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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: TheoK on February 05, 2010, 03:30:29 PM
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I thought I would play Soleiyu here for a while. Do you eat Yankee or Euro style? 8)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fypq2qhRZnI
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the americans always keep their hands below the table so that they can more easily get to their gun.
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:orly:
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i cut with right and eat with left just like the euros. but i shovel the food into my mouth with the ties up just like the americans.
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i cut with right and eat with left just like the euros. but i shovel the food into my mouth with the ties up just like the americans.
Actually most Europeans shovel peas etc with the ties up too. Just some old folk here try to push peas on the backside of the fork.
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I always keep the knife in my left hand and fork in my right. When I take a break hands under the table easier to play with myself that way :zoinks:
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::)
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I eat American style, putting down the knife as shown and moving the fork to the right hand, tines up, left hand on my lap.
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I use my right hand to cut food. Sometimes I cut it all up into bite sized pieces, then put the knife down and use the fork. Most of the time I just cut as I go and use the fork with my left hand. I never put my elbows or forearms on the table, but that is more hardwired into me. My hands can be either above or below the table, doesn't really matter. I do eat with the tines up more than down usually.
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Tines down is for sissies :thumbdn:
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Also, in Europe we serve food from the right and drinks from the left. Or we don't usually do that, but that's the correct way to do it.
In German-speaking countries they have a special fork for cakes, called "der Kuchengabel". That's Viennese café culture. 8)
And you never put the tip of the spoon in your mouth but the side of it. :toporly:
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I eat with my left hand and stroke my bitch's titties with my right hand.
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I like moving the stuff on the tables in fancy restaurants it pisses them off so much :laugh:
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Just eat the fucking food. Dining styles piss me off. :facepalm2:
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Also, in Europe we serve food from the right and drinks from the left. Or we don't usually do that, but that's the correct way to do it.
In German-speaking countries they have a special fork for cakes, called "der Kuchengabel". That's Viennese café culture. 8)
And you never put the tip of the spoon in your mouth but the side of it. :toporly:
I only eat off my plate one food at a time from right to left
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I eat with my left hand and stroke my bitch's titties with my right hand.
blowup bitch
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I eat with my left hand and stroke my bitch's titties with my right hand.
After you've tossed the scraps and bones to the dog, you wipe your hands on the dog's back, not its belly. Where's your manners? :angrydance:
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I eat american but I don't switch the fork to my right hand. I'm already left handed so theirs no point.
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Just eat the fucking food. Dining styles piss me off. :facepalm2:
i take it you eat aborigin-style?
i usually eat "european style" when im visiting people. at home i usually dont bother w a knife at all :]
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How do you cut your meat without a knife?
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How do you cut your meat without a knife?
what meat?
i dont make proper dinners, just throw easy stuff into the oven, or into a pan, fry, fry, eat w a fork :]
IF i got meat, that i sometime get from leftovers at my mothers or something, i just eat it w my hands, gnawing off the bones and stuff
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How do you cut your meat without a knife?
what meat?
i dont make proper dinners, just throw easy stuff into the oven, or into a pan, fry, fry, eat w a fork :]
IF i got meat, that i sometime get from leftovers at my mothers or something, i just eat it w my hands, gnawing off the bones and stuff
I understand now. Thanks.
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If you ate something like beans or corn cut off the cob, how would you eat it with your fork pointed tines down? Would you have to spear the individual beans or kernels of corn, or do you switch your fork to your right hand and eat foods like this with it pointed tines up?
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If you ate something like beans or corn cut off the cob, how would you eat it with your fork pointed tines down? Would you have to spear the individual beans or kernels of corn, or do you switch your fork to your right hand and eat foods like this with it pointed tines up?
anything loose like corn, beans or rice, i would scoop.
when im allone, im only concerned about moving food from plate to tummy.
when im with people ill be considerably more civil about it, and i would probably scoop the corn onto the fork w my knife, using the fork as a spoon
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How do you cut your meat without a knife?
stab the entire slab and rip off a chewable pice with my incisors.
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How do you cut your meat without a knife?
stab the entire slab and rip off a chewable pice with my incisors.
^^^
eso!
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Closest to American eating style but don't do much hand switching. Table manners are nice, but people chewing with their mouth closed is sufficient.
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Just eat the fucking food. Dining styles piss me off. :facepalm2:
I second this shit. Listen to this fucking man. :thumbup:
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I keep reading:
For fatty-fat Americans: European dying style
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:lol:
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This is how you lay a table and serve the guests in a finer Swedish restaurant. 8)
I was a little wrong about serving the food, though. The food that the guests themselves take from a basket or a tray is served from the left. The food that the waiter serves the guest is served from the right, though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nbt7RBZrp08
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This is how you lay a table and serve the guests in a finer Swedish restaurant. 8)
I was a little wrong about serving the food, though. The food that the guests themselves take from a basket or a tray is served from the left. The food that the waiter serves the guest is served from the right, though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nbt7RBZrp08
Remind me why we give a shit?
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Because you're a pig with no manners?
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Because you're a pig with no manners?
Nope.
So as you can't answer you may as well admit that you thought you had some point and forgot it at some point and now you are just going blindly through the motions like a punch drunk boxer.
Its Ok Punchie it is amusing the efforts you go through to make an ass of yourself ;)
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I already told in my first post why I posted this:
"I thought I would play Soleiyu here for a while."
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An acquaintance of ours joined us for dinner one evening. I watched in fascination as she carefully assembled every forkful of food in the same manner. Cut small cube of meat, spear with fork. With knife, apply coating of mashed potato to back of fork, using meat for foundation. Working from bottom to top, press bits of each vegetable into the mashed potato, ending with 3-4 peas. Stick entire forkful into mouth, tines down.
She somehow managed to estimate the total amount of all the different types of food, and divide it up in such a way as to include some of each food in every bite. It was quite a performance. And I thought my OCD was bad....!
Having a houseful of rowdy boys has banished any semblance of daintiness from mealtimes at our place. Extreme gentility in table manners now makes me giggle. Like the time I was on an airplane, and the hostess had just handed out little foil packets of miniature rice crisps. I'd ripped the top off mine and was about to up-end it into my gob — there couldn't have been more than a tablespoon or two's worth of crisps in there — when I noticed the woman sitting next to me. She had carefully unfolded her serviette and arranged it on her table. Then she shook the crisps out onto the serviette, folded up the empty packet, and ate the crisps with her fingers, one at a time. My eyes were watering from the effort of trying not to laugh.
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I really would have loved to watch your guest eat her dinner.
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She ate old fashion Euro style. I have had old teachers eating that way. :orly:
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She ate old fashion Euro style. I have had old teachers eating that way. :orly:
How would they pile all that food on the back of their forks if you served rice instead of mashed potatoes at dinner?
:laugh:
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I already told in my first post why I posted this:
"I thought I would play Soleiyu here for a while."
You are too consistent, and too stable.
You just lack something.
Keep working on it (In this thread only please)
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Soleiyu is BRAVE!
:arrr::arrr::arrr::arrr::arrr::arrr::arrr::arrr::arrr::arrr:
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I really would have loved to watch your guest eat her dinner.
Enthralling...
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Formal table settings with linen napkins are great, especially if someone else is doing the clean up.
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I really would have loved to watch your guest eat her dinner.
Enthralling...
don't you know that it isn't polite to stare?
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Manners are for faggots. Good job being a faggot and caring about manners, faggot.
Fine Swedish restaurateurs can such my dick.
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Manners are for faggots. Good job being a faggot and caring about manners, faggot.
Fine Swedish restaurateurs can such my dick.
manners suck balls
you should see me irl
i kill people every day
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Manners are for faggots. Good job being a faggot and caring about manners, faggot.
Fine Swedish restaurateurs can such my dick.
manners suck balls
you should see me irl
i kill people every day
Take your hammer to places and smash people in the fucking face with it!
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Manners are for faggots. Good job being a faggot and caring about manners, faggot.
Fine Swedish restaurateurs can such my dick.
manners suck balls
you should see me irl
i kill people every day
Take your hammer to places and smash people in the fucking face with it!
i use my granite-cock. much more hardcore that way. sometimes i even keep their teeth jammed under my foreskin. i like the way it scratches.
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Manners are for faggots. Good job being a faggot and caring about manners, faggot.
Fine Swedish restaurateurs can such my dick.
manners suck balls
you should see me irl
i kill people every day
Take your hammer to places and smash people in the fucking face with it!
i use my granite-cock. much more hardcore that way. sometimes i even keep their teeth jammed under my foreskin. i like the way it scratches.
You should not do that out in the open, witnesses are bad.
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Manners are for faggots. Good job being a faggot and caring about manners, faggot.
Fine Swedish restaurateurs can such my dick.
manners suck balls
you should see me irl
i kill people every day
Take your hammer to places and smash people in the fucking face with it!
i thought weed was supposed to make you passive. did you mix a little meth into the menu this evening?
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Manners are for faggots. Good job being a faggot and caring about manners, faggot.
Fine Swedish restaurateurs can such my dick.
manners suck balls
you should see me irl
i kill people every day
Take your hammer to places and smash people in the fucking face with it!
i thought weed was supposed to make you passive. did you mix a little meth into the menu this evening?
people should stop blaming/crediting drugs for their ideas >:I
the spanish inquisition are always an inspiration to me, they didnt smoke weed OR do meth, and they were totally creative in their ways.
when i was little i imagined people being tortured by having their teeth scissored apart
one just have to think a bit "out of the box" :]
then do drugs!
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Manners are for faggots. Good job being a faggot and caring about manners, faggot.
Fine Swedish restaurateurs can such my dick.
manners suck balls
you should see me irl
i kill people every day
Take your hammer to places and smash people in the fucking face with it!
i thought weed was supposed to make you passive. did you mix a little meth into the menu this evening?
I always joke about murder. Doesn't matter if I am stoned or not.
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I cut everything into bite-sized pieces while I'm preparing my food in the kitchen, then I dump it all in a bowl and eat it with a spoon, usually with my right hand. In formal settings, I just go with whatever works.
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If you buy all your groceries from McDonalds you can eat with your hands
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Dude mcdonalds sucks. ::)
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I just stab my food with chop sticks. ::)
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Ideally I would just throw it on the floor and let them go at it. the food I mean you damn perverts!
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Ideally I would just throw it on the floor and let them go at it. the food I mean you damn perverts!
It's good that you clarified that. :rofl:
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the americans always keep their hands below the table so that they can more easily get to their gun.
Being armed and dangerous at the table is :viking: !
:rofl:
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I always keep the knife in my left hand and fork in my right. When I take a break hands under the table easier to play with myself that way :zoinks:
That's even :viking: er!
:zoinks:
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I eat with my left hand and stroke my bitch's titties with my right hand.
After you've tossed the scraps and bones to the dog, you wipe your hands on the dog's back, not its belly. Where's your manners? :angrydance:
That's what they did in the Middle Ages, right? Used poor dogs as napkins? :orly:
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wut
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I am a proudly fatty-fat American and I switch hands and use my fork with the tines up, and I tend to keep both forearms on the table! :hadron:
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wut
I heard that somewhere, that medieval diners would just wipe their greasy hands on the dog. I suppose I should look it up to make sure. :laugh:
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???
Fascinating... and gross! :lol:
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Fascinating... and gross! :lol:
I love the Middle Ages. ;D
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I eat with my left hand and stroke my bitch's titties with my right hand.
After you've tossed the scraps and bones to the dog, you wipe your hands on the dog's back, not its belly. Where's your manners? :angrydance:
Medieval style dining, the height of human sophistication! :2thumbsup:
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Manners are for faggots. Good job being a faggot and caring about manners, faggot.
Fine Swedish restaurateurs can such my dick.
manners suck balls
you should see me irl
i kill people every day
Take your hammer to places and smash people in the fucking face with it!
Come baaaaaaaaaaaaaack, you're funny. (emo)
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wut
I heard that somewhere, that medieval diners would just wipe their greasy hands on the dog. I suppose I should look it up to make sure. :laugh:
Something the few rich people did?
My guess would be the majority, the poor buggers, would lick their fingers and hands.
Simple dining tools too, back then. A bowl, a knife and a spoon. All you need. The bowl would be both for food and for drinks. And easy to lick clean.
:zoinks:
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Dining with royal elegance and class ... :zoinks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4tOb9J7W2k
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the cup board was originally used to store cups and bowls before and after meals. Later on the shelves were stacked and doors added as manners, wealth, and prestige increased.