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Title: I'm back, bitches!
Post by: DukeNukem on January 11, 2010, 08:43:29 PM
I been without Internet for 2 weeks because I moved and my ISP kept on fucking around. I nearly went bonkers!

But I'm back, baby, and ready for action! :headbang2:
Title: Re: I'm back, bitches!
Post by: Callaway on January 12, 2010, 12:30:27 AM
Welcome back.

Did you move far from where you lived before?
Title: Re: I'm back, bitches!
Post by: Blasted on January 12, 2010, 04:44:47 AM
 :yawn:
Title: Re: I'm back, bitches!
Post by: Al Swearegen on January 12, 2010, 06:04:31 AM
Quote from: Bint on January 12, 2010, 04:44:47 AM
:yawn:

Well Bint is pleased to see you. She is opening her mouth as wide as she can for your tiny penis. She has great expectations. (Better bring some Polish sausage. She has her eyes closed and won't notice the difference.  :eyebrows: )
Title: Re: I'm back, bitches!
Post by: Blasted on January 12, 2010, 07:25:07 AM
 :thumbup:

(http://i47.tinypic.com/2q8224x.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm back, bitches!
Post by: DukeNukem on January 12, 2010, 01:11:28 PM
My penis is bigger than Bint's, and Sir Les Patterson has a vagina.
Title: Re: I'm back, bitches!
Post by: Adam on January 12, 2010, 01:11:55 PM
You were away?
Title: Re: I'm back, bitches!
Post by: benjimanbreeg on January 12, 2010, 03:12:59 PM
Quote from: Heinrich on January 12, 2010, 01:11:55 PM
You were away?

lol
Title: Re: I'm back, bitches!
Post by: Al Swearegen on January 12, 2010, 03:14:30 PM
Quote from: DukeNukem on January 12, 2010, 01:11:28 PM
My penis is bigger than Bint's, and Sir Les Patterson has a vagina.

Righto Tard. :happydance:
Title: Re: I'm back, bitches!
Post by: jman on January 12, 2010, 05:22:58 PM
Quote from: DukeNukem on January 11, 2010, 08:43:29 PM
I been without Internet for 2 weeks because I moved and my ISP kept on fucking around. I nearly went bonkers!

But I'm back, baby, and ready for action! :headbang2:

HAIL TO THE KING BABY! :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: I'm back, bitches!
Post by: Scrapheap on January 12, 2010, 08:26:45 PM
Quote from: DukeNukem on January 12, 2010, 01:11:28 PM
My penis is bigger than Bint's, and Sir Les Patterson has a vagina.

Well, at least you got the first part right.    ::)

Not that it's bragging rights to say that your unit is bigger than a clitoris.  :wanker: