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Title: Bird shit facial
Post by: Parts on March 08, 2010, 01:58:00 PM
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Japanese Nightingale Facials

This is our signature facial. We are the exclusive importers of processed nightingale droppings, which have been used for centuries by geisha in Japan to brighten and smooth their skin. The droppings are dried, pulverized, and sanitized with ultraviolet light at the nightingale farm. We add essential oils to the powder to use as a cleanser and/or mask, formulated for your skin type. Also included are cleansing, exfoliation, deep pore extraction, and a facial massage using essential oils.

http://www.tenthousandwaves.com/SKIN/nightingale_facials.php

WTF They do some weird shit in Japan.  Ever wonder who come up with it?
Title: Re: Bird shit facial
Post by: TheoK on March 08, 2010, 02:13:04 PM
They're BRAVE! :arrr: :agreed:
Title: Re: Bird shit facial
Post by: 'andersom' on March 08, 2010, 04:50:10 PM
When I was a little girl, I got told make-up was made of bird shit. Especially the lipsticks. Guess there was some truth in that story.

Guano was another ingredient rumours said.

http://www.madsci.org/posts/archives/aug2000/965793989.Gb.r.html
Title: Re: Bird shit facial
Post by: Icequeen on March 08, 2010, 05:23:20 PM
And they charge for this?

Got a bunch of little shitters around here, and they all seem to just love the color purple.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v249/danny0023/smilies/character0110.gif)

I thought red cars were the color of choice.

Wonder if I could interest them in some fine imported American birdshit? :laugh:
Title: Re: Bird shit facial
Post by: "couldbecousin" on March 08, 2010, 09:01:32 PM
And they charge for this?

Got a bunch of little shitters around here, and they all seem to just love the color purple.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v249/danny0023/smilies/character0110.gif)

I thought red cars were the color of choice.

Wonder if I could interest them in some fine imported American birdshit? :laugh:

Make sure they make you a full partner in the business!  :2thumbsup: