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I can't cook but I don't want to be really smalll
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Chef I think ...just not Gordon fucking Ramsay.
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Chef I think ...just not Gordon fucking Ramsay.
Looks like you have the language down pat...but yeah, you are too whiny to be him :P
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I can't cook but I don't want to be really smalll
:plus: for a funny question and an even funnier elaboration! :rofl:
I can't cook much but I can always learn. I'm short (5'2") but too stocky and plump to be considered "really small." :snowman:
I know that doesn't really answer the question, but it's early and I haven't had my :coffee: !
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Chef I think ...just not Gordon fucking Ramsay.
WTF not, you stupid donkey?! :angrydance: <--- Gordon Ramsay :laugh:
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Chef I think ...just not Gordon fucking Ramsay.
Looks like you have the language down pat...but yeah, you are too whiny to be him :P
You type like you think you will be understood. Why is that?
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Chef. i love making food, and eating.
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I am small, and it doesn't bother me. I wish I was a good cook and I could make myself all sorts of tasty healthy food. All I can really cook is fry-ups and they're unhealthy, so I hardly ever make them for myself.
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I'd rather be a pixie. Chefs work in too much heat and have too many bosses, the diners.
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At 5' 1" it's a real bitch now going to the grocery store and not being able to reach stuff somedays, I think I'd rather be a chef. :laugh:
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I'd rather be a pixie. Chefs work in too much heat and have too many bosses, the diners.
and this is why your the queen, always thinking ahead.
i on the other hand over there, think with my tummy :laugh:
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Pixie: I want magic powers!
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Pixie: I want magic powers!
Wait a minute. Magic powers?
Okay fuck the chef, I want to be a pixie too. :zoinks:
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Hyke has a pixie haircut AND from what she's posted I gather that she can cook well too. She has it all! :viking:
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Hyke has a pixie haircut AND from what she's posted I gather that she can cook well too. She has it all! :viking:
Plus she wears polyester. :viking:
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Hyke has a pixie haircut AND from what she's posted I gather that she can cook well too. She has it all! :viking:
Plus she wears polyester. :viking:
And probably makes it look cute too! :thumbup:
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Hyke has a pixie haircut? Me too. I've had to give up saying that's what I wanted because so many younger stylists don't know what it is. I just say I want Jamie Lee Curtis' haircut, but shorter.
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Pixie, no doubt! They're cute and can fly, they might have magic powers as others have pointed out.
Cooking OTOH is boring, so yeah, definitely pixie.
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Hyke has a pixie haircut? Me too. I've had to give up saying that's what I wanted because so many younger stylists don't know what it is. I just say I want Jamie Lee Curtis' haircut, but shorter.
Awww you must look so cute, being only 4'11". :)
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Hyke has a pixie haircut AND from what she's posted I gather that she can cook well too. She has it all! :viking:
Plus she wears polyester. :viking:
Happy pixie in cotton now. With slippers disguised as clogs.
And had a simple but delicious meal tonight.
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Hyke has a pixie haircut AND from what she's posted I gather that she can cook well too. She has it all! :viking:
Plus she wears polyester. :viking:
Happy pixie in cotton now. With slippers disguised as clogs.
And had a simple but delicious meal tonight.
Please describe the meal! :green:
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Potatoes, a cheese sauce that just turned out to be perfect, corn on the cob, and a cucumber salad.
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Potatoes, a cheese sauce that just turned out to be perfect, corn on the cob, and a cucumber salad.
Some for me? *holds out empty plate in begging hands* :drool:
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There's some of the sauce left. Made a bit too much. The rest is all finished. I'm sorry.
Yesterday my food tasted crap btw. :asthing:
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There's some of the sauce left. Made a bit too much. The rest is all finished. I'm sorry.
Yesterday my food tasted crap btw. :asthing:
*pours the leftover sauce into a container and scoots back home with it* :2thumbsup:
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Weakling, come on over tomorrow. We're having a tailgate party for the 3 of us. Drumsticks (wings were too expensive), corn on the cob, barbeque beans, tortilla chips and veggies for dipping, french onion dip, spinach dip, salsa, and fudge for dessert. Don't know who's playing, but we'll be well fed.
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Weakling, come on over tomorrow. We're having a tailgate party for the 3 of us. Drumsticks (wings were too expensive), corn on the cob, barbeque beans, tortilla chips and veggies for dipping, french onion dip, spinach dip, salsa, and fudge for dessert. Don't know who's playing, but we'll be well fed.
Sounds delicious, I'll be there! :plane:
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evil innocent little pixie :angel:
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id be a pixie i would be so small icould be a house bogart and cause chaos and mischeif
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i would rather be a pixie then i could use my anoyingness to enslave a chef
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i would rather be a pixie then i could use my anoyingness to enslave a chef
Until the chef got fed up and cooked you! :evillaugh:
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I'd rather be a chef, I'm all the time hungry and never feel full yet I don't get fat, thats the weird thing?
At least I would keep myself well satisfied. :thumbup:
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i would rather be a pixie then i could use my anoyingness to enslave a chef
Until the chef got fed up and cooked you! :evillaugh:
BEST MEAL EVER! deep fried pixie with a side of ceaser!
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HELL YES!