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Start here => Free For ALL => Topic started by: Al Swearegen on September 01, 2010, 09:08:31 AM
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OK so omegle.com is a place that you go to and it links you up on chat to a random stranger. From there you chat about whatever
Of course if you are bored anything can happen
Here is a couple of example of what can happen if you are bored
Talking dirty
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: 18 , f , horny
You: Wow that is awesome
Stranger: are you horny
You: Indeed.
Stranger: talk dirty to me
Stranger: make me orgasm
You: OK. Not very good at this but I will do my best. Not done it before
Stranger: its okay
Stranger: try your best
You: OK Swill buck filled with pigs vomit, regurgiated half masticated offal and random deposits of faeces. Fuck I am actually not bad.
You: Fuck I am horny
You: I could roll in that shit all day
You: Damn is it hot in here or what?
You: Mudslides and unclean toilets and a descent into unseen sewers.....
You: Ok your turn
Stranger: that was terrible
You: Indeed and exciting or have I missed the whole point of talking dirty?
You: What about Rat infested basements unclean for years and tripping into it face first. That would be kind of dirty
You: Certainly not clean
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Ever chatted to a crazy person?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hii
You: Hello
You: How you doing?
Stranger: good and yourself?
You: Really good
You: Do you believe in the Illuminatii?
You: Sorry bit random
Stranger: i dont have a clue what that is .. could you explain it to me?
You: Sure.
You: There is a theory that the powerful families in Europe actually are that influential and powerful that they dictate much of the global ins and outs
You: The majority of the world are puppets to their machinations
You: I didn't until...
You: three days ago
Stranger: why?
You: Well I believe that it filters down (power and misuse) through various intermediatries
You: The media is controlled by a select few and have immense power and so does the psycholgists and laemakers
You: lawmakers
You: Anyhow....
You: Three days ago I decided to "buck the system"
Stranger: how so?
You: Well before my trial I was told by both my lawyer (yeah see above) AND my shrink (see above) that before my trial I ought to stay on my medication for Schitzophrenia
You: I think they were trying to make me a lamb to the slaughter at trial
Stranger: did you take the meds?
You: Hell no and I see things better now. They are evil.
You: All of them.
You: They are corrupt.
Stranger: what country do you live in?
You: The people that were stalking me deserved it
Stranger: italy?
You: Another oppressed regime
You: Mafia has nothing on the power and influence of Rothchild
You: The police are puppets
You: They deserved it and their cars could be replaced
You: I keep hearing knocks on my door at 2 am and when I check there is no-one there.
You: They are trying to force me into doing something crazy but I am onto them
You: I have been researching somethings on the internet that will protect me
You: Going back to the old ways before the days of Rothchild
You: Pagan ways
You: Hello?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: im here
You: Nothing worse than trying to get inside someones head and play with your mind and they do it to us all by appealing to our consumerism
You: Our belief of media and religion and want to "fit in"
You: We become drones....lambs to the slaughter
You: No me and at trial I will be protected from their brainwashing
You: Makes sense all of it now
You: Why would they deny? Because they are trying to control but controlled themselve by individuals higher in power and influence than they are
Stranger: well, i live in america and if anything like this ever happened, youll have a bunch of angry people
You: They think they own the game but they are soldiers for a cause that they don't believe in
You: If you have a sec just google something for me
You: "Federal reserve".
You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_Reserve_System
You: That is truth, fact and scary
You: See it sounds like a government institution and people don't question it
You: This is scary
You: You got that link?
Stranger: yep
You: This is the central banking system of America run by a handful of powerful Eurpoean families that have a licence to print their own money....literally
You: The banking institutions that own shares in it are all rich affluent members of the world.
You: Head of is the Rothchild familt.
You: family
You: This family and others have been financial backers of most political appoimtments and own or have majority shares in Media, Infrastructure and banking and practically every aspect of our consumer lifestyles.
You: They are not confined to th laws of the world they make and break people at whim
You: Not me
You: They are like demons
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
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Maybe I could chat with random strangers about hoarding! :zoinks:
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Had to get my reading glasses, but it was worth it. :rofl:
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Oh my!!!!!! Lady Weeble my smelling salts, quickly!
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I lol'ed at the first convo, I'm actually gonna use that technique to scare someone off. :zoinks:
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Oh my!!!!!! Lady Weeble my smelling salts, quickly!
Oh my heavens! Here I am, Your Majesty! Lie down and elevate your feet! :GA:
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Those are good. Is the You, you?
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Sir Les
I think I recognised the handwriting in the first one as Judy's. WTF have you gotten yourself into? :eyebrows:
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That was NOT me in there. I never visit Omegle, whatever the hell that is... ::)
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That was NOT me in there. I never visit Omegle, whatever the hell that is... ::)
Man I love :fish: especially when there are :shark: around.
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:plus: Thanks for the laugh!
Good impersonation of Lit on the first one :thumbup:
Actually and kind of on the second one too :roflol:
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahHAHAHahahaHaHaHahahahahahaheheheheheheheheeheeehee hee... haha... ho... hehehe..
***sniff***
Good.
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Am chatting. This is actually kinda fun. You realize how many stupid people there are ALL over the world and how easy it is to fuck with them. :evillaugh:
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Am chatting. This is actually kinda fun. You realize how many stupid people there are ALL over the world and how easy it is to fuck with them. :evillaugh:
There are, aren't there. More than 5,000,000,000 of them according to my slide-rule and abacus.
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That's probably fairly accurate.
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Maybe I could chat with random strangers about hoarding! :zoinks:
I don't think it's hoarding, they are looking for, more "whoring". ;)
Am chatting. This is actually kinda fun. You realize how many stupid people there are ALL over the world and how easy it is to fuck with them. :evillaugh:
I tried, but people kept disconnecting on me. Now I'm scared of getting a little hooked, because I'm jealous Sir Les actually had such a long conversation with his people.
But the site won't load up for me at the moment!!!! Goddamn.
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So far I've noticed three consistencies:
1) a large percentage of the people I've come across are males, between the ages of 18 and 25;
2) many use omegle for sex chat;
3) what with textspeak, the world has forgotten how to spell.
:P
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So far I've noticed three consistencies:
1) a large percentage of the people I've come across are males, between the ages of 18 and 25;
2) many use omegle for sex chat;
3) what with textspeak, the world has forgotten how to spell.
:P
My bet most of them go hooning around Lygon St Carlton in their hotted up Commodores.
Or at least in their dreams....
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So far I've noticed three consistencies:
1) a large percentage of the people I've come across are males, between the ages of 18 and 25;
2) many use omegle for sex chat;
3) what with textspeak, the world has forgotten how to spell.
:P
My bet most of them go hooning around Lygon St Carlton in their hotted up Commodores.
Or at least in their dreams....
And what the fuck is wrong with a hotted up Commodore, exactly? :P
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So far I've noticed three consistencies:
1) a large percentage of the people I've come across are males, between the ages of 18 and 25;
2) many use omegle for sex chat;
3) what with textspeak, the world has forgotten how to spell.
:P
My bet most of them go hooning around Lygon St Carlton in their hotted up Commodores.
Or at least in their dreams....
And what the fuck is wrong with a hotted up Commodore, exactly? :P
Well I didn't think they still drove those old Valiants around Carlton anymore.
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So far I've noticed three consistencies:
1) a large percentage of the people I've come across are males, between the ages of 18 and 25;
2) many use omegle for sex chat;
3) what with textspeak, the world has forgotten how to spell.
:P
My bet most of them go hooning around Lygon St Carlton in their hotted up Commodores.
Or at least in their dreams....
And what the fuck is wrong with a hotted up Commodore, exactly? :P
Well I didn't think they still drove those old Valiants around Carlton anymore.
Just checking if you were dissin' my car bro. :police:
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Omegle is funny. I managed a convo today, my first real one. I forgot to cut and paste it. But basically it started with Stranger saying are you a female on cam.
And finished with him saying 'tell me where you are and you would be dead'.
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Omegle is funny. I managed a convo today, my first real one. I forgot to cut and paste it. But basically it started with Stranger saying are you a female on cam.
And finished with him saying 'tell me where you are and you would be dead'.
Oh my god. :twitch:
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Omegle is funny. I managed a convo today, my first real one. I forgot to cut and paste it. But basically it started with Stranger saying are you a female on cam.
And finished with him saying 'tell me where you are and you would be dead'.
Oh my god. :twitch:
That is the correct response to "tell me where you are and you will come again and again and ...."
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Omegle is funny. I managed a convo today, my first real one. I forgot to cut and paste it. But basically it started with Stranger saying are you a female on cam.
And finished with him saying 'tell me where you are and you would be dead'.
Edit: Fuck I need to learn to read, he said that. :duh:
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Some people are soooo boring and no fun;
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hello
Stranger: hey
You: ever picked your nose
You: not a hard question
Stranger: when i was younger yes
Stranger: not now
You: eat it?
Stranger: umm no wasnt that bad
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You can always tell when I have a million things to do, and I am avoiding them. I stole a bit of Sir Les's take but here's another one;
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: hi im a guy
You: that's nice, I'm a girl
Stranger: probably not the girl that wants to see filthy things on her computer am i right?
You: yeah sure
Stranger: lol
You: I can make you do things to yourself and watch
Stranger: hahah what?
You: Well how dirty?
Stranger: sex
You: worms fucking in dirt, that's pretty dirty
You: and hot, if its summer
Stranger: lol
Stranger: indeed
You: mud, you rolling in mud
You: that's really dirty
You: in a bikini
You: a frilly pink one
Stranger: nah that aint me
You: oh, you say that now, but I bet pink is your colour
You: I bet you are a giggler too
Stranger: your scaring me
You: why, because you DO have a pink bikini?
You: :)
You: why so uptight?
You: you didn't mind asking me to get dirty
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Oh, now I get targetted BECAUSE I am a not a boy!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: VAGINA
You: hello, yes I have one
Stranger: ewwwwww
You: sorry, I kind of had no say in it
Stranger: youre boring
Stranger: cya
Stranger: peace
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Oh, now I get targetted BECAUSE I am a not a boy!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: VAGINA
You: hello, yes I have one
Stranger: ewwwwww
You: sorry, I kind of had no say in it
Stranger: youre boring
Stranger: cya
Stranger: peace
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
And they probably wonder why they're still single... :duh:
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Oh, now I get targetted BECAUSE I am a not a boy!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: VAGINA
You: hello, yes I have one
Stranger: ewwwwww
You: sorry, I kind of had no say in it
Stranger: youre boring
Stranger: cya
Stranger: peace
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
And they probably wonder why they're still single... :duh:
Gets better
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hello
You: beans
Stranger: prefer
Stranger: nuts
Stranger: if u know what i mean
You: chocolate salty balls?
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: not rly
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Oh, now I get targetted BECAUSE I am a not a boy!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: VAGINA
You: hello, yes I have one
Stranger: ewwwwww
You: sorry, I kind of had no say in it
Stranger: youre boring
Stranger: cya
Stranger: peace
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
And they probably wonder why they're still single... :duh:
Gets better
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hello
You: beans
Stranger: prefer
Stranger: nuts
Stranger: if u know what i mean
You: chocolate salty balls?
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: not rly
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Sounds fascinating. not rly :rofl:
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Sir Les has to come to my house now and do my chores. Damn him and this site!!!
Somebody stop me!!!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
You: potatoes and sour cream
You: guacamole
You: chips
You: salsa
You: and you
You: you never talk to me anymore
You: you never smile
You: I just can't believe you have done this to our relationship
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Sir Les has to come to my house now and do my chores. Damn him and this site!!!
Somebody stop me!!!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
You: potatoes and sour cream
You: guacamole
You: chips
You: salsa
You: and you
You: you never talk to me anymore
You: you never smile
You: I just can't believe you have done this to our relationship
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Was this a Mexican standoff?
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OK, this is called Omegle karma. Where you go on Omegle and get a high from the posting addiction.
You feel in control, but somehow you are not. You are frenzied in your next interaction with the Omegle random awaiting you....you feverishly type in earnest of interacting with your newest random 'victim'
and you....
well, read on...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hiii
You: bj
Stranger: :)
Stranger: bj ?
Stranger: blowjob?
Stranger: loool
You: ok, that's what happens when you put the wrong fingers on the keys for HI
You: hilarious
Stranger: LMAO
Stranger: good to know...
You: sorry...I just offered a bj without knowing it!!
:hahaha:
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Can you post links? If so, encourage them to vote for the 'lemon party' in upcoming elections. lemonparty.org :zoinks:
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That place is funny, but not so much for those who aren't so quick on the draw. Tried it and some guy wanted to stick a pickle up my butt. Told him pickles have no calories so the anorexics love them and maybe he should look for an anorexic. He called me weird and said something about a pencil.
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That place is funny, but not so much for those who aren't so quick on the draw. Tried it and some guy wanted to stick a pickle up my butt. Told him pickles have no calories so the anorexics love them and maybe he should look for an anorexic. He called me weird and said something about a pencil.
Maybe you should have told him to use a cucumber..... >:D
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Pickled anything up the butt sounds painful... think of all that salt... :o
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Pickled anything up the butt sounds painful... think of all that salt... :o
And yet, the internet being the way it is, there are probably entire sites dedicated to pickle-porking! :laugh:
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Am chatting. This is actually kinda fun. You realize how many stupid people there are ALL over the world and how easy it is to fuck with them. :evillaugh:
Welcome to the magical hobby of being a troll! :green:
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Am chatting. This is actually kinda fun. You realize how many stupid people there are ALL over the world and how easy it is to fuck with them. :evillaugh:
Welcome to the magical hobby of being a troll! :green:
I prefer to say I'm "being witty" rather than "trolling". :P
Potata potota...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hello
Stranger: heyy:)
You: Hello
Stranger: asl
You: Hello
Stranger: Hi
You: (You there? Nothing coming up)
You: Hello
Stranger: yea
Stranger: i'm here
You: ?
You: Hello
You: Hello
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hello
Stranger: heyy:)
You: Hello
Stranger: asl
You: Hello
Stranger: Hi
You: (You there? Nothing coming up)
You: Hello
Stranger: yea
Stranger: i'm here
You: ?
You: Hello
You: Hello
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Reminds me of the old IRC days. :LOL:
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Well meaning but confused
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
You: How are you?
Stranger: 18 f france
Stranger: fine
You: Hello France
You: So France do you like science fiction?
You: As a genre
You: In movies and tv series?
You: I do
Stranger: sorry
You: My favourite is Dr Who
Stranger: mi name is monique
You: Don't be sorry
Stranger: my
You: Oh That is Ok Monique. Much better name than France
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: and yours?
You: France is a name of a country. Better used as that than a persons name
You: Australia is my country and I prefer Dr Who over other sci-fi
You: What is your preference
You: /
You: Are you into Star Wars? Star trek?
Stranger: i want to ask you what is you name dear?!
Stranger: i don't have one
You: Oh that is OK just ask away I am not shy
You: My name is Les
Stranger: ok les..plejour
Stranger: f/m?
You: You don't have what a country?
You: film?
Stranger: no
Stranger: no female or male
Stranger: ?
You: Are you inbetween citizenships statuses? Where do you want to be?
You: You aren't female or male?
You: Are you gender confused? I won't judge?
Stranger: sorry i don't understand anything of our dicution........
You: Each of us finds it hard growing up and learning who we are
You: It is Ok.
Stranger: yes..
Stranger: by
Stranger: !!
You: Bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Well I liked my joke
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: Hi how are you?
You: I have a joke want to hear?
You: No?
Stranger: yep
You: OK what is yellow and blue and sits at the bottom of a pool?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: i dunno
You: A baby with busted floaties. What is yellow and green and sits at teh bottom of a pool?
You: Same baby three weeks later
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Sometimes it is good for them to feel they played you
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: That you mate?
You: I did not expect you would be straight on when I logged in Johnno
You: You still up for tomorrow night?
Stranger: Lol I know
Stranger: Yeah
You: Nice site BTW
You: So Zambereos after work and catch up with the girls around 9
You: ?
Stranger: Yeah bro
You: You have to try the Chicken Burritos and A Corona
You: They are the bomb
Stranger: Alright I will
You: You get that other girl's name from the other night?
You: Was it Sally or Sarah?
Stranger: Yeah jamiee
You: Really? That brunette?
Stranger: Yeah man
You: Give her the arse mate
Stranger: Lol
You: Serious. I have seen some of the scrubbers she hangs around and they will narc you out to your missus really quickly
You: So how is the biz anyhow?
Stranger: Hi 17 male Australia got fb
You: WTF?
Stranger: Lol
You: What is 17 and what is FB?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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The trick is to start out with a normal chat and then drop the bomb.
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LOL. Not necessarily Rage
Dame Edna???
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hello possums.
Stranger: helloo
Stranger: how are
Stranger: you
You: It is Dame Edna Everage here to tell you that you too can be a mega superstar like me
Stranger: uh
Stranger: ok
Stranger: thank you
You: All you need is to thickly apply make up and tuck away anything that dangles and you will be the belle of the ball
Stranger: why are you telling me this
You: Oh it is an onerous position having such knowledge I do like to share with the little people now and again
You: This is why I have chosen completely randomly I assure you to pass on my insights
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: i honor your thoughts
Stranger: really nice of you
You: You don't need to thank me possum. Being in your life even momentarily is enough I feel
You: It is a small sacrifice i lend you
You: I consider it a borrowing because no doubt and in your own small way you will give back
Stranger: yes, i hope i can do that
You: I think that we ought to discuss whatever we want with starngers don't you?
Stranger: yes, that is why i am here.
You: We can all hold off the typical images of porn obsessed pimply sweaty houseridden teenagers jamming themselves behind computer screens
You: I am sure you are hardly such a creature
Stranger: yes, certainly, i hate those teens
Stranger: but we can't change them can we?
You: I think That were I to be discussing such things with such a teenage it would be a waste. More positive energy would be detailed in the mechanics of how to shower and put deodorant on oneself
Stranger: hahahah
Stranger: love that
You: I suppose we all were teenagers once. Of course that seems so long ago.
Stranger: well, for me it was just two years ago
You: Course computers were big lumpy things they kept in offices of governments not personal computers
You: 20 years old oh bless.
You: So are you at school or married?
Stranger: 21 actually
Stranger: i did my college
You: 21 my I remember 21 like it was yesterday
You: Something to be said for senility LOL
Stranger: lol
You: You did your college. Fantastic and are you living on your own or still a burden on your family?
You: I mean that in the nicest possible way of course
Stranger: no, still a burden , pretty common where i live. but i will get a job soon
Stranger: i am in IT
You: Of course you will dear.
Stranger: so its a fortune if done correctly
You: Until you find the man of your dreams and then he will carry you off in a white charger...
You: A fortune?
You: In IT?
Stranger: lol i am a guy! yes, a fortune, in IT?
You: Was is an IT dear if you don't mind me asking. Is that some new kind of medical research?
Stranger: Information Technology?
You: Oh then you will have to be the fortune maker. .
Stranger: computers? programming?
You: My apologies dear.
Stranger: oh it's okay
You: Oh yes computer are the go but not for us old folk
Stranger: how old are you?
Stranger: not too old i guess
You: Some of us have to make money the old fashion way and that is by being celebrities
Stranger: it is not old fashion, just another serious job
You: Oh bless your heart. Never too old I say and never ask th eage of a lady. I will get my picture for you
Stranger: haha sorry, okay
You: http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.cleavagedownunder.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/edna-thumb-375x500.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.cleavagedownunder.com/%3Fp%3D903&h=500&w=375&sz=163&tbnid=jx-Y_zNbh6eiHM:&tbnh=130&tbnw=98&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddame%2Bedna,%2Bimage&zoom=1&q=dame+edna,+image&hl=en&usg=__nFhuzWAgmJcdPmNH4BXFJgTrnVk=&sa=X&ei=Az2GTKfwJoe8vgOs9tW0BA&sqi=2&ved=0CCcQ9QEwBw
You: Oh dear look at that gooblegook
Stranger: lol
You: Bother
You: http://www.biggeststars.com/d/dame-edna-photo-gallery-1.html
Stranger: no, no
Stranger: you look wonderful and happy!
Stranger: hahaha
You: There dear I hope the computer will show that.
Stranger: its okay, i saw you
You: Yes always happy and my mother always said "Smile like there is no tomorrow"
Stranger: it is so true
You: Of course she is long dead and there is no tomorrow for her so it became a bit of a pointless endvour for her didn't it?
Stranger: but you still remember it!
Stranger: and it matters a lot if you focus on that
You: But then again you are right I remembered it and when worse comes to worse you always have your smile and your laugh and being able to laugh loud is the great gift you can give
Stranger: i choose to live in the moments
You: I am a patron of many hospitals and I like to go into the burns units and impart my gift of laughter to the young burns victim
You: victims
Stranger: oh, that is a huge help for them
You: They tend even through the pain and discomfort become quite vocal and I feel I have helped immensely in their recovery
Stranger: oh yes, you did
You: So 21, big job and earning a fortune and a lot of life to live before you get old cynical and worn down
You: Exceptional
You: So is there any miss IT in your life?
Stranger: not yet
Stranger: i am just so busy in my work
You: Oh well I am sure that work must take priority naturally and so long as you watch you don't get middle aged and fat behind a computer screen before you start socialising....
Stranger: that is exactly what my parents tell me
You: Still you men have all the time in the world to have children and things
Stranger: but, work is work.
You: Women are more constrained with these things
Stranger: and i guess i can get social sometime soon
Stranger: yes, i dont know a lot about then
You: I would say that you are best making your fortune and finding a desperate to have children 30 year old spinster.
Stranger: haha
You: She would be happy to have a rich middle aged fat computer nerd. Not saying that you would be naturally.
Stranger: haha
You: Just that if you were you may not have a hard time
Stranger: i am not fat
Stranger: infact i eat
Stranger: so much
Stranger: that i cant go fat
You: No dear and god willing you won't
You: May have worms dear
You: Or fast metabolism
Stranger: yes, im not a biologist but my dad says i am fine
You: Oh well I guess your Dad would know about these things. I mean he was a young man too once I am sure
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yes he was
You: Well dear it has been a stupendous evening and I really ought not do this as late as I have. It has been simply marvellous talking with someone who is not an interviewer and someone that is really not importnat in the day to day world. But someone I feel in their own little way makes a small contribution to life
You: I need to go to bed myself and retire for the evening
Stranger: oh, i wish i had seen you in the tv here. i am from india, so i dont know much about
Stranger: what you do
Stranger: i saw your wikipedia entry
Stranger: its amazing
You: Oh possum.
You: Yes it is very interesting being a superstar and a megastar housewife at that
Stranger: haha, i am sure it is
You: So Wikipedia has my article
Stranger: yes, i guess, a man from queensland?
You: Well there you go from TV into the internet jungle. Let's hope they don't find their way into the nasty sleazy side of the internet.
Stranger: i think you are sleepy now, you must go get ready for tomorrow, hehe
You: Queensland is one of our states here. Very nice place if you like humidity and cane toads
Stranger: yes, i would love to come there any time
You: Goodnight my Indian friend and all the very best at making your fortune
Stranger: same to you! this was my best conversation ever!
Stranger: i hope you continue to ignite many other minds too!
Stranger: bye!
You: Take care possum
Stranger: bye! i will!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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I loled hard. Nice one dude. :LOL:
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worms?
It has been simply marvellous talking with someone who is not an interviewer and someone that is really not importnat in the day to day world. But someone I feel in their own little way makes a small contribution to life
You are awful :rofl:
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worms?
It has been simply marvellous talking with someone who is not an interviewer and someone that is really not importnat in the day to day world. But someone I feel in their own little way makes a small contribution to life
You are awful :rofl:
I think its BRILLIANT. :nerd!:
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worms?
It has been simply marvellous talking with someone who is not an interviewer and someone that is really not importnat in the day to day world. But someone I feel in their own little way makes a small contribution to life
You are awful :rofl:
I think its BRILLIANT. :nerd!:
Well, that is what I meant.
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worms?
It has been simply marvellous talking with someone who is not an interviewer and someone that is really not importnat in the day to day world. But someone I feel in their own little way makes a small contribution to life
You are awful :rofl:
I think its BRILLIANT. :nerd!:
Well, that is what I meant.
I gathered that. Music for you, since you took the time to clarify. :zoinks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvWmkNcemUs&feature=related
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How come Les get's the ones who want to talk, I get the under 20's who want cam / cyber (do they still call it cyber?)... I'm so jealous!!!!
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Sir Les, you are absolutely incredible. If I were wearing a hat right now, I'd take it off to you. :lol:
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How come Les get's the ones who want to talk, I get the under 20's who want cam / cyber (do they still call it cyber?)... I'm so jealous!!!!
But thats perfect Eclair! As I said earlier, start out doing exactly what they think is normal/ want you to do. Ask em for a little textual roleplay, let em get warmed up, then suddenly reveal you're a transvestite or something. Or start roleplaying that you're wearing a diaper and digging in it. The possibilities are endless, and the more intimate they want to be, the better. Much easier to troll them that way.
Again, its...
(http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/brilliant.jpg)
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If they're ignorant enough, tell them you're an enticing trap. Slowly reveal in extraordinary saucy detail what a trap is, and always mention the important part last. :eyebrows:
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If they're ignorant enough, tell them you're an enticing trap. Slowly reveal in extraordinary saucy detail what a trap is, and always mention the important part last. :eyebrows:
I don't think shes down with our jive, proff.
Translation eclair: He means in the end roleplay that you have a dick. Trap = shemale. Lolol
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Hmmm....I reckon I could have some fun with this. :zoinks:
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Hmmm....I reckon I could have some fun with this. :zoinks:
Indeed. Classic setup, done a thousand years ago by bloodninja. Guy was a legendary troll.
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Hmmm....I reckon I could have some fun with this. :zoinks:
Indeed. Classic setup, done a thousand years ago by bloodninja. Guy was a legendary troll.
Fuck! It is ages since I have heard anyone else use his name. :plus:
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It really is pathetic how much of the internet is in my brain. ::)
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It really is pathetic how much of the internet is in my brain. ::)
No it isn't. You're our quick reference guide.
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It really is pathetic how much of the internet is in my brain. ::)
No it isn't. You're our quick reference guide.
:LOL:
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OK I want to see Professor Farnsworth step up to the plate. I reckon he can do better and Rage too :asthing:
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Ehh its been a while. One day when I get bored i'll do a few. :zoinks:
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So you go into a chat with a random person and annoy/freak them out?
sounds fun :zoinks:
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Yep. :laugh:
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Yep. :laugh:
I may have to do this in the forseeable future :zoinks:
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Me too. I used to hit up b.net and the yahoo chats back in the day.
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Me too. I used to hit up b.net and the yahoo chats back in the day.
Yahoo Chats got closed down didnt it?
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Me too. I used to hit up b.net and the yahoo chats back in the day.
Yahoo Chats got closed down didnt it?
Did they? Back when I had no soul, I used to troll the cancer, gay, and african american chats. :-\
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Me too. I used to hit up b.net and the yahoo chats back in the day.
Yahoo Chats got closed down didnt it?
Did they? Back when I had no soul, I used to troll the cancer, gay, and african american chats. :-\
Did I mention I like bad boys? :zoinks:
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Ok so I tried to have a go at this Im crap though :lol:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: heyy
You: Hi
You: how are you?
Stranger: good
Stranger: u?
You: im ok thanks
You: I have a knife sticking out of my chest but other than that im good
Stranger: was that a joke?
You: no
Stranger: lol
You: Seriously its bleeding
You: Omg
You: OMG
Stranger: if u r doşn' it for a chick
Stranger: dont waste ur time
You: Im bleeding out of both ends D:
Stranger: so?
You: would you like to drink it ?
Stranger: r u a bot?
You: Yes
You: wait....no
You: you are
You: Hellloooo?
You: Lulz
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It would be far funnier to go into a detailed sex chat and then at the end scare the shit outta 'em by saying you're a 13 yo boy. :evillaugh:
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Me too. I used to hit up b.net and the yahoo chats back in the day.
Yahoo Chats got closed down didnt it?
Did they? Back when I had no soul, I used to troll the cancer, gay, and african american chats. :-\
Did I mention I like bad boys? :zoinks:
:eyelash:
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It would be far funnier to go into a detailed sex chat and then at the end scare the shit outta 'em by saying you're a 13 yo boy. :evillaugh:
:zoinks:
*takes notes*
Seriously im so crap at trolling any advice given is much appreciated :green:
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Stranger: heey
You: Cats or dogs?
You: Which is better?
Stranger: dogs
You: I say cats
You: The largest feline would kick the largest canines butt
You: Then again what do cats do for man?
You: Dogs are loyal and cat aren't
You: Ever seen a seeing eye cat?
You: Probably would lead blind people up trees chasing birds?
You are right I think Cats kinda suck come to think of it
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Yeah, some people like to take the moral high ground even when it is really just quicksand and they are slowly being sucked under. >:D
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that was funny. :green: I love fucking with people on Omegle. Sometimes it gets really funny when they fuck with you back. I get a lot of disconnects :(
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I gotta remember to screw around on there sometime and post the results.
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If it's funny that being immature/silly/pointless is fine, and that was delightful. So far I haven't had that kind of luck, though. =/
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: heya
You: 87/figuring it out/next door
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Bumped :orly:
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Bumped :orly:
You are a troublemaker! :squiddy:
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Bumped :orly:
You are a troublemaker! :squiddy:
Me? :angel:
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I get bored sometimes. :facepalm2:
second connection, i swear
am I charming or just lucky ?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hello
Stranger: where are you from?
You: pennsylvania
You: how old are you ?
Stranger: 18
You: im 30 female, where are you from ?
Stranger: Napoli, Italy
You: do you like candy ? opera ? women ? bondage ?. What do you want to talk about ?
Stranger: i don't know xD
Stranger: what about you? what do you want to talk about?
You: tell me about the fetish scene in Italy.
Stranger: what do you mean?
Stranger: well
You: It's ok :)
Stranger: wll I'm a feticist anyway xD
Stranger: But i haven't got any experience...
You: oh really ?
You: no girlfriend ?
Stranger: It's a thing I'm ashamed of...
Stranger: No, i mean no fetish experience...
You: yes I understannd. And I was ashamed when I was your age.
Stranger: Nice to meet you :)
You: are you in school ?
Stranger: Yes, I'm at my last high school year..
It goes on from there....
Maybe Im a magnet.
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I get bored sometimes. :facepalm2:
second connection, i swear
am I charming or just lucky ?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hello
Stranger: where are you from?
You: pennsylvania
You: how old are you ?
Stranger: 18
You: im 30 female, where are you from ?
Stranger: Napoli, Italy
You: do you like candy ? opera ? women ? bondage ?. What do you want to talk about ?
Stranger: i don't know xD
Stranger: what about you? what do you want to talk about?
You: tell me about the fetish scene in Italy.
Stranger: what do you mean?
Stranger: well
You: It's ok :)
Stranger: wll I'm a feticist anyway xD
Stranger: But i haven't got any experience...
You: oh really ?
You: no girlfriend ?
Stranger: It's a thing I'm ashamed of...
Stranger: No, i mean no fetish experience...
You: yes I understannd. And I was ashamed when I was your age.
Stranger: Nice to meet you :)
You: are you in school ?
Stranger: Yes, I'm at my last high school year..
It goes on from there....
Maybe Im a magnet.
I can remember what it was like to be like that :-\
Good on you for talking to him about it though :thumbup:
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' bout 20 minutes later. He's a submissive. :-* >:D Still chatting, but Ill get bored soon though. I AM a magnet.
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ok, im bored. that was fun though :thumbup:
Im no good at trolling :facepalm2: I think I might have even helped him
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ok, im bored. that was fun though :thumbup:
Im no good at trolling :facepalm2: I think I might have even helped him
:laugh:
A trolling attempt I did a while back ended up in ME being trolled :duh:
At least you didn't have that happen to you :P
I conveniently "forgot" to save that chat :zoinks:
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Stranger is typing. lol
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: I am a representative of Omegle
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: I am a representative of Omegle
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:laugh:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: I am a representative of Omegle
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:rofl:
Simple but effective :plus:
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Stranger is typing. lol
Stranger is RIGHT IN THE HOUSE!!!! :aff:
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Stranger is typing. lol
Stranger is RIGHT IN THE HOUSE!!!! :aff:
Not my place, unless stranger wants 230 grains center of mass. >:D
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Stranger is typing. lol
Stranger is RIGHT IN THE HOUSE!!!! :aff:
Not my place, unless stranger wants 230 grains center of mass. >:D
I've always been leery of using standard bullets for home defense.
If you miss, that 230 grainer is going to sail through walls and be hard to stop.
For home defense, I've always used #8 Buck shot.
Have you tried using Glaser safety slugs or Mag Safe SWAT loads??
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No, I'd rather be sure to get proper penetration.
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No, I'd rather be sure to get proper penetration.
:laugh:
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No, I'd rather be sure to get proper penetration.
:laugh:
You have a filthy mind. :lol:
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No, I'd rather be sure to get proper penetration.
:laugh:
You have a filthy mind. :lol:
Now that we've gone there, a 230gr round nose sort of looks like the tip of a dick. ;D
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
You: How are you?
Stranger: fine you ?
Stranger: M/F btw ?
You: F - you?
You: Oops I typed that wrong , bit too freindly of me ;)
You: Female*
Stranger: Oh nice im a male :)
Stranger: Where do you live ?
You: U.K , you?
Stranger: sweden
You: Cool.
You: Do you know what a trap is?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: like you can trap animals and shit ?
You: Or men :P
You: So how old are you hon?
Stranger: 1
Stranger: 8
Stranger: you ?
You: I'm 18 too :)
Stranger: nice :)
Stranger: Brittish dialects are so sexy :)
You: I think swedish men are sexy
Stranger: I am sexy :)
You: I love the feel of them , would you like to feel me? ;)
Stranger: Ofcourse i would :)
Stranger: You have a boyfriend ?
You: Would you love it if I slowly ran my finger down your chest?
You: No I'm single ;)
Stranger: Oh yeah i would love that :)
You: How about if I wrapped my legs around your waist and rubbed my naked body against yours?
Stranger: I would have one hell of a boner
Stranger: and i would grab your tits and rub them :)
You: Would you grab my dick and rub that too?
Stranger: haha fuck you man
You: Please do :D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I am a bad bad squid :zoinks:
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You are a most wicked sea-creature! :flame:
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You are a most wicked sea-creature! :flame:
I'm just glad I finally managed a successful one :cheer:
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Stranger: horny 16 m bi
You: I am a representative of omegle.
Stranger: fuck no, i dont think so
You: How do you find our services?
You: Do you have any suggestions?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:lol:
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:laugh:
You: hi stranger !
Stranger: omg how did you know my name o.o
You: are you a boy or a girl ?
Stranger: which one are you interested in
You: if i say boys, you will say you are a girl. and if i say girls you will say boys. To be contrary
You: aso ill says boys, and see what you say
Stranger: well that was a rather hasty assumption on your part
Stranger: and while i will say that i'm offended by your insistence that i'd just lie, i'll say it's you're lucky day and that i'm a boy. unless you were lying and you really like girls. then you're out of luck.
You: well this all endd up well, i guess, because I like boys, so maybe we can forget about our past, burn the evidence and start over ?
You: Im a girl though. Are you gay ? cause taht would be hot but then I guess the conversation would be over.
Stranger: i'm bi, if that makes you feel better
You: wow jackpot !
You: so how old are you ?
Stranger: 21
You: im 30. Cougar. roar.
Stranger: haha awesome. i can work with that
You: so what do you like to do ? you're not a furry are you ? cause I can get into a lot of fetishes but not the furries. no way. Or we can just talk about Descarte or boring things.
Stranger: ew, no i'm not a furry. they weird me out. but i am into all things french so if that's boring i'm really sorry
You: French ? Je parle francaise tres mal
You: you from franc ?
Stranger: no, just a weirdo francophile for the hell of it. and it's okay, my french isn't that great either
You: franco-phile ? like as in a fetish ?
Stranger: i took four years of it but when you have no one to practice with and no $1000 rosetta stone program it kinda disappears
Stranger: well technically it just means a person who loves french things. but i could get freaky with it if the opportunity arose, i'm sure
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God, eris, I got a live one on my second try. I have an email address for him if you need it :eyebrows: Unfortunately he's 47...so you might not want him, but he might be nice entertainment in your hour of need. :laugh:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: are you a gal who squirts?
You: Yes, actually.
You: Are you?
Stranger: Have you always ?
You: No, not always.
Stranger: naw I'm a guy who spurts.
You: Right, sexy.
You: What else do you like?
Stranger: I like to have a girl squirt in my mouth.
You: My favourite guy could fit a whole coke can up his ass
Stranger: in theory anyway.
You: Can you do that?
Stranger: no, but close.
You: Close...like what?
Stranger: I have a 13 inch by 2 1/2 inch thick dildo.
You: You have toys?
You: Nice
You: You sound like a nice slutty whore.
Stranger: realistic cockhead, molded testicle base
Stranger: I can't really get out of that one.
You: Do you fuck guys also?
Stranger: no, but I would suck one off.
Stranger: In theory.
You: Do you eat your own cum?
Stranger: I have a few times yes.
You: Ever had your face rubbed in it?
Stranger: I find I like it better if I "ruined" my orgasm.
Stranger: no....but that sounds pretty erotic.
You: I take great pleasure in sabotaging orgasms.
Stranger: I sometimes imagine a woman telling me that is the only type of cum I'm getting for now on....
You: Ever used cock restraints?
Stranger: no....just some rubberbands occasionally....are you talking about a chastity device?
You: Yes.
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: Michigan
Stranger: and you?
You: Nice.
You: Would you like to exchange email addresses?
Stranger: I would.
You: OK, shoot...
Stranger: will the omegle police come and arrest us?
You: Ohh, never thought of that, not sure if you can exchange emails....mmm, send me yours and I'll flick you an email.
Stranger: *Eclair removed email address because it's his actual name, see below*
Stranger: no spaces
Stranger: but one underscore
You: Cool, I have to head out now...but I'll send you through my details.
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 47.
Stranger: rather transparent that.
You: What do you mean?
Stranger: my email...
Stranger: lol
You: Aha...
You: Do you have a partner
Stranger: Shall I go check my e-mail...?
You: I have to head out, maybe in a few hours.
Stranger: I have a wife
Stranger: and we don't have sex.
You: Ohhhh, dear.
You: So you play with your toys when she is out?
Stranger: which makes it odd, that I fantasize about being denied orgasm.
Stranger: I play with them in the basement after she goes to bed.
You: Aha...I see.
You: Well, I have to head out, as I say, so shall be in touch.
Stranger: I thought you said a few hours...
You: That's what I said.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: lol
You: Bye.
Stranger: Okay I misread
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: bye
Stranger: I hope not for good.
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Well done. That is brilliance. :asthing:
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God, eris, I got a live one on my second try. I have an email address for him if you need it :eyebrows: Unfortunately he's 47...so you might not want him, but he might be nice entertainment in your hour of need. :laugh:
That IS brilliant, dear. You know what to say, he was loving it im sure. And No not really interested in 47 year olds lol. AS you know, Dominant women are really rare, submissive men are fairly common, and I live in a metropolis so I can really pick and choose my playthings. A few weeks ago I had 3 subs, and held a key for 2 of them. Im down to one. But I like him :) Positions available but limited ;)
You: Do you fuck guys also?
Stranger: no, but I would suck one off.
Stranger: In theory.
You: Do you eat your own cum?
Stranger: I have a few times yes.
do you know how many times I heard this same exact thing ? Srlys. Almost all of them.
But they are all beautiful little snowflakes, these sissy bitch boys. And Ive also noticed the ones with the bigger dicks tend to be more into their own orgasm, even if they want it to be totally controlled. Chastity and forced orgasm is ego boosting, to say the least.
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God, eris, I got a live one on my second try. I have an email address for him if you need it :eyebrows: Unfortunately he's 47...so you might not want him, but he might be nice entertainment in your hour of need. :laugh:
That IS brilliant, dear. You know what to say, he was loving it im sure. And No not really interested in 47 year olds lol. AS you know, Dominant women are really rare, submissive men are fairly common, and I live in a metropolis so I can really pick and choose my playthings. A few weeks ago I had 3 subs, and held a key for 2 of them. Im down to one. But I like him :) Positions available but limited ;)
You: Do you fuck guys also?
Stranger: no, but I would suck one off.
Stranger: In theory.
You: Do you eat your own cum?
Stranger: I have a few times yes.
do you know how many times I heard this same exact thing ? Srlys. Almost all of them.
But they are all beautiful little snowflakes, these sissy bitch boys. And Ive also noticed the ones with the bigger dicks tend to be more into their own orgasm, even if they want it to be totally controlled. Chastity and forced orgasm is ego boosting, to say the least.
Yeah, it fits in with the theme of the thread "I was bored", I remember getting online once, making one get on cam, cum in a glass, then later piss in it and drink it.
Disclaimer: I have never claimed I was thoroughly a 'good' person. :laugh:
Amazing how they protest, 'I can't, I can't', 'please don't make me do that'....and then they do! In fact it's what they'd been hoping for all along.
Filthy little whores. :P
I love the way he says he doesn't want to be fucked by a guy, but he would suck his cock. Hilarious. Considering he was so proud of how 'lifelike' his toy was. :laugh:
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I honestly really dont get into online stuff. I like the real thing though haha. And Cm is a good place to meet people ;P
I had a very funny experience recently. A sissy cuck, in chasity, had me dress him up like a girl and order him to clean the bathroom and order him do laundry. AS the rest of the site lol's Im sure you realize this poor boy was so excited he was shaking. Well, he told me beforehand he wanted me to uh oh you know in the ass. Well, I had him on his face all tied up, ready to go and every time I would start he would go No No No mistress stop ( thats how i get back to reality, 3 in a row). So of course i stopped. Then start again. then No No No. all amongst telling me over and over that he never will have sex with a woman again blah blah blah you know the script. Well, finnally after about an hour I got bored. So I take the chastity belt off and blow him for like 2 minutes and SPIT his cum right back in his face. He was like .......well I cant even describe it, but he didnt wash his cum off his face.
and honestly, if you polled 100 extremely submissive men, and asked him what their number 1 fetish was, I guarantee you that 80% will say humiliation and degradation. I particulaly like spitting things on people if you havent noticed !
we have a higher calling, eclair :angel:
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I honestly really dont get into online stuff. I like the real thing though haha. And Cm is a good place to meet people ;P
I had a very funny experience recently. A sissy cuck, in chasity, had me dress him up like a girl and order him to clean the bathroom and order him do laundry. AS the rest of the site lol's Im sure you realize this poor boy was so excited he was shaking. Well, he told me beforehand he wanted me to uh oh you know in the ass. Well, I had him on his face all tied up, ready to go and every time I would start he would go No No No mistress stop ( thats how i get back to reality, 3 in a row). So of course i stopped. Then start again. then No No No. all amongst telling me over and over that he never will have sex with a woman again blah blah blah you know the script. Well, finnally after about an hour I got bored. So I take the chastity belt off and blow him for like 2 minutes and SPIT his cum right back in his face. He was like .......well I cant even describe it, but he didnt wash his cum off his face.
and honestly, if you polled 100 extremely submissive men, and asked him what their number 1 fetish was, I guarantee you that 80% will say humiliation and degradation. I particulaly like spitting things on people if you havent noticed !
we have a higher calling, eclair :angel:
We might have a slightly different approach, but, I think you were very generous to allow this guy to still cum by blowing him off.
Unfortunately, as you know, the submissive may try all sorts of things to subliminally 'control' a scene. Just don't forget what you want out of it. :*
I have two particularly interesting subjects. And they aren't quick 'scenes', they are long term addicts to being treated like shit. There is no way I would choose to get either of them off right now, and haven't for a very long time, because they don't deserve it. Yet I know I can do it via voice commands to both of them within a few minutes. And so do they.
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yeah, we have a REALLY different approach haha :D I think thats why we didnt get along at first.
Im really doing it cause i have the same sexual deviations. I mean Im just a nasty little pervert myself, and Im having more fun then they are. I dont do a lot of talking. It's more about doing. and forcing, and Ignoring.
but, that boy. he was 19. Sigh. why do I do that. We had a plan, he just had a virgin asshole and got scared. The blowjob is what i wanted to do though. I like to end things a lot of the time by spitting it in their face, or kissing them with it if im feeling a bit sentimental with closer friends. Like I said Ive got my own fetishes. I was being gentle with this boy, it was his first time <3 Ive got a soft spot for the young and naive.
But I totally know what you are saying, submissives trying to manipulate scenes. Id rather negotiate scenes than control them. I have had obvious brats wanting attention but i like to get really really really really rough sometimes. So I like that sometimes. But, im doing it for the fun of it. It's practically all I ever think about when it comes to sex. Just spitting on someone
saw this picture in another thread a few days ago. This is like porn to me.
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Stranger: slt
You: slt huh
Stranger: vous ete dou
You: pas la france
You: je parle francaise comme ci, comme ca
You: english ?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: woman or men you
You: fille. et vous ?
Stranger: man
Stranger: where are you from
You: usa. And you are from France ?
Stranger: no from tunisia
You: Je veux lécher ton foutre.
Stranger: do you have MSN ?
You: De quoi est-ce que vous parlez ? Je ne parle pal english
Stranger: what ?
You: sans débander lol
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ok, it would be slightly funny if you could understate. I dont often get to troll in 2 languages. it's fun.
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Stranger: 17 year old male with cam for older horny female please state your age if interested (preferably between 25-50 with Yahoo Im or MSN) but will make exceptions so dont be shy all are considered if you are not interested please hit disconnect
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One for you Eris :eyebrows:
Didn't get a chance to troll him :(
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Stranger: 18/m/usa
You: 83/figuring it out / next door
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:rofl:
The last one took ages to respond and I got bored. :thumbdn:
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You: I am a representitive of Omegle I'd like to ask you some questions if that is ok
Stranger: M.f
You: My gender is not necessary Sir / Madam but if it helps I am a female.
Stranger: U contr
You: How do you find our services Sir/Madam?
Stranger: Dance techer
You: You use our services to be a Dance teacher?, that is very creative
You: Omegele is in support of physical education , and on behalf of our C.E.O we thank you.
Stranger: Age
You: Representatives of Omegle are not permitted to reveal our ages I do apologise
You: But because I like you , I'm 21 ;)
Stranger: 24 u contry
You: I am not permitted to reveal my location , but I am from the U.S.A
You: What is your location and gender?
Stranger: I m indian
You: May I ask if you are male or female?
Stranger: Male
You: This will all help our data on how to provide a better Omegle for you and other clients.
You: Ah thank you Sir.
You: Well you have been very helpful , so I will hand in the data from our conversation, Omegele thanks you for your time.
Stranger: U s a nice na
You: Thank you , and have a pleasant day Sir.
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:zoinks: :trollface:
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Your one about pretending to be a girl then asking him to play with your dick was the best one.
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Your one about pretending to be a girl then asking him to play with your dick was the best one.
Thanks. :P
My problem is I run out of ideas whilst on omegle.
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Stranger: Hi boy? Girl? Age?
You: Girl 27
You: You
Stranger: Boy
Stranger: 27
Stranger: U single?
You: There is only one of me, yes.
Stranger: How wide ya vagina
Stranger: How big ya tits
You: To the first question: you'd probably get lost in it, but that's not IT'S fault.
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: What about the second question
You: Bigger than Australia.
Stranger: Sexy
You: Do you want to know how I lost my virginity?
Stranger: How?
You: First you must tell me something interesting about yourself.
Stranger: My cock is 9 to 10 inches long
Stranger: Im horny
Stranger: Is that good enough
You: It's amazing how many people on the internet have very large penises.
You: I'm thinking of either getting a vaginal enlargement done or becoming a lesbian.
Stranger: I'm just very fortunate
You: Do you think that internet use is correlated with being more well endowed?
Stranger: The vaginal enlargement becaus if u were lea than we couldn't have sex
Stranger: Do u have any pics of u
You: If I was a lesbian we could certainly have sex.
Stranger: I'm a boy
You: But then I'd have to bite your head of afterwards.
You: Kind of like black widow spiders.
Stranger: Why?
You: You wouldn't understand. It's complicated.
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: Tell me how u lost ur viginity
You: Well...
You: It was a beautiful starry night. The moon shone through the trees in the pine forest, turning the trees to slivers of silver. I could hear the waves crashing on the nearby shore.
You: I was inside on the internet, looking at porn and wondering why this wasn't helping me to get laid.
Stranger: Ok
You: Then I had an epiphany!
You: Do you want to know what it was?
Stranger: Sure
You: I remembered about this strange place called outside, which I had visited once, perhaps as a child, perhaps only in a dream.
You: I remembered that there were people there, some possessing penises.
You: So I went out, grabbed the nearest male and had my wicked way with him.
You: Have you tried that before?
Stranger: Wow
Stranger: Yes
You: You have grabbed the nearest male and had your wicked way with him? That's hot.
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:LMAO: :plus:
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Stranger: Hey
You: Hi
Stranger: F here
You: Hippo here.
Stranger: Hippo:) ?
You: Yup Hippo
You: I'm a very intelligent Hippo , my zookeeper taught me how to use the internets.
Stranger: F o rm
Stranger: Haha
You: Lol , so do you have any children?
Stranger: Nope i am 15
You: I have three , there father had to be moved to a different zoo after he tried to eat one though , the bastard.
Stranger: U?
You: 15? , you must be ready to mate now!
You: I mated when I was 12.
Stranger: Bye
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:rofl: :plus:
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:rofl: :plus:
:roses:
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Goddamn Les and this thread. Every single time it makes me shimmy over to Omegle for some random strangeness.
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Ugggh...I didn't want to do it; but I did.
Curse Les. Curse him!
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You: hi
You: We have one ticket left.
Stranger: hi
You: Shy?
You: The ticket is free.
Stranger: asl
You: What country are you in?
Stranger: ur sex
You: This is a serious offer.
You: We need a random stranger.
You: And you may be it.
You: Week holiday.
You: All paid for.
Stranger: india
You: Can you cook curry?
You: What's your favourite curry?
Stranger: r u a girl
You: Yes, a woman.
You: Now, answer the question.
You: Would you like to be used as a sexual toy for a week?
Stranger: age
Stranger: yes
You: Listen, I'm offering you a free ticket to a beautiful Island, group sex...perhaps you should get some manners.
You: Now, what kind of curry do you like?
You: Do you like it with extra chilli?
Stranger: i will ready to fuck u
You: Like a vindaloo?
You: Because I'd like you to clean your bowels out, with a nice hot curry. Then an enema, and me and my two friends will fuck your Indian ass hard with our strapons.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: ur age
You: Then when we are finished, we will laugh at what a greedy whore you were and make you wear a pink frilly apron and cook us dinner.
You: And serve it to us. On your knees.
You: Sound like a deal?
Stranger: do u have used condom
You: A strapon is not capable of ejaculating. You can clean it and suck it with your whory little mouth first. Wash it with your tongue.
Stranger: i will fuck ur mother ok
You: My Mother is dead.
You: If you like old women, my friends and I can force you to fuck Lorna, our housekeeper.
You: She's 63.
Stranger: how many do u take if i fuck u hardly
You: That sentence doesn't make sense.
Stranger: then i will fuck ur doughter
You: You must be able to speak English properly.
You: Which it seems you can't.
You: And, you can't even convey what curry you like.
You: Seems like you are useless and hardly worthy of a free ticket to my Island.
Stranger: i say that i will fuck ur sister
You: Gonna be pretty hard when you are shackled up and have your cock restrained, bitch.
Stranger: first tell ur age
You: Sounds like you have issues with wanting to rape women.
You: How bout we rape your sad little black curry ass?
You: And make you cry like a girl?
You: That sounds like more fun.
You: Send my regards to Bangalore.
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Ugggh...I didn't want to do it; but I did.
Curse Les. Curse him!
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You: hi
You: We have one ticket left.
Stranger: hi
You: Shy?
You: The ticket is free.
Stranger: asl
You: What country are you in?
Stranger: ur sex
You: This is a serious offer.
You: We need a random stranger.
You: And you may be it.
You: Week holiday.
You: All paid for.
Stranger: india
You: Can you cook curry?
You: What's your favourite curry?
Stranger: r u a girl
You: Yes, a woman.
You: Now, answer the question.
You: Would you like to be used as a sexual toy for a week?
Stranger: age
Stranger: yes
You: Listen, I'm offering you a free ticket to a beautiful Island, group sex...perhaps you should get some manners.
You: Now, what kind of curry do you like?
You: Do you like it with extra chilli?
Stranger: i will ready to fuck u
You: Like a vindaloo?
You: Because I'd like you to clean your bowels out, with a nice hot curry. Then an enema, and me and my two friends will fuck your Indian ass hard with our strapons.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: ur age
You: Then when we are finished, we will laugh at what a greedy whore you were and make you wear a pink frilly apron and cook us dinner.
You: And serve it to us. On your knees.
You: Sound like a deal?
Stranger: do u have used condom
You: A strapon is not capable of ejaculating. You can clean it and suck it with your whory little mouth first. Wash it with your tongue.
Stranger: i will fuck ur mother ok
You: My Mother is dead.
You: If you like old women, my friends and I can force you to fuck Lorna, our housekeeper.
You: She's 63.
Stranger: how many do u take if i fuck u hardly
You: That sentence doesn't make sense.
Stranger: then i will fuck ur doughter
You: You must be able to speak English properly.
You: Which it seems you can't.
You: And, you can't even convey what curry you like.
You: Seems like you are useless and hardly worthy of a free ticket to my Island.
Stranger: i say that i will fuck ur sister
You: Gonna be pretty hard when you are shackled up and have your cock restrained, bitch.
Stranger: first tell ur age
You: Sounds like you have issues with wanting to rape women.
You: How bout we rape your sad little black curry ass?
You: And make you cry like a girl?
You: That sounds like more fun.
You: Send my regards to Bangalore.
:rofl: :plus:
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Goddamn Les and this thread. Every single time it makes me shimmy over to Omegle for some random strangeness.
:hug:
If it makes you feel any better, I never go there any more. I got bored and moved on.
No doesn't make you feel better...Oh, ok. Sorry :asthing:
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Goddamn Les and this thread. Every single time it makes me shimmy over to Omegle for some random strangeness.
:hug:
If it makes you feel any better, I never go there any more. I got bored and moved on.
No doesn't make you feel better...Oh, ok. Sorry :asthing:
Geez, all I wanted to know was what kind of curry he liked... :P
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Goddamn Les and this thread. Every single time it makes me shimmy over to Omegle for some random strangeness.
:hug:
If it makes you feel any better, I never go there any more. I got bored and moved on.
No doesn't make you feel better...Oh, ok. Sorry :asthing:
Geez, all I wanted to know was what kind of curry he liked... :P
:plus: That was the bonus plan you got.
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Goddamn Les and this thread. Every single time it makes me shimmy over to Omegle for some random strangeness.
:hug:
If it makes you feel any better, I never go there any more. I got bored and moved on.
No doesn't make you feel better...Oh, ok. Sorry :asthing:
Geez, all I wanted to know was what kind of curry he liked... :P
Well, he did say yes, he liked a Vindaloo, or was that yes, he would clean his bowels out with a nice hot curry, then an enema so you and your two friends could fuck his Indian ass hard with your strapons?
In any case, I didn't understand what this was supposed to mean, either:
"Stranger: how many do u take if i fuck u hardly"
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Goddamn Les and this thread. Every single time it makes me shimmy over to Omegle for some random strangeness.
:hug:
If it makes you feel any better, I never go there any more. I got bored and moved on.
No doesn't make you feel better...Oh, ok. Sorry :asthing:
Geez, all I wanted to know was what kind of curry he liked... :P
Well, he did say yes, he liked a Vindaloo, or was that yes, he would clean his bowels out with a nice hot curry, then an enema so you and your two friends could fuck his Indian ass hard with your strapons?
In any case, I didn't understand what this was supposed to mean, either:
"Stranger: how many do u take if i fuck u hardly"
It seems like he's asking how long it'd take Eclair to orgasm if he fucks her hardly. (How many = How many minutes?)
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Goddamn Les and this thread. Every single time it makes me shimmy over to Omegle for some random strangeness.
:hug:
If it makes you feel any better, I never go there any more. I got bored and moved on.
No doesn't make you feel better...Oh, ok. Sorry :asthing:
Geez, all I wanted to know was what kind of curry he liked... :P
Well, he did say yes, he liked a Vindaloo, or was that yes, he would clean his bowels out with a nice hot curry, then an enema so you and your two friends could fuck his Indian ass hard with your strapons?
In any case, I didn't understand what this was supposed to mean, either:
"Stranger: how many do u take if i fuck u hardly"
It seems like he's asking how long it'd take Eclair to orgasm if he fucks her hardly. (How many = How many minutes?)
I thought he meant "how many of me would it take since I can hardly fuck you", meaning she would need several of him to equal one real man ;)
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Goddamn Les and this thread. Every single time it makes me shimmy over to Omegle for some random strangeness.
:hug:
If it makes you feel any better, I never go there any more. I got bored and moved on.
No doesn't make you feel better...Oh, ok. Sorry :asthing:
Geez, all I wanted to know was what kind of curry he liked... :P
Well, he did say yes, he liked a Vindaloo, or was that yes, he would clean his bowels out with a nice hot curry, then an enema so you and your two friends could fuck his Indian ass hard with your strapons?
In any case, I didn't understand what this was supposed to mean, either:
"Stranger: how many do u take if i fuck u hardly"
It seems like he's asking how long it'd take Eclair to orgasm if he fucks her hardly. (How many = How many minutes?)
I thought he meant "how many of me would it take since I can hardly fuck you", meaning she would need several of him to equal one real man ;)
I thought he wanted to know how much he would have to take from his bank-account to be allowed to even think of fucking her.
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I figured I'd give it a try, here's my first convo:
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Stranger: NIGGER
You: Sorry, I'm not black
Stranger: SPICK
You: Guess again
Stranger: CHINK
You: You still don't get it
Stranger: WHITE
You: shut off caps lock and say that again if you wanna be right
Stranger: BUTT FUCK MONKEY SHIT
You: Ok, it took me a second but I now have your IP address and I'm using it to find your geolocation
Stranger: ????
You: Basically what I'm doing is figuring out where you are right now
You: Hey, as it turns out, you're not that far from me, I'm putting your location into my GPS
You: Now that I know where you are I'm gonna swing by your house with a baseball bat and teach you about race relations.
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Hah, second time that's worked for me in a chat room, truth is I have no idea what his/her IP was.
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I figured I'd give it a try, here's my first convo:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: NIGGER
You: Sorry, I'm not black
Stranger: SPICK
You: Guess again
Stranger: CHINK
You: You still don't get it
Stranger: WHITE
You: shut off caps lock and say that again if you wanna be right
Stranger: BUTT FUCK MONKEY SHIT
You: Ok, it took me a second but I now have your IP address and I'm using it to find your geolocation
Stranger: ????
You: Basically what I'm doing is figuring out where you are right now
You: Hey, as it turns out, you're not that far from me, I'm putting your location into my GPS
You: Now that I know where you are I'm gonna swing by your house with a baseball bat and teach you about race relations.
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Hah, second time that's worked for me in a chat room, truth is I have no idea what his/her IP was.
:LMAO: :plus:
Evil , but I like it. >:D
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been bored all night
sometimes i like to get on omegle and watch the guys play. I just sit there with my clothes on and stare at them. Sometimes they type at me to get naked or talk dirty and I just go like this :nono: then point at them, and then make this hand gesture :wanker: They usually listen to me. :laugh: well, tonight i got a guy to write my name on his dick, take a picture and email it to me.
I have lots of pictures like that.
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omg, see how easy it is ?
I didn't feel like watching right now so i lied....but see how fucking easy ?
this was ONE try
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shooting fish in a barrel. Of course, as soon as he emailed me I disconnected.
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Stranger: hoi
Stranger: where you from?
You: G'day.
You: Where you from?
Stranger: what is g'day
You: A happy generic greeting from the people of the great souther land called Australia
Stranger: oh
Stranger: oke
Stranger: i'
Stranger: m from
You: KInd of generic in the sense that "Hi" i to the Americans
Stranger: the netherlands/holland
You: Great country Netherlamds
You: Are you currently below sea level?
You: Do you own a pair of clogs?
Stranger: on the moment wel
Stranger: clogs
Stranger: ?
You: Do you store great value iin the beautiful tulip?
Stranger: i don't like tulips
Stranger: i like other flowers
You: Did you know that the gunderman of Robert Howard's Conan saga were based on the Netherlands
Stranger: no
Stranger: never heard about
You: Aparently you can eat tulips? Doesn't sound like a very appealing dish
Stranger: eating flowers?
Stranger: oke that is weard
You: Oh yes The gunderan were hard bastards in the books. Great warriors
You: Front line combatants
You: Buttercups too
Stranger: is australia beautiful?
You: That said you know that much of man's diet has evolved in many peculiar ways. Think how on eath how some Frenchman would have looked at a snail and thought "I could go that"
You: Bettter than beautiful. God's own Earth. Trapped from the other continents it has evolved into a diverse and unspoiled beauty
You: We have animals that would marvel all but the most local inhabitants.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: youre a boy or girl?
You: We also have animals that would kill you pretty quickly
Stranger: that isn't nice
You: Dropbears are the most dangerous
Stranger: sound crazy
Stranger: drop is at holland candy
Stranger: xD
You: I would rather a feral pig, taipan snake, shark or crocodile
You: Oh wow. No these things are definately not candy
Stranger: oke
You: You know we have like about 8 of the top 10 most venomos snakes here?
Stranger: no!
You: OK Cobras are pretty bad and there are a few others. Spiders are similarly ranked
Stranger: but i'am still on school, just i don't know much
You: However Dropbears are the worst
You: They hang off trees and latch on or drop onto passers by
You: Like koala bears except a little bigger and much more active and viscious. Big fangs
You: They target the neck area.
You: We have a bit of an epidemic. Trying to hush up
You: Bad for tourism apparently
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OP's 2nd convo was brilliant :D
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You: Do you dig shit out of your arse when constipated?
Stranger: nope
You: Would you now?
You: and would you film it?
Stranger: nope never ew lol
You: I think it's hot
You: Do you like to eat shit?
Stranger: nope. im not from 2 girls one cup
You: Would you like to be?
Stranger: nope
You: how about now?
Stranger: do you eat shit?
You: Yup
Stranger: hows it tast?
You: Nutty.
Stranger: as in peanuts?
You: As in nuts yeah.
Stranger: im allergic
You: it doesn't contain nuts
You: it could be very healthy for you
Stranger: oh k
You: So how about digging shit out now?
Stranger: nah im good.
You: Now?
Stranger: hmm nope
You: what about now?
Stranger: fuck off buddy ;)
Oh he mad. :trollface:
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You: Do you dig shit out of your arse when constipated?
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This one was just weird , I think she was a trap / spambot :lol:
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You: Do you dig shit out of your arse when constipated?
Stranger: hiiiii, 18 f ma horny, you?
You: I like shit.
Stranger: do you like talking dirty?
You: Hmm
You: Yes
You: SHit crawling with maggots , squirming in the festering faeces
Stranger: hehe..ok first, here's a regular pic of me http://bit.ly/m5elue :)...but i want you to see my naughty ones before we cyber
You: thats dirty right?
Stranger: http://bit.ly/m9CuyM ..they're under sxylick23, tell me what you think
You: I think you'd look better rolling in shit
Stranger: actually, you can chat w/ me on the site too..look me up sxylick23 and i promise to blow you :P
Stranger: i'll be waiting
You: But I'm a girl D:
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You: Do you dig shit out of your arse when constipated?
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:rofl:
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Stranger: hi stranger
You: Do you like cannibalistic sex?
Stranger: i don't know
You: Would you like to try it?
You: oh and
You: Talk to strangers!
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You: Do you dig shit out of your arse when constipated?
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You: Oops
You: *Do you dig shit out of your arse when constipated?
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I fucked that one up. :tard:
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You: Do you like cannibalistic sex?
Stranger: M/F
You: Both.
Stranger: I dont understand
You: I'm both genders
You: I have a dick and a cunt
You: is that smexy?
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Not one for the shemales then. :zoinks:
Thats all for now , I think I'm addicted :(
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OMFG :plus:
You: how about now?
Stranger: do you eat shit?
You: Yup
Stranger: hows it tast?
You: Nutty.
Stranger: as in peanuts?
You: As in nuts yeah.
Stranger: im allergic
You: it doesn't contain nuts
classic
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I've been trying to talk backwards but it doesn't work.
This guy didn't respond , and I got bored and spammed the daylights out of him. :tard:
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You: you have been assimilated.
You have disconnected.
I'm gonna try and impersonate Lady GaGa :zoinks:
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Stranger: Hey asl
You: Hello Little Monster this is Lady GaGa
Stranger: Haha sure it is
You: It is indeed , how are you my little monster?
Stranger: Pretty good, and yourself
You: I am ok , after all my live appearances I am very tired , but ok
Stranger: Great
You: Would you like me to call out your name at my next performance?
Stranger: Sure
You: You are a very special person I can tell already
You: What is your name little monster?
Stranger: Noah
You: Ok then Noah , at my next performance I shall call your name out , I apologise if I forget though as my schedule is pretty busy at the moment.
Stranger: I can only imagine
You: Anyway I must go I've just got a call from the studio to do some work on my next album , always believe in yourself little monster x. - Mother Monster
You have disconnected.
I need to think of a script next time. :laugh:
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all last night I kept saying
I love you do you love me
over and over and over
some said yes :D
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all last night I kept saying
I love you do you love me
over and over and over
some said yes :D
:laugh:
I may try that :lol:
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I have no idea why i said these things, or what any of this means. I dont know who got :pwned:
:asthing:
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I doubt a technical manager would over use an elipsis as much as he did , plus make the grammatical errors , and announce he was checking things / is a employee of Omegele.
Sorry eris. :P
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Stranger: vagina.
You: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS
Stranger: slip and slides.
Stranger: nipples.
Stranger: kittens.
You: furballs !
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Stranger: vagina.
You: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS
Stranger: slip and slides.
Stranger: nipples.
Stranger: kittens.
You: furballs !
A very intelligent and highbrow conversation followed that I'm sure. :P
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yes
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: heylo.
You: guten tag!
Stranger: ah..
Stranger: hola.
Stranger: aloha.
Stranger: ummm..
You: bonjour
Stranger: greeteings.
Stranger: greetings**
Stranger: hello.
Stranger: hiya.
Stranger: hi.
Stranger: hello.
You: hey
Stranger: haha.
Stranger: gaf
Stranger: fag
Stranger: tag
Stranger: gat
You: mat
You: sat
You: cat
You: fat
You: twat
Stranger: fat
Stranger: twat..
Stranger: bahaha.
Stranger: niiiiiiiiiiiice
Stranger: nyce
Stranger: lol.
Stranger: rofl.
Stranger: haha.
You: lmao
Stranger: lmmfao.
You: pmsl
Stranger: ?
Stranger: pms.
You: pmslllllllll
Stranger: facebook.
Stranger: your mom.
Stranger: ur mum.
Stranger: fb.
Stranger: wtf.
Stranger: welcome to facebook.
Stranger: what the fuck.
Stranger: lol.
Stranger: laugh out loud.
You: what the fucking fuck
Stranger: lots of love
Stranger: hahaha.
Stranger: fuck.
Stranger: sex.
Stranger: butts
Stranger: other things.
You: ass tits
Stranger: stds
Stranger: hahha.
Stranger: vaja.
Stranger: vag.
Stranger: gave.
Stranger: stds.
You: aids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: sexy.
Stranger: smexy.
Stranger: smexful.
Stranger: lolsome.
You: midget porn
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: yeah.
Stranger: si.
You: ja ja ja
Stranger: uh-huh.
Stranger: hahha.
Stranger: thats spanish.
Stranger: english.
Stranger: mexican.
You: spinglish
Stranger: hawian.
Stranger: haha.
Stranger: spainglish.
Stranger: adam sandler.
Stranger: zohan.
Stranger: dont mess with the zohan.
You: allaha ackbar!
Stranger: haha.
Stranger: movies.
Stranger: yrs!
Stranger: yes**!
Stranger: taco.
Stranger: buritto.
You: pizza hut
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: taco bell.
Stranger: wendys.
Stranger: hasmburger place...
Stranger: uh..
Stranger: ARBYS!!!
Stranger: <3
You: mcdonalds
Stranger: ew.
Stranger: ick.
Stranger: uck.
Stranger: yuck.
Stranger: icky.
You: sicky
Stranger: gross.
Stranger: sticky.
You: mcyucky
Stranger: haha.
Stranger: mcflurry.
Stranger: have you had those?
Stranger: they
You: mcfucky
Stranger: are.
You: yeah
Stranger: GROSS
Stranger: haha.
Stranger: gorrillas.
Stranger: monkeys.
You: chimpanzees
Stranger: black people.
You: orangutans
Stranger: jk.
You: lol
Stranger: haha.
Stranger: kool aid.
Stranger: watermelon.
Stranger: cracker.
You: coconuts
Stranger: eminem.
Stranger: haha.
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: chips.
You: MELONS
Stranger: popcorn..
Stranger: you mom.
Stranger: mily.
Stranger: milk*
Stranger: jugs.
Stranger: XXD
Stranger: vagina.
You: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS
Stranger: slip and slides.
Stranger: nipples.
Stranger: kittens.
You: furballs !
Stranger: puppies.
Stranger: dogsa.
Stranger: dogs*
You: woof woof
Stranger: dawwgs
Stranger: guys.
Stranger: men.
Stranger: boys.
Stranger: teens.
Stranger: teenagerds.
Stranger: girls.
Stranger: sex.
Stranger: underaged sex.
Stranger: underaged driving..
Stranger: drinking...
Stranger: disrespect.
Stranger: meow.
You: DEATH
Stranger: mew mew.
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: rebecca black..
Stranger: was driving..
You: friday!
Stranger: underaged...
Stranger: and DIED!
Stranger: hahha.
You: with no seatbelt
Stranger: yesterday was wednesday
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: she got raped...
Stranger: by the cliffs..
Stranger: that she fell off of.
Stranger: :P
Stranger: :D
You: :O
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I got bored, but didnt stay bored.
I only connected one time, and whoever it was was really boring.
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I'm just using Caps lock , to see how many people I freak out / annoy. :zoinks:
Stranger: hello
You: DO YOU LIKE BEASTIALITY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: WOULD YOU EAT MY PUSSY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Asl
You: FAGGOT YOU WILL BURN IN HELL
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Talk to strangers!
10,279 strangers online
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: KILL ME THEN EAT ME
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f
You: I HAVE BOTH
You: WOULD YOU FUCK ME
You: THEN KILL ME
You: AND EAT ME
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Ohhh I'm having fun. :orly:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I love you do you love me?
You: Wanna get married?
You: Lets have kids
You: I want to have your babies
Stranger: are you crazyyyyyy
You: Wanna come over?
Stranger: yuckkkkkkklkkkkkk.
You: Squirt goo out of your wee wee?
You: Don't answer that
Stranger: fuck yourselffffffffffff
You: I didn't mean to ask you that
Stranger: so..
Stranger: what..
You: That was for someone else
Stranger: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
You: Just kidding , answer it
You: Don't answer it
Stranger: anop by sabat ko../
Stranger: ok
You: Answer it
You: Don't answer it
Stranger: duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: Answer it
Stranger: funnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
You: Don't answer it.
Stranger: ano gd mn haw...?
Stranger: .
Stranger: ,
Stranger: ,,
Stranger: ,,
Stranger: ,
Stranger: ,
Stranger: ,
Stranger: ,
Stranger: ,
You: You don't say anyhing anymore
You: You just sit there
Stranger: ?
?
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You: You say you're too tired.
You: Well I'm leaving you.
You: And I'm taking the kids
You: and the dog
You: and the rabbit
You: and the sink
You: and the house
Stranger: your asss too
You: and your money.
Stranger: your crazzzyyyyyyyy
Stranger: hahahahahaahahahahahhaahhaahah
You: I'm aquiring your I.P address now.
You: I'm gonna come over.
You: and rape you in your sleep.
Stranger: come...
You: You will when I force myself in you.
Stranger: i'll cut your neckk
Stranger: duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
You: I'm gonna shit over your face
You: and then cum in your eye
Stranger: don't force yourself...
You: then lick it off.
Stranger: ok you cAN DO WHAT EVER
You: Good, now bend over and take it like a good little bitch.
Stranger: U BICTH
You: You're the bitch.
You: Now shut up and get back in your chains.
Stranger: U
You: Or
Stranger: O
Stranger: A
Stranger: E
Stranger: I
Stranger: A
Stranger: B
Stranger: C
Stranger: D
You: I'll put your cock under the iron again.
Stranger: E
Stranger: F
Stranger: G
Stranger: H
Stranger: I
Stranger: J
Stranger: K
Stranger: L
Stranger: M
Stranger: N
Stranger: O
Stranger: P
Stranger: Q
Stranger: R
Stranger: S
Stranger: T
Stranger: U
Stranger: V
Stranger: W
Stranger: X
Stranger: Y
Stranger: Z...DONE..
Stranger: YES..
Stranger: I'M SATIZFIED
You: That's good , now.
You: Do you like Beastiality?
You: Do you dig shit out of your ass when constipated?
Stranger: WHAT
You: Do you dig shit out of your ass when constipated?
You: with a spoon?
You: or do you use your hands?
Stranger: WER ARE YOU NOW..COS I'M THINKING OF YOU..
You: I'm thinking of you as I finger myself.
Stranger: WAT..CONTINUE..
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Bless , he really tried hard. :zoinks:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Can I stick your penis up my butthole?
You: ca I shit in your eye?
Stranger: girl or guy
You: I'M BOTH MOTHERFUCKER
Stranger: awsome
You: Can I lick your face?
Stranger: are u a gay faggot unicorn
You: Piss in your mouth?
You: Maybe I am maybe I'm not
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I am dissapoint. :(
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Asl
You: IM UNDER YOUR BED
You: RAPING YOUR TEDDY
Stranger: O-rly
You: ya rly
You: wanna come over?
You: squirt goo out of your wee wee?
You: if you're a good boy , I'll unlock your chastity belt
Stranger: M/f
You: you don't do anything anymore
You: you just sit there
You: you're always too tired
You: and you never make me scream
You: well I'm leaving you
You: and I'm taking the children.
You: Roberto loved me more than you evder did.
You: I bet if I dressed you in maids outfit and made you mop the floor , you'd cream your little panties
You: what do you think?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I had another but I accidentally disconnected and didn't get a chance to save it :(
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Omegele now lets you ask two strangers a question. :zoinks:
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here's one I just asked:
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Can you herp your derp?
Stranger 1: Yes! Once I herped my derp so badly, I accidentally it.
Stranger 2: why would you wan to do that?
Stranger 1: As I said, I did it accidentally.
Stranger 1: Did you know there is a word in my language that has "derp" in it?
Stranger 1: And it means child's butt in English.
Stranger 2: what language is that
Stranger 1: German.
Stranger 2: so you herped and childs butt
Stranger 2: you rapist
Stranger 2: child molester
Stranger 2: i shall disconnect now
Stranger 2 has disconnected
:LMAO:
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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Wanna cyber?
Stranger 2 has disconnected
OMG :rofl:
Question to discuss:
Do you dig shit out of your ass when constipated?
Stranger 2: ya
Stranger 2: i use a spoon
Stranger 2: but i warm it up first
Stranger 2: its quite relzxing
Stranger 1: eurghh
Stranger 2 has disconnected
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I've been asking people what they would do if they were the size of godzilla on omegele.
I'd recommend you try it , it get's some interesting responses , one guy said he'd jizz over NYC. :zombiefuck:
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Currently trapping someone.
Stay tuned folks. >:D
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:zoinks:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Does your milkshake bring the boys to the yard?
Stranger: only if they play cards
You: Would you play cards with me?
Stranger: na na na na
Stranger: im 22m u?
You: I'm 18 female.
You: What are you into?
Stranger: could you be slightly more specific, i wouldnt want to affend you
You: Oh don't worry , I'm hard to shock ;)
You: I mean what are you into , what do you think is sexy?
Stranger: taller girls
Stranger: asses>boobs
Stranger: but both are amazing
Stranger: the female body is just fantastic
You: Ah fair enough , how tall are you?
Stranger: im 6'0
Stranger: 183 cm
You: I'm 5'10 but I have heels that make me about 6'1 :P
Stranger: that is exactly what im talkin about
Stranger: 5'10 is just about the perfect height, still shorter than me but right up there
Stranger: what do you look like
Stranger: do you have a picture?
You: Sorry my camera broke and I bought a new laptop so I have none :(
Stranger: unfortunate
You: You know , I'm kind of horny.
You: Sorry , I'm very honest
You: :P
Stranger: ohh i believe it, i wish i could see what you looked like
You: Yeah I'm sorry.
Stranger: wekk describe yourself : )
Stranger: well*
You: Ok
You: I have long black hair , pretty average size boobs , not too big , not too small
You: What else you want to know?
Stranger: body size? slim, average, curves (my personal favorite), or a lil heavier
You: Hmm , I guess i'm kind of between average and curvy?
You: I'm not too sure really
Stranger: do you have any fetishes?
You: Hmm , well I've always found tall guys like REALLY tall guys hot.
You: What about you?
Stranger: i like to put my dick in your ass
Stranger: but only if you are into it, i find that soo stupid hott
You: Ha fair enough , I've always found anal hot.
You: You know , I'm kind of uh... touching myself , you're making me really horny baby.
Stranger: mm wish i was there so i could put my face between your legs and taste that pussy
You: If I was there , I'd lick your dick slowly..and massage it with my tongue
You: would you like that?
Stranger: id like that a lot, we could lay down and i could lick you and you could suck my dick
You: I'd rather push you onto the bed and sit on your dick
You: I want to feel you in me.
Stranger: sit on it
Stranger: reverse cowgirl
You: yup.
Stranger: i wanta see that ass
Stranger: fuck you feel so good, that warm pussy sliding up and down my dick
Stranger: and im grabbing your ass and pulling you back down on it harder
You: I'm moaning , you feel so good in me.
Stranger: im thrusting up into, i cant even control myself
Stranger: i lick one of my fingers and start rubbing your asshole, and then i push it in a little bit
Stranger: mm feeling it grab onto my finger as my dick keeps sliding in and out of your pussy
You: You feel so good... fuck me harder...
Stranger: i push you forward into doggy style
You: This is an odd request , but could you send me a picture of your dick? , when I get a webcam I'll send you a pic of myself nude.
Stranger: i cant i dont have a camera around : (
Stranger: i have a picture of me already on the computer
Stranger: but im not nude
You: Ah that'll do I'm imaginative ;)
You: Send it to flutterbye@hmamail.com
Stranger: -removed photobucket album link-
Stranger: thats easier : )
You: ooh yes it is
You: Shit , my parents are home I gotta go.
Stranger: kk
You: Hope you had fun ;)
Stranger: not as much as id hoped : P
You have disconnected.
:trollface:
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My lack of ability to flirt with most people now has a use:
You: hi
Stranger: turn me on
Stranger: ;)
You: how should I do that, are you like a lightbulb or something?
Stranger: no make me horny
You: Again how should I do that?, what turns you on?...
Apparently people arent up to deep discussions there
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My first chat
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
HEY! LINK, LISTEN!!
Stranger: hi
You: im listening
You: what for?
Stranger: friendship
You: hmmmm
Stranger: n u?
You: yes
Stranger: then i'm George n u?
You: i am louise
Stranger: ok. from whre?
You: england
You: u?
Stranger: Ghana
You: george is a very english name?
Stranger: yeah
You: what do you do?
Stranger: Graphic Designer n u?
You: i am a dairy farmer assistant
Stranger: Nice one
You: how so?
Stranger: is not bad, any can we do more of this ever time?
You: i do hope you don't have the intention of talking dirty to me?
You: i get that a lot
Stranger: No
You: oh good
Stranger: I'm a Christian and i don't hate others
You: me too
Stranger: what church?
You: church of england
You: you?
Stranger: Pentecost
You: oh ok
Stranger: can we talk on phone if you dont mind?
Stranger: or email me
You: i am at work, i cant really use the phone
Stranger: ok. what of email?
You: you give me yours
Stranger: georgeamuzu@yahoo.com
You: ok i will george, i have to get back to milking my cows now
You: bye
Stranger: ok. hope to hear fro you soon
You: ok i will email you after work
Stranger: take care
You: xxx
Stranger: byeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You have disconnected.
then i find this guy
(http://i44.tinypic.com/rayu61.jpg)
but didn't save the chat
this is fun!
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Oh meow he IS cute , also good job Bodie. :2thumbsup:
I'm wondering if Eris has saved that pic yet. :laugh:
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Oh meow he IS cute , also good job Bodie. :2thumbsup:
I'm wondering if Eris has saved that pic yet. :laugh:
yes he was cute, he told me all about what he was doing with that hand too,
latest
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Do you love Donald?
You: yes
Stranger: i love donal. not the same
You: love ronald more
You: ronald mcdonald
Stranger: ha
Stranger: hey that to australia and mcdonalds have in commern
You: eh?
Stranger: there both run by red headed cunts hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Stranger: no offence to gingers
You: do you have any good jokes?
Stranger: shut down
You: or...a break down perhaps??
Stranger: i guess your not australian
You: no i am english
You: other side of globe
Stranger: australias mother. you no the quenn is in my city at the moment
You: yes she is, is she still alive?
Stranger: haha i think so
You: she could be propped up, and a voice recording, watch out for that one
You: its an old english trick
You: her husband been dead for years
Stranger: my cozin sore in the city
Stranger: ha
You: didnt you notice the decomposing flesh?
You: she has amazing make up artists
Stranger: hahahahahaahaha
Stranger: she does seem to walk at 1/2 a k and hour
You: well you can keep her if you want
You: she is too much trouble
Stranger: no thanks im a republican
You: oh me too
You: kill her then
You: sorry, she is dead already
You: from the waist down
Stranger: what about her bowels
Stranger: gross
You: ah yes, well just hang them up, it is the festive season approaching afterall
Stranger: hahahahahaha funny. im a bloke by the way
Stranger: had to say it
You: im a woman btw
Stranger: cool im 17
You: i am in my thirties young man
Stranger: ha your just full of jokes
You: i am?
Stranger: by the way you talk your likely close to my age
You: we all joke about the queen
You: especially when she is out of the country
You: nah i am old enough to be your mother
You: go to your room ..... see?
Stranger: BUT I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG. your a treible mother
Stranger: i no because of my spelling
You: you insulted the royal family...it is close to treason
You: i lik spling missstakes
Stranger: theres no sach thing her
Stranger: here*
You: don't you have any form of punishment for insulting royalty
Stranger: don't think so
Stranger: and don't care
You: huh....do you know what we did to guy fawkes?
Stranger: ha yes
You: do you have bonfire night?
Stranger: i have to live now. it was nive to talk to you
Stranger: and yes we do
You: ok fuckitty bye
You: xxxx
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
it is quite addictive, lol. terrible spelling. lol
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its not quite omegel but this is what i do to people over facebook on a regular basis... usually my sisters friends
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Forgot how funny this was.
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What....I just went to Omegle and its got a lame sign on the landing page that says,"Pervs are banned"...
God, I'm so tempted to....
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Hah! Squiddy was really funny with this.