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Title: General Razorbeard is a pillow-biting bitch!!!
Post by: Scrapheap on May 17, 2010, 12:49:51 AM
Who is this lurker??

http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?action=profile;u=900

I've noticed a few of these people. Why do people lurk here? I don't get it. Introduce yourself or GTFO!!!  :finger:
Title: Re: General Razorbeard is a pillow-biting bitch!!!
Post by: Phlexor on May 17, 2010, 04:31:53 AM
We are like a soap opera. They tune in each day to get a dose of their 'stories'.
Title: Re: General Razorbeard is a pillow-biting bitch!!!
Post by: odeon on May 17, 2010, 04:33:07 AM
He's a WP spy. :zoinks:
Title: Re: General Razorbeard is a pillow-biting bitch!!!
Post by: Phlexor on May 17, 2010, 04:35:58 AM
What do we do with spies again?
Title: Re: General Razorbeard is a pillow-biting bitch!!!
Post by: odeon on May 17, 2010, 04:36:40 AM
What do we do with spies again?

Embrace them. If they are hawt.
Title: Re: General Razorbeard is a pillow-biting bitch!!!
Post by: 'andersom' on May 17, 2010, 05:10:44 AM
Wouldn't a real sexy spy try to seduce us?

Or is this enigmatic foreplay?
Title: Re: General Razorbeard is a pillow-biting bitch!!!
Post by: Scrapheap on May 17, 2010, 07:51:37 AM
What do we do with spies again?

Embrace them. If they are hawt.

If they're ugly, we shove blunt poles in their asses and hoist them up to laugh at them while they suffer a slow death.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: General Razorbeard is a pillow-biting bitch!!!
Post by: odeon on May 17, 2010, 10:11:35 AM
But, pictures first.
Title: Re: General Razorbeard is a pillow-biting bitch!!!
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on May 17, 2010, 07:58:59 PM
He didn't bite.

Oh well, he's restricted to seeing only a small fraction of the forum by not posting anyway. So if he's an spy, he'll have to post eventually... :zoinks:
Title: Re: General Razorbeard is a pillow-biting bitch!!!
Post by: Parts on May 17, 2010, 08:03:06 PM
Lurking is not brave :thumbdn:
Title: Re: General Razorbeard is a pillow-biting bitch!!!
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on May 17, 2010, 08:06:21 PM
Lurking is not brave :thumbdn:

Although, I usually lurk on a board for at least a month before posting.
Title: Re: General Razorbeard is a pillow-biting bitch!!!
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 17, 2010, 08:11:26 PM
Lurking is not brave :thumbdn:

Although, I usually lurk on a board for at least a month before posting.

I lurked here for months, but only as a guest. Then I got :viking: and registered, and plunged right in!
Title: Re: General Razorbeard is a pillow-biting bitch!!!
Post by: Parts on May 18, 2010, 05:14:04 AM
Lurking is not brave :thumbdn:

Although, I usually lurk on a board for at least a month before posting.

Me too but to registrar and sign in when you don't see anymore than when your a guest
Title: Re: General Razorbeard is a pillow-biting bitch!!!
Post by: odeon on June 13, 2010, 02:54:35 PM
The General lurked here today. And he was around yesterday but didn't log in.
Title: Re: General Razorbeard is a pillow-biting bitch!!!
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 13, 2010, 03:10:51 PM
The General lurked here today. And he was around yesterday but didn't log in.

He has spent time viewing Fiona's and Lit's profiles.  :orly:
Title: Re: General Razorbeard is a pillow-biting bitch!!!
Post by: Parts on June 13, 2010, 03:21:27 PM
I noticed he was about also.  Lets start a thread about him where he can't see it :zoinks:
Title: Re: General Razorbeard is a pillow-biting bitch!!!
Post by: 'andersom' on June 13, 2010, 03:41:46 PM
I noticed he was about also.  Lets start a thread about him where he can't see it :zoinks:

Ooooh, devious.

Let's link to it a lot too then. He should know it's there.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: General Razorbeard is a pillow-biting bitch!!!
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on June 13, 2010, 08:20:22 PM
Oh FFS, that asshole still hasn't posted yet?
Title: Re: General Razorbeard is a pillow-biting bitch!!!
Post by: odeon on June 14, 2010, 12:49:54 AM
Still nothing. Coward.
Title: Re: General Razorbeard is a pillow-biting bitch!!!
Post by: 'andersom' on June 14, 2010, 01:48:17 AM
I noticed he was about also.  Lets start a thread about him where he can't see it :zoinks:

Done (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,14145.msg607240.html#new)
Title: Re: General Razorbeard is a pillow-biting bitch!!!
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on June 14, 2010, 01:53:44 AM
Still, he's missing out on a lot of things by not making 10 posts. He won't be able to see ANY post made in the hidden areas, even if he views the search results from profiles or I2's search engine.  :zoinks:

Yes, I'm repeating myself, but I'm hoping to attract his attention.
Title: Re: General Razorbeard is a pillow-biting bitch!!!
Post by: The_Chosen_One on August 15, 2010, 01:55:30 AM
The General lurked here today. And he was around yesterday but didn't log in.

He has spent time viewing Fiona's and Lit's profiles.  :orly:

Now that's BRAVE!  :arrr:
Title: Re: General Razorbeard is a pillow-biting bitch!!!
Post by: "couldbecousin" on August 15, 2010, 01:56:44 AM
The General lurked here today. And he was around yesterday but didn't log in.

He has spent time viewing Fiona's and Lit's profiles.  :orly:

Now that's BRAVE!  :arrr:

That's sarcasm, right?  :zoinks:
Title: Re: General Razorbeard is a pillow-biting bitch!!!
Post by: The_Chosen_One on August 15, 2010, 02:01:06 AM
The General lurked here today. And he was around yesterday but didn't log in.

He has spent time viewing Fiona's and Lit's profiles.  :orly:

Now that's BRAVE!  :arrr:

That's sarcasm, right?  :zoinks:

Nah, just parodying Lit.
Title: Re: General Razorbeard is a pillow-biting bitch!!!
Post by: "couldbecousin" on August 15, 2010, 02:02:21 AM
The General lurked here today. And he was around yesterday but didn't log in.

He has spent time viewing Fiona's and Lit's profiles.  :orly:

Now that's BRAVE!  :arrr:

That's sarcasm, right?  :zoinks:

Nah, just parodying Lit.

I like the :viking: smiley he inspired/stole/brought here!
Title: Re: General Razorbeard is a pillow-biting bitch!!!
Post by: The_Chosen_One on August 15, 2010, 02:04:15 AM
The General lurked here today. And he was around yesterday but didn't log in.

He has spent time viewing Fiona's and Lit's profiles.  :orly:

Now that's BRAVE!  :arrr:

That's sarcasm, right?  :zoinks:

Nah, just parodying Lit.

I like the :viking: smiley he inspired/stole/brought here!

Vikings. And they were pagans as well.
Title: Re: General Razorbeard is a pillow-biting bitch!!!
Post by: "couldbecousin" on August 15, 2010, 02:05:52 AM
The General lurked here today. And he was around yesterday but didn't log in.

He has spent time viewing Fiona's and Lit's profiles.  :orly:

Now that's BRAVE!  :arrr:

That's sarcasm, right?  :zoinks:

Nah, just parodying Lit.

I like the :viking: smiley he inspired/stole/brought here!

Vikings. And they were pagans as well.

Yes they were! And they're on the Capital One commercials too!  :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: General Razorbeard is a pillow-biting bitch!!!
Post by: odeon on August 15, 2010, 08:43:36 AM
Hi TCO, good to see you around!
Title: Re: General Razorbeard is a pillow-biting bitch!!!
Post by: Parts on August 15, 2010, 04:30:10 PM
Hi TCO, good to see you around!

Yes come around more often
Title: Re: General Razorbeard is a pillow-biting bitch!!!
Post by: The_Chosen_One on August 16, 2010, 09:55:53 PM
Hi TCO, good to see you around!

Yes come around more often

Sure.

BTW, is Lit still around?
Title: Re: General Razorbeard is a pillow-biting bitch!!!
Post by: Parts on August 16, 2010, 10:02:00 PM
Hi TCO, good to see you around!

Yes come around more often

Sure.

BTW, is Lit still around?

He is taking a break and may be back
Title: Re: General Razorbeard is a pillow-biting bitch!!!
Post by: The_Chosen_One on August 16, 2010, 10:16:42 PM
Hi TCO, good to see you around!

Yes come around more often

Sure.

BTW, is Lit still around?

He is taking a break and may be back

Thanx.
Title: Re: General Razorbeard is a pillow-biting bitch!!!
Post by: Charlotte Quin on October 01, 2010, 07:54:45 AM
BEHIND IN THE NEWS: Bringing you yesterday's news TODAY.

He's not lurking anymore!! :P
Title: Re: General Razorbeard is a pillow-biting bitch!!!
Post by: richard on October 01, 2010, 12:24:34 PM
BEHIND IN THE NEWS: Bringing you yesterday's news TODAY.

He's not lurking anymore!! :P
:laugh: :plus:
Title: Re: General Razorbeard is a pillow-biting bitch!!!
Post by: SBI_Patience on October 02, 2010, 03:27:14 PM
BEHIND IN THE NEWS: Bringing you yesterday's news TODAY.

He's not lurking anymore!! :P

About bloody time, but why did it take him this long to start posting? :-\
Title: Re: General Razorbeard is a pillow-biting bitch!!!
Post by: odeon on October 02, 2010, 03:29:47 PM
BEHIND IN THE NEWS: Bringing you yesterday's news TODAY.

He's not lurking anymore!! :P

About bloody time, but why did it take him this long to start posting? :-\

Apparently he wasn't 18 when he first joined.
Title: Re: General Razorbeard is a pillow-biting bitch!!!
Post by: SBI_Patience on October 02, 2010, 03:36:29 PM
BEHIND IN THE NEWS: Bringing you yesterday's news TODAY.

He's not lurking anymore!! :P

About bloody time, but why did it take him this long to start posting? :-\

Apparently he wasn't 18 when he first joined.

Ah.. I see, that definitely makes sense to me.
Although I kinda miss being the youngest on the forum.. :'(
Title: Re: General Razorbeard is a pillow-biting bitch!!!
Post by: odeon on October 02, 2010, 03:40:27 PM
If it's any comfort to you, mentally Duke is around five.
Title: Re: General Razorbeard is a pillow-biting bitch!!!
Post by: SBI_Patience on October 02, 2010, 03:47:49 PM
If it's any comfort to you, mentally Duke is around five.

:rofl: Just too true.
Title: Re: General Razorbeard is a pillow-biting bitch!!!
Post by: richard on October 02, 2010, 04:16:42 PM
how would you know of someones true age on here? does anyone remember captian brown?

who was suposidly a 11 or 12 year old girl, on wp then came here and said she was 32 or 33?

i like how she fuckerd off after i was onto her, there was no way she was a kid, atleast i dont think so
Title: Re: General Razorbeard is a pillow-biting bitch!!!
Post by: odeon on October 02, 2010, 04:45:53 PM
There's no way to know for sure and it's a problem. Captain Brown was twelve and we learned of her age through WP, if I recall it correctly. Still, we must try since we don't want to get in trouble with our host.
Title: Re: General Razorbeard is a pillow-biting bitch!!!
Post by: richard on October 02, 2010, 04:51:35 PM
if your paying for hosting why would you get into trouble over something you couldnt control?

wouldnt the host either not care or undersatnd you were doing your best?
Title: Re: General Razorbeard is a pillow-biting bitch!!!
Post by: The_Chosen_One on October 02, 2010, 06:19:18 PM
richtard: odeon is responsible as the site advertises for >18s, so if Hostgator discovered their were underage people posting here, odeon would have to give a 'please expalin' as to why they were able to. Even if it was beyond odeon's control, Hostgator might see it differently.

So, odeon isn't gonna take the chance. Got it?
Title: Re: General Razorbeard is a pillow-biting bitch!!!
Post by: odeon on October 03, 2010, 09:33:09 AM
if your paying for hosting why would you get into trouble over something you couldnt control?

wouldnt the host either not care or undersatnd you were doing your best?

I think they understand that we cannot reliably know if people lie about their age or not, but they do expect us to do our best. Ultimately there are legal ramifications for us and them, both.
Title: Re: General Razorbeard is a pillow-biting bitch!!!
Post by: The_Chosen_One on October 18, 2010, 09:58:58 PM
I heard a rumour that apparently one night in Owens Valley around late 1990 or early 1991, Scrap and Meadow were searching for some volcanic shit when they decided to get it on just behind some large rocks. The rumour also has it that Scrap left Meadow holding their child, who was born later that year, a child who would later move to Norway and become known as Mario the Plumber aka General Faggotbeard.

If you study the photo, you cannot help but notice the resemblance:

(http://theculturedoctor.com.au/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/three-wise-monkeys1.jpg)

Scrap is the one on the left.