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Start here => M.O.-Introductions => Topic started by: BuckToothedFarmer on July 18, 2010, 06:22:55 PM
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Hello,
I'm a farmer from the United States of America. My name is Dwighk Vanderbeezel.
One day after working a hard day's work, my wife had told me that someone on the news was talking about this Aspergers Syndrome which she explained is an autism spectrum disorder. I was curious about this since I thought that there was only one form of autism, so I did some quick research on my old beater of a computer. After reading all that Dwighk read, he came to the conclusion that this Aspergers is what he had.
Anyway, hello people. I hope you like farmers around here.
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Hello Brocksmithchin. :zoinks:
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Hello new guy of the community, what gives you the bravery to come here? :viking:
Welcome. :plus:
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This guy obviously doesn't have AS, he bans and unbans members repeatedly on HikiCulture.
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Razor. You... IDIOT.
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So it's only Patrick.
Riibit.
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That's not Chair.
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Well it ain't Judy. Do you mean we have a REAL hillbilly?
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after doctors and lawyers :zoinks: farmers are the most trusted people in america.
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It's Patwit.
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Actually, its irrelevant. Transparent failtroll. Who cares?
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That's not Chair.
This.
Isn't chair already on here as "???"
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?action=profile;u=797 << Chair's profile.
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:poop:
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That's not Chair.
This.
Isn't chair already on here as "???"
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?action=profile;u=797 << Chair's profile.
Chair used this same Bucktoothfarmer profile on ZOMG.
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LOL no it's just Google. His real name is Trevor and he got banned from ASD relationships. He goes by google on Aspies Central. He has gotten banned from about every place due to his humor and random topics like "Have you ever milked a cow." Chair and him are friends.
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LOL no it's just Google. His real name is Trevor and he got banned from ASD relationships. He goes by google on Aspies Central. He has gotten banned from about every place due to his humor and random topics like "Have you ever milked a cow." Chair and him are friends.
Fuckwits by association. Christ on a skateboard, spare us.
Why don't these morons stick to their neck of the backwoods where they belong?
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LOL no it's just Google. His real name is Trevor and he got banned from ASD relationships. He goes by google on Aspies Central. He has gotten banned from about every place due to his humor and random topics like "Have you ever milked a cow." Chair and him are friends.
Gay butt lovers?
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Chair=Lying narcissistic sociopath.
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:plus:
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:minusevil:
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:poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop:
Farmers can use a bit more, eh?
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Holy fucking shit. It IS Chair. :facepalm2:
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Holy fucking shit. It IS Chair. :facepalm2:
:redneck: Yep! That is him all right. ::)
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Holy fucking shit. It IS Chair. :facepalm2:
Is this bad?
Do I need to take back my shit piles from his intro thread?
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Holy fucking shit. It IS Chair. :facepalm2:
Is this bad?
Do I need to take back my shit piles from his intro thread?
No they sum up Chair quite nicely :zoinks:
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Holy fucking shit. It IS Chair. :facepalm2:
Is this bad?
Do I need to take back my shit piles from his intro thread?
No they sum up Chair quite nicely :zoinks:
DD: there's not nearly enough of them.
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French is an ugly language and the culture is "ugly" too, formal French people suck, and Chair is full of fail.
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French is an ugly language and the culture is "ugly" too, formal French people suck, and Chair is full of fail.
Which bandwagon are you meant to be on?
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French is an ugly language and the culture is "ugly" too, formal French people suck, and Chair is full of fail.
chair is canadian, of course. From Manitoba I believe
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French is an ugly language and the culture is "ugly" too, formal French people suck, and Chair is full of fail.
chair is canadian, of course. From Manitoba I believe
Yeah, Felchette is French-Canadian AFAIK.
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French is an ugly language and the culture is "ugly" too, formal French people suck, and Chair is full of fail.
Excusez - moi?
Connaissez-vous réellement des personnes françaises, vous branleur, ou parlez-vous juste hors de votre cul?
(translation thanks babelfish and my spotty French memory - "Do you actually know any french people, you wanker, or you just speaking out of your arse?")
I smell a bigot! Mind you, I have Francaise in my blood and I can be an arrogant prick. ;)
Loup
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French is an ugly language and the culture is "ugly" too, formal French people suck, and Chair is full of fail.
Excusez - moi?
Connaissez-vous réellement des personnes françaises, vous branleur, ou parlez-vous juste hors de votre cul?
(translation thanks babelfish and my spotty French memory - "Do you actually know any french people, you wanker, or you just speaking out of your arse?")
I smell a bigot! Mind you, I have Francaise in my blood and I can be an arrogant prick. ;)
Loup
but you're our arrogant prick and we love you very much :zoinks:
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French is an ugly language and the culture is "ugly" too, formal French people suck, and Chair is full of fail.
Excusez - moi?
Connaissez-vous réellement des personnes françaises, vous branleur, ou parlez-vous juste hors de votre cul?
(translation thanks babelfish and my spotty French memory - "Do you actually know any french people, you wanker, or you just speaking out of your arse?")
I smell a bigot! Mind you, I have Francaise in my blood and I can be an arrogant prick. ;)
Loup
but you're our arrogant prick and we love you very much :zoinks:
GO LOUP! *waves a buttery croissant in salute* :eiffel:
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:agreed: You are cool Frenchie.
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French is an ugly language and the culture is "ugly" too, formal French people suck, and Chair is full of fail.
Excusez - moi?
Connaissez-vous réellement des personnes françaises, vous branleur, ou parlez-vous juste hors de votre cul?
(translation thanks babelfish and my spotty French memory - "Do you actually know any french people, you wanker, or you just speaking out of your arse?")
I smell a bigot! Mind you, I have Francaise in my blood and I can be an arrogant prick. ;)
Loup
but you're our arrogant prick and we love you very much :zoinks:
GO LOUP! *waves a buttery croissant in salute* :eiffel:
Croissants! :drool: :eiffel:
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I am going to try croissants when I go to :eiffel:
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I am going to try croissants when I go to :eiffel:
Oh god fresh baked croissants are the pastry equivalent of sex :drool: :eiffel:
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In Spain going home drunk at early am hours we would sometimes buy the little bread rolls fresh and hot for a few pesetas each (circa 1978-81) and they were delicious. :2thumbsup:
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In Spain going home drunk at early am hours we would sometimes buy the little bread rolls fresh and hot for a few pesetas each (circa 1978-81) and they were delicious. :2thumbsup:
*reaches out pathetically for a tasty little bread roll* :'(
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There was this little place that sold croissants in Melbourne that played French accordion music. They were tucked away in an arcade somewhere and my sister and I only found them by luck. Frigged if I remember the name of the shop, but those croissants were scrumm-o.
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There was this little place that sold croissants in Melbourne that played French accordion music. They were tucked away in an arcade somewhere and my sister and I only found them by luck. Frigged if I remember the name of the shop, but those croissants were scrumm-o.
:plus: Cool little hole in the wall places rule. :headbang2:
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You guys are fuckin' AWESOME!!!!
I am still laughing.
Loup
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Italian cornettos (Italian croissants) for breakfast. Yummy.
I did do breakfast in Rome.
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French Taunting - The Search for the Holy Grail, Monty Python.
Absolutely brilliant :thumbup:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V7zbWNznbs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V7zbWNznbs)
Loup
"You and all you silly English connnnnnnnnigits"
Still laughing. :rofl: :rofl:
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French Taunting - The Search for the Holy Grail, Monty Python.
Absolutely brilliant :thumbup:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V7zbWNznbs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V7zbWNznbs)
Loup
"You and all you silly English connnnnnnnnigits"
Still laughing. :rofl: :rofl:
:LMAO: "I fart in your general direction." Comic genius.
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Italian cornettos (Italian croissants) for breakfast. Yummy.
I did do breakfast in Rome.
Cornettos are ice-creams in a wafer cone here.
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Italian cornettos (Italian croissants) for breakfast. Yummy.
I did do breakfast in Rome.
Cornettos are ice-creams in a wafer cone here.
They are here too, but, in Italy it is the word for something very croissant like, but often with a filling or dipped into something (like chocolate).
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(http://www.fileden.com/files/2009/5/5/2431184/mrgoogle.png)
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(http://www.fileden.com/files/2009/5/5/2431184/mrgoogle.png)
Haha, that's funny. Reminds me of this joke.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Ima
Ima who?
Ima sick and tired of all the questions. Let me in.
Haha. Get it? OK it was not that funny after all. But then neither was your post. :(
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What's the empty posts? The Lennon Google is cool.
Edit, can see it now. Not sure what happened.
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What's the empty posts? The Lennon Google is cool.
Edit, can see it now. Not sure what happened.
It's just Pat :redneck: being a retard.
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Apparently he didn't want his name mentioned here.
Too fucking bad!!
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What's the empty posts? The Lennon Google is cool.
Edit, can see it now. Not sure what happened.
It's just Pat :redneck: being a retard.
Typical of him. Deletes posts when criticized.
He did this on ZOMG, although since we couldn't delete posts he only could blank them.
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It wasn't deleted. Just couldn't see the picture until after posting. Must have been something on this end.
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He made a post saying only him and mr google find the jokes funny. That post is now deleted.
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Yes, just noticed now that you mention it. Thought you meant he had deleted the picture, but that post was how I knew it was something about Google.
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He whined about me posting his name, so I changed it.
Bottom of page 2.
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What the fuck was the point of all this?
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There is no point :zoinks:
It's Chair trying to be mysterious, that's all.
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If there is no point, then why do anything? I don't know why I never noticed this to THIS extent, but its bugging the piss out of me.
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Maybe there is no point in life, not when you analyse it to the bone.
Humans are a type of animals, with their own colony rules and own ways of mating and what not.
There is no bigger point in being a human than in being an ant. Not when you look at it in an überanalytical way.
You can read that in a sad way, and think that the extinction of the earth, or at least humankind would be a good thing.
Or aim for smaller points. The taste of chocolate, a surprising thought, a cat coming up to you to greet you, a person surprising you in a very sweet way, the smell of shoe-polish, a beautiful autumn-leaf, and sometimes a sense of belonging. The last is rare, but sometimes it is there.
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You're right, and I like all those things. I just can't relate to the love of trivial drama though. I wish I could destroy the very concept of it.
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You're right, and I like all those things. I just can't relate to the love of trivial drama though. I wish I could destroy the very concept of it.
You ask why we post trivial drama - for relief. If we didn't, we'd all go potty, every one of us. As hyke said, human nature.
Destroying the world is fine, but wouldn't you like to have a good old laugh before it sinks into oblivion?
I would, but that's me.
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If there is no point, then why do anything? I don't know why I never noticed this to THIS extent, but its bugging the piss out of me.
Because I want to make posts based on the fact that I detest Pat666rick. As I stated elsewhere the world does not revolve around your whims and desires. Is that point so difficult to understand?
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Patchin will have a good cry and then return under another persona. Perhaps he will be Table? :zoinks:
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Patchin will have a good cry and then return under another persona. Perhaps he will be Table? :zoinks:
He was fun to play with at zOMG. :thumbup:
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I remember drawing a picture of him holding a camera up to do a self portrait while wanking with jizz everywhere. He had a massive cry over that. :LOL:
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I remember drawing a picture of him holding a camera up to do a self portrait while wanking with jizz everywhere. He had a massive cry over that. :LOL:
I'm not sure that came out as you intended Schleed :-\
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I remember drawing a picture of him holding a camera up to do a self portrait while wanking with jizz everywhere. He had a massive cry over that. :LOL:
I don't recall that one, but the big chin photoshop was great. I also like the one of GA jacking that big dick. :LMAO:
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I remember drawing a picture of him holding a camera up to do a self portrait while wanking with jizz everywhere. He had a massive cry over that. :LOL:
I'm not sure that came out as you intended Schleed :-\
What do you mean?
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I remember drawing a picture of him holding a camera up to do a self portrait while wanking with jizz everywhere. He had a massive cry over that. :LOL:
I'm not sure that came out as you intended Schleed :-\
What do you mean?
When I first read it I thought you meant that you were wanking with jizz everywere while drawing a picture of him. I thought, that Schleed's a talented bastard if he can wank and draw at the same time :laugh:
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Only "artists" do that. I'm no artist. :laugh:
Nah, I drew Pat wanking. It's to show his smug self-satisfaction.
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Only "artists" do that. I'm no artist. :laugh:
Nah, I drew Pat wanking. It's to show his smug self-satisfaction.
:LOL: :LOL:
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If there is no point, then why do anything? I don't know why I never noticed this to THIS extent, but its bugging the piss out of me.
Because I want to make posts based on the fact that I detest Pat666rick. As I stated elsewhere the world does not revolve around your whims and desires. Is that point so difficult to understand?
What's the 666 for? Is someone searching the site for his first name?
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(http://www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/dsahhdsaadhsasdhahsd.jpg)
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(http://www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/dsahhdsaadhsasdhahsd.jpg)
Did you draw that yourself? If you did then you're a hell of a good drawer.
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That's photoshopped. He didn't like the jew reference. :laugh:
I drew these:
(http://www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/png/chin2.png)
(http://i.cr3ation.co.uk/dl/s1/png/chin.png)
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That's photoshopped. He didn't like the jew reference. :laugh:
I drew these:
(http://www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/png/chin2.png)
(http://i.cr3ation.co.uk/dl/s1/png/chin.png)
:lol: They're pretty cool.
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Maybe he'll come back as Fred Flinstone.
Yabba-dabba-doo.
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If there is no point, then why do anything? I don't know why I never noticed this to THIS extent, but its bugging the piss out of me.
Because I want to make posts based on the fact that I detest Pat666rick. As I stated elsewhere the world does not revolve around your whims and desires. Is that point so difficult to understand?
What's the 666 for? Is someone searching the site for his first name?
That is the name the scumbag used @ WP where I first saw him.
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Guys, can we please talk about something interesting? Like farmin'?
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Guys, can we please talk about something interesting? Like farmin'?
I plowed your wifes barely used vagina, does that count?? :zoinks:
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Guys, can we please talk about something interesting? Like farmin'?
I plowed your wifes barely used vagina, does that count?? :zoinks:
Planting seeds, planting seeds.
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(http://www.crispsheds.net/joomla2/images/stories/new/Ranbuild%20Man/RanbuildMan_2.jpg)
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Guys, can we please talk about something interesting? Like farmin'?
I plowed your wifes barely used vagina, does that count?? :zoinks:
Planting seeds, planting seeds.
I shot my seed into her eyes, does that count?? :zoinks:
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Guys, can we please talk about something interesting? Like farmin'?
I plowed your wifes barely used vagina, does that count?? :zoinks:
Planting seeds, planting seeds.
I shot my seed into her eyes, does that count?? :zoinks:
Guess she was blinded by the light then.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcWVL4B-4pI
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcWVL4B-4pI
Got the Springsteen version on the computer here as well.
Manfred Mann's was the better version.
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Well, the fucker left!!! >:(
I was hoping for some fun!
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Well, the fucker left!!! >:(
I was hoping for some fun!
Yeah, what a :wanker:
Check his profile - he says he's 44 and from Alabama.
As far as we know knw he's that Pat666rick from zOMG; and he's a Canuck.
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Well, the fucker left!!! >:(
I was hoping for some fun!
Yeah, what a :wanker:
Check his profile - he says he's 44 and from Alabama.
As far as we know knw he's that Pat666rick from zOMG; and he's a Canuck.
I can tell you for sure that he's not from Alabama. I'm from Alabama.
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Do you have a banjo? Or a knee?
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Do you have a banjo? Or a knee?
I have two knees, but no banjo.
I dated a boy in high school who played the banjo very well, though. Does that count?
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Do you have a banjo? Or a knee?
I have two knees, but no banjo.
I dated a boy in high school who played the banjo very well, though. Does that count?
Guys who can play string instruments well are very good boyfriends to have ;)
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Do you have a banjo? Or a knee?
I have two knees, but no banjo.
I dated a boy in high school who played the banjo very well, though. Does that count?
Guys who can play string instruments well are very good boyfriends to have ;)
Is that because they can serenade you? :violin:
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Do you have a banjo? Or a knee?
I have two knees, but no banjo.
I dated a boy in high school who played the banjo very well, though. Does that count?
Guys who can play string instruments well are very good boyfriends to have ;)
Is that because they can serenade you? :violin:
No, it's because they're good with their fingers! :eyebrows:
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Well, the fucker left!!! >:(
I was hoping for some fun!
Yeah, what a :wanker:
Check his profile - he says he's 44 and from Alabama.
As far as we know knw he's that Pat666rick from zOMG; and he's a Canuck.
I can tell you for sure that he's not from Alabama. I'm from Alabama.
You moved there?
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Well, the fucker left!!! >:(
I was hoping for some fun!
Yeah, what a :wanker:
Check his profile - he says he's 44 and from Alabama.
As far as we know knw he's that Pat666rick from zOMG; and he's a Canuck.
I can tell you for sure that he's not from Alabama. I'm from Alabama.
You moved there?
I moved from there.
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Scrapheap came on my wife's face and it cured her of cancer.
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Patchin is back. Yay!
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Scrapheap came on my wife's face and it cured her of cancer.
I have magical jizz. ::)
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Scrapheap came on my wife's face and it cured her of cancer.
I have magical jizz. ::)
Scrap cured her of the cancer that Patwit gave her.
Patwit has shingles, and I don't mean the ones you put on yer roof.
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BuckToothedFarmer needs to come back. 8)
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BuckToothedFarmer needs to come back. 8)
Why? He was one of the most boring members ever. No matter what site he was on.
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had nice pics :dunno:
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had nice pics :dunno:
I thought you didn't like Chair. :orly:
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Chair doesnt exist
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I sit comfortably, using the power of my imagination.
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Chair doesnt exist
Then how does he post? :orly:
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Reading this thread, I thought it was established that BTF wasn't chair. :dunno:
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:dunno:
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:apondering:
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:cbc:
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Reading this thread, I thought it was established that BTF wasn't chair. :dunno:
It's a matter of belief. If your beliefs are strong enough, even you can be chair.
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Reading this thread, I thought it was established that BTF wasn't chair. :dunno:
It's a matter of belief. If your beliefs are strong enough, even you can be chair.
Chair wrote a blog entry on Myspace talking about having a sockpuppet on AFF at the time....
Apparently he is real to some people...
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OMG Chair's on Myspace. :GA:
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OMG Chair's on Myspace. :GA:
Yeah, like there is a Myspace. :zoinks:
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OMG Chair's on Myspace. :GA:
Yeah, like there is a Myspace. :zoinks:
I wouldn't know. :hahaha:
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Gophers aren't allowed there. :M
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Good. :zoinks:
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They have standards, you know. :zoinks:
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Human standards. :hahaha:
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Do gophers have standards?
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Yeah, we're too good for Myspace. :zoinks:
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Just about everybody is, these days. :dunno:
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I wouldn't know. :hahaha:
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