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Title: in a store at night
Post by: richard on September 26, 2010, 11:41:30 AM
if you were in a store at nite and spent the nite there what would you do? i'd run down the isles screaming like a tard and then eat all the candy, and i'd sleep on the checkout belts. in the morning i'd promply clean up the mess ive made and leave. nobody would have ever known i was there

i would steal all the jelwery but its mostley plastic or cubic zerconia :yawn:
Title: Re: in a store at night
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 26, 2010, 11:44:49 AM
I'd use my cell phone to call for help! No way I'm staying overnight in an empty store!  :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: in a store at night
Post by: richard on September 26, 2010, 11:48:53 AM
you dont think it would be fun? maybe i just like being alone where alot of people normally are :laugh:
Title: Re: in a store at night
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 26, 2010, 11:50:06 AM
I'd rather be at home, online.  :thumbup:
Title: Re: in a store at night
Post by: Parts on September 26, 2010, 11:52:34 AM
Depends on the store.  I don't think I would sleep though.  Mostly go looking around the areas that say employees only. Probably move stuff around and make piles and patterns with it especially if they had fork lifts
Title: Re: in a store at night
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 26, 2010, 11:55:19 AM
Depends on the store.  I don't think I would sleep though.  Mostly go looking around the areas that say employees only. Probably move stuff around and make piles and patterns with it especially if they had fork lifts

I can picture you driving a forklift around a deserted store at night, and reassuring the concerned  :police:  who came by to check!

"Everything's fine, Officer, I am the night manager!"   :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: in a store at night
Post by: richard on September 26, 2010, 11:57:24 AM
Probably move stuff around and make piles and patterns with it especially if they had fork lifts
i could see you going crazy in the tool isle :laugh:
Title: Re: in a store at night
Post by: Parts on September 26, 2010, 11:58:18 AM
Depends on the store.  I don't think I would sleep though.  Mostly go looking around the areas that say employees only. Probably move stuff around and make piles and patterns with it especially if they had fork lifts

I can picture you driving a forklift around a deserted store at night, and reassuring the concerned  :police:  who came by to check!

"Everything's fine, Officer, I am the night manager!"   :2thumbsup:

It would work.  I used to work a lot on week ends and off hours on deserted construction sites they almost always believe you if you act calm and bitch about having to be there :2thumbsup:

Probably move stuff around and make piles and patterns with it especially if they had fork lifts
i could see you going crazy in the tool isle :laugh:

trying out all the cool ones :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: in a store at night
Post by: Icequeen on September 26, 2010, 12:18:04 PM
Grab a skateboard and ride up and down the aisles with music on, play video games all night while pigging out on junk food, watch 5 tv's at a time...my list is endless.

One night isn't enough, shut me up alone for a week.  :laugh:


Title: Re: in a store at night
Post by: Queen Victoria on September 26, 2010, 02:53:05 PM
I wouldn't be in a store after hours.  Now, being locked overnight or for a long 3 day weekend in a LIBRARY, that's another story.
Title: Re: in a store at night
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 26, 2010, 02:56:06 PM
I wouldn't be in a store after hours.  Now, being locked overnight or for a long 3 day weekend in a LIBRARY, that's another story.

 :agreed:  Or the big Borders bookstore in my city...they even have a cafe, so I could eat! 
Title: Re: in a store at night
Post by: Queen Victoria on September 26, 2010, 02:59:47 PM
I wouldn't be in a store after hours.  Now, being locked overnight or for a long 3 day weekend in a LIBRARY, that's another story.

 :agreed:  Or the big Borders bookstore in my city...they even have a cafe, so I could eat! 

Our main library has a cafe there, so food is covered.  Lots of roomy chairs.  Oh, wouldn't it be loverly?  loverly.  loverly.
Title: Re: in a store at night
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 26, 2010, 03:00:54 PM
I wouldn't be in a store after hours.  Now, being locked overnight or for a long 3 day weekend in a LIBRARY, that's another story.

 :agreed:  Or the big Borders bookstore in my city...they even have a cafe, so I could eat! 

Our main library has a cafe there, so food is covered.  Lots of roomy chairs.  Oh, wouldn't it be loverly?  loverly.  loverly.

Indeed, Your Majesty! A library fit for a  :queenie:  !
Title: Re: in a store at night
Post by: richard on September 26, 2010, 05:00:12 PM
why go to the library? when you can go online and have virtually any book you want? or magazine :autism:
Title: Re: in a store at night
Post by: Icequeen on September 26, 2010, 06:07:52 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEGx8ghZ1dI

I always jump on the back and glide on them when I think nobody is looking. :-[

One of these days I'll grow up hopefully...or maybe not. :P
Title: Re: in a store at night
Post by: Queen Victoria on September 26, 2010, 07:53:47 PM
why go to the library? when you can go online and have virtually any book you want? or magazine :autism:

Books are sensual, texual, physical.  They caress your palms when you hold them.  They sit in your lap waiting patiently for you to turn the page.  They have a dignity that the Internet cannot understand or achieve. 
Title: Re: in a store at night
Post by: Parts on September 26, 2010, 07:55:07 PM
why go to the library? when you can go online and have virtually any book you want? or magazine :autism:

Books are sensual, texual, physical.  They caress your palms when you hold them.  They sit in your lap waiting patiently for you to turn the page.  They have a dignity that the Internet cannot understand or achieve. 

 :clap: :plus:
Title: Re: in a store at night
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 26, 2010, 07:55:32 PM
why go to the library? when you can go online and have virtually any book you want? or magazine :autism:

Books are sensual, texual, physical.  They caress your palms when you hold them.  They sit in your lap waiting patiently for you to turn the page.  They have a dignity that the Internet cannot understand or achieve. 

 :plus:  for eloquence in defense of  real books.
Title: Re: in a store at night
Post by: richard on September 26, 2010, 08:09:10 PM
while i admire your love for reading, i guess im just lazy and would rather click a mouse. plus when you open a book you cant see a video, and forget getting to the library. the comfort of being able to turn on old lappy and go anywhere i want is what im all about these days. fast and convienant

i was just looking up carbondale colorado and now i wanna live there :autism:
Title: Re: in a store at night
Post by: Queen Victoria on September 26, 2010, 08:09:58 PM
Also, you can't tear a page out of the computer if you run out of TP in the bathroom.
Title: Re: in a store at night
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 26, 2010, 08:11:29 PM
Also, you can't tear a page out of the computer if you run out of TP in the bathroom.

You can't tear a page out of a book either! Not unless you own it!  :police:
Title: Re: in a store at night
Post by: richard on September 26, 2010, 08:13:40 PM
Also, you can't tear a page out of the computer if you run out of TP in the bathroom.
ouch. nothing touches my butt unless its ultra soft
Title: Re: in a store at night
Post by: Queen Victoria on September 26, 2010, 08:14:50 PM
Also, you can't tear a page out of the computer if you run out of TP in the bathroom.
ouch. nothing touches my butt unless its ultra soft

Well that leaves off cum-stiffened underwear.
Title: Re: in a store at night
Post by: richard on September 26, 2010, 08:18:06 PM
Also, you can't tear a page out of the computer if you run out of TP in the bathroom.
ouch. nothing touches my butt unless its ultra soft
Well that leaves off cum-stiffened underwear.
i should post more pictures of them. the back of them are almost completely coverd in dry cum. it just hast turned dark yellow yet, as they are fresh stains
Title: Re: in a store at night
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 26, 2010, 08:20:43 PM
Also, you can't tear a page out of the computer if you run out of TP in the bathroom.
ouch. nothing touches my butt unless its ultra soft
Well that leaves off cum-stiffened underwear.
i should post more pictures of them. the back of them are almost completely coverd in dry cum. it just hast turned dark yellow yet, as they are fresh stains

...or not.   :hide:
Title: Re: in a store at night
Post by: richard on September 26, 2010, 08:23:03 PM
they smell like graham crackers. i think cum is made up of lots of sugar
Title: Re: in a store at night
Post by: Queen Victoria on September 26, 2010, 08:23:40 PM
It was a dark and stormy store... 
Title: Re: in a store at night
Post by: richard on September 26, 2010, 08:26:44 PM
:LMAO: