’s little brother?
Post by: ZEGH8578 on October 08, 2010, 01:16:57 PM
there is:

history (sweden owning norway)
population (sweden is bigger)
relationship (we are related)

this thread is stupid, obvious and ridiculous
Title: Re: Why does Sweden refer to Norway as It’s little brother?
Post by: odeon on October 08, 2010, 01:36:22 PM
there is:

history (sweden owning norway)
population (sweden is bigger)
relationship (we are related)

this thread is stupid, obvious and ridiculous

Yes, but you'll have to remember who started it. He needs another few years of perspective.
Title: Re: Why does Sweden refer to Norway as It’s little brother?
Post by: ZEGH8578 on October 08, 2010, 01:47:07 PM
there is:

history (sweden owning norway)
population (sweden is bigger)
relationship (we are related)

this thread is stupid, obvious and ridiculous

Yes, but you'll have to remember who started it. He needs another few years of perspective.

he does, but in the meantime he could TRY to take to heart the infinite ammounts of hints, tips and pointers he gets, that he ignores, for then to get flamed for continued idiotic behaviour.

and every time i get sympathy for him, given his age and all, he goes and make some idiotic statement, or 10 idiotic fucking threads. ive TRIED to be diplomatic about him, and he thanks me by calling me a faker.
*sleeves went up* for that one.

one thing is if hes trying to be a troll. then he should expect bolded out criticism, and trolling in return. ive NO fucking idea what hes trying to do... i have a lot of patience, and i still have more left, but its getting quite aggravating, i have to admit :(
especially now that people have allready begun confusing my name with him >:'(
Title: Re: Why does Sweden refer to Norway as It’s little brother?
Post by: odeon on October 08, 2010, 02:41:23 PM
there is:

history (sweden owning norway)
population (sweden is bigger)
relationship (we are related)

this thread is stupid, obvious and ridiculous

Yes, but you'll have to remember who started it. He needs another few years of perspective.

he does, but in the meantime he could TRY to take to heart the infinite ammounts of hints, tips and pointers he gets, that he ignores, for then to get flamed for continued idiotic behaviour.

and every time i get sympathy for him, given his age and all, he goes and make some idiotic statement, or 10 idiotic fucking threads. ive TRIED to be diplomatic about him, and he thanks me by calling me a faker.
*sleeves went up* for that one.

one thing is if hes trying to be a troll. then he should expect bolded out criticism, and trolling in return. ive NO fucking idea what hes trying to do... i have a lot of patience, and i still have more left, but its getting quite aggravating, i have to admit :(
especially now that people have allready begun confusing my name with him >:'(

Believe me, there is no way in hell I will be confusing you two with each other.
Title: Re: Why does Sweden refer to Norway as It’s little brother?
Post by: Queen Victoria on October 08, 2010, 02:43:18 PM
I dunno.  Because Norway is annoying?
Title: Re: Why does Sweden refer to Norway as It’s little brother?
Post by: odeon on October 08, 2010, 02:45:21 PM
Some Norwegians are, but most aren't. It's the same with Swedes, Finns, Americans and the rest.
Title: Re: Why does Sweden refer to Norway as It’s little brother?
Post by: Queen Victoria on October 08, 2010, 02:46:18 PM
You want annoying?  Try a German husband who wants to wear my crown.  LOL
Title: Re: Why does Sweden refer to Norway as It’s little brother?
Post by: odeon on October 08, 2010, 02:46:47 PM
:rofl:
Title: Re: Why does Sweden refer to Norway as It’s little brother?
Post by: ZEGH8578 on October 08, 2010, 03:19:15 PM
i can be extremely annoying  :zoinks:

especially towards swedes :angel:
Title: Re: Why does Sweden refer to Norway as It’s little brother?
Post by: odeon on October 08, 2010, 03:25:22 PM
Me, OTOH, I'm an angel. :angel:
Title: Re: Why does Sweden refer to Norway as It’s little brother?
Post by: General Razorbeard on October 09, 2010, 02:59:32 AM
I don't wish to be intertwined with Swedes, if they just changed their name to something else, as well as their country's name.'

By the way, Norwegians are more related to Germans and Dutchmen, because some Norwegians have strong bone structure and some of them are giants.

Germans=Strong bone structure.

Dutchmen=Tall giants.
Title: Re: Why does Sweden refer to Norway as It’s little brother?
Post by: General Razorbeard on October 09, 2010, 03:01:36 AM
I think Norwegians may be more related to Danes than Swedes too.

Bottom line, Sweden, Swedes and the Swedish language=Spells out g.a.y

Title: Re: Why does Sweden refer to Norway as It’s little brother?
Post by: odeon on October 09, 2010, 07:39:34 AM
You make all Norwegians look bad. Please end your life.
Title: Re: Why does Sweden refer to Norway as It’s little brother?
Post by: stardustshine on October 09, 2010, 07:49:54 AM
You make all Norwegians look bad. Please end your life.
:plus:
just what I was thinking..
Title: Re: Why does Sweden refer to Norway as It’s little brother?
Post by: 'andersom' on October 09, 2010, 08:31:37 AM
I don't wish to be intertwined with Swedes, if they just changed their name to something else, as well as their country's name.'

By the way, Norwegians are more related to Germans and Dutchmen, because some Norwegians have strong bone structure and some of them are giants.

Germans=Strong bone structure.

Dutchmen=Tall giants.

OMG, are we related now?

 :zombiefuck:



I need  :scotch: :scotch: :scotch: :scotch: :scotch: now.
Title: Re: Why does Sweden refer to Norway as It’s little brother?
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on October 09, 2010, 08:33:32 AM
You make all Norwegians look bad. Please end your life.

You're too nice. There are much harsher ways to say that.
Title: Re: Why does Sweden refer to Norway as It’s little brother?
Post by: General Razorbeard on October 09, 2010, 08:35:09 AM
If I kill myself I'll go to hell, and my parents, relatives and friends will sorely miss me, people around me like me, I'm somewhat like this IRL, but I don't take it as far as I do here.

EDIT; I don't know how to kill myself, so it isn't an alternative.
Title: Re: Why does Sweden refer to Norway as It’s little brother?
Post by: stardustshine on October 09, 2010, 09:53:29 AM
If I kill myself I'll go to hell, and my parents, relatives and friends will sorely miss me, people around me like me, I'm somewhat like this IRL, but I don't take it as far as I do here.

EDIT; I don't know how to kill myself, so it isn't an alternative.

oh, just ask. I'll gladly help you with it.
Title: Re: Why does Sweden refer to Norway as It’s little brother?
Post by: General Razorbeard on October 09, 2010, 10:06:55 AM
If I kill myself I'll go to hell, and my parents, relatives and friends will sorely miss me, people around me like me, I'm somewhat like this IRL, but I don't take it as far as I do here.

EDIT; I don't know how to kill myself, so it isn't an alternative.

oh, just ask. I'll gladly help you with it.

I know that you can kill yourself if you use too much Amphetamine or if you use Ecstasy just once, but both deaths are incredibly painful.

There's a Swiss company named Dignitas that helps you die, although the price of the actions is at least 5.000 dollars or so, but forget it, it won't happen.
Title: Re: Why does Sweden refer to Norway as It’s little brother?
Post by: General Razorbeard on October 09, 2010, 10:15:54 AM
In what way are Norwegians related to Swedes?

They're the last ones, Danes, Germans, Dutchmen and Brits are on the top of the Norwegian genepool, not Swedes.
Title: Re: Why does Sweden refer to Norway as It’s little brother?
Post by: stardustshine on October 09, 2010, 10:18:02 AM
or you can just throw yourself under the train.
or you can buy shitloads of sleeping pills and OD on them
or you can go to some norwegian mountain and get lost and starve to death
there are so many ways to do it  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Why does Sweden refer to Norway as It’s little brother?
Post by: General Razorbeard on October 09, 2010, 10:29:35 AM
or you can just throw yourself under the train.
or you can buy shitloads of sleeping pills and OD on them
or you can go to some norwegian mountain and get lost and starve to death
there are so many ways to do it  :thumbup:

People will prevent me from doing so before it happens, I don't know the times when the train arrives, neither where I can get to go into mountains to starve, people will probably find me before I die there.
Title: Re: Why does Sweden refer to Norway as It’s little brother?
Post by: Queen Victoria on October 09, 2010, 10:33:32 AM
Not if you go in winter time at night, take off your coat, bury it and keep walking.  The cold would probably kill you before folks know your'e missing particularly if you tell them your'e going to a party or something.  NOT A SUGGESTION.  JUST A REBUTTAL TO HIS PREVIOUS POST.
Title: Re: Why does Sweden refer to Norway as It’s little brother?
Post by: ZEGH8578 on October 09, 2010, 12:19:56 PM
In what way are Norwegians related to Swedes?

They're the last ones, Danes, Germans, Dutchmen and Brits are on the top of the Norwegian genepool, not Swedes.

theyre not the last ones.

australian aborigins would be the last ones.

dumbass.
Title: Re: Why does Sweden refer to Norway as It’s little brother?
Post by: odeon on October 09, 2010, 04:10:30 PM
If I kill myself I'll go to hell, and my parents, relatives and friends will sorely miss me, people around me like me, I'm somewhat like this IRL, but I don't take it as far as I do here.

EDIT; I don't know how to kill myself, so it isn't an alternative.

Use a razor to slash your wrists. OD on meds. Take your bicycle to a motorway. Attach weights to your feet and jump off a bridge.

You don't have to thank me now.
Title: Re: Why does Sweden refer to Norway as It’s little brother?
Post by: odeon on October 09, 2010, 04:11:50 PM
In what way are Norwegians related to Swedes?

They're the last ones, Danes, Germans, Dutchmen and Brits are on the top of the Norwegian genepool, not Swedes.

You'd have to ask a real Norwegian.
Title: Re: Why does Sweden refer to Norway as It’s little brother?
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on March 06, 2018, 06:52:10 PM
pfft! Sweden can't even produce good singers, they have to import them from Norway.   :M

Oh, and she's half German to boot!

(https://networth123.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Anni-Frid-Lyngstad.jpg)
Title: Re: Why does Sweden refer to Norway as It’s little brother?
Post by: Grey Area on March 10, 2018, 08:00:27 PM
Norway is Sweden's wife's son.
Title: Re: Why does Sweden refer to Norway as It’s little brother?
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on March 10, 2018, 08:48:10 PM
Norway is Sweden's wife's son.

... and is he a redhead??
Title: Re: Why does Sweden refer to Norway as It’s little brother?
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on June 05, 2018, 05:14:44 PM
Ten thousand Swedes ran through the weeds,
chased by one Norwegian.
Ten thousand more ran to the shore
in the battle of Copenhagen..



Ten thousand Swedes ran through the weeds,
chased by one Norwegian.
The dust from the weeds,
made snoose for the Swedes,
and they called it Copenhagen,.