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Title: Lock up your kids...
Post by: Adam on September 14, 2010, 07:00:03 AM
the Pope is coming!  :zoinks:

piece of shit isn't coming to Manchester tho

has anyone got tickets? lolz
Title: Re: Lock up your kids...
Post by: Squidusa on September 14, 2010, 07:06:46 AM
the Pope is coming!  :zoinks:

piece of shit isn't coming to Manchester tho

has anyone got tickets? lolz

 :LMAO:

Seriously though.. the popes coming to the UK?!  :aff:
Title: Re: Lock up your kids...
Post by: Adam on September 14, 2010, 07:11:22 AM
yeh he's going to Birmingham and Scotland. Apparently it's costing us something like £10m
Title: Re: Lock up your kids...
Post by: Squidusa on September 14, 2010, 07:13:50 AM
yeh he's going to Birmingham and Scotland. Apparently it's costing us something like £1.5m

Oh hooray I can hardly wait....... *grabs flour and eggs*  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Lock up your kids...
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 14, 2010, 07:19:41 AM
I thought for a second you were gonna say Judy was coming, but as we all know, that'd be nigh on impossible.

Still, those teeth are damn scary.
Title: Re: Lock up your kids...
Post by: Squidusa on September 14, 2010, 07:45:25 AM
I thought for a second you were gonna say Judy was coming, but as we all know, that'd be nigh on impossible.

Still, those teeth are damn scary.

I think its farmers that need to be worried about Judy not Parents  :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: Lock up your kids...
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 14, 2010, 08:00:10 AM
I thought for a second you were gonna say Judy was coming, but as we all know, that'd be nigh on impossible.

Still, those teeth are damn scary.

I think its farmers that need to be worried about Judy not Parents  :zombiefuck:

Get 'em near a cliff, they push back better. So I am told.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoMdC2i0OXY
Title: Re: Lock up your kids...
Post by: Squidusa on September 14, 2010, 08:31:09 AM
I thought for a second you were gonna say Judy was coming, but as we all know, that'd be nigh on impossible.

Still, those teeth are damn scary.

I think its farmers that need to be worried about Judy not Parents  :zombiefuck:

Get 'em near a cliff, they push back better. So I am told.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoMdC2i0OXY

 :lol:
Title: Re: Lock up your kids...
Post by: skyblue1 on September 14, 2010, 08:36:05 AM
I thought for a second you were gonna say Judy was coming, but as we all know, that'd be nigh on impossible.

Still, those teeth are damn scary.

I think its farmers that need to be worried about Judy not Parents  :zombiefuck:

Get 'em near a cliff, they push back better. So I am told.

 :agreed:

 :lol:
Title: Re: Lock up your kids...
Post by: DukeNukem on September 14, 2010, 09:36:21 AM
Does the Pope shit in the woods? :zoinks:
Title: Re: Lock up your kids...
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 14, 2010, 09:42:25 AM
Does the Pope shit in the woods? :zoinks:

Why don't you ask him?
Title: Re: Lock up your kids...
Post by: Squidusa on September 14, 2010, 09:44:11 AM
Does the Pope shit in the woods? :zoinks:

Why don't you ask him?

what would you do if he said yes?  :lol:
Title: Re: Lock up your kids...
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 14, 2010, 09:49:13 AM
Does the Pope shit in the woods? :zoinks:

Why don't you ask him?

what would you do if he said yes?  :lol:

I guess we'd get the bear.. er bare facts of the matter.
Title: Re: Lock up your kids...
Post by: Squidusa on September 14, 2010, 09:54:53 AM
Does the Pope shit in the woods? :zoinks:

Why don't you ask him?

what would you do if he said yes?  :lol:

I guess we'd get the bear.. er bare facts of the matter.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Lock up your kids...
Post by: richard on September 14, 2010, 10:52:56 AM
is the vatican its own country?
Title: Re: Lock up your kids...
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 14, 2010, 10:55:02 AM
is the vatican its own country?

It is a city-state.   :toporly:


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vatican_City
Title: Re: Lock up your kids...
Post by: richard on September 14, 2010, 11:00:34 AM
hah. i wonder why they can get away with that? this isnt the 1600's!
i wonder what form of currancy they use and who has control over their taxes, or shouldnt i ask :orly:
Title: Re: Lock up your kids...
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 14, 2010, 11:04:48 AM
hah. i wonder why they can get away with that? this isnt the 1600's!
i wonder what form of currancy they use and who has control over their taxes, or shouldnt i ask :orly:

I don't know...  :tinfoil:
Title: Re: Lock up your kids...
Post by: richard on September 14, 2010, 11:07:46 AM
i bet he uses pope dollars and all the taxes go to him
Title: Re: Lock up your kids...
Post by: 'Butterflies' on September 14, 2010, 11:07:58 AM
hah. i wonder why they can get away with that? this isnt the 1600's!
i wonder what form of currancy they use and who has control over their taxes, or shouldnt i ask :orly:

I think it's because it's the head of the catholic church and it's supposed to be neutral and not part of any one country.



I notice a lot of the tickets for the popes visit haven't been sold. In one of the venues they've had to reduce the capacity to 80000. I'm not sure what it was to begin with.
Title: Re: Lock up your kids...
Post by: skyblue1 on September 14, 2010, 11:16:36 AM
is the vatican its own country?
it is a state within a country
Title: Re: Lock up your kids...
Post by: 'andersom' on September 14, 2010, 11:38:08 AM
hah. i wonder why they can get away with that? this isnt the 1600's!
i wonder what form of currancy they use and who has control over their taxes, or shouldnt i ask :orly:

I don't know...  :tinfoil:

I could buy stamps for the Italian Lires when I was there, I guess they now have adopted the Euro.
Title: Re: Lock up your kids...
Post by: Icequeen on September 14, 2010, 12:00:31 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Qy4iftwk5JM/S5w3nEsy6TI/AAAAAAAAITI/YtiItqCR-mk/s400/PopeBenedictEvil.jpg)
Title: Re: Lock up your kids...
Post by: Adam on September 14, 2010, 12:34:28 PM
typical catholics.... taking your money and raping your kids :zoinks:
Title: Re: Lock up your kids...
Post by: Parts on September 14, 2010, 01:44:13 PM
I hate it when any sort of political target comes near by I always figure someone will try and take them out and will get lots of people who are in the way or that your town will be remembered as where so and so was killed
Title: Re: Lock up your kids...
Post by: Squidusa on September 14, 2010, 01:48:09 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Qy4iftwk5JM/S5w3nEsy6TI/AAAAAAAAITI/YtiItqCR-mk/s400/PopeBenedictEvil.jpg)

OMG he looks like Gollum.

Why haven't I noticed before?  :duh:
Title: Re: Lock up your kids...
Post by: Adam on September 14, 2010, 01:49:28 PM
I doubt he'll get assassinated, but it would be funny if we got something similar to last year's xmas attack
Title: Re: Lock up your kids...
Post by: 'andersom' on September 14, 2010, 05:17:50 PM
Ah, this brings me back to when I was young  :P

When I was 20 the former pope visited the Netherlands, and there was a massive counter gathering of people in the Hague. We all were so proud of a young Catholic woman, from a progressive ecumenical background. She had been elected to meet the papa, and was allowed to ask a question (that had been scrutinised before hand. And she just asked a completely different confrontational one.

They were not amused. We were.  :asthing:
Title: Re: Lock up your kids...
Post by: Squidusa on September 14, 2010, 05:24:21 PM
Ah, this brings me back to when I was young  :P

When I was 20 the former pope visited the Netherlands, and there was a massive counter gathering of people in the Hague. We all were so proud of a young Catholic woman, from a progressive ecumenical background. She had been elected to meet the papa, and was allowed to ask a question (that had been scrutinised before hand. And she just asked a completely different confrontational one.

They were not amused. We were.  :asthing:


What did she ask him?  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Lock up your kids...
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 14, 2010, 05:26:30 PM
I hate it when any sort of political target comes near by I always figure someone will try and take them out and will get lots of people who are in the way or that your town will be remembered as where so and so was killed

I was gonna say 'where's Lee Harvey Oswald when you want him?' but I remembered Ruby killed him. Plus, we all knew it was the guy on the knoll. Hey, anyone got his phone number? He'd have to do it from his wheelchair now.
Title: Re: Lock up your kids...
Post by: Squidusa on September 14, 2010, 05:29:35 PM
I hate it when any sort of political target comes near by I always figure someone will try and take them out and will get lots of people who are in the way or that your town will be remembered as where so and so was killed

I was gonna say 'where's Lee Harvey Oswald when you want him?' but I remembered Ruby killed him. Plus, we all knew it was the guy on the knoll. Hey, anyone got his phone number? He'd have to do it from his wheelchair now.

Hes probably a moderator on WP ask plank im sure he can get you his phone number.
Title: Re: Lock up your kids...
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 14, 2010, 05:31:07 PM
I hate it when any sort of political target comes near by I always figure someone will try and take them out and will get lots of people who are in the way or that your town will be remembered as where so and so was killed

I was gonna say 'where's Lee Harvey Oswald when you want him?' but I remembered Ruby killed him. Plus, we all knew it was the guy on the knoll. Hey, anyone got his phone number? He'd have to do it from his wheelchair now.

Hes probably a moderator on WP ask plank im sure he can get you his phone number.

Fully endorsed by Autism Speaks I'm sure.

Er, what thread are we on again?
Title: Re: Lock up your kids...
Post by: RageBeoulve on September 14, 2010, 05:31:38 PM
BOB SAGET
Title: Re: Lock up your kids...
Post by: Squidusa on September 14, 2010, 05:35:39 PM
I hate it when any sort of political target comes near by I always figure someone will try and take them out and will get lots of people who are in the way or that your town will be remembered as where so and so was killed

I was gonna say 'where's Lee Harvey Oswald when you want him?' but I remembered Ruby killed him. Plus, we all knew it was the guy on the knoll. Hey, anyone got his phone number? He'd have to do it from his wheelchair now.

Hes probably a moderator on WP ask plank im sure he can get you his phone number.

Fully endorsed by Autism Speaks I'm sure.

Er, what thread are we on again?

Oh fuck knows Im totally disorientated now  :bunny:
Title: Re: Lock up your kids...
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 14, 2010, 05:37:49 PM
BOB SAGET

And the first prize goes to "Boy getting hit by train".

Granddad shot a video of our video of Kenny getting killed by a train! You bastard!