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Title: Am I stupid or what? Karmas a bitch
Post by: Gluey on December 01, 2009, 10:29:39 PM
I was pissed off at my brother being a complete dick criticizing every move I make he's a good brother but he can really make you angry sometimes "DONT PLAY RUNESCAPE ON GRANDMAS COMPUTER IT CAUSES VIIIRRRRUUUSES"  He doesn't yell at her opening chain emails on Microsoft Outlook which is what causes the viruses in the first place

and my nephew was being a brat and there were kids everywhere being loud and not leaving me alone making my over-sensory issues go sky high.
 I  ran outside and hid in my uncles garden shed. On the shelves there were many many diverse inhalants. I took a whiff of some and then stole this can of rubber cement. I took it so I could get high for the long boring ferry ride.
Well I took it upstairs on the deck went into the flipped off the lid with my pocket knife and was about to inhale. Then the waves made the ride bumpy The whole can of contact cement spilled all over my best jeans, my $250 solar panel backpack (used for charging my ipod, cellphone ect) and the can of glue fell behind the toilet destroying the floor. I ran out of the stall and tried to save my backpack. I couldn't I didn't want to get caught not only for the intent to get high but the fact that I destroyed public property by getting industrial strength glue all over the toilet, floors and sink. I salvaged the electronic components and solar panels off my backpack
and threw the bag in the garbage. I cleaned what ever I could off my pants, put all my possessions in a plastic bag and stood outside on the ferry where the turbulence was extreme. Good thing it was 11:00 on a Sunday night or I would have been caught. I walked past the womens washroom and I head these Ferry workers going ÏT'S EVERYWHERE? WHAT THE?"  Probably an outstanding WTF moment. I went back down to the car deck. I hoped my brother did not smell the fumes. He was so tired I guess he didn't even realize. I waited in the car waiting for the ferry to dock in fear of getting caught.

They probably thought it was one of the workers themselves who raided the utility closet.Who else would bring a can of glue on the ferry? Since a lot of the workers are party goers and alcholoics they might think it was one of them.

Well that was stupid. Should get me some hash for next weekend.

Title: Re: Am I stupid or what? Karmas a bitch
Post by: Frolic_Fun on December 02, 2009, 02:18:31 AM
TL;DR
Title: Re: Am I stupid or what? Karmas a bitch
Post by: matthe on December 02, 2009, 02:36:03 AM
glue  :thumbdn:
hash :thumbup:
Title: Re: Am I stupid or what? Karmas a bitch
Post by: Phlexor on December 02, 2009, 02:49:25 AM
Did you ever think that being a glue sniffer that your brain is fried and you are going to make dumb mistakes like that?

Most people fucked up on any kind of drugs or glue or whatever do retarded shit.
Title: Re: Am I stupid or what? Karmas a bitch
Post by: matthe on December 02, 2009, 02:54:10 AM
Did you ever think that being a glue sniffer that your brain is fried and you are going to make dumb mistakes like that?

Most people fucked up on any kind of drugs or glue or whatever do retarded shit.

thats because glue makes you retarded. its like a science fact or something.
Title: Re: Am I stupid or what? Karmas a bitch
Post by: Phlexor on December 02, 2009, 03:11:13 AM
Did you ever think that being a glue sniffer that your brain is fried and you are going to make dumb mistakes like that?

Most people fucked up on any kind of drugs or glue or whatever do retarded shit.

thats because glue makes you retarded. its like a science fact or something.

It gums up those 2 working brain cells you have left  :zoinks:

But seriously, who here hasn't done stupid shit while messed up on drugs or whatnot.
Title: Re: Am I stupid or what? Karmas a bitch
Post by: SleepyDragon on December 02, 2009, 05:17:58 AM
... But seriously, who here hasn't done stupid shit while messed up on drugs or whatnot.

True, I imagine we've all done. But chroming is likely to cause more harm in its longer-term effects than most other, er, recreational practices.

http://au.reachout.com/find/articles/chroming (http://au.reachout.com/find/articles/chroming)
Title: Re: Am I stupid or what? Karmas a bitch
Post by: Alex179 on December 02, 2009, 08:55:30 AM
I don't believe in Karma, because some people just never get what they truly deserve.   The only reason why people do get what they deserve sometimes is that there are consequences for our actions.    You fuck with a snake, you deserve to get bit.   Stuff like that.    Plenty of people get away with doing horrible things, and never really pay for their actions.
Title: Re: Am I stupid or what? Karmas a bitch
Post by: earthboundmisfit on December 02, 2009, 08:56:32 AM


Maybe you should apply for a job working on the ferry.
Title: Re: Am I stupid or what? Karmas a bitch
Post by: Parts on December 02, 2009, 01:59:45 PM
You need some better drugs ask your doctor about benzos or medical marijuana
Title: Re: Am I stupid or what? Karmas a bitch
Post by: Scrapheap on December 02, 2009, 06:11:42 PM
glue  :thumbdn:
hash :thumbup:

 :agreed:

Glue kills lots of brain cells for a little high, THC kills less brain cells and gets you much higher for longer. Or FFS, go get yourself a bottle of rum!! :arrr: :fiveshots: :arrr:
Title: Re: Am I stupid or what? Karmas a bitch
Post by: Gluey on December 02, 2009, 07:40:23 PM
Yeah!
I gotta get some Fire Ball whiskey the stuff that tastes like liquid Cinnamon hearts. I'm gonna get a bottle at Christmas and no one else in my family likes
that stuff. So more for me.
Title: Re: Am I stupid or what? Karmas a bitch
Post by: Phlexor on December 02, 2009, 07:48:36 PM
Yeah!
I gotta get some Fire Ball whiskey the stuff that tastes like liquid Cinnamon hearts. I'm gonna get a bottle at Christmas and no one else in my family likes
that stuff. So more for me.

I like your thinking, getting stuff no one else likes so don't have to share  :evillaugh:

I do that with bags of double salt dutch liquorice.
Title: Re: Am I stupid or what? Karmas a bitch
Post by: Scrapheap on December 02, 2009, 08:21:31 PM
Yeah!
I gotta get some Fire Ball whiskey the stuff that tastes like liquid Cinnamon hearts. I'm gonna get a bottle at Christmas and no one else in my family likes
that stuff. So more for me.

 :thumbup: good drugs are a much better high than shit under the kitchen sink.
Title: Re: Am I stupid or what? Karmas a bitch
Post by: Gluey on December 04, 2009, 12:29:34 AM
Yeah!
I gotta get some Fire Ball whiskey the stuff that tastes like liquid Cinnamon hearts. I'm gonna get a bottle at Christmas and no one else in my family likes
that stuff. So more for me.

I like your thinking, getting stuff no one else likes so don't have to share  :evillaugh:

I do that with bags of double salt dutch licorice


That licorice is the best shit around. My step dad is dutch so we get it every special occasion.

Title: Re: Am I stupid or what? Karmas a bitch
Post by: Phlexor on December 04, 2009, 12:35:50 AM
Yeah!
I gotta get some Fire Ball whiskey the stuff that tastes like liquid Cinnamon hearts. I'm gonna get a bottle at Christmas and no one else in my family likes
that stuff. So more for me.

I like your thinking, getting stuff no one else likes so don't have to share  :evillaugh:

I do that with bags of double salt dutch licorice


That licorice is the best shit around. My step dad is dutch so we get it every special occasion.



We have a store near by that sells only imported dutch food.  :drool:
Title: Re: Am I stupid or what? Karmas a bitch
Post by: 'andersom' on December 04, 2009, 06:37:46 AM
Yeah!
I gotta get some Fire Ball whiskey the stuff that tastes like liquid Cinnamon hearts. I'm gonna get a bottle at Christmas and no one else in my family likes
that stuff. So more for me.

I like your thinking, getting stuff no one else likes so don't have to share  :evillaugh:

I do that with bags of double salt dutch licorice


That licorice is the best shit around. My step dad is dutch so we get it every special occasion.



We have a store near by that sells only imported dutch food.  :drool:

Mmmmmm Dubbelzoute Drop.

Title: Re: Am I stupid or what? Karmas a bitch
Post by: Gluey on December 04, 2009, 08:04:21 PM
Yeah!
I gotta get some Fire Ball whiskey the stuff that tastes like liquid Cinnamon hearts. I'm gonna get a bottle at Christmas and no one else in my family likes
that stuff. So more for me.

I like your thinking, getting stuff no one else likes so don't have to share  :evillaugh:

I do that with bags of double salt dutch licorice


That licorice is the best shit around. My step dad is dutch so we get it every special occasion.



We have a store near by that sells only imported dutch food.  :drool:

Mmmmmm Dubbelzoute Drop.




TRIPLEZOUT! followd by a sweet black cat the another triple zout then a sweet black cat