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Start here => M.O.-Introductions => Ask Away Threads => Topic started by: DukeNukem on March 30, 2010, 01:39:27 PM
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[sarcasm]All questions will be ignored. Thank you very much![/sarcasm]
But really, just ask me anything. All questions will be answered, even the retarded ones, because I'm an equal opportunity ass kicker!
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Will you go to New York and kick isabitch's ass?
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Will you go to New York and kick isabitch's ass?
Are you crazy? That bitch is such a bitch, she wouldn't know the difference between sex and getting her ass kicked. :evillaugh:
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Can you make virus?
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Can you make virus?
Ask a Nigerian. They make the best viruses.
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How could you? I heard you want to be her friend and you send her a PM. I can't trust you anymore. :'(
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I was going to ask (for the third time) whether this photo is, or isn't, of you:
(http://i632.photobucket.com/albums/uu49/bydemonsbedriven/andrew123.jpg)
Then I realised I no longer have any curiosity in the matter at all. Carry on.
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If it is you, then what happened to your eyebrows and eyelashes?
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I was going to ask (for the third time) whether this photo is, or isn't, of you:
(http://i632.photobucket.com/albums/uu49/bydemonsbedriven/andrew123.jpg)
Then I realised I no longer have any curiosity in the matter at all. Carry on.
Where did you get that photo?
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Yes, that is me. I posted it at AFF.
My eyebrows were always really thin for some reason.
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Those lips look like they'd wrap around a dick real well. :hahaha:
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Those lips look like they'd wrap around a dick real well. :hahaha:
Why thank you! I'm pretty sure your rectum will wrap real well to the pipebomb I'm about to shove up your ass for saying that to me about my mugshot! :finger:
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:LMAO:
A bit touchy, are we??
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:LMAO:
A bit touchy, are we??
And you are the one who wants to grab my Balls of Carbon Fiber-plated Steel and suck them. :zoinks:
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No, I want YOU to suck my Balls of Tungsten Carbide(TM)!!! :viking:
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Why should we ask you a question if you will ignore it?
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If Kit were real would you have sex with her?
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If Kit were real would you have sex with her?
Yeah, definitely! I have a cock like a baseball bat! :eyebrows:
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Why should we ask you a question if you will ignore it?
(ignored) :wanker:
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No, I want YOU to suck my Balls of Tungsten Carbide(TM)!!! :viking:
Wouldn't it be equally gay whether you were the sucker or the suckee?
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No, I want YOU to suck my Balls of Tungsten Carbide(TM)!!! :viking:
I was BORN with Balls of Steel(TM), baby! :eyebrows:
They function just like human testicles, but they are made out of Steel!
Your Balls of Tungsten Carbide are just fake implants and do not function like real Balls(TM).
As a result of you replacing your human testicles with metal implants, your testosterone level dropped to about the level of a 12 year old female. :zoinks:
Enjoy your "harder than steel" balls, because you really don't have any, if you get my drift! ::)
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No, I want YOU to suck my Balls of Tungsten Carbide(TM)!!! :viking:
Wouldn't it be equally gay whether you were the sucker or the suckee?
No, a guy's mouth is no different from a girls AFAIK. You're only gay if you take it up the ass or suck a dick.
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Is that you in the avatar?
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No, I want YOU to suck my Balls of Tungsten Carbide(TM)!!! :viking:
Wouldn't it be equally gay whether you were the sucker or the suckee?
No, a guy's mouth is no different from a girls AFAIK. You're only gay if you take it up the ass or suck a dick.
Sex education is, like, really complicated! :blonde:
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Is that you in the avatar?
Why, yes it is! Dontcha think I look sexilicious? :eyelash:
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Why do you want to keep chasing Sonic so much? What do you have against him?
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Why do you want to keep chasing Sonic so much? What do you have against him?
He always interferes with my plans to conquer Mobius! If it weren't for that pesky hedgehog and Tails, I would ruling Mobius with an iron PINGAS by now! :grrr:
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Why are you so fat?
What's with your other name Eggman?
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Why are you so fat?
What's with your other name Eggman?
Eggman is my middle name.
And I have a question for you:
Why are YOU so fat? :hahaha:
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Duke, what if a duck...?
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Duke, what if a duck...?
Gay, Luigi?
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Duke, what if a duck...?
Gay, Luigi?
Who is Luigi? This thread is so confusing! :blonde:
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Duke, what if a duck...?
Gay, Luigi?
Who is Luigi? This thread is so confusing! :blonde:
Why do you put that gay ass smiley at the end of every post?
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Duke, what if a duck...?
Gay, Luigi?
Who is Luigi? This thread is so confusing! :blonde:
Why do you put that gay ass smiley at the end of every post?
It's not a "gay ass" smiley, it's a "dumb blonde" smiley, and I don't use it after every post, just after the ones that baffle me. Like most of yours. :zoinks:
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Duke, what if a duck...?
Gay, Luigi?
Who is Luigi? This thread is so confusing! :blonde:
Why do you put that gay ass smiley at the end of every post?
It's not a "gay ass" smiley, it's a "dumb blonde" smiley, and I don't use it after every post, just after the ones that baffle me. Like most of yours. :zoinks:
So that means I am a quite interesting person to you. How would you like to see my PINGAS, little girl? :zoinks:
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Duke, what if a duck...?
Gay, Luigi?
Who is Luigi? This thread is so confusing! :blonde:
Why do you put that gay ass smiley at the end of every post?
It's not a "gay ass" smiley, it's a "dumb blonde" smiley, and I don't use it after every post, just after the ones that baffle me. Like most of yours. :zoinks:
So that means I am a quite interesting person to you. How would you like to see my PINGAS, little girl? :zoinks:
Not interesting, just baffling, as in WTF is he on about?!
Also, I'm old enough to be your mother.
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Duke, what if a duck...?
Gay, Luigi?
Who is Luigi? This thread is so confusing! :blonde:
Why do you put that gay ass smiley at the end of every post?
It's not a "gay ass" smiley, it's a "dumb blonde" smiley, and I don't use it after every post, just after the ones that baffle me. Like most of yours. :zoinks:
So that means I am a quite interesting person to you. How would you like to see my PINGAS, little girl? :zoinks:
Not interesting, just baffling, as in WTF is he on about?!
Also, I'm old enough to be your mother.
Old enough to be a MILF? Sweet! :eyebrows:
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Luigi is the man who propositioned him last night and the Gay reference is a mindless reference to his thoughts on the said man. Even now Duke is looking at Luigi's mobile number thinking "If I call him would that make me Gay?"
It is filtering from his subconscious onto his posts left unchecked by his fingers.
Duke give him a call and take flowers and a good bottle of wine.
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Do you agree that this is the most annoying sound ever? :zoinks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRJier9qlz4
mwhahahahahaha
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Do you agree that this is the most annoying sound ever? :zoinks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRJier9qlz4
mwhahahahahaha
Damn! I think my ears are bleeding! :zombiefuck:
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Do you agree that this is the most annoying sound ever? :zoinks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRJier9qlz4
mwhahahahahaha
If you were me at that time, it would be the most beautiful sound ever! :zoinks:
Because that guy was getting raped in the ass by my magnificent PINGAS! :penis:
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I figured you would like it. It might be something worth hanging on to for future trolling. ;)
Loud Nigra is LOUD.
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I figured you would like it. It might be something to hang on to for future trolling. ;)
ENABLER! :laugh:
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What do you think of this fine tune?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PPnub_wyJ0
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What do you think of this fine tune?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PPnub_wyJ0
Boring. These guys can't sing for shit. :thumbdn:
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Come on now, any MOAR questions for THE Robotnik?!? :evillaugh:
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Your new motto should be "I hate that isabel" how's that?
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Your new motto should be "I hate that isabel" how's that?
You are in love with Isabel. You two should fuck and make up. :zoinks:
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I wish but she is too insane. She turns everything around so no matter what I say to her, she will turn it around.
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Your new motto should be "I hate that isabel" how's that?
You are in love with Isabel. You two should fuck and make up. :zoinks:
And you can wank to the thought of it, cause god knows you ain't gettin any. :wanker:
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Your new motto should be "I hate that isabel" how's that?
You are in love with Isabel. You two should fuck and make up. :zoinks:
And you can wank to the thought of it, cause god knows you ain't gettin any. :wanker:
Well hello there, pancake lips! Would you like a magnificent PINGAS to go with them pancakes? :eyebrows:
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I wish but she is too insane. She turns everything around so no matter what I say to her, she will turn it around.
In that case, you should turn HER around use a strap on. :eyebrows:
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Your new motto should be "I hate that isabel" how's that?
You are in love with Isabel. You two should fuck and make up. :zoinks:
And you can wank to the thought of it, cause god knows you ain't gettin any. :wanker:
Well hello there, pancake lips! Would you like a magnificent PINGAS to go with them pancakes? :eyebrows:
I'm the one asking the questions fuckwit!!!
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Your new motto should be "I hate that isabel" how's that?
You are in love with Isabel. You two should fuck and make up. :zoinks:
And you can wank to the thought of it, cause god knows you ain't gettin any. :wanker:
Well hello there, pancake lips! Would you like a magnificent PINGAS to go with them pancakes? :eyebrows:
I'm the one asking the questions fuckwit!!!
You haven't asked me anything fuckwit!!!
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Your new motto should be "I hate that isabel" how's that?
You are in love with Isabel. You two should fuck and make up. :zoinks:
And you can wank to the thought of it, cause god knows you ain't gettin any. :wanker:
Well hello there, pancake lips! Would you like a magnificent PINGAS to go with them pancakes? :eyebrows:
I'm the one asking the questions fuckwit!!!
You haven't asked me anything fuckwit!!!
Why are you such a fuckwit???
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I was going to ask (for the third time) whether this photo is, or isn't, of you:
(http://i632.photobucket.com/albums/uu49/bydemonsbedriven/andrew123.jpg)
Then I realised I no longer have any curiosity in the matter at all. Carry on.
Dude duke. I gotta say, you're kinda ugly man. That sour ass look is probably what makes you look so shitty. Don't do that anymore. :thumbdn:
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I was going to ask (for the third time) whether this photo is, or isn't, of you:
(http://i632.photobucket.com/albums/uu49/bydemonsbedriven/andrew123.jpg)
Then I realised I no longer have any curiosity in the matter at all. Carry on.
Dude duke. I gotta say, you're kinda ugly man. That sour ass look is probably what makes you look so shitty. Don't do that anymore. :thumbdn:
How dare you insult my beautiful, beautiful face?!? :grrr:
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I was going to ask (for the third time) whether this photo is, or isn't, of you:
(http://i632.photobucket.com/albums/uu49/bydemonsbedriven/andrew123.jpg)
Then I realised I no longer have any curiosity in the matter at all. Carry on.
Dude duke. I gotta say, you're kinda ugly man. That sour ass look is probably what makes you look so shitty. Don't do that anymore. :thumbdn:
How dare you insult my beautiful, beautiful face?!? :grrr:
I didn't. I told you to wipe that damn evil ass look of your face, pronto.
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one ugly fucker
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one ugly fucker
Oh, you know you want me. :eyebrows:
And my magnificent, huge PINGAS!
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Any MOAR questions?
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Your style of trolling is ALMOST funny, but not quite dude. I mean you lean towards themes like duke nukem and dr robotnik, but then the fact that you are a huge GEEK bleeds through in the way you present yourself.
You need to re-evatuate your teqnique. It doesn't piss me off, which is what any troll would smile at. All it does it make me feel sorry for you, and wish I could show you what to do.
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Your style of trolling is ALMOST funny, but not quite dude. I mean you lean towards themes like jimmy fallon and dr robotnik, but then the fact that you are a huge GEEK bleeds through in the way you present yourself.
You need to re-evatuate your teqnique. It doesn't piss me off, which is what any troll would smile at. All it does it make me feel sorry for you, and wish I could show you what to do.
TL;DR
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Your style of trolling is ALMOST funny, but not quite dude. I mean you lean towards themes like jimmy fallon and dr robotnik, but then the fact that you are a huge GEEK bleeds through in the way you present yourself.
You need to re-evatuate your teqnique. It doesn't piss me off, which is what any troll would smile at. All it does it make me feel sorry for you, and wish I could show you what to do.
TL;DR
It's actually a very short post. Are you sure you're old enough to be here? :O_o:
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I wish but she is too insane. She turns everything around so no matter what I say to her, she will turn it around.
In that case, you should turn HER around use a strap on. :eyebrows:
You actually can make funny posts. :plus:
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Your style of trolling is ALMOST funny, but not quite dude. I mean you lean towards themes like jimmy fallon and dr robotnik, but then the fact that you are a huge GEEK bleeds through in the way you present yourself.
You need to re-evatuate your teqnique. It doesn't piss me off, which is what any troll would smile at. All it does it make me feel sorry for you, and wish I could show you what to do.
TL;DR
It's actually a very short post. Are you sure you're old enough to be here? :O_o:
TL;DR
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Do you have difficulty reading small print?
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Hey the bitch has been unbanned, do you think you can invite her here?
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Hey the bitch has been unbanned, do you think you can invite her here?
I assume you mean SinsBoldly? Is it going to be any fun? I can't think of anything worse than inviting a boring WP try hard...or wherever she is from.
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Any MOAR questions?
I have a question reguarding the ideal material to be used for ones testicular organs. Is it better, for example to have a layerd system, such as your stainless steel/carbon fiber system that has the high strength to weight ratio of composites, combined with the malebility and resilience of martinsetic alloys OR is it better to use hemogenous materials that already combine these charecteristics, such as inconel 625?
Furthermore, what are the socio/political implications of carrying such a set of gonads in public places?
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Any MOAR questions?
I have a question reguarding the ideal material to be used for ones testicular organs. Is it better, for example to have a layerd system, such as your stainless steel/carbon fiber system that has the high strength to weight ratio of composites, combined with the malebility and resilience of martinsetic alloys OR is it better to use hemogenous materials that already combine these charecteristics, such as inconel 625?
Furthermore, what are the socio/political implications of carrying such a set of gonads in public places?
Your spelling sucks PINGASES! You misspelled "regarding", "layered", "malleability", "homogeneous", and "characteristics". Next time, think before using BIG words.
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Hey the bitch has been unbanned, do you think you can invite her here?
If I can get her, maybe I can invite her over to suck my PINGAS! :zoinks:
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HAI GUYS WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS THREAD?
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Not much--just a lot of people using large-size fonts to talk crap. How's with you?
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Not much--just a lot of people using large-size fonts to talk crap. How's with you?
I'm fine. Doing bugger all lately.
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Hey the bitch has been unbanned, do you think you can invite her here?
I assume you mean SinsBoldly? Is it going to be any fun? I can't think of anything worse than inviting a boring WP try hard...or wherever she is from.
Nah I meant isabel from AFF. She was Meadow/aspiartist at WP, you know the friend who hurt me?
But I think I am pretty much over her now. I just enjoy bitching about her. In fact if she came here, I might not even feel like trolling her but we'll see how I feel when I see her again.
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Not much--just a lot of people using large-size fonts to talk crap. How's with you?
I'm fine. Doing bugger all lately.
Same here. "My only two talents were for fucking off and having fun. It was time I started playing to my strengths."--Spider Robinson, Callahan's Key
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I have to admit. Duke's "newfaglike" behavior... (i hate saying newfag because its dumb)...
Lures actual content to these threads. I actually laughed pretty hard at certain posts in this one. I have to say I value duke's prescence. He seems like a really stupid dumbass at first, but he's an absolutely fantastic icebreaker.
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I have to admit. Duke's "newfaglike" behavior... (i hate saying newfag because its dumb)...
Lures actual content to these threads. I actually laughed pretty hard at certain posts in this one. I have to say I value duke's prescence. He seems like a really stupid dumbass at first, but he's an absolutely fantastic icebreaker.
He definitely has a presence. :zoinks:
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my eyes are fucked after looking at all that big print
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my eyes are fucked after looking at all that big print
FUCKING EYES IS AWESOME
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my eyes are fucked after looking at all that big print
FUCKING EYES IS AWESOME
Sex education is REALLY, REALLY confusing! :blonde:
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my eyes are fucked after looking at all that big print
FUCKING EYES IS AWESOME
IF YOU HAVE A FUCKING SMALL PINGAS THAT IS
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You know, the font size limit is 99pt. Why not stick with that?
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Better yet, why not attempt to rape eyes with it some more?
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In my defense, I only used big font in this thread so my reply could be SEEN amid Dr. Robotnik's posts...
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In my defense, I only used big font in this thread so my reply could be SEEN amid Dr. Robotnik's posts...
WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
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In my defense, I only used big font in this thread so my reply could be SEEN amid Dr. Robotnik's posts...
WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
I'm whispering so you'll lean in closer. :eyelash:
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What's that, you want me to lean closer to give you a blow job? But, I thought you were a lady...
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By the way, what do you call a female version of a blowjob, a lickjob or what?
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By the way, what do you call a female version of a blowjob, a lickjob or what?
Jeepers, I don't know! But you sure are smoooooooooth... :rofl:
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By the way, what do you call a female version of a blowjob, a lickjob or what?
Jeepers, I don't know! But you sure are smoooooooooth... :rofl:
Not as smooooooth as my magnificent PINGAS!
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What happened to Dr. Robotnik's Mom (The character's mom, not YOUR MOM!)? Also, why are you called Eggman now?
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How on earth did you become a mod?
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What happened to Dr. Robotnik's Mom (The character's mom, not YOUR MOM!)? Also, why are you called Eggman now?
It was me crossdressing. :zoinks:
Eggman is my nickname because my balls are shaped like eggs!
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How on earth did you become a mod?
Me? A mod? Where?
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Be serious. Your name is in yellow so I know you are one.
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He is a News Box feature, that is the reason for the orange. :headbang2:
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Besides, as if he'd get mod status, there are no mods here, only admins.
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Be serious. Your name is in yellow so I know you are one.
Ah, yes I am a mod. You better not speak wrongly about me or I will ban you! :evillaugh:
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the fuck you say :viking:
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Besides, as if he'd get mod status, there are no mods here, only admins.
And we don't *want* mods.
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I want to holler the loud, funny words!
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I want to holler the loud, funny words!
ouch , my eyes :whatthe:
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If this site has no moderators, how are you a moderator?
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If this site has no moderators, how are you a moderator?
Dr Robotnik? He is not a mod.
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Ask me a question... NOW!!!
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Are you :viking: ?
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Ask me a question... NOW!!!
How old are you? Why do you take drugs? (I am not some prude asking this shit man. I plenty of drugs in the past but learned they're meaningless)
Better yet. How old are you, and why do you ABUSE drugs?
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Are you :viking: ?
Why yes, I am brave! :viking:
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Ask me a question... NOW!!!
How old are you? Why do you take drugs? (I am not some prude asking this shit man. I plenty of drugs in the past but learned they're meaningless)
Better yet. How old are you, and why do you ABUSE drugs?
I'm 18 years old and I don't take drugs except for what is prescribed to me.
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Ask me a question... NOW!!!
How old are you? Why do you take drugs? (I am not some prude asking this shit man. I plenty of drugs in the past but learned they're meaningless)
Better yet. How old are you, and why do you ABUSE drugs?
I'm 18 years old and I don't take drugs except for what is prescribed to me.
Ah, I misunderstood. I suffer from withdrawals when I run out of pain meds, so I understand now. :thumbup:
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Bump
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If I was to stick a needle in you would you explode? :orly:
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Didn't you leave? :zoinks: