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Start here => Free For ALL => Topic started by: Natalia Evans on April 01, 2010, 01:11:41 AM
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I do not have AS. I was never on the spectrum. For two and a half years I have played a role here. I pretended to be on it because I like to troll on different forums. I come here and I have AS. I go to depend.com where I have incontinence. I go to a social anxiety forum where I have social anxiety. I even go to a forum for people who are in wheelchairs and I am in a wheelchair there and claim to have cerebral palsy. I also pretended to have a fetish and managed to find fake photos and post them here. I also have a sister and I stole her photos and posted them here and claimed they were me. I am actually a 32 year old guy pretending to be a young woman with AS. I am not married and never was. I have Munchhausen by internet. I like to have sympathy and attention by pretending to have illnesses and conditions. I go to different forums on mental conditions and illnesses and fake having them. I was never into Benny & Joon and A league of Their Own. I faked it all. I never had all these other obsessions I claimed to have and I never had an eating disorder. I was never diagnosed with anorexia. So to everyone here, I am sorry to have hurt you with this confession.
April Fools. People fell for it at WP, ASD Relationships and Aspergic and then realized it was a joke.
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tl;dr but nice try on the aprils fools thing.
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Nice try, we know you are special :hug:
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O RLY? :orly:
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I'm actually in favour of gun laws, but don't tell anyone, right? 8)
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I'm actually in favour of gun laws, but don't tell anyone, right? 8)
I actually have a full arsenal stashed under my bed ;)... :litigious:
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I do not have AS. I was never on the spectrum. For two and a half years I have played a role here. I pretended to be on it because I like to troll on different forums. I come here and I have AS. I go to depend.com where I have incontinence. I go to a social anxiety forum where I have social anxiety. I even go to a forum for people who are in wheelchairs and I am in a wheelchair there and claim to have cerebral palsy. I also pretended to have a fetish and managed to find fake photos and post them here. I also have a sister and I stole her photos and posted them here and claimed they were me. I am actually a 32 year old guy pretending to be a young woman with AS. I am not married and never was. I have Munchhausen by internet. I like to have sympathy and attention by pretending to have illnesses and conditions. I go to different forums on mental conditions and illnesses and fake having them. I was never into Benny & Joon and A league of Their Own. I faked it all. I never had all these other obsessions I claimed to have and I never had an eating disorder. I was never diagnosed with anorexia. So to everyone here, I am sorry to have hurt you with this confession.
This sounds like the begining to Fight Club! :headbang2:
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How so?
Someone else mentioned Tyler Durden on another forum by saying I met him.
I don't know what I am missing here.
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How so?
Someone else mentioned Tyler Durden on another forum by saying I met him.
I don't know what I am missing here.
Have you seen the movie??
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No.
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The main charachter suffers from insomnia. On a whim, he decides to go to a cancer survivor support group. Crying on people's shoulders cures his insomnia, so he decides to attend all the support groups he can. He's eventually discovered by a woman who is doing the same thing. She disrupts his "therapy" and the insomnia returns. On a plane back home from a buisiness trip, he meets Tyler Durden and they form Fight Club soon after.
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Oh what a funny coincidence then.
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Oh what a funny coincidence then.
Now that I told you that, I have a favor to ask.
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
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What do you mean?
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You are a guy?!? :o
I am PINGAS-broken!!! :grrr: :grrr: :grrr: :grrr: :grrr:
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It's a TRAP!
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Oh what a funny coincidence then.
Now that I told you that, I have a favor to ask.
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
Fucking priceless :asthing:
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I too have a confession.
I confess that in reality I am a 43 year old virgin and although I "experimented" in high school I never inhaled. :zoinks:
Oh...and I really "hate" wine. :wine:
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I too have a confession.
I confess that in reality I am a 43 year old virgin and although I "experimented" in high school I never inhaled. :zoinks:
Oh...and I really "hate" wine. :wine:
You NEVER inhaled?...
OK, but did you....SUCK? :P :-*
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I never drink beer. It's a disgusting habit. :angel:
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I drink cheap bourbon premixed with cheaper cola. :D
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I have a confession to make too. I'm actually Darth Vader.
:vader:
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We already knew. :laugh:
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I'm an ordained pastor in the Westboro Baptist Church. ::)
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I'm an ordained pastor in the Westboro Baptist Church. ::)
Hi Fred Phelps. Picket any funerals lately with signs that say "Thank God for Dead Soldiers" or "God Hates Gays"?
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I'm an ordained pastor in the Westboro Baptist Church. ::)
Hi Fred Phelps. Picket any funerals lately with signs that say "Thank God for Dead Soldiers" or "God Hates Gays"?
Yep! God also hates: kittens, puppies, sunsets and low-cost car insurance. :laugh:
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Oh what a funny coincidence then.
Now that I told you that, I have a favor to ask.
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
Fucking priceless :asthing:
Oh aye. :2thumbsup:
Kit, time to take A League of Their Own off of your player for a couple of hours and have a look at Fight Club instead. Then all will become clear. :laugh: