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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: Parts on April 11, 2010, 06:40:00 PM
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UNIONTOWN, Pa. — The father of a Menallen Elementary kindergarten student is in jail after police say he went to his son’s school to retrieve four ounces of pot he had stashed in his son’s Elmo backpack. It all started when Ronald Washington, 33, called the school to check if his son had arrived their safely. He then called back a second time and said he was on his way to retrieve something from his kid’s backpack. The school administration became suspicious and decided to check inside the bag themselves, and there along with the boy’s homework, was a couple sacks of weed. By time Washington got to the school, police were already there waiting for him and he was arrested. His sister states this is all a big mistake. “I’m taken back by it,” she said. “I believe it was a mistake. He’s raising two kids by himself and he does pretty well as a father, single parent. So I think it was a mistake, I don’t think it was his and that’s the truth. It’s a big misunderstanding.” Because the drugs were found at a school, Washington got a pretty high bail of $100,000 straight cash.
oops what an ass :laugh:
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UNIONTOWN, Pa. — The father of a Menallen Elementary kindergarten student is in jail after police say he went to his son’s school to retrieve four ounces of pot he had stashed in his son’s Elmo backpack. It all started when Ronald Washington, 33, called the school to check if his son had arrived their safely. He then called back a second time and said he was on his way to retrieve something from his kid’s backpack. The school administration became suspicious and decided to check inside the bag themselves, and there along with the boy’s homework, was a couple sacks of weed. By time Washington got to the school, police were already there waiting for him and he was arrested. His sister states this is all a big mistake. “I’m taken back by it,” she said. “I believe it was a mistake. He’s raising two kids by himself and he does pretty well as a father, single parent. So I think it was a mistake, I don’t think it was his and that’s the truth. It’s a big misunderstanding.” Because the drugs were found at a school, Washington got a pretty high bail of $100,000 straight cash.
oops what an ass :laugh:
Oh jeepers. :laugh:
I must admit, being naive and trusting, if I had been the school administrator I might not have thought twice about this father's calling to say he was coming to retrieve something from his son's backpack! :emb:
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About 10 miles away from me.
I swear it's something in the water. :zombiefuck:
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About 10 miles away from me.
I swear it's something in the water. :zombiefuck:
Do you live near a nuclear power plant or UFO landing site? :zoinks:
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At the risk of sounding racist, was this guy balck??
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About 10 miles away from me.
I swear it's something in the water. :zombiefuck:
Do you live near a nuclear power plant or UFO landing site? :zoinks:
Nope, it's pretty ordinary around here.
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2231/2790384054_5ae39ba51e.jpg?v=1219521636)
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At the risk of sounding racist, was this guy balck??
I believe so.
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At the risk of sounding racist, was this guy balck??
I believe so.
:facepalm2:
Why do I keep spelling black balck??
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At the risk of sounding racist, was this guy balck??
I believe so.
:facepalm2:
Why do I keep spelling black balck??
Must be something funny in your backpack water too! :P
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At the risk of sounding racist, was this guy balck??
I believe so.
:facepalm2:
Why do I keep spelling black balck??
Must be something funny in your backpack water too! :P
I drink Arrowhead. :P
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At the risk of sounding racist, was this guy balck??
I believe so.
:facepalm2:
Why do I keep spelling black balck??
Must be something funny in your backpack water too! :P
I drink Arrowhead. :P
Clearly it isn't helping! Try drinking tap water, like me! :P
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At the risk of sounding racist, was this guy balck??
I believe so.
:facepalm2:
Why do I keep spelling black balck??
Don't worry, as a fellow retard, I read it as black anyway the first time
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Although it's usually a shame when someone gets arrested for weed, since usually there's no implications other than breaking a pathetic law that's opposed by 60% of the US population. In this case, the father got what he needed, this is a case where he should be arrested just to get it into his brain how dumb he is. First off, why was the weed in his son's backpack? Did he think it would look less suspicious walking out of a dark alley at 2am with an Elmo backpack? And the second issue is this, if you have something in your son's backpack that you think the school administration would disapprove of, then don't tell them. I can think of hundreds of times when I was in highschool with a bag of weed in my pocket, did I ever tell any of the staff? I graduated, so no. What he should've done is asked to see the kid, had the kid get the bag, then take a brown paper bag, put it into the backpack, put the weed into it, and pull it out. If anyone asks what he was doing, just say he gave his kid the wrong lunch bag.
See, if you're gonna break the law, you can't be an idiot. Smart people don't go to jail nearly as much as idiots. Smart people steal billions of dollars from banks and retreat to the Bahamas, dumb people smuggle weed in their kid's backpack and end up getting ass raped in jail.