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Start here => Free For ALL => Topic started by: SBI_Patience on September 24, 2010, 09:52:49 AM
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<Fill in the blank>
e.g: I saw this girl and she could make a perfect part in Baywatch. :viking:
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...Goatse never existed.
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wat
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summers were a thing of the past!
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Winters were a thing of the past. :P
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I had a girlfriend! :eyebrows:
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I had a girlfriend! :eyebrows:
Look, let's have some sort of reality check before posting free fantasies.
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Winters were a thing of the past. :P
are you kidding me? just move somewhere hot and more than likely you wouldnt have said that
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no one could speak.
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I never came to this forum. ;)
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looks like this forum was a good fit for you. :)
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if I never changed from how I was 4 years ago?
Apparently I was more of a jackass then. :LOL:
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I had a girlfriend! :eyebrows:
Look, let's have some sort of reality check before posting free fantasies.
This is a thread about fantasies, isn't it?
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imagine if an asteriod hits the earth, oh shit one might hit called apophis! http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/apophis/
please just kill everybody, even :eiffel:
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I had a girlfriend! :eyebrows:
Look, let's have some sort of reality check before posting free fantasies.
This is a thread about fantasies, isn't it?
You've certainly come up with one.
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The WWW was invented in the 50s.
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HBC was my wife :zoinks:
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Men could get pregnant.
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Men could get pregnant.
Lots of men would be more careful in wearing a condom. :zoinks:
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Men could get pregnant.
http://www.malepregnancy.com/
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Men could get pregnant.
http://www.malepregnancy.com/
Yeah, sorry to shoot this down, but this is just a fake website.
This was part of an art project that the "Mr. Lee" in the male pregnancy photos was involved with. This was a huge deal too, because he fooled quite a few people, including me when I saw this a year and half ago...
Here's more info:
http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/malepreg.htm
- m.
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2004 10:23 am
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Men could get pregnant.
http://www.malepregnancy.com/
Yeah, sorry to shoot this down, but this is just a fake website.
This was part of an art project that the "Mr. Lee" in the male pregnancy photos was involved with. This was a huge deal too, because he fooled quite a few people, including me when I saw this a year and half ago...
Here's more info:
http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/malepreg.htm
- m.
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2004 10:23 am
Yup, I know it's fake. It's obvious enough if you bother to actually read it. It's funny, though.
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... Judy's teeth weren't that bad.
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... Judy's teeth weren't that bad.
That would be a relieve for once. :LOL:
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...there was no such thing as a migraine.
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...odeon never got migraines or headaches :laugh:
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What a weird place that would be.
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if ichiro actually got the respect he deserves!
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Imagine if not everyone knew who Ichiro is.
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Imagine if not everyone knew who Ichiro is.
:indeed:
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Imagine if not everyone knew who Ichiro is.
:indeed:
I only learn who athletes are when they marry tacky tabloid celebrities. :zoinks:
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Imagine if not everyone knew who Ichiro is.
:indeed:
I only learn who athletes are when they marry tacky tabloid celebrities. :zoinks:
Imagine if there were people who would not even know their tabloid celebrities, let alone their athletes. :asthing:
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Imagine if not everyone knew who Ichiro is.
:indeed:
I only learn who athletes are when they marry tacky tabloid celebrities. :zoinks:
Imagine if there were people who would not even know their tabloid celebrities, let alone their athletes. :asthing:
Already a lot of the younger ones are strangers to me, since I avoid most reality shows.
I'm getting old and missing out on the newer pop culture stuff. :prude:
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Imagine there were no tabloids because no-one was interested in the lives of celebrities.
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Imagine there were no tabloids because no-one was interested in the lives of celebrities.
Imagine if how it would make my job a lot lighter when it comes to carrying weight. :2thumbsup:
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Imagine there were no tabloids because no-one was interested in the lives of celebrities.
Imagine if how it would make my job a lot lighter when it comes to carrying weight. :2thumbsup:
Imagine no fashion magazines either! Easier workdays for you! :2thumbsup:
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Imagine there were no tabloids because no-one was interested in the lives of celebrities.
Imagine if how it would make my job a lot lighter when it comes to carrying weight. :2thumbsup:
Imagine no fashion magazines either! Easier workdays for you! :2thumbsup:
Imagine if no fashion existed. Shopping streets would never be so crowded.
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Imagine there were no shopping streets. ;D
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Imagine there were no shopping streets. ;D
But where would I go to buy the foods I love so much? :bigcry:
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imagine if this topic didnt exist, would you still be able to imagine?
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Imagine if I had the guts to talk in class tomorrow :zombiefuck:
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Imagine if I had the guts to talk in class tomorrow :zombiefuck:
You might, if there is something you really want to ask. I hope so. :)
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imagine if you had both sex parts. i'd end my life, i never want to own a hole that bleeds once a month
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imagine if you had both sex parts. i'd end my life, i never want to own a hole that bleeds once a month
There are worse things, really. It's a nuisance but it can be dealt with. :viking:
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the nihilists are right.
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Imagine if I was a girl! :eyelash:
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People really were made of clay? No more Adam and Eve just Gumby and Sylvia Saint.
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Imagine if I was a girl! :eyelash:
We already have, and it turned out you are.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Q0Eyw3l3XM
... If that fuckwit Chapman had missed.
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Imagine if..... I was in reality an OCTOPUS :o
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Imagine if I was not an insane axe murderess.
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Imagine how well I would sleep then.
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imagine if you had both sex parts. i'd end my life, i never want to own a hole that bleeds once a month
Hey, you don't complain about the hole that shits once a day do you?
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imagine is a cool song by john lennon, odeon do you agree :zoinks:
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imagine if you had both sex parts. i'd end my life, i never want to own a hole that bleeds once a month
Hey, you don't complain about the hole that shits once a day do you?
:pwned:
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imagine if you had both sex parts. i'd end my life, i never want to own a hole that bleeds once a month
Hey, you don't complain about the hole that shits once a day do you?
why so offended? and no mostley because it isnt blood. besides everyone poops, not everyone poops blood
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imagine if you had both sex parts. i'd end my life, i never want to own a hole that bleeds once a month
Hey, you don't complain about the hole that shits once a day do you?
why so offended? and no mostley because it isnt blood. besides everyone poops, not everyone poops blood
I think it'd be intresting having both sexual parts
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imagine if you had both sex parts. i'd end my life, i never want to own a hole that bleeds once a month
Hey, you don't complain about the hole that shits once a day do you?
why so offended? and no mostley because it isnt blood. besides everyone poops, not everyone poops blood
My nose bleeds at times, but I'm keeping it! :2thumbsup:
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good point jolly weeble. :plus:
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Imagine if I was a girl! :eyelash:
I'd call the cops if you tried to talk to me.
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Imagine if I was a girl! :eyelash:
I'd call the cops if you tried to talk to me.
You mean the fashion police? Because you look like you need a little flash in your style, honey. ::)
Um, seriously, calling the cops on a girl who's trying to talk to you? Okay, damn, I have never seen such a flaming homosexual in my life!
:ghey:
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Imagine if I was a girl! :eyelash:
I'd call the cops if you tried to talk to me.
You mean the fashion police? Because you look like you need a little flash in your style, honey. ::)
Um, seriously, calling the cops on a girl who's trying to talk to you? Okay, damn, I have never seen such a flaming homosexual in my life!
:ghey:
This is a good example of teasing. Nice job.
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:o He finally pulled that stick out of his ass?
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Imagine if I was a girl! :eyelash:
I'd call the cops if you tried to talk to me.
You mean the fashion police? Because you look like you need a little flash in your style, honey. ::)
Um, seriously, calling the cops on a girl who's trying to talk to you? Okay, damn, I have never seen such a flaming homosexual in my life!
:ghey:
oh wow, funny :laugh: :plus:
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Imagine if I was a girl! :eyelash:
I'd call the cops if you tried to talk to me.
You mean the fashion police? Because you look like you need a little flash in your style, honey. ::)
Um, seriously, calling the cops on a girl who's trying to talk to you? Okay, damn, I have never seen such a flaming homosexual in my life!
:ghey:
oh wow, funny :laugh: :plus:
Felcher: I think the word you were looking for is
HOOKER
which is why Rage would call the cops.
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imagine if you lived back in the day. would you be killed? i probably would be because everyone would have thought i was demon posessed
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All persons over the age of 18 who lived in the United States were required to carry a loaded weapon. (Not that weapon guys)
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imagine if you woke up the opposite sex :aff:
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Imagine if everyone had a complete set of both sex organs.
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imagine if you were a fish on a line
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Imagine if everyone had a complete set of both sex organs.
Imagine if only half of you would then get satisfied.
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Imagine if everyone had a complete set of both sex organs.
Imagine if only half of you would then get satisfied.
It doesnt have to be only half.
Most of us have working hands :zoinks:
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imagine if you drowned :P
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Imagine if everyone had a complete set of both sex organs.
Imagine if only half of you would then get satisfied.
It doesnt have to be only half.
Most of us have working hands :zoinks:
Imagine one of those complete set of sex organs was between your shoulderblades, and you didn't have tentacles.
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imagine if you were on that tv show locked up abroad. :(
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Imagine if everyone had a complete set of both sex organs.
Imagine if only half of you would then get satisfied.
It doesnt have to be only half.
Most of us have working hands :zoinks:
Imagine one of those complete set of sex organs was between your shoulderblades, and you didn't have tentacles.
then 69'ing would be a very difficult affair :indeed:
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But celibacy would come naturally to you.
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Imagine if I could fuck my tutor :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks:
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imagine if you were a zebra being devowerd by lions?
or imagine you lived in africa. take yer pick :zoinks:
:P
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ASPIEs were the majority and the fucked up passive aggressive offended morons were left to starve in the streets.
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...the zombie apocalypse occurred right now.
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ASPIEs were the majority and the fucked up passive aggressive offended morons were left to starve in the streets.
Please don't tell me you are one of those militant hate-every-NT-out-there morons?
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Animals could talk so that we could understand them. I think it would be an impossibly noisy world given all the flies, roaches, fleas, birds, etc.
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ASPIEs were the majority and the fucked up passive aggressive offended morons were left to starve in the streets.
Please don't tell me you are one of those militant hate-every-NT-out-there morons?
Ha, I was thinking the same thing, but couldn't even bother to replying to it.
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ASPIEs were the majority and the fucked up passive aggressive offended morons were left to starve in the streets.
Please don't tell me you are one of those militant hate-every-NT-out-there morons?
Ha, I was thinking the same thing, but couldn't even bother to replying to it.
n00b hasn't replied so maybe the message got through.
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imagine if fairy tales werent tr00, :toporly:
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Imagine if there was no drama.
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Imagine if there was no drama.
You would have to be careful to keep yourself entertained. Without proper entertainment, drama becomes your only outlet.
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Imagine if there was no drama.
You would have to be careful to keep yourself entertained. Without proper entertainment, drama becomes your only outlet.
So true.
Imagine if it was all controlled by me?
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Imagine if there was no drama.
You would have to be careful to keep yourself entertained. Without proper entertainment, drama becomes your only outlet.
So true.
Imagine if it was all controlled by me?
I'm willing to bet it would be similar to what I want.
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Imagine if there was no drama.
You would have to be careful to keep yourself entertained. Without proper entertainment, drama becomes your only outlet.
So true.
Imagine if it was all controlled by me?
I'm willing to bet it would be similar to what I want.
Astute, very astute.
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If only I could find some way to force it...
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If only I could find some way to force it...
Im going to resist making a joke because I am innocent and pure. :angel:
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I'll force it in your ass. I'm not innocent. :zoinks:
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I'll force it in your ass. I'm not innocent. :zoinks:
Bu-but then I'll never get in heaven :aff:
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Aw fuck it :zoinks:
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I'll force it in your ass. I'm not innocent. :zoinks:
Bu-but then I'll never get in heaven :aff:
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Aw fuck it :zoinks:
All little sea-creatures go to heaven. :hug:
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I'll force it in your ass. I'm not innocent. :zoinks:
Bu-but then I'll never get in heaven :aff:
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Aw fuck it :zoinks:
All little sea-creatures go to heaven. :hug:
unless they're Cthulu :zoinks:
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H P Lovecraft had never existed.
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imagine if you were a bank robber. :orly:
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imagine if you were a bank robber. :orly:
Yeah, right. How many 4 foot 11, fat, silver-haired, female bank robbers are there?
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i'd be too nervous to stick anyone up for there money. i'd probably studder the whole time and drop the pistol, or trip over my own feet when the cops showed up
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imagine if you were a bank robber. :orly:
Yeah, right. How many 4 foot 11, fat, silver-haired, female bank robbers are there?
That's exactly why you should do it! Nobody will be suspicious of you till it's too late! :2thumbsup:
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i'd be too nervous to stick anyone up for there money. i'd probably studder the whole time and drop the pistol, or trip over my own feet when the cops showed up
Has anyone seen the street video of the bank robbery from hell?
The robbers ran out of the bank, got in the getaway car and sat there for a few seconds. Three police cars drove up, "surrounded" the getaway car, leaving some space between the cars. The police ran into the bank. The stunned robbers sat there for a few more seconds and then drove off.
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i'd be too nervous to stick anyone up for there money. i'd probably studder the whole time and drop the pistol, or trip over my own feet when the cops showed up
Has anyone seen the street video of the bank robbery from hell?
The robbers ran out of the bank, got in the getaway car and sat there for a few seconds. Three police cars drove up, "surrounded" the getaway car, leaving some space between the cars. The police ran into the bank. The stunned robbers sat there for a few more seconds and then drove off.
Ooops! Are the robbers still at large? :zoinks:
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imagine if you were, OLD.
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imagine if there was a world peace..
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imagine if i could spell right, ;)
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imagine if i could spell right, ;)
But I enjoy my daily cryptography lesson. :2thumbsup:
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Imagine if I could talk this much irl
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imagine if i was the president and had possesion of "the football" :evillaugh:
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imagine if i hung myself online like that one guy because i was so worried about my audiance :laugh:
:facepalm2:
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imagine if everything was pink :D
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Imagine if nothing was pink. ;D
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:plus:
Imagine if everything was orange and black
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:plus:
Imagine if everything was orange and black
Okay, which color do you choose for your Peter?
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Imagine if everything was RED and black. :evillaugh:
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Okay, which color do you choose for your Peter?
The head would be orange and the shaft would be black~
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Okay, which color do you choose for your Peter?
The head would be orange and the shaft would be black~
Reverse the colours and it'd look like a lollipop :zoinks:
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This is very disturbing.
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Haha. yes, well halloween is comming up. so just think of it that way. :angel:
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are you gonna make kids lick your lollipop then? :D
imagine if everyone was a hermaphrodite.. :zoinks:
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Imagine if we didnt have a moon, :orly:
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Imagine if we didnt have a moon, :orly:
Somebody already imagined that!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLajKFij8xI
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:indeed: the moon is really a good thing!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WZW4groJro
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Imagine if you lived in a favela!
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imagine if you could hurt people only by looking at them
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I could use that.
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Imagine if politicians were honest. (Well, this thread is about imagine.)
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Imagine if I really would go to bed. :zoinks: (bringing some realism in this thread, I hope.)
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Imagine if i had a small weenie, or didnt like fire agates. :(
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Imagine if i had a small weenie, or didnt like fire agates. :(
Imagine if I were thin, and always going out dancing and stuff, and thought it was boring to be online every day. :zombiefuck:
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Imagine loads of women wanted to have sex with me
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Imagine loads of women wanted to have sex with me
Imagine loads of men wanted to have sex with me! :laugh:
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imagine if everything was made of silver 8)
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imagine if you could hurt people only by looking at them
I can. ;)
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imagine if you could hurt people only by looking at them
I can. ;)
*jealous*
teach me! :D
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Half of the crap that goes on in the world didn't.
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Half of the crap that goes on in the world didn't.
We'd have to invent twice the amount of crap. :-\
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imagine if i could date a hot nerd! :blonde:
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hello, you are a hot nerd! :-* :blonde:
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imagine if you could feel no pain
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imagine if this topic, was in the games forum. i bet it would get more replys! :orly:
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Imagine if I had a Dillon M134 and 100,000 rounds of ammo. :green:
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imagine if i could go anywhere i want to right now.
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Imagine if i would have bought that 89 ct fire agate instead of diseal! >:(
lucky duck. :thumbup:
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imagine if i wasnt this good!
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Imagine if we were the opposite gender in another dimension? :eyelash:
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superboyian, you should ask for this topic to get moved to the games forum. :thumbup:
Imagine if, I owned a house. :2thumbsup:
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Imagine if I had a Dillon M134 and 100,000 rounds of ammo. :green:
I've gt a Dillon 550B, can't imagine needing anything else. ;)
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imagine if i had a tattoo. :P
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imagine if i had a car
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imagine if i had a car
Move to America, cars a a dime a dozen around here.
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imagine if i had a car
Move to America, cars a a dime a dozen around here.
aw..i want that.
id need a driving licence first though..
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imagine if i had a car
Move to America, cars a a dime a dozen around here.
aw..i want that.
id need a driving licence first though..
They're pretty easy to get here. You just have to pass a mutiple choice test, and a basic behind the wheel test.
If you get a Drivers Handbook (free from the D.M.V.) and read it, passing the test is pretty easy. The behind the wheel test is easy too, you just need to have a friend to drive with you to help teach you how to drive. You can practice in an empty parking lot or in an empty field.
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Imagine if the Atlantic ocean didn't exist...
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imagine if i had a car
Move to America, cars a a dime a dozen around here.
aw..i want that.
id need a driving licence first though..
They're pretty easy to get here. You just have to pass a mutiple choice test, and a basic behind the wheel test.
If you get a Drivers Handbook (free from the D.M.V.) and read it, passing the test is pretty easy. The behind the wheel test is easy too, you just need to have a friend to drive with you to help teach you how to drive. You can practice in an empty parking lot or in an empty field.
theyre not so easy to get here. cause you have to pass a test with a cop in the car, and they enjoy being cruel to everyone. so they let pass only very few people, meaning you have to repeat the test millions of times..:/
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Cats could talk.
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Cats could talk.
They would not be allowed in PMSElle's bedroom anymore. :asthing:
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Cats could talk.
They would not be allowed in PMSElle's bedroom anymore. :asthing:
:lol:
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They're pretty easy to get here. You just have to pass a mutiple choice test, and a basic behind the wheel test.
If you get a Drivers Handbook (free from the D.M.V.) and read it, passing the test is pretty easy. The behind the wheel test is easy too, you just need to have a friend to drive with you to help teach you how to drive. You can practice in an empty parking lot or in an empty field.
theyre not so easy to get here. cause you have to pass a test with a cop in the car, and they enjoy being cruel to everyone. so they let pass only very few people, meaning you have to repeat the test millions of times..:/
Yeah, the behind the wheel tests here are given by D.M.V. employees (Departmen of Motor Vehicles) and yhey're pretty basic. The hardes part of the test is parallel parking. :-\
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Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world
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:kumbaya:
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Imagine if I actually DID even 10% of what I THINK about doing. My life would improve so much,
I'd hardly be able to recognize it. Just 10%... :chin:
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Imagine if I actually DID even 10% of what I THINK about doing. My life would improve so much,
I'd hardly be able to recognize it. Just 10%... :chin:
Gradually build it up CBC.
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Imagine if I actually DID even 10% of what I THINK about doing. My life would improve so much,
I'd hardly be able to recognize it. Just 10%... :chin:
Gradually build it up CBC.
Thank you, I shall do that! Progress, not perfection! :viking:
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Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world
If you really start to think about that one, it would really suck.
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imagine if you could hurt people only by looking at them
I can. ;)
*jealous*
teach me! :D
Theres a downside. You have to die.
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You could individualize the weather for your immediate location.