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Title: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: General Razorbeard on October 04, 2010, 03:03:51 AM
Take off your clothes and go to the zoo where you belong :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: on October 04, 2010, 03:31:11 AM
Take off your clothes and go to the zoo where you belong :2thumbsup:

Quiet, Primate.
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: ZEGH8578 on October 04, 2010, 03:39:07 AM
ever noticed how its impossible to mimmick a genuine barking noise, or horse or cows moo.
lots of douchefucks think they can of course, but it never comes out as genuine

however

chimpy-screams are remarkably easy to make. and they come out totally authentic.
:o
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: General Razorbeard on October 04, 2010, 03:58:39 AM
Why not just throw some kids into the cage in the zoo when you're at it :zoinks:
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: on October 04, 2010, 03:59:14 AM
Why not just throw some kids into the cage in the zoo when you're at it :zoinks:

You get the kids, I'll get the popcorn.
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: General Razorbeard on October 04, 2010, 04:05:43 AM
I was just kidding :orly:
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: Al Swearegen on October 04, 2010, 04:09:14 AM
Take off your clothes and go to the zoo where you belong :2thumbsup:

We are part of the evolutionary stream. We are primates and part of the Great Apes ranch and share remarkably similar genetic make up more than 90%  the same. It is that extra few percentage of evolution's handiwork that prevents us from swinging on vines still.
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: ZEGH8578 on October 04, 2010, 04:10:55 AM
Take off your clothes and go to the zoo where you belong :2thumbsup:

We are part of the evolutionary stream. We are primates and part of the Great Apes ranch and share remarkably similar genetic make up more than 90%  the same. It is that extra few percentage of evolution's handiwork that prevents us from swinging on vines still.

that was what i was getting at as well (i thought i was obvious :D)
but thats the reason why humans can "imitate" ape sounds.
we are apes.
making ape sounds is in our nature, so we do it flawlessly.

go ahead
try!
:D
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: General Razorbeard on October 04, 2010, 04:42:14 AM
Take off your clothes and go to the zoo where you belong :2thumbsup:

We are part of the evolutionary stream. We are primates and part of the Great Apes ranch and share remarkably similar genetic make up more than 90%  the same. It is that extra few percentage of evolution's handiwork that prevents us from swinging on vines still.

that was what i was getting at as well (i thought i was obvious :D)
but thats the reason why humans can "imitate" ape sounds.
we are apes.
making ape sounds is in our nature, so we do it flawlessly.

go ahead
try!
:D

I tried, didn't work ???

I can't make animal sounds, although I've heard that autistics (not me) in general can imitate all sorts of animal sounds.

And no, the ape skull is very different than the human skull, I visited a Darwin museum in Oslo yesterday, there was a significant difference, look here...

Here's the most intelligent animals, from 3-1st place;

3. Apes.

2. Dolphins.

1. Humans.

While I oppose Darwin, I've seen that negroes, Spaniards, the Portuguese, Greeks and Norwegians in particular act more like apes than others, have anyone of you watched this;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkyeVfP1bVY

0:34-0:44, ape sounds.

Now this;

(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:eBZEe5UoSZzh2M:http://http://i.blogg.no/280x421/http://andresolvang.blogg.no/images/lene_alexandra_443620a_1215515416.jpg&t=1)

(http://www.tombraider4u.com/elena1.jpg)

(http://www.jonnieboi.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/9george-bush.jpg)

I saw a pic of ZEGH around a year ago where he gave us the thumb, his mouth looked like an ape mouth at the time, maybe It's something with the said people I mentioned above, maybe they're behind something.

In any case, mating with apes doesn't only not work, It's also very harmful.

They say that there will be a DNA change in late 2012, I wonder what will happen then.

Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: ZEGH8578 on October 04, 2010, 04:45:08 AM
if all you ever saw was a human and an ape skull, yes then they differ.
the human skull has more brain volume, and a smaller jaw...

but if you, like me, studied skeletons of all thinkable organisms,
then human and chimp skulls are THE most similar looking skulls in the entire animal kingdom, without a doubt.

but im not gonna debate evolution with you. its one of the most stillborn debates in the universe, cus if your an adult by now, im never gonna convince you, and theres no way youll ever convince me :]
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: General Razorbeard on October 04, 2010, 04:46:59 AM
if all you ever saw was a human and an ape skull, yes then they differ.
the human skull has more brain volume, and a smaller jaw...

but if you, like me, studied skeletons of all thinkable organisms,
then human and chimp skulls are THE most similar looking skulls in the entire animal kingdom, without a doubt.

but im not gonna debate evolution with you. its one of the most stillborn debates in the universe, cus if your an adult by now, im never gonna convince you, and theres no way youll ever convince me :]

Go to the museum and see for yourself, I'm not joking, their skulls are very different, other animals may have similiar skulls too, like cats to dogs.
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: ZEGH8578 on October 04, 2010, 04:48:27 AM
if all you ever saw was a human and an ape skull, yes then they differ.
the human skull has more brain volume, and a smaller jaw...

but if you, like me, studied skeletons of all thinkable organisms,
then human and chimp skulls are THE most similar looking skulls in the entire animal kingdom, without a doubt.

but im not gonna debate evolution with you. its one of the most stillborn debates in the universe, cus if your an adult by now, im never gonna convince you, and theres no way youll ever convince me :]

Go to the museum and see for yourself, I'm not joking, their skulls are very different, other animals may have similiar skulls too, like cats to dogs.

i allready have.
my whole life, ive done nothing but look at skulls.

i have entire folders, with every single primate and primatoid skull ever known to mankind...
i know.
i know how to "read" skulls, the same way a mathematician looks at seemingly nonsensical gibberish, and understands the concept. i can name the parts of the skull, and i can recognize skull parts from humans in birds and reptiles as well. the skull, like a puzzle, is made from seperate bones. these appear in the same place in most vertebrates.
trust me. im one of the scientists who SAW skulls, and STILL believe in evolution :)
theres many of us :)
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: General Razorbeard on October 04, 2010, 04:49:26 AM
Nice breasts by the way, but she looks too intimidating.
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: General Razorbeard on October 04, 2010, 04:54:46 AM
I don't like evolution at all, Darwin nearly traumatized me, at least I've been damaged by it, I didn't really know much about it until I were around how old I am now, but I can say that my life was better back then when I knew nothing about it, I was really much happier back then, I was ambitious, I only wanted humans to be a 100% separate thing from animals.

Maybe I don't have AS at all, most aspies stick with evolution as a mother to her child, but I never viewed humans as related to apes until I heard about evolution, I wasn't too Christian either, I just thought; "God is my master, and he's the core of this universe who rules it with an iron grip".

That was it.
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: General Razorbeard on October 04, 2010, 04:57:03 AM
I don't think you're a scientist, just a collector, I know you from another website, you were in an IRL crisis, and you dropped out of school, as well as changed jobs, it doesn't fit the criteria of being a scientist, but go ahead and believe what you want.
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: ZEGH8578 on October 04, 2010, 04:58:53 AM
remember also, there are countless transitional species between chimp and man.
chimp and man separates 5 million years back (according to the pesky cult of science)
bipedalism becomes prominent 5-2 million years back.
1-2 million years back, there are myriads of human species, hairy and dumbfuck, who roam around african plains, avoiding or beating each others to shit.

by 200 000 years back, homo sapiens has become dominant,
and by 20 000 BC, homo sapiens can safely regard itself as the sole surviving advanced hominid, with the 5 mill year old cousin as next-in-kin.

/science.

insulting me is low, but you just confirmed what i thought:
you have a personal issue with evolution. you dont want to "be a monkey".
what you want has nothing to do with reality.
i want an afterlife, but i know its not gonna happen.
you cant WILL reality to behave differently.
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: General Razorbeard on October 04, 2010, 05:01:32 AM
remember also, there are countless transitional species between chimp and man.
chimp and man separates 5 million years back (according to the pesky cult of science)
bipedalism becomes prominent 5-2 million years back.
1-2 million years back, there are myriads of human species, hairy and dumbfuck, who roam around african plains, avoiding or beating each others to shit.

by 200 000 years back, homo sapiens has become dominant,
and by 20 000 BC, homo sapiens can safely regard itself as the sole surviving advanced hominid, with the 5 mill year old cousin as next-in-kin.

/science.

insulting me is low, but you just confirmed what i thought:
you have a personal issue with evolution. you dont want to "be a monkey".
what you want has nothing to do with reality.
i want an afterlife, but i know its not gonna happen.
you cant WILL reality to behave differently.

I never had an intention to insult :orly:
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on October 04, 2010, 05:04:38 AM
(http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/6114/yallniggaspostininatrol.png)
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: ZEGH8578 on October 04, 2010, 05:06:33 AM
i am in dire need of cannabis
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on October 04, 2010, 05:07:31 AM
i am in dire need of cannabis

Yeah, you probably going to need some, this could become a long thread.  :orly:
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: Peter on October 04, 2010, 05:08:29 AM
In any case, mating with apes doesn't only not work, It's also very harmful.

Last I checked, the possibility of human hybridisation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humanzee) with other great apes was still an unsettled question.  As for being harmful, sure, other great apes can carry diseases that are dangerous to humans, and they have the strength to rip the face off of a wrestler, but I fail to see how that's relevant.

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They say that there will be a DNA change in late 2012, I wonder what will happen then.

A bunch of silly people will start making excuses for why nothing happened.
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: ZEGH8578 on October 04, 2010, 05:09:46 AM
In any case, mating with apes doesn't only not work, It's also very harmful.

Last I checked, the possibility of human hybridisation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humanzee) with other great apes was still an unsettled question.  As for being harmful, sure, other great apes can carry diseases that are dangerous to humans, and they have the strength to rip the face off of a wrestler, but I fail to see how that's relevant.

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They say that there will be a DNA change in late 2012, I wonder what will happen then.

A bunch of silly people will start making excuses for why nothing happened.

theres always Apophis :)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apophis_asteroid
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: Al Swearegen on October 04, 2010, 05:12:30 AM
I don't like evolution at all, Darwin nearly traumatized me, at least I've been damaged by it, I didn't really know much about it until I were around how old I am now, but I can say that my life was better back then when I knew nothing about it, I was really much happier back then, I was ambitious, I only wanted humans to be a 100% separate thing from animals.

Maybe I don't have AS at all, most aspies stick with evolution as a mother to her child, but I never viewed humans as related to apes until I heard about evolution, I wasn't too Christian either, I just thought; "God is my master, and he's the core of this universe who rules it with an iron grip".

That was it.

I think you are wrong.

I think that there is enough evidence to show that evolution does exist. All dogs are related to the initial breed of wolf but through selective breeding and through natural divergence. Many breeds now exist today.
Primates are the same. We are just the Alpha stock having fortuitously evolved as we have. Take a bow human.
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: ZEGH8578 on October 04, 2010, 05:16:28 AM
evolution is notoriously difficult to properly explain, without using subjective notions, such as "good" "bad" "fit" "unfit" which in the end only distort the whole idea, and makes it - in worst case - even more incredible to sceptics...

tv and docus only further this confusion, by making flashy and catchy explanations, fit for gathering ratings, rather than to educate.

evolution can be simplest explained by:
DEATH.

everything that DIED before it mated vs everything that mated before it died.
this can then again be picked apart endlessly.

some examples of ongoing evolution is:
1. size decrease in crocodiles, due to large sized genes exterminated by humans.
2. size decrease of elephant ivory, due to large sized genes exterminated by humans.
3. shortening of svalbard reindeer legs, after humans placed reindeer there (polar bear eliminated long-leg genes)

all 3 are examples of bottle-neck evolutions.

4. increasing breast size in western women, earlyer breast development. an example of sexual selection. western males focus a lot on boobs. and the genes for more boob gets preserved.

5. when chicks say "size doesnt matter" its cus theyre finally satisfied. the human male cock is the biggest per body among all mammals, and is fleshyer than it needs to be, due to females sexual selection of beefy cocked males.
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: Peter on October 04, 2010, 05:17:23 AM
In any case, mating with apes doesn't only not work, It's also very harmful.

Last I checked, the possibility of human hybridisation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humanzee) with other great apes was still an unsettled question.  As for being harmful, sure, other great apes can carry diseases that are dangerous to humans, and they have the strength to rip the face off of a wrestler, but I fail to see how that's relevant.

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They say that there will be a DNA change in late 2012, I wonder what will happen then.

A bunch of silly people will start making excuses for why nothing happened.

theres always Apophis :)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apophis_asteroid

Which won't hit us any earlier than 2036, and although it would suck to be near the impact, it's not large enough to cause global devastation.
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: ZEGH8578 on October 04, 2010, 05:19:19 AM
In any case, mating with apes doesn't only not work, It's also very harmful.

Last I checked, the possibility of human hybridisation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humanzee) with other great apes was still an unsettled question.  As for being harmful, sure, other great apes can carry diseases that are dangerous to humans, and they have the strength to rip the face off of a wrestler, but I fail to see how that's relevant.

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They say that there will be a DNA change in late 2012, I wonder what will happen then.

A bunch of silly people will start making excuses for why nothing happened.

theres always Apophis :)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apophis_asteroid

Which won't hit us any earlier than 2036, and although it would suck to be near the impact, it's not large enough to cause global devastation.

2036 is within all our possible lifetimes

its gonna be sooo rad

im gonna roll up a fattie
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: "couldbecousin" on October 04, 2010, 05:24:26 AM
I don't like evolution at all, Darwin nearly traumatized me, at least I've been damaged by it, I didn't really know much about it until I were around how old I am now, but I can say that my life was better back then when I knew nothing about it, I was really much happier back then, I was ambitious, I only wanted humans to be a 100% separate thing from animals.

Maybe I don't have AS at all, most aspies stick with evolution as a mother to her child, but I never viewed humans as related to apes until I heard about evolution, I wasn't too Christian either, I just thought; "God is my master, and he's the core of this universe who rules it with an iron grip".

That was it.

I think you are wrong.

I think that there is enough evidence to show that evolution does exist. All dogs are related to the initial breed of wolf but through selective breeding and through natural divergence. Many breeds now exist today.
Primates are the same. We are just the Alpha stock having fortuitously evolved as we have. Take a bow human.

Thank you, I shall!  :roses:


Seriously though, thank god our survival as a species wasn't up to ME. I'm so weak!  :bigcry:
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: Peter on October 04, 2010, 05:26:42 AM
In any case, mating with apes doesn't only not work, It's also very harmful.

Last I checked, the possibility of human hybridisation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humanzee) with other great apes was still an unsettled question.  As for being harmful, sure, other great apes can carry diseases that are dangerous to humans, and they have the strength to rip the face off of a wrestler, but I fail to see how that's relevant.

Quote
They say that there will be a DNA change in late 2012, I wonder what will happen then.

A bunch of silly people will start making excuses for why nothing happened.

theres always Apophis :)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apophis_asteroid

Which won't hit us any earlier than 2036, and although it would suck to be near the impact, it's not large enough to cause global devastation.

2036 is within all our possible lifetimes

its gonna be sooo rad

im gonna roll up a fattie

Probably some of the 2012ers will start claiming that they miscalculated the date and that 2036 is the real doomsday, and after that they'll find some new error in their calculations that pushes the date further back.
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: ZEGH8578 on October 04, 2010, 05:39:12 AM
I don't like evolution at all, Darwin nearly traumatized me, at least I've been damaged by it, I didn't really know much about it until I were around how old I am now, but I can say that my life was better back then when I knew nothing about it, I was really much happier back then, I was ambitious, I only wanted humans to be a 100% separate thing from animals.

Maybe I don't have AS at all, most aspies stick with evolution as a mother to her child, but I never viewed humans as related to apes until I heard about evolution, I wasn't too Christian either, I just thought; "God is my master, and he's the core of this universe who rules it with an iron grip".

That was it.

I think you are wrong.

I think that there is enough evidence to show that evolution does exist. All dogs are related to the initial breed of wolf but through selective breeding and through natural divergence. Many breeds now exist today.
Primates are the same. We are just the Alpha stock having fortuitously evolved as we have. Take a bow human.

Thank you, I shall!  :roses:


Seriously though, thank god our survival as a species wasn't up to ME. I'm so weak!  :bigcry:

*holds mouth from spouting misoginy*  :angel:

lets just say, its rather unlikely the female ever did any hunting, warring, fighting, or.., you know
much more than
babies
and
such
:)
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: "couldbecousin" on October 04, 2010, 05:41:51 AM
I don't like evolution at all, Darwin nearly traumatized me, at least I've been damaged by it, I didn't really know much about it until I were around how old I am now, but I can say that my life was better back then when I knew nothing about it, I was really much happier back then, I was ambitious, I only wanted humans to be a 100% separate thing from animals.

Maybe I don't have AS at all, most aspies stick with evolution as a mother to her child, but I never viewed humans as related to apes until I heard about evolution, I wasn't too Christian either, I just thought; "God is my master, and he's the core of this universe who rules it with an iron grip".

That was it.

I think you are wrong.

I think that there is enough evidence to show that evolution does exist. All dogs are related to the initial breed of wolf but through selective breeding and through natural divergence. Many breeds now exist today.
Primates are the same. We are just the Alpha stock having fortuitously evolved as we have. Take a bow human.

Thank you, I shall!  :roses:


Seriously though, thank god our survival as a species wasn't up to ME. I'm so weak!  :bigcry:

*holds mouth from spouting misoginy*  :angel:

lets just say, its rather unlikely the female ever did any hunting, warring, fighting, or.., you know
much more than
babies
and
such
:)


"Babies and such" being  absolutely essential  to long-term survival of the species, but hey, no big deal!  :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: Squidusa on October 04, 2010, 05:46:32 AM
I don't like evolution at all, Darwin nearly traumatized me, at least I've been damaged by it, I didn't really know much about it until I were around how old I am now, but I can say that my life was better back then when I knew nothing about it, I was really much happier back then, I was ambitious, I only wanted humans to be a 100% separate thing from animals.

Maybe I don't have AS at all, most aspies stick with evolution as a mother to her child, but I never viewed humans as related to apes until I heard about evolution, I wasn't too Christian either, I just thought; "God is my master, and he's the core of this universe who rules it with an iron grip".

That was it.

I think you are wrong.

I think that there is enough evidence to show that evolution does exist. All dogs are related to the initial breed of wolf but through selective breeding and through natural divergence. Many breeds now exist today.
Primates are the same. We are just the Alpha stock having fortuitously evolved as we have. Take a bow human.

Thank you, I shall!  :roses:


Seriously though, thank god our survival as a species wasn't up to ME. I'm so weak!  :bigcry:

*holds mouth from spouting misoginy*  :angel:

lets just say, its rather unlikely the female ever did any hunting, warring, fighting, or.., you know
much more than
babies
and
such
:)


"Babies and such" being  absolutely essential  to long-term survival of the species, but hey, no big deal!  :2thumbsup:


It's not always the men who do all the hunting , think of the Lioness  :thumbup:
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: ZEGH8578 on October 04, 2010, 05:52:25 AM
I don't like evolution at all, Darwin nearly traumatized me, at least I've been damaged by it, I didn't really know much about it until I were around how old I am now, but I can say that my life was better back then when I knew nothing about it, I was really much happier back then, I was ambitious, I only wanted humans to be a 100% separate thing from animals.

Maybe I don't have AS at all, most aspies stick with evolution as a mother to her child, but I never viewed humans as related to apes until I heard about evolution, I wasn't too Christian either, I just thought; "God is my master, and he's the core of this universe who rules it with an iron grip".

That was it.

I think you are wrong.

I think that there is enough evidence to show that evolution does exist. All dogs are related to the initial breed of wolf but through selective breeding and through natural divergence. Many breeds now exist today.
Primates are the same. We are just the Alpha stock having fortuitously evolved as we have. Take a bow human.

Thank you, I shall!  :roses:


Seriously though, thank god our survival as a species wasn't up to ME. I'm so weak!  :bigcry:

*holds mouth from spouting misoginy*  :angel:

lets just say, its rather unlikely the female ever did any hunting, warring, fighting, or.., you know
much more than
babies
and
such
:)


"Babies and such" being  absolutely essential  to long-term survival of the species, but hey, no big deal!  :2thumbsup:

see?
you'd do fiiine!

now, as aspie MALE on the other hand...
we'd all die out :(
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: "couldbecousin" on October 04, 2010, 05:59:58 AM
I don't like evolution at all, Darwin nearly traumatized me, at least I've been damaged by it, I didn't really know much about it until I were around how old I am now, but I can say that my life was better back then when I knew nothing about it, I was really much happier back then, I was ambitious, I only wanted humans to be a 100% separate thing from animals.

Maybe I don't have AS at all, most aspies stick with evolution as a mother to her child, but I never viewed humans as related to apes until I heard about evolution, I wasn't too Christian either, I just thought; "God is my master, and he's the core of this universe who rules it with an iron grip".

That was it.

I think you are wrong.

I think that there is enough evidence to show that evolution does exist. All dogs are related to the initial breed of wolf but through selective breeding and through natural divergence. Many breeds now exist today.
Primates are the same. We are just the Alpha stock having fortuitously evolved as we have. Take a bow human.

Thank you, I shall!  :roses:


Seriously though, thank god our survival as a species wasn't up to ME. I'm so weak!  :bigcry:

*holds mouth from spouting misoginy*  :angel:

lets just say, its rather unlikely the female ever did any hunting, warring, fighting, or.., you know
much more than
babies
and
such
:)


"Babies and such" being  absolutely essential  to long-term survival of the species, but hey, no big deal!  :2thumbsup:

see?
you'd do fiiine!

now, as aspie MALE on the other hand...
we'd all die out :(

No, as long as you kept fathering babies, the species would carry on!  :viking:
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: General Razorbeard on October 04, 2010, 06:01:48 AM
I also noticed that Russians behave ape-like;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4S9YHybFl0

Maybe it has something to do with climate, in Africa, Spain, Portugal and Greece extremely hot, and in Norway and Russia It's extremely cold, maybe the climate does something with people.

And by the way, isn't cannabis, aka Marijuana strictly illegal in Norway?

You have to go deep down to the nether Netherlands to get that ;)
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: ZEGH8578 on October 04, 2010, 06:29:34 AM
marijuana is strictly illegal yes

i am a criminal

many many times :)
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: RageBeoulve on October 04, 2010, 06:32:46 AM
So. Enjoy bowing to your fucking fairy tale, christians.
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: General Razorbeard on October 04, 2010, 06:36:55 AM
marijuana is strictly illegal yes

i am a criminal

many many times :)

How did you manage to import cannabis over to Norway?

It would just be stopped at the "tollbom" or whatever It's called, and you would earn yourself a place in prison :zoinks:
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: ZEGH8578 on October 04, 2010, 06:38:31 AM
marijuana is strictly illegal yes

i am a criminal

many many times :)

How did you manage to import cannabis over to Norway?

It would just be stopped at the "tollbom" or whatever It's called, and you would earn yourself a place in prison :zoinks:

wow, you just stepped off the "world train" didnt you?

i dont import anything :S

i buy it from this guy called the drugdealer
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: General Razorbeard on October 04, 2010, 06:39:35 AM
marijuana is strictly illegal yes

i am a criminal

many many times :)

How did you manage to import cannabis over to Norway?

It would just be stopped at the "tollbom" or whatever It's called, and you would earn yourself a place in prison :zoinks:

wow, you just stepped off the "world train" didnt you?

i dont import anything :S

i buy it from this guy called the drugdealer

Where can you find him?
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: ZEGH8578 on October 04, 2010, 06:42:30 AM
marijuana is strictly illegal yes

i am a criminal

many many times :)

How did you manage to import cannabis over to Norway?

It would just be stopped at the "tollbom" or whatever It's called, and you would earn yourself a place in prison :zoinks:

wow, you just stepped off the "world train" didnt you?

i dont import anything :S

i buy it from this guy called the drugdealer

Where can you find him?

dude are you serious...

thats like saying "where can you find the junkie?"
try knocking on his door

call him, see if he answers, idunno :S
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: General Razorbeard on October 04, 2010, 06:55:29 AM
I don't think there's a drug dealer in my town.
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: ZEGH8578 on October 04, 2010, 06:59:23 AM
I don't think there's a drug dealer in my town.

your town would have to be seriously small to not have a drug dealer.
do you have dirty toothless people hanging around the central area?

if you got even ONE, there will also be a drug dealer there.

i stayed in a town of less than 5000 people, and there was a tiny group of junkies, another tiny group of hard partyers, and therefore also an even smaller group of drug dealers.
in my opinion, its automatic
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: RageBeoulve on October 04, 2010, 07:56:54 AM
I'd like to again stress that religion is fake. I've already died once, and I know what happens. Nothing.
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: ZEGH8578 on October 04, 2010, 07:59:10 AM
I'd like to again stress that religion is fake. I've already died once, and I know what happens. Nothing.

you have?
i was thinking about it just the other day.

conciousness simply vanishes into thin air by something as trivial as falling unconcious.
to me it seems like a logical pointer that actual death would be even more... terminal.

religious mindsets are riddled with basic basic flaws...
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: General Razorbeard on October 05, 2010, 03:32:55 AM
Scientologists aren’t BRAVE :orly:

I think It's sad when people say that you'll only live once, I don't want to live once, I want to live an eternal life.
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: richard on October 05, 2010, 08:23:54 AM
Quiet, Primate.
alright pika pika that was funny.  :plus: :laugh:
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: RageBeoulve on November 02, 2010, 06:42:56 AM
Scientologists aren’t BRAVE :orly:

I think It's sad when people say that you'll only live once, I don't want to live once, I want to live an eternal life.

Coward. You WILL die, and its the end. Forever. Be a man and accept it.
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: ZEGH8578 on November 02, 2010, 06:45:11 AM
i also want to live an eternal life, but the only thing i can "believe" in would be some sort of futuristic hormonal injection or something... which is pretty unlikely.

i find it staggering how people can choose their _reality view_ based on _wishes_ :S
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 02, 2010, 07:01:24 AM
I used to think I'd go into an afterlife similar to the one I "see" in my dreams. Sadly, since those dreams are generated by my brain,
and since my brain will die when I do, death means  no more dreams.  So, enjoy the dreams while you're here.  :-\
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: RageBeoulve on November 02, 2010, 07:07:55 AM
Yeah. It sucks, but when you die, you are not alive. You are DEAD. Game over.
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: General Razorbeard on November 02, 2010, 10:25:54 AM
My experiences tell me otherwise, the things I've experienced has made me believe that evil or at least supernatural creatures really do/does exist.

I'm not sure who the mysterious creature really were though, I may have hallucinated though, and there are physical possibilities for the things to be non-supernatural too, but they sure as hell were strange.
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: General Razorbeard on November 02, 2010, 10:31:07 AM
Homo Spiritus, the (supposed) next stage in evolution, I'm excited about this, maybe we will live a bit longer.
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: RageBeoulve on November 02, 2010, 11:01:22 AM
Your experiences tell you otherwise huh? Come tell me that in a few years. Meanwhile, more like homo cuntus, in your case. In closing, you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground. So quit runnin your mouth.
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: ZEGH8578 on November 02, 2010, 02:21:53 PM
Homo Spiritus, the (supposed) next stage in evolution, I'm excited about this, maybe we will live a bit longer.

inventing "latin" names only make you look like a dumbfuck douchebag.
evolution happens because of external triggers, not because it "must".

"Homo spiritus" is pure bullshit, and either YOU invented it, or some idiot you know.

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STOP!
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: General Razorbeard on November 03, 2010, 07:15:12 AM
2012 is the perfect trigger, It's a great event in world history.

The word Homo Spiritus isn't invented by me, It's the word scientists will use in the next evolution process.
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: General Razorbeard on November 03, 2010, 07:17:24 AM
You have little to no reasons for being proud if you’re a descendant of apes, no matter what your countrymen did Anno Domini, I’m disgraced. Because of this, I feel almost no sympathy when little children gets molested, raped, tortured, killed etc., I’m not angry at pedophiles or criminals, I can’t imagine a stable society of apes, apes are violent, aggressive and free creatures, they don’t take their time to sit down and do homework, It’s like they have ADD/ADHD, I couldn’t care less what would happen to the man who was trapped under a house in Haiti.

I also distance myself from sexual activity now, and I feel disgusted when someone actually are proud of descending from the most disgusting form of life-form. I f.ex didn’t give a s*** about my aspie friend calling me an idiot in my birthday party while he snapped the controller out of my hands, my view on humans hasn’t bettered so much lately. Why does the distorted apes wear make-up and/or use surgery? I won’t fuck them just because of that, I’m disgusted by them.

Stop wearing make-up :thumbup:

Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 03, 2010, 07:36:06 AM
You have little to no reasons for being proud if you’re a descendant of apes, no matter what your countrymen did Anno Domini, I’m disgraced. Because of this, I feel almost no sympathy when little children gets molested, raped, tortured, killed etc., I’m not angry at pedophiles or criminals, I can’t imagine a stable society of apes, apes are violent, aggressive and free creatures, they don’t take their time to sit down and do homework, It’s like they have ADD/ADHD, I couldn’t care less what would happen to the man who was trapped under a house in Haiti.

I also distance myself from sexual activity now, and I feel disgusted when someone actually are proud of descending from the most disgusting form of life-form. I f.ex didn’t give a s*** about my aspie friend calling me an idiot in my birthday party while he snapped the controller out of my hands, my view on humans hasn’t bettered so much lately. Why does the distorted apes wear make-up and/or use surgery? I won’t fuck them just because of that, I’m disgusted by them.

Stop wearing make-up :thumbup:



Too bad, you're human like the rest of us, so you should have the same contempt for yourself that you have for everyone else.  :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: General Razorbeard on November 03, 2010, 07:42:09 AM
You have little to no reasons for being proud if you’re a descendant of apes, no matter what your countrymen did Anno Domini, I’m disgraced. Because of this, I feel almost no sympathy when little children gets molested, raped, tortured, killed etc., I’m not angry at pedophiles or criminals, I can’t imagine a stable society of apes, apes are violent, aggressive and free creatures, they don’t take their time to sit down and do homework, It’s like they have ADD/ADHD, I couldn’t care less what would happen to the man who was trapped under a house in Haiti.

I also distance myself from sexual activity now, and I feel disgusted when someone actually are proud of descending from the most disgusting form of life-form. I f.ex didn’t give a s*** about my aspie friend calling me an idiot in my birthday party while he snapped the controller out of my hands, my view on humans hasn’t bettered so much lately. Why does the distorted apes wear make-up and/or use surgery? I won’t fuck them just because of that, I’m disgusted by them.

Stop wearing make-up :thumbup:



Too bad, you're human like the rest of us, so you should have the same contempt for yourself that you have for everyone else.  :2thumbsup:

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vwt55TQq-3k/SqJeY_EeZuI/AAAAAAAAE0k/SOL-ojKraXo/s320/fat-man-at-computer.jpg)
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 03, 2010, 07:43:50 AM
You have little to no reasons for being proud if you’re a descendant of apes, no matter what your countrymen did Anno Domini, I’m disgraced. Because of this, I feel almost no sympathy when little children gets molested, raped, tortured, killed etc., I’m not angry at pedophiles or criminals, I can’t imagine a stable society of apes, apes are violent, aggressive and free creatures, they don’t take their time to sit down and do homework, It’s like they have ADD/ADHD, I couldn’t care less what would happen to the man who was trapped under a house in Haiti.

I also distance myself from sexual activity now, and I feel disgusted when someone actually are proud of descending from the most disgusting form of life-form. I f.ex didn’t give a s*** about my aspie friend calling me an idiot in my birthday party while he snapped the controller out of my hands, my view on humans hasn’t bettered so much lately. Why does the distorted apes wear make-up and/or use surgery? I won’t fuck them just because of that, I’m disgusted by them.

Stop wearing make-up :thumbup:



Too bad, you're human like the rest of us, so you should have the same contempt for yourself that you have for everyone else.  :2thumbsup:

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vwt55TQq-3k/SqJeY_EeZuI/AAAAAAAAE0k/SOL-ojKraXo/s320/fat-man-at-computer.jpg)

Hey, you actually posted it right side up, unlike the pics of your face. Good job!  :zoinks:
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: General Razorbeard on November 03, 2010, 08:02:25 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indigo_children
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 03, 2010, 08:06:14 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indigo_children

Ah, yes. It defines "Indigo children" as a  "pseudo-scientific label."
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: General Razorbeard on November 03, 2010, 08:11:10 AM
ZEGH, Shleed, thepeaguy and couldbecousin are the fattest monstrosities on this forum, not me.
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 03, 2010, 08:13:29 AM
ZEGH, Shleed, thepeaguy and couldbecousin are the fattest monstrosities on this forum, not me.

Nobody's calling you fat. What's wrong, nothing to say in defense of the Indigo children?  :P
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: General Razorbeard on November 03, 2010, 08:15:58 AM
For some strange reason, ZEGH called me fat.
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 03, 2010, 08:16:26 AM
For some strange reason, ZEGH called me fat.

Never mind that! What about the Indigo children?  :zoinks:
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: 'Butterflies' on November 03, 2010, 01:15:07 PM
I know somebody who claims to be an Indigo Child.

She is a total lunatic.
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: 'Butterflies' on November 03, 2010, 01:22:14 PM
You have little to no reasons for being proud if you’re a descendant of apes, no matter what your countrymen did Anno Domini, I’m disgraced. Because of this, I feel almost no sympathy when little children gets molested, raped, tortured, killed etc.,


That's a nasty thing to say. God will send you to hell for saying that.

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I also distance myself from sexual activity now, and I feel disgusted when someone actually are proud of descending from the most disgusting form of life-form.

Are you seriously saying you were sexually active before ??? ??? ???





Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: Frolic_Fun on November 03, 2010, 02:07:06 PM
He can think he's superior to me all he wants. At the end of the day I'm not making shitty knife waving videos. :LOL:
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: ZEGH8578 on November 03, 2010, 02:49:43 PM
1. when did i call razor fat?
2. am i fat!?

razor, seriously... if your goal in life is to be hated for life, congratulations, your wish came true. you can kill yourself now. and dont worry about hell. it doesnt exist. christianity is a lie. your a douchebag.
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: Binty on November 03, 2010, 03:35:18 PM
I know somebody who claims to be an Indigo Child.

She is a total lunatic.

I once knew someone who claimed that I was an indigo child. She was a lunatic too.
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: Scrapheap on November 03, 2010, 04:38:10 PM
He can think he's superior to me all he wants. At the end of the day I'm not making shitty knife waving videos. :LOL:

Wait, is this General Razorbeard guy the one that Peaguy used to pwn on youtube??
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: Adam on November 03, 2010, 06:07:28 PM
wish i was a chimpanzee too
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on November 03, 2010, 07:20:07 PM
He can think he's superior to me all he wants. At the end of the day I'm not making shitty knife waving videos. :LOL:

Wait, is this General Razorbeard guy the one that Peaguy used to pwn on youtube??

Well he's also known as adonfire, Mariotheplumber100, cosmic, luxray and bdhkhsfgk. So if peaguy has pwned anyone with any of those names, it's definitely Razor.
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: RageBeoulve on November 03, 2010, 08:57:49 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indigo_children

Idiot. Look. Heres some slivers of the information you posted to support your argument.

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Indigo children is a pseudo-scientific label given to children who are claimed to possess special, unusual and/or supernatural traits or abilities.

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Although there are no scientific studies to give credibility to the existence of any indigo children, or their traits, the phenomenon appeals to some parents whose children have been diagnosed with learning disabilities and parents seeking to believe that their children are special. This is viewed by skeptics as a way for parents to avoid proper (and generally pharmaceutical) pediatric treatment or a psychiatric diagnosis which implies imperfection. The list of traits used to describe the children has also been criticized for being vague enough to be applied to almost anyone, a form of the Forer effect. The phenomenon has been criticized as a means of making money from credulous parents through the sales of related products and services.


Yeeeah. You made a REAL good point there bud.  ::)
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: Adam on November 03, 2010, 09:02:46 PM
(http://www.guzer.com/photo/lets-be-friends/monkey-cat.jpg)
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: General Razorbeard on November 04, 2010, 09:34:31 AM
Go to the zoo :indeed:
Title: Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
Post by: RageBeoulve on November 04, 2010, 09:40:58 AM
We interrupt this bullshit to bring you something completely different.




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