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Title: I have a confession to make
Post by: Natalia Evans on April 01, 2010, 01:11:41 AM
I do not have AS. I was never on the spectrum. For two and a half years I have played a role here. I pretended to be on it because I like to troll on different forums. I come here and I have AS. I go to depend.com where I have incontinence. I go to a social anxiety forum where I have social anxiety. I even go to a forum for people who are in wheelchairs and I am in a wheelchair there and claim to have cerebral palsy. I also pretended to have a fetish and managed to find fake photos and post them here. I also have a sister and I stole her photos and posted them here and claimed they were me. I am actually a 32 year old guy pretending to be a young woman with AS. I am not married and never was. I have Munchhausen by internet. I like to have sympathy and attention by pretending to have illnesses and conditions. I go to different forums on mental conditions and illnesses and fake having them. I was never into Benny & Joon and A league of Their Own. I faked it all. I never had all these other obsessions I claimed to have and I never had an eating disorder. I was never diagnosed with anorexia. So to everyone here, I am sorry to have hurt you with this confession.




April Fools. People fell for it at WP, ASD Relationships and Aspergic and then realized it was a joke.
Title: Re: I have a confession to make
Post by: Phlexor on April 01, 2010, 01:41:01 AM
tl;dr but nice try on the aprils fools thing.
Title: Re: I have a confession to make
Post by: Eclair on April 01, 2010, 04:48:49 AM
Nice try, we know you are special :hug:
Title: Re: I have a confession to make
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on April 01, 2010, 05:26:26 AM
O RLY? :orly:
Title: Re: I have a confession to make
Post by: TheoK on April 01, 2010, 05:33:07 AM
I'm actually in favour of gun laws, but don't tell anyone, right?  8)
Title: Re: I have a confession to make
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 01, 2010, 07:01:22 AM
I'm actually in favour of gun laws, but don't tell anyone, right?  8)

I actually have a full arsenal stashed under my bed  ;)... :litigious:
Title: Re: I have a confession to make
Post by: Scrapheap on April 01, 2010, 07:03:52 AM
I do not have AS. I was never on the spectrum. For two and a half years I have played a role here. I pretended to be on it because I like to troll on different forums. I come here and I have AS. I go to depend.com where I have incontinence. I go to a social anxiety forum where I have social anxiety. I even go to a forum for people who are in wheelchairs and I am in a wheelchair there and claim to have cerebral palsy. I also pretended to have a fetish and managed to find fake photos and post them here. I also have a sister and I stole her photos and posted them here and claimed they were me. I am actually a 32 year old guy pretending to be a young woman with AS. I am not married and never was. I have Munchhausen by internet. I like to have sympathy and attention by pretending to have illnesses and conditions. I go to different forums on mental conditions and illnesses and fake having them. I was never into Benny & Joon and A league of Their Own. I faked it all. I never had all these other obsessions I claimed to have and I never had an eating disorder. I was never diagnosed with anorexia. So to everyone here, I am sorry to have hurt you with this confession.

This sounds like the begining to Fight Club!  :headbang2:
Title: Re: I have a confession to make
Post by: Natalia Evans on April 01, 2010, 07:08:34 AM
How so?


Someone else mentioned Tyler Durden on another forum by saying I met him.

I don't know what I am missing here.
Title: Re: I have a confession to make
Post by: Scrapheap on April 01, 2010, 07:09:55 AM
How so?


Someone else mentioned Tyler Durden on another forum by saying I met him.

I don't know what I am missing here.

Have you seen the movie??
Title: Re: I have a confession to make
Post by: Natalia Evans on April 01, 2010, 07:18:36 AM
No.
Title: Re: I have a confession to make
Post by: Scrapheap on April 01, 2010, 07:33:48 AM
The main charachter suffers from insomnia. On a whim, he decides to go to a cancer survivor support group. Crying on people's shoulders cures his insomnia, so he decides to attend all the support groups he can. He's eventually discovered by a woman who is doing the same thing. She disrupts his "therapy" and the insomnia returns. On a plane back home from a buisiness trip, he meets Tyler Durden and they form Fight Club soon after.
Title: Re: I have a confession to make
Post by: Natalia Evans on April 01, 2010, 07:34:40 AM
Oh what a funny coincidence then.
Title: Re: I have a confession to make
Post by: Scrapheap on April 01, 2010, 07:40:56 AM
Oh what a funny coincidence then.

Now that I told you that, I have a favor to ask.


I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
Title: Re: I have a confession to make
Post by: Natalia Evans on April 01, 2010, 07:47:57 AM
What do you mean?

Title: Re: I have a confession to make
Post by: DukeNukem on April 01, 2010, 08:16:34 AM
You are a guy?!? :o















I am PINGAS-broken!!! :grrr: :grrr: :grrr: :grrr: :grrr:
Title: Re: I have a confession to make
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on April 01, 2010, 09:03:59 AM
It's a TRAP!
Title: Re: I have a confession to make
Post by: Al Swearegen on April 01, 2010, 09:05:31 AM
Oh what a funny coincidence then.

Now that I told you that, I have a favor to ask.


I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

Fucking priceless  :asthing:
Title: Re: I have a confession to make
Post by: Icequeen on April 01, 2010, 10:43:33 AM
I too have a confession.

I confess that in reality I am a 43 year old virgin and although I "experimented" in high school I never inhaled.   :zoinks:

Oh...and I really "hate" wine. :wine:
Title: Re: I have a confession to make
Post by: Eclair on April 01, 2010, 10:49:07 AM
I too have a confession.

I confess that in reality I am a 43 year old virgin and although I "experimented" in high school I never inhaled.   :zoinks:

Oh...and I really "hate" wine. :wine:

You NEVER inhaled?...

OK, but did you....SUCK?  :P :-*
Title: Re: I have a confession to make
Post by: odeon on April 01, 2010, 11:35:53 AM
I never drink beer. It's a disgusting habit. :angel:
Title: Re: I have a confession to make
Post by: Al Swearegen on April 01, 2010, 11:39:44 AM
I drink cheap bourbon premixed with cheaper cola. :D
Title: Re: I have a confession to make
Post by: Callaway on April 01, 2010, 11:54:33 AM
I have a confession to make too.  I'm actually Darth Vader.

 :vader:
Title: Re: I have a confession to make
Post by: odeon on April 01, 2010, 11:55:01 AM
We already knew. :laugh:
Title: Re: I have a confession to make
Post by: Scrapheap on April 01, 2010, 11:59:28 AM
I'm an ordained pastor in the Westboro Baptist Church.  ::)
Title: Re: I have a confession to make
Post by: Callaway on April 01, 2010, 12:08:50 PM
I'm an ordained pastor in the Westboro Baptist Church.  ::)


Hi Fred Phelps.  Picket any funerals lately with signs that say "Thank God for Dead Soldiers" or "God Hates Gays"?

Title: Re: I have a confession to make
Post by: Scrapheap on April 01, 2010, 12:12:49 PM
I'm an ordained pastor in the Westboro Baptist Church.  ::)


Hi Fred Phelps.  Picket any funerals lately with signs that say "Thank God for Dead Soldiers" or "God Hates Gays"?



Yep! God also hates: kittens, puppies, sunsets and low-cost car insurance.  :laugh:
Title: Re: I have a confession to make
Post by: SleepyDragon on April 01, 2010, 08:50:08 PM
Oh what a funny coincidence then.

Now that I told you that, I have a favor to ask.


I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

Fucking priceless  :asthing:

Oh aye.  :2thumbsup:

Kit, time to take A League of Their Own off of your player for a couple of hours and have a look at Fight Club instead. Then all will become clear.  :laugh: