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Title: Fucking Bengay
Post by: Gluey on May 17, 2010, 09:23:25 PM
Today after swimming in the pool I slathered on some Bengay for my back after getting changed. All of a sudden my body felt like it was doused in gasoline and lit on fire I looked at the tube of Bengay and it said "Ultra Strength" I was all "OH SHIT!'THIS STUFF IS STRONG" I ran into the change room and stripped my clothes off like some hippie on LSD freaking out and the old women in the change room were looking at me like I was a lunatic.

When I go swimming theirs only old women during that time of day no girls my age to judge me so I didn't care about being naked just the fact that I was in so much pain. They need to have a warning label on these things. FML.

Bengay is such a crappy name. I got it just cause it was cheaper than Rub A 35
Title: Re: Fucking Bengay
Post by: Blasted on May 17, 2010, 10:04:22 PM
I googled it and apparently it's toxic if used in excess :P
Title: Re: Fucking Bengay
Post by: Phlexor on May 17, 2010, 10:05:05 PM
Don't get it on your tampons.
Title: Re: Fucking Bengay
Post by: Frolic_Fun on May 17, 2010, 10:23:54 PM
She'll use it as lube next.
Title: Re: Fucking Bengay
Post by: Phlexor on May 17, 2010, 10:26:51 PM
 :o
Title: Re: Fucking Bengay
Post by: Scrapheap on May 17, 2010, 11:21:54 PM
Bengay on your family jewels hurts like you woudn't believe.  :o
Title: Re: Fucking Bengay
Post by: Gluey on May 18, 2010, 12:10:42 AM
i got some on right now but ti think it hurted cause it mixed in with the dried chlorine.
Title: Re: Fucking Bengay
Post by: Gluey on May 18, 2010, 12:11:55 AM
She'll use it as lube next.

If there was a show like Jackass but with girls they would be doing this kind of thing. But the majority girls aren't fun like that.
Title: Re: Fucking Bengay
Post by: punkdrew on May 18, 2010, 06:55:27 AM
I hate the smell and the feel of Ben-gay. And what a stupid name! I mean, come on! It sounds like lube for gay men! I agree with ya, Gluey: Tiger Balm is the bomb.
Title: Re: Fucking Bengay
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 18, 2010, 06:56:24 AM
Bengay on your family jewels hurts like you woudn't believe.  :o

And what was it doing there in the first place? :hahaha:
Title: Re: Fucking Bengay
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 18, 2010, 07:04:23 AM
Today after swimming in the pool I slathered on some Bengay for my back after getting changed. All of a sudden my body felt like it was doused in gasoline and lit on fire I looked at the tube of Bengay and it said "Ultra Strength" I was all "OH SHIT!'THIS STUFF IS STRONG" I ran into the change room and stripped my clothes off like some hippie on LSD freaking out and the old women in the change room were looking at me like I was a lunatic.

When I go swimming theirs only old women during that time of day no girls my age to judge me so I didn't care about being naked just the fact that I was in so much pain. They need to have a warning label on these things. FML.

Bengay is such a crappy name. I got it just cause it was cheaper than Rub A 35


Have you tried something like the Icy Hot Patch?
Title: Re: Fucking Bengay
Post by: RageBeoulve on May 18, 2010, 07:17:44 AM
Don't listen to these guys people. If you put icy hot on your genitals is makes for a GREAT mastubatory experience. Really! Feels good man. :)

Try it!
Title: Re: Fucking Bengay
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 18, 2010, 07:21:15 AM
Don't listen to these guys people. If you put icy hot on your genitals is makes for a GREAT mastubatory experience. Really! Feels good man. :)

Try it!

 OMG I am afraid now... :runaway:
Title: Re: Fucking Bengay
Post by: Queen Victoria on May 18, 2010, 11:00:46 AM
From Wiokipedia -

Bengay, spelled Ben-Gay prior to 1995, is an analgesic heat rub used to relieve muscle and joint pain. It was developed in France by Dr. Jules Bengué. 

Me -  Leave it to the French to give us a hot time. :asthing:
Title: Re: Fucking Bengay
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 18, 2010, 11:03:52 AM
From Wiokipedia -

Bengay, spelled Ben-Gay prior to 1995, is an analgesic heat rub used to relieve muscle and joint pain. It was developed in France by Dr. Jules Bengué. 

Me -  Leave it to the French to give us a hot time. :asthing:

Freedom fries for everyone! :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fucking Bengay
Post by: Parts on May 18, 2010, 01:57:16 PM
I like the smell of it :laugh:
It's easy to get it where you don't want it if you don't was your hands good after putting it on.  All you have to do is go to the bathroom or rub your eyes
Title: Re: Fucking Bengay
Post by: Diesel on May 18, 2010, 03:01:08 PM
Should have used this.


(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4011/4619905618_56db9016d5_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Fucking Bengay
Post by: Gluey on May 18, 2010, 05:37:46 PM
Aspercream  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Fucking Bengay
Post by: Parts on May 18, 2010, 05:49:38 PM
Just put some Bengay on my wife's shoulder where she could not reach :angel:
Title: Re: Fucking Bengay
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 19, 2010, 05:44:36 AM
Just put some Bengay on my wife's shoulder where she could not reach :angel:

Awwwwwwww, :plus:
Title: Re: Fucking Bengay
Post by: punkdrew on May 19, 2010, 08:27:02 AM
From Wiokipedia -

Bengay, spelled Ben-Gay prior to 1995, is an analgesic heat rub used to relieve muscle and joint pain. It was developed in France by Dr. Jules Bengué. 

Me -  Leave it to the French to give us a hot time. :asthing:

Freedom fries for everyone! :2thumbsup:

Freedom toast for me, thanks. With a side of liberty cabbage.
Title: Re: Fucking Bengay
Post by: RageBeoulve on May 19, 2010, 08:45:46 AM
The guys are all lying, folks. They just don't want you to have all the fun you can have when you put ben-gay on your genitals and rub a lot. Feels reeeeeaal good.

TRY IT!  :green:
Title: Re: Fucking Bengay
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 19, 2010, 07:38:32 PM
From Wiokipedia -

Bengay, spelled Ben-Gay prior to 1995, is an analgesic heat rub used to relieve muscle and joint pain. It was developed in France by Dr. Jules Bengué. 

Me -  Leave it to the French to give us a hot time. :asthing:

Freedom fries for everyone! :2thumbsup:

Freedom toast for me, thanks. With a side of liberty cabbage.

French toast and cabbage?!  Even I  wouldn't eat that!  :sick:





Well, on second thought, I would eat the French toast. :P