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Title: what are you touching right now?
Post by: Adam on July 03, 2010, 02:01:13 PM
my bed  :zoinks:
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 03, 2010, 04:13:55 PM
My mouse!  :2thumbsup:
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Post by: odeon on July 03, 2010, 05:45:08 PM
My keyboard. ;D
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Post by: Parts on July 03, 2010, 08:03:46 PM
My chair and my keyboard
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Post by: Mr Smith on July 03, 2010, 08:20:12 PM
A soft rug on my lap. Pity its not a soft pet though
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Post by: Charlotte Quin on July 04, 2010, 04:47:25 AM
My fidget toy (a tea towel. I'm fidgeting with the hems)
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 04, 2010, 04:53:03 AM
My fidget toy (a tea towel. I'm fidgeting with the hems)

My fidget toy is my HAIR! I'm twirling and tangling the ends of it while reading things online.  :laugh:
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Post by: SBI_Patience on July 04, 2010, 10:41:02 AM
My mouse and my ipod.
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Post by: Adam on July 04, 2010, 02:02:11 PM
bed, plate, pizzza
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Post by: Parts on July 04, 2010, 02:23:38 PM
Wouldn't you like to know :zoinks:
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Post by: Adam on July 04, 2010, 02:41:09 PM
tv remote
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Post by: 'andersom' on July 04, 2010, 03:09:18 PM
Wouldn't you like to know :zoinks:

Wow, it took till reply 9 till someone said this.

We're in danger of turning "decent" I fear.  :green:
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Post by: SBI_Patience on July 04, 2010, 03:41:02 PM
Ah... back my alone time with the keyboard and the mouse. :violin:
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Post by: P7PSP on July 04, 2010, 04:42:41 PM
A soft rug on my lap. Pity its not a soft pet though
Sounds hot Fiona.  :zoinks:
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Post by: odeon on July 05, 2010, 11:10:26 AM
Wouldn't you like to know :zoinks:

Wow, it took till reply 9 till someone said this.

We're in danger of turning "decent" I fear.  :green:

Oh no. Someone post boob pics, quick!
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Post by: Charlotte Quin on July 06, 2010, 08:00:38 PM
A mechanical pencil
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Post by: Parts on July 06, 2010, 08:02:24 PM
 A chair, a wood lap desk, keys on the computer and my mouse
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Post by: SBI_Patience on July 17, 2010, 06:24:37 PM
My iPod Touch.
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Post by: Queen Victoria on July 17, 2010, 08:34:20 PM
Wouldn't you like to know :zoinks:

All right, I admit it.  I'm touching Parts.
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Post by: SBI_Patience on July 17, 2010, 08:35:13 PM
Wouldn't you like to know :zoinks:

All right, I admit it.  I'm touching Parts.

 :lol:
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Post by: SBI_Patience on July 17, 2010, 09:19:19 PM
Now I'm touching my keyboard of my laptop.
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Post by: 'andersom' on July 18, 2010, 01:35:24 AM
Wouldn't you like to know :zoinks:

All right, I admit it.  I'm touching Parts.
:lol: :plus:
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Post by: SBI_Patience on July 18, 2010, 02:37:34 AM
My iPod Touch.
And again.
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Post by: Eclair on July 18, 2010, 02:40:53 AM
Wouldn't you like to know :zoinks:

All right, I admit it.  I'm touching Parts.

Yes, but which parts?  :P
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Post by: Callaway on July 18, 2010, 04:39:49 AM
My mouse and pad and keyboard.
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Post by: SBI_Patience on July 18, 2010, 04:55:07 AM
My mouse and pad and keyboard.

This.
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Post by: odeon on July 18, 2010, 01:39:58 PM
Isn't it obvious what I'm touching when I'm writing?
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 18, 2010, 05:32:13 PM
Isn't it obvious what I'm touching when I'm writing?

Methinks you sound a bit defensive. Tell us what ELSE you are touching!  :zoinks:
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Post by: SBI_Patience on July 18, 2010, 06:21:05 PM
My PSP and my phone. :thumbup:
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Post by: Queen Victoria on July 18, 2010, 09:07:12 PM
Wouldn't you like to know :zoinks:


All right, I admit it.  I'm touching Parts.

Yes, but which parts?  :P
Ah, that's for us to know and you to find out, as our Mom's used to say.
Title: Re: what are you touching right now?
Post by: P7PSP on July 18, 2010, 11:11:34 PM
My PSP and my phone. :thumbup:
My P7PSP lower left, with USPf 9 top, USPc 40 top left and USPf 45 lower right. I like the name P7PSP but it was a nuisance for people to type.
(http://i26.tinypic.com/2rrvy46.jpg)
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 18, 2010, 11:25:21 PM
My PSP and my phone. :thumbup:
My P7PSP lower left, with USPf 9 top, USPc 40 top left and USPf 45 lower right. I like the name P7PSP but it was a nuisance for people to type.
(http://i26.tinypic.com/2rrvy46.jpg)

Why are you touching your P7PSP now?  :orly:
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Post by: Charlotte Quin on July 19, 2010, 05:09:14 AM
A webcam I'm trying to figure out how to use
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Post by: odeon on July 19, 2010, 06:31:35 AM
My touchpad. :orly:
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Post by: odeon on July 19, 2010, 06:32:01 AM
Isn't it obvious what I'm touching when I'm writing?

Methinks you sound a bit defensive. Tell us what ELSE you are touching!  :zoinks:

:eyebrows:
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Post by: P7PSP on July 19, 2010, 06:30:52 PM
My PSP and my phone. :thumbup:
My P7PSP lower left, with USPf 9 top, USPc 40 top left and USPf 45 lower right. I like the name P7PSP but it was a nuisance for people to type.
(http://i26.tinypic.com/2rrvy46.jpg)

Why are you touching your P7PSP now?  :orly:
To be sure the balance was still there.
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 19, 2010, 07:14:24 PM
My PSP and my phone. :thumbup:
My P7PSP lower left, with USPf 9 top, USPc 40 top left and USPf 45 lower right. I like the name P7PSP but it was a nuisance for people to type.
(http://i26.tinypic.com/2rrvy46.jpg)

Why are you touching your P7PSP now?  :orly:
To be sure the balance was still there.

And was it?  :orly:
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Post by: P7PSP on July 19, 2010, 07:16:38 PM
My PSP and my phone. :thumbup:
My P7PSP lower left, with USPf 9 top, USPc 40 top left and USPf 45 lower right. I like the name P7PSP but it was a nuisance for people to type.
(http://i26.tinypic.com/2rrvy46.jpg)

Why are you touching your P7PSP now?  :orly:
To be sure the balance was still there.

And was it?  :orly:
Oh yes, the P7PSP sits right into the hand nicely. The grip heavy balance that makes it so good for range use sucks for carry purposes.
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Post by: SBI_Patience on July 19, 2010, 07:19:55 PM
My PSP and my phone. :thumbup:
My P7PSP lower left, with USPf 9 top, USPc 40 top left and USPf 45 lower right. I like the name P7PSP but it was a nuisance for people to type.
(http://i26.tinypic.com/2rrvy46.jpg)

Why are you touching your P7PSP now?  :orly:
To be sure the balance was still there.

And was it?  :orly:
Oh yes, the P7PSP sits right into the hand nicely. The grip heavy balance that makes it so good for range use sucks for carry purposes.

I find that pretty funny its actually called a P7PSP, how much does P7PSP weigh?
Yet all these guns look pretty identical to me.
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Post by: P7PSP on July 19, 2010, 07:24:43 PM
My PSP and my phone. :thumbup:
My P7PSP lower left, with USPf 9 top, USPc 40 top left and USPf 45 lower right. I like the name P7PSP but it was a nuisance for people to type.
(http://i26.tinypic.com/2rrvy46.jpg)

Why are you touching your P7PSP now?  :orly:
To be sure the balance was still there.

And was it?  :orly:
Oh yes, the P7PSP sits right into the hand nicely. The grip heavy balance that makes it so good for range use sucks for carry purposes.

I find that pretty funny its actually called a P7PSP, how much does P7PSP weigh?
Yet all these guns look pretty identical to me.
32.6 ounces loaded with 9 124 grain +P Winchester Bonded RA9BA Jacketed Hollowpoints.
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Post by: Eclair on July 20, 2010, 03:25:11 AM
I just touched a salt and vinegar crisp....well several, really....and strangely, they all eventually ended up in my mouth.
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 20, 2010, 05:35:13 AM
I just touched a salt and vinegar crisp....well several, really....and strangely, they all eventually ended up in my mouth.

That's really weird! Must be some rare medical condition!  :orly:
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Post by: odeon on July 20, 2010, 04:52:04 PM
The Crisp Syndrome. Terrible, terrible thing.
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 20, 2010, 07:38:23 PM
The Crisp Syndrome. Terrible, terrible thing.

Another challenge for medical research!  :nerd!:
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Post by: SBI_Patience on July 20, 2010, 07:54:29 PM
My Touchpad and the keyboard. :viking:
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Post by: DirtDawg on July 20, 2010, 08:15:37 PM
The Crisp Syndrome. Terrible, terrible thing.


OK, so do we need another thread titled:  "WHY THE FUCK ARE TOUCHING ... "

Terrible, indeed, but why?

I hope an answer is not too stressful or too personal.  (check my historical posts to confirm this emotion within yourself)





GOD SAVE US ALL ...  from personal answers to meaningless posts.


's Up O'man?
Title: Re: what are you touching right now?
Post by: odeon on July 21, 2010, 04:42:03 PM
The Crisp Syndrome. Terrible, terrible thing.

Another challenge for medical research!  :nerd!:

The condition can be managed but it cannot be cured.
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Post by: odeon on July 21, 2010, 04:44:02 PM
The Crisp Syndrome. Terrible, terrible thing.


OK, so do we need another thread titled:  "WHY THE FUCK ARE TOUCHING ... "

Terrible, indeed, but why?

I hope an answer is not too stressful or too personal.  (check my historical posts to confirm this emotion within yourself)





GOD SAVE US ALL ...  from personal answers to meaningless posts.


's Up O'man?

Eating way too much crisps and such, and so having trouble keeping me in a shape even remotely approaching acceptable. But that's about it. Nothing more meaningful than that.
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Post by: DirtDawg on July 22, 2010, 03:58:31 PM
The Crisp Syndrome. Terrible, terrible thing.


OK, so do we need another thread titled:  "WHY THE FUCK ARE TOUCHING ... "

Terrible, indeed, but why?

I hope an answer is not too stressful or too personal.  (check my historical posts to confirm this emotion within yourself)





GOD SAVE US ALL ...  from personal answers to meaningless posts.


's Up O'man?

Eating way too much crisps and such, and so having trouble keeping me in a shape even remotely approaching acceptable. But that's about it. Nothing more meaningful than that.


I cal that, "table muscles."

I am quite accomplished within an arm's reach of a table with food on it.
 :viking:
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Post by: odeon on July 22, 2010, 04:01:06 PM
Table muscles? I'll have to remember that one.
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 22, 2010, 04:26:50 PM
Table muscles? I'll have to remember that one.

I am the world's petite-sized table muscles bodybuilding champion! 


reaching for that food that I dropped on top of my shoe ----->  :situp:
Title: Re: what are you touching right now?
Post by: Lemon Aguilera on July 23, 2010, 07:37:22 AM
keyboard and mouse.
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Post by: Lemon Aguilera on July 23, 2010, 07:37:49 AM
the crisp syndrome is calling chips crisps.
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Post by: Charlotte Quin on July 23, 2010, 09:16:26 AM
My upper lip which I'm knawing on.
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Post by: Lemon Aguilera on July 23, 2010, 09:34:12 AM
shit, i'm doing the same thing! we're liptwins!
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Post by: Lemon Aguilera on July 23, 2010, 09:34:32 AM
actually i was gnawing on my lower lip.
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Post by: odeon on July 23, 2010, 12:38:54 PM
the crisp syndrome is calling chips crisps.

It's a comorbid but it's not the syndrome itself. :orly:
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Post by: Lemon Aguilera on July 23, 2010, 02:13:29 PM
no it's the central point of the whole thing! darn brits. :P
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Post by: DirtDawg on July 23, 2010, 03:24:07 PM
My newly found iPod Classic. (120 GB device with a nice leather case  ???)   It was just lying there, in perfectly good working order and it had not yet been run over by a car.  (I suppose this could be  one of the perks of working at a BB store - LoL)

I thought about trying to turn it in somewhere, but that only lasted about two seconds.

Not everyday you find a two hundred dollar rock in a parking lot.  The music is all rap, as far as I can tell.  I will probably sell this to a co worker, since I refuse to have any Apple things on my computer.



I know, this is the least desirable of the iPod thingies, but hell, what was I going to do?   ...   not pick it up?

 I even pick up pennies and nickles when I see them.
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 23, 2010, 04:21:23 PM
shit, i'm doing the same thing! we're liptwins!

Consider us triplets!  :2thumbsup:
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Post by: odeon on July 23, 2010, 04:56:32 PM
no it's the central point of the whole thing! darn brits. :P

They ARE crisps. you can't call "chips" "crisps" cause every chip shop would have to close.
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Post by: 'andersom' on July 24, 2010, 05:03:31 PM
qwerty-keyboard and left knee.
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Post by: P7PSP on July 24, 2010, 07:13:50 PM
Nothing, I am levitating and posting via telekinesis.
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 24, 2010, 08:05:58 PM
Nothing, I am levitating and posting via telekinesis.

Can you also work  by telekinesis? Think of the time you could spend at the beach instead of in the refinery!  :orly:
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Post by: P7PSP on July 24, 2010, 08:07:03 PM
Nothing, I am levitating and posting via telekinesis.

Can you also work  by telekinesis? Think of the time you could spend at the beach instead of in the refinery!  :orly:
Good idea but it only works when there are no witnesses to distract me.
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Post by: Queen Victoria on July 24, 2010, 08:27:50 PM
Nothing, I am levitating and posting via telekinesis.

Can you also work  by telekinesis? Think of the time you could spend at the beach instead of in the refinery!  :orly:
Good idea but it only works when there are no witnesses to distract me.

I am touching the hearts of everyone on Intensity Squared (snicker, guffaw, yeah right)
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Post by: P7PSP on July 24, 2010, 08:35:16 PM
Nothing, I am levitating and posting via telekinesis.

Can you also work  by telekinesis? Think of the time you could spend at the beach instead of in the refinery!  :orly:
Good idea but it only works when there are no witnesses to distract me.

I am touching the hearts of everyone on Intensity Squared (snicker, guffaw, yeah right)
:woohoo:   Oh you said hearts.  :'(
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 24, 2010, 08:38:50 PM
Nothing, I am levitating and posting via telekinesis.

Can you also work  by telekinesis? Think of the time you could spend at the beach instead of in the refinery!  :orly:
Good idea but it only works when there are no witnesses to distract me.

I am touching the hearts of everyone on Intensity Squared (snicker, guffaw, yeah right)
:woohoo:   Oh you said hearts.  :'(

Weakling, you have to be careful around these I2 men! They are very easily set off!  :sex?:  :lolhit:
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Post by: Queen Victoria on July 24, 2010, 08:43:09 PM
Nothing, I am levitating and posting via telekinesis.

Can you also work  by telekinesis? Think of the time you could spend at the beach instead of in the refinery!  :orly:
Good idea but it only works when there are no witnesses to distract me.

I am touching the hearts of everyone on Intensity Squared (snicker, guffaw, yeah right)
:woohoo:   Oh you said hearts.  :'(



Weakling, you have to be careful around these I2 men! They are very easily set off!  :sex?:  :lolhit:

Oh.  Do the guys have premature adoration or premature ejaculation?
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 24, 2010, 08:44:42 PM
Nothing, I am levitating and posting via telekinesis.

Can you also work  by telekinesis? Think of the time you could spend at the beach instead of in the refinery!  :orly:
Good idea but it only works when there are no witnesses to distract me.

I am touching the hearts of everyone on Intensity Squared (snicker, guffaw, yeah right)
:woohoo:   Oh you said hearts.  :'(



Weakling, you have to be careful around these I2 men! They are very easily set off!  :sex?:  :lolhit:

Oh.  Do the guys have premature adoration or premature ejaculation?

Premature adoration, I would say, judging by the requests I have seen for boobs to be posted. As for the rest, I have no idea!  :laugh:
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Post by: P7PSP on July 24, 2010, 11:05:16 PM
I spilled a latte is all.  :-[
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 24, 2010, 11:08:20 PM
I spilled a latte is all.  :-[

Awwww, I hope it cleans up easily.  :(
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Post by: odeon on July 25, 2010, 05:07:09 PM
My keyboard. dur.
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Post by: Queen Victoria on July 25, 2010, 05:09:54 PM
My computer keyboard, pillow on chair, feet on chair mat, my clothes, the air, etc.
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on August 13, 2010, 06:37:11 AM
I keep touching my HAIR, especially the knot! I love the texture of knotted hair,
even though it's not good for my hair to keep twisting it up like this. What the hell, it grows out fast!  :laugh:
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Post by: odeon on August 13, 2010, 03:31:56 PM
My mouse. :zoinks:
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Post by: 'andersom' on August 13, 2010, 03:54:39 PM
Does it squeak?
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Post by: odeon on August 13, 2010, 03:55:31 PM
I'm being gentle so... no.
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 17, 2010, 08:52:56 AM
I am touching my mouse too! I got rid of the mouse pads, because I recently had
a hand wart (now gone) and don't want to re-infect myself.   :nerdy:
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Post by: kaileen on November 17, 2010, 08:59:31 AM
keyboard..and my foot.. :dunno:
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 17, 2010, 09:00:01 AM
keyboard..and my foot.. :dunno:

Why your foot? Does it itch?   :orly:
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Post by: kaileen on November 17, 2010, 09:02:01 AM
no :D i'm sitting on the the bed, in kinda weird position, and somehow my hand touches my foot :D
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 17, 2010, 09:02:44 AM
no :D i'm sitting on the the bed, in kinda weird position, and somehow my hand touches my foot :D

You're on your laptop then, right?   :idea:
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Post by: kaileen on November 17, 2010, 09:03:29 AM
no :D i'm sitting on the the bed, in kinda weird position, and somehow my hand touches my foot :D

You're on your laptop then, right?   :idea:

yes! :D
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 17, 2010, 09:04:48 AM
no :D i'm sitting on the the bed, in kinda weird position, and somehow my hand touches my foot :D

You're on your laptop then, right?   :idea:

yes! :D

I figured it out, scientifically!   :nerd!:
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Post by: kaileen on November 17, 2010, 09:07:37 AM
no :D i'm sitting on the the bed, in kinda weird position, and somehow my hand touches my foot :D

You're on your laptop then, right?   :idea:

yes! :D

I figured it out, scientifically!   :nerd!:

wooow  :2thumbsup:
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Post by: RageBeoulve on November 17, 2010, 09:21:48 AM
Shes batan.
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 17, 2010, 10:52:20 AM
Shes batan.

Who's batan? My Google search doesn't look very promising.   :orly:
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Post by: RageBeoulve on November 17, 2010, 11:42:00 AM
 :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 17, 2010, 11:47:22 AM
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

What?  :blonde:
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Post by: odeon on November 17, 2010, 04:12:08 PM
My laptop's keyboard.
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Post by: richard on November 17, 2010, 05:38:15 PM
My fire agate
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Post by: kaileen on November 24, 2010, 08:25:28 AM
my pants..and keyboard
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 24, 2010, 09:00:37 AM
MOUSY!  :laugh:



I got rid of my mousepads but that's OK, the top of the desk is not that slick. Mousy is fine without a pad.  :thumbup:
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Post by: odeon on November 24, 2010, 03:26:21 PM
My keyboard.
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Post by: richard on November 29, 2010, 08:53:56 PM
My fucking Ferrari.
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Post by: richard on December 05, 2010, 12:02:05 PM
a coffee cup
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on December 05, 2010, 12:04:02 PM
My fucking Ferrari.

You don't have a Ferrari!  :zoinks:
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Post by: odeon on December 05, 2010, 05:03:37 PM
My keyboard.
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Post by: richard on December 05, 2010, 05:11:39 PM
My fire agate
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Post by: odeon on December 06, 2010, 04:06:16 PM
The laptop's touchpad.
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Post by: 'andersom' on December 07, 2010, 01:58:08 AM
keyboard and cat.
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Post by: odeon on December 08, 2010, 12:03:09 PM
Type on the cat and stroke the keyboard?
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Post by: Queen Victoria on December 08, 2010, 04:09:39 PM
Type on the cat and stroke the keyboard?


:asthing:  Literally an autistic exercise.
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Post by: odeon on December 08, 2010, 04:57:22 PM
Stroke the cat until it strokes and type on the keyboard until you know what type it is?
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Post by: richard on December 09, 2010, 11:20:28 AM
coffee cup
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Post by: odeon on December 10, 2010, 01:15:27 PM
Mouse. :eyebrows:
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Post by: richard on December 16, 2010, 01:36:47 PM
my shoulder hurts  :(
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Post by: Scrapheap on December 16, 2010, 02:15:00 PM
Do you mean, besides my cock??
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Post by: odeon on December 16, 2010, 02:57:33 PM
My TOUCHpad. :zoinks:
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Post by: richard on December 31, 2010, 05:41:15 PM
my coffee cup
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Post by: Callaway on January 01, 2011, 12:22:28 AM
Laptop, mouse, couch, pillow behind my back.
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Post by: RageBeoulve on January 05, 2011, 09:17:58 AM
Chair, mouse, table, clothes, atoms, billions of microorganisms, dust, dustmites, and other people's minds.  :laugh:
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Post by: Semicolon on January 05, 2011, 11:02:33 AM
Chair, mouse, table, clothes, atoms, billions of microorganisms, dust, dustmites, and other people's minds.  :laugh:

You and Chair are an item? I never would have guessed. :laugh:
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Post by: RageBeoulve on January 05, 2011, 11:32:22 AM
Chair, mouse, table, clothes, atoms, billions of microorganisms, dust, dustmites, and other people's minds.  :laugh:

You and Chair are an item? I never would have guessed. :laugh:

I see what you did there. :M
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Post by: TheoK on July 11, 2013, 11:05:03 PM
Crus meum sinistrum  :orly:
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Post by: Jesse on July 19, 2013, 09:32:05 AM
green blue tourmaline
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Post by: odeon on July 24, 2013, 10:31:24 AM
The laptop keyboard. Dur. :P
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Post by: AspieMomma on July 24, 2013, 02:59:41 PM
Twirlin' my hair.
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Post by: MLA on July 24, 2013, 03:34:30 PM
 :-[
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Post by: odeon on July 25, 2013, 02:39:47 AM
No shame in twirling your hair. :P
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Post by: AspieMomma on July 25, 2013, 04:43:53 AM
It is one of those few socially acceptable stimmy things I can get away with. 

I have a bad habit of picking at my fingers instead of finger flicking like I did when I was a kid.  Hair twirling keeps me from doing that.

I think Possum was twirling something else. ;)
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Post by: RageBeoulve on July 25, 2013, 01:21:57 PM
I'm twirling my chest beard.
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Post by: Jesse on July 26, 2013, 12:25:33 PM
My hand is headed for mr. happy!
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Post by: Semicolon on July 27, 2013, 11:14:56 PM
My hand is headed for mr. happy!

We know. :M
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Post by: skyblue1 on August 06, 2013, 12:52:24 PM
Keyboard and mouse
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Post by: RageBeoulve on August 06, 2013, 01:32:36 PM
My hand is headed for mr. happy!

Ok that's creepy considering what I said before that.
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Post by: Beardy McFuckface on August 06, 2013, 02:03:42 PM
My hand is headed for mr. happy!

BFP.
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Post by: Jesse on August 22, 2013, 06:56:19 PM
beauty and the beast. will you relax

rage I swear that was a mere coincidence!
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Post by: sg1008 on August 22, 2013, 07:01:46 PM
My teeth. Also my keyboard.
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Post by: skyblue1 on August 30, 2013, 07:30:02 PM
mouse
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Post by: Jesse on August 31, 2013, 09:06:29 AM
Nothing. (well after I get done typing this that is, :orly:)
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Post by: sg1008 on September 01, 2013, 12:37:51 PM
My back. And the laptop.
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Post by: Jesse on September 01, 2013, 06:30:45 PM
My nuts. smothered in underwears,  :swords: :ninja:
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Post by: skyblue1 on September 21, 2013, 10:46:03 PM
mouse & keyboard
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Post by: P7PSP on September 22, 2013, 01:03:53 AM
I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may tend to incriminate me.  :police:
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 22, 2013, 01:07:32 AM
It is one of those few socially acceptable stimmy things I can get away with. 

I have a bad habit of picking at my fingers instead of finger flicking like I did when I was a kid.  Hair twirling keeps me from doing that.

I think Possum was twirling something else. ;)

  I am a hair twirler too and I have the knots to prove it.  :P
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 22, 2013, 01:09:34 AM
I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may tend to incriminate me.  :police:

  Stealing internet service is a felony, sir.  You'll have to come with us.   :police:  :'(  :police:
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Post by: P7PSP on September 22, 2013, 01:11:44 AM
I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may tend to incriminate me.  :police:

  Stealing internet service is a felony, sir.  You'll have to come with us.   :police:  :'(  :police:
:litigious: :litigious: :litigious:
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 22, 2013, 01:16:04 AM
I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may tend to incriminate me.  :police:

  Stealing internet service is a felony, sir.  You'll have to come with us.   :police:  :'(  :police:
:litigious: :litigious: :litigious:

  I'm the negotiator from the SWAT team. :cbc: You really should cooperate with me.
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Post by: Jesse on September 22, 2013, 11:31:37 AM
Tourmaline.  :green:
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Post by: P7PSP on September 22, 2013, 11:33:17 AM
Tourmaline.  :green:
:viking:
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Post by: conlang returns on September 22, 2013, 05:22:56 PM
My greasy forehead.
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Post by: Jesse on September 23, 2013, 01:37:59 PM
My ring. and gemstone collection
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Post by: odeon on September 27, 2013, 01:55:42 PM
I don't see how this thread can ever contain anything else than "my keyboard". :tard:
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Post by: 'andersom' on September 28, 2013, 01:46:55 AM
I don't see how this thread can ever contain anything else than "my keyboard". :tard:

There's more than one hand on most people. And some people may type with a pencil, pressed between their lips. Who knows where the other hand, or both hands, may wander.

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Post by: odeon on September 29, 2013, 11:33:12 AM
I don't see how this thread can ever contain anything else than "my keyboard". :tard:

There's more than one hand on most people. And some people may type with a pencil, pressed between their lips. Who knows where the other hand, or both hands, may wander.

To the mouse?
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Post by: 'andersom' on September 30, 2013, 03:43:29 AM
I don't see how this thread can ever contain anything else than "my keyboard". :tard:

There's more than one hand on most people. And some people may type with a pencil, pressed between their lips. Who knows where the other hand, or both hands, may wander.

To the mouse?

That is where my right hand goes, to post this post.
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Post by: Semicolon on September 30, 2013, 02:38:35 PM
I don't see how this thread can ever contain anything else than "my keyboard". :tard:

There's more than one hand on most people. And some people may type with a pencil, pressed between their lips. Who knows where the other hand, or both hands, may wander.

To the mouse?

That is where my right hand goes, to post this post.

Shall the left hand remain undefined? :orly:
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Post by: 'andersom' on September 30, 2013, 05:15:42 PM
I don't see how this thread can ever contain anything else than "my keyboard". :tard:

There's more than one hand on most people. And some people may type with a pencil, pressed between their lips. Who knows where the other hand, or both hands, may wander.

To the mouse?

That is where my right hand goes, to post this post.

Shall the left hand remain undefined? :orly:

My left hand should not know what my right hand is doing, and vice versa. Yet, they are obliged to work together too. It is a mystery and a miracle. I can not disclose any more without getting in trouble with my hands.
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Post by: Semicolon on September 30, 2013, 05:44:27 PM
I don't see how this thread can ever contain anything else than "my keyboard". :tard:

There's more than one hand on most people. And some people may type with a pencil, pressed between their lips. Who knows where the other hand, or both hands, may wander.

To the mouse?

That is where my right hand goes, to post this post.

Shall the left hand remain undefined? :orly:

My left hand should not know what my right hand is doing, and vice versa. Yet, they are obliged to work together too. It is a mystery and a miracle. I can not disclose any more without getting in trouble with my hands.

You should work for the American federal government. ;)
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Post by: 'andersom' on October 01, 2013, 12:25:10 AM
I don't see how this thread can ever contain anything else than "my keyboard". :tard:

There's more than one hand on most people. And some people may type with a pencil, pressed between their lips. Who knows where the other hand, or both hands, may wander.

To the mouse?

That is where my right hand goes, to post this post.

Shall the left hand remain undefined? :orly:

My left hand should not know what my right hand is doing, and vice versa. Yet, they are obliged to work together too. It is a mystery and a miracle. I can not disclose any more without getting in trouble with my hands.

You should work for the American federal government. ;)
For the sake of European counter espionage.  :flyingbat:




I will be reading all your online secrets.  :mischief:
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Post by: sg1008 on October 06, 2013, 07:03:19 PM
My foot. And the laptop.
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Post by: odeon on October 15, 2013, 11:00:17 PM
The touchpad and the keyboard.
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Post by: 'andersom' on October 17, 2013, 01:53:51 PM
A lot. Arm between cat and desk, other arm resting on desk too. Hands are touching keyboard. Body is touching clothes. Feet are touching a kind of inflated thingy with soft points. But is feeling a chair through the clothes. Tears from yawning are touching my cheeks, or my cheeks are touching those tears. And I did leave out more detailed information.
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Post by: TheoK on October 17, 2013, 07:01:17 PM
Barbam meam  8)
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 30, 2016, 05:50:35 AM
My mouse!  :2thumbsup:

     The irony, it burns!  :trollface:
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Post by: renaeden on January 30, 2016, 10:54:02 PM
My leg is against the cat. I am touching my Kindle.
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 03, 2016, 04:58:35 PM
  My keyboard.  Well duh.  :P
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Post by: odeon on March 28, 2016, 01:00:34 PM
  My keyboard.  Well duh.  :P

This. :P
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on March 29, 2016, 04:42:49 AM
  Just touched my metopic ridge.  Yup, it's still there.  Proud of it!  :trollskull:
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Post by: odeon on March 30, 2016, 03:07:11 PM
Yeah, but what are you touching now?
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on March 30, 2016, 07:42:53 PM
Yeah, but what are you touching now?

  Keyboard!  Posting while my laundry gets done!   :spitscreen:
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Post by: WolFish on April 06, 2016, 05:58:41 AM
Yeah, but what are you touching now?

  Keyboard!  Posting while my laundry gets done!   :spitscreen:
mostly the mouse.
sometimes the keyboard. the mice don't touch the keyboard.
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Post by: Parts on April 06, 2016, 10:12:09 AM
Laptop and my mouse
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Post by: 'andersom' on April 06, 2016, 10:57:36 AM
Laptop and my mouse

That sounds kinky.  :eyebrows:
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 07, 2016, 06:23:31 AM
  Keyboard and mouse only.  I'm on a mission!   :spitscreen:
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Post by: odeon on April 07, 2016, 01:34:54 PM
What kind of mission?
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 07, 2016, 02:19:28 PM
What kind of mission?

  A postwhoring mssion!  Soon to be followed by a mission to get my workplace on TV.  :tv:
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Post by: odeon on April 09, 2016, 08:11:29 AM
What kind of mission?

  A postwhoring mssion!  Soon to be followed by a mission to get my workplace on TV.  :tv:

Oh, that kind of mission.

Mine is simpler. I just post if I have the time. :P
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 16, 2016, 09:06:36 AM
What kind of mission?

  A postwhoring mssion!  Soon to be followed by a mission to get my workplace on TV.  :tv:

Oh, that kind of mission.

Mine is simpler. I just post if I have the time. :P

  Priorities!  If it's truly important to you, you will make time.  :M :P
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on December 19, 2016, 12:46:33 PM
  I'm touching greatness.  Just a few more posts ...  :2thumbsup:
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Post by: Gopher Gary on December 19, 2016, 08:56:12 PM
  I'm touching greatness.  Just a few more posts ...  :2thumbsup:

I'm touching your butt.  :zoinks:
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on December 20, 2016, 05:53:21 AM
  I'm touching greatness.  Just a few more posts ...  :2thumbsup:

I'm touching your butt.  :zoinks:

  Got my finger on the trigger.  :tooledup: (http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_3_108.gif)
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Post by: Queen Victoria on December 20, 2016, 11:26:57 AM
The keyboard. 

(A memory just popped into my mind.  I was using the computer and PA said in awe, "You're not looking at the keyboard!"  Uh, yeah, back in the dark ages (1960's)  business majors had to take office machines - adding machines and typewriters.) 
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Post by: renaeden on December 20, 2016, 11:17:42 PM
Kayleigh can type like that too. I'm envious. The only keys I don't have to look at are the backspace key and the spacebar.

It's a cool skill and I'm in awe of it too.
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Post by: 'andersom' on December 21, 2016, 03:00:02 AM
Kayleigh can type like that too. I'm envious. The only keys I don't have to look at are the backspace key and the spacebar.

It's a cool skill and I'm in awe of it too.

Have a look if there are affordable online courses. Some offer free starter lessons, so you can see if it would work for you to follow their method.

It will make your typing much faster over time.

I did a course on a mechanical typewriter when I was 12. Only just made it to meet the minimum of attacks a minute to get my certificate.

Did an online test a while ago. I got so much faster over the years, not only because the keyboards got that much lighter to operate.
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Post by: renaeden on December 21, 2016, 03:53:02 AM
There are free online courses - I found a good one that didn't use timing to get typing right - but I would have to spend quite a lot of time at it. At the moment I'm getting through an Excel course online. After I finish that I give the typing one a go.

When I was at school in 1991 I had typing classes (on typewriters). I was awful at them and didn't learn a thing.
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on December 21, 2016, 06:22:12 AM
Kayleigh can type like that too. I'm envious. The only keys I don't have to look at are the backspace key and the spacebar.

It's a cool skill and I'm in awe of it too.

  My brother tok a typing class in high school and kept the skills.  He impresses co-workers
   with his speed!  Meanwhile, I use two fingers and watch the keyboard the whole time.  :autism:
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Post by: 'andersom' on December 21, 2016, 06:35:06 AM
There are free online courses - I found a good one that didn't use timing to get typing right - but I would have to spend quite a lot of time at it. At the moment I'm getting through an Excel course online. After I finish that I give the typing one a go.

When I was at school in 1991 I had typing classes (on typewriters). I was awful at them and didn't learn a thing.

Just five minutes a day would already work. Something to do in a break. As long as you don't stress about the speed of your typing, it will help. Accuracy is what to focus on. Speed will come over the years.
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Post by: Icequeen on December 21, 2016, 06:36:06 AM
Keyboard.

Between an online course and typing shit out for ebay all the time, that's how I really finally learned to type.

Had typing in high school for half the year, my teacher was way past retirement age...just about deaf, blind and had the heat jacked up in her room to about 80...the machines were manual behemoths probably as old as her. The kids used to stand up all the sudden and walk out...she'd follow...thinking it was a fire drill and then we'd stand around outside for half the class. 

My dad and mom taught me the basics on a "new" blue 100lb monster of an IBM electric typewriter at my dad's workplace so that I could actually pass the class. I would love to find one of those vintage monsters just to play with it again. :LOL:
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on December 21, 2016, 06:37:42 AM
  I found a typing course in one of my mother's magazines way back in about 1979 or '80.
   I had the use of an ancient manual typewriter.  I tried, but the exercises were so dull. 
   Never learned.  I just use my right index finger and my left middle finger.  :tard:
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Post by: renaeden on December 21, 2016, 07:39:34 PM
I found a typing course in one of my mother's magazines way back in about 1979 or '80.
 I had the use of an ancient manual typewriter.  I tried, but the exercises were so dull. 
 Never learned.  I just use my right index finger and my left middle finger.  :tard:

And I use my left index finger and my right middle finger!
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Post by: Gopher Gary on December 21, 2016, 08:55:08 PM
All this finger talk is making think naughty.  :zoinks:
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on December 22, 2016, 07:27:35 AM
I found a typing course in one of my mother's magazines way back in about 1979 or '80.
 I had the use of an ancient manual typewriter.  I tried, but the exercises were so dull. 
 Never learned.  I just use my right index finger and my left middle finger.  :tard:

And I use my left index finger and my right middle finger!

  You're left-handed, right?  Did you already say so and I forgot?  :autism:
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on December 22, 2016, 07:29:08 AM
All this finger talk is making think naughty.  :zoinks:

  Got my fingers on the triggers. (http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_3_108.gif) :litigious:
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Post by: renaeden on December 22, 2016, 07:52:41 AM
I found a typing course in one of my mother's magazines way back in about 1979 or '80.
 I had the use of an ancient manual typewriter.  I tried, but the exercises were so dull. 
 Never learned.  I just use my right index finger and my left middle finger.  :tard:

And I use my left index finger and my right middle finger!

You're left-handed, right?  Did you already say so and I forgot?  :autism:
Yep, I am left-handed.
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on December 22, 2016, 07:54:57 AM
I found a typing course in one of my mother's magazines way back in about 1979 or '80.
 I had the use of an ancient manual typewriter.  I tried, but the exercises were so dull. 
 Never learned.  I just use my right index finger and my left middle finger.  :tard:

And I use my left index finger and my right middle finger!

You're left-handed, right?  Did you already say so and I forgot?  :autism:
Yep, I am left-handed.

  What's the greatest inconvenience you encounter in this largely right-handed world?  :orly:
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Post by: renaeden on December 22, 2016, 08:00:47 AM
Well, when I was at uni, the lecture hall desks were made for right-handers in that they were shaped so that right-handers could rest their right elbow on the desk while taking notes. My left arm had nothing to lean on! :bigcry:
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on December 22, 2016, 08:07:51 AM
Well, when I was at uni, the lecture hall desks were made for right-handers in that they were shaped so that right-handers could rest their right elbow on the desk while taking notes. My left arm had nothing to lean on! :bigcry:

  Poor left arm!  I wish they'd had a few lefty desks for you. :thumbdn:
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Post by: odeon on December 22, 2016, 04:50:33 PM
Touching my keyboard. Duh!
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Post by: Gopher Gary on December 30, 2016, 04:48:59 PM
Touching my keyboard. Duh!

I'm touching your butt too.  :zoinks:
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Post by: odeon on December 31, 2016, 04:32:17 AM
Touching my keyboard. Duh!

I'm touching your butt too.  :zoinks:

And I thought it was... never mind. :-[
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Post by: renaeden on December 31, 2016, 10:22:06 PM
Touching my Kindle, pillow and bed.
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 01, 2017, 06:40:55 AM
  Keyboard and mouse, duh.  :zoinks: