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Start here => M.O.-Introductions => Topic started by: hiroshima on September 04, 2006, 11:33:08 AM
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I have been told I look like jackie kennedy:
(http://www.metmuseum.org/calendar/images/1b.R.jpg)
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a cross between(http://jennifer.glovich.com/images/Christian_Slater.JPG)
and
(http://www.netglimse.com/images/celebs/bio/hawk4.jpg)
in my youth, when i had more confidence, charisma and dorkiness.
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Somebody would have to tell me what I look like, my mental image of myself is based on tex avery cartoons.
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I was once told I look like either him
(http://tvhipster.com/img/quentin-sister.jpg)
or him
(http://www.celebritypicturesarchive.com/pics/m/michael-weatherly/michael-weatherly-006.jpg)
They were both on a sitcom series starring Christina Applegate named Jesse. If I remember correctly the former, rather than the latter.
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You look like the Carver, Teejay? Get away from me! :o
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You look like the Carver, Teejay? Get away from me! :o
who?
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You look like the Carver, Teejay? Get away from me! :o
who?
A baddie in Nip/Tuck, a TV series I've been watching.
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(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/39/Yogi-portrait.jpg)
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You do look like him, dunc! ;)
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http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/celebrities.php
I came out as most resembling holly hunter when not smiling and Amy Weber when smiling. I'd post the pics but I'm too damn lazy.
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Using the myheritage site, I got this:
(http://usera.imagecave.com/aevalone/KyokoFukada_Pianist.jpg)
Using this picture:
(http://usera.imagecave.com/aevalone/Picture36-copy.jpg)
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http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/celebrities.php
I came out as most resembling holly hunter when not smiling and Amy Weber when smiling. I'd post the pics but I'm too damn lazy.
this site is sooooo good for self-esteem! i did five photos and got Holly Hunter twice, Gillian Anderson once and Charlize Theron twice! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
(http://img320.imageshack.us/img320/8968/t513296128us8.jpg) (http://imageshack.us) (http://img430.imageshack.us/img430/464/t1187196128my2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us) (http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/6584/t1053196128xk9.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
i think that Holly Hunter's (middle picture) nose looks similar to mine, though.
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No matches. Ha, I'm unique.
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I've tried around 8 pictures now, and every time except one it comes up as Kyoko Fukada. I'm not Asian. :-\
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Thing fucking matched me up with hugo weaving.
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Denise Richards. Yeah right...I wish...
Oh and I couldn't figure out how to save the pictures in order to post them.
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shaquille oneal and george benson.
yeah, right!!!
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I got Michael Moore then Paul Ricoeur.
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I've been told by a couple people I look a little like
(http://img357.imageshack.us/img357/6209/drewbarrymorecb9.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
I don't see it. :laugh:
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I've been told by a couple people I look a little like
(http://img357.imageshack.us/img357/6209/drewbarrymorecb9.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
I don't see it. :laugh:
Put your picture back up and I will give you my honest opinion about how much you resemble her.
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do i have to? :-\ Er, I mean, ok.
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Sorry, I didn't mean to be bossy. I couldn't hold the details of your face in my memory so I could compare it without seeing your picture again. I have all three picture on my screen now and I can compare them.
I think you do look a little like Drew Barrymore, but I think you look more like this picture of Denise Richards.
Drew Barrymore's eyes have almost the same shape as yours, but Denise Richards has the overall shape of your face, your nose and your mouth. She has your cheekbones and your eyebrows are the same shape as hers, although hers are heavier in this picture. I can't see your chin and I can't be sure about your eye color from this picture, so I can't comment on them.
Edit: Denise Richard's picture I used for comparison did not show up, so here is the link for you to cut and paste in your browser window:
http://celebritiestime.com/images/denise_richards_001.jpg
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I didn't mean to imply you were being bossy, I just hate pictures of me and got tired of looking at that one. :laugh:
Thank you for your analysis. :)
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i can't get myheritage to work. i put the photos in, it goes to a new page, and i get just the header and a blank bit.
i look like the invisible man, then? :'(
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If you hate your face, you're the only one who does.
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Edit: Denise Richard's picture I used for comparison did not show up, so here is the link for you to cut and paste in your browser window:
http://celebritiestime.com/images/denise_richards_001.jpg
"You don't have permission to access /images/denise_richards_001.jpg on this server."
???
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Edit:Â Denise Richard's picture I used for comparison did not show up, so here is the link for you to cut and paste in your browser window:
http://celebritiestime.com/images/denise_richards_001.jpg
"You don't have permission to access /images/denise_richards_001.jpg on this server."
???
It won't let me see it anymore either. Here is another one, although not the one I used:
http://www.groovyscreens.com/gallery/picture.php?cat=302&image_id=4728
Here is another one:
(http://www.groovyscreens.com/gallery/galleries/pGirls/Denise_Richards/thumbnail/tn-denise_richards_009.jpg)
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I've been told by a couple people I look a little like
(http://img357.imageshack.us/img357/6209/drewbarrymorecb9.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Yeah you look a little like her, You look much more like Denise Richards. Carla you aren't ugly at all and I mean it.
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This one matches me with David Beckham, Giancarlo Fisichella and Henry Cavil.
(http://www.celebrity9.com/img/david-beckham/david-beckham-1.jpg)
(http://www.mcz.com/f1/image/driver/fisi96.jpg)
(http://commanderbond.net/resources/sections/news/images/bond6search/cavill_henry.jpg)
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And WTF? ???
This one's matched me with Gerard Depardieu.
(http://www.kinoweb.de/film2001/Vatel/pix/v37_25_L.jpg)
(http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j229/PeterMacKenzie3/Pics%20of%20me/91130102.jpg)
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yeah, the second one (post).
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This just reminded me that I'm going to keep feeding pictures to this thing til I find one that doesn't think I'm asian.
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Yay. This one matched Denise Richards. I don't look anything like her, but I'm not Asian for once!
(http://usera.imagecave.com/aevalone/amy.jpg)
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If only there was a crappy flash program to show us what our super-hairy offspring would look like.
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If only there was a crappy flash program to show us what our super-hairy offspring would look like.
Could you imagine how much shampoo we'd go through in a week? :-\
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And their hair would go mouldy in the time it would take to dry.
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And their hair would go mouldy in the time it would take to dry.
Just think of the money we could make though by shaving its head regulary and selling the hair to wigmakers...
Stop by here when you're in Alabama. You can help me start a little herd of money makers.
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How many would you need? Would I get a one-off fee for each 'service' rendered, or would I get a share in the enterprise? Should I schedule a visit for every 12 months or so? Would you prefer it done in person, or should I send frozen samples by airmail and leave you to do the rest with a turkey baster? I'd prefer to do it the old-fashioned way, but it's your money. 8)
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my heritage still won't do the face recognition thing for me. told you - everybody hates me.
majr worm-eating session in the pipeline, obviously: i'll start by changing my username..:'(
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my heritage still won't do the face recognition thing for me. told you - everybody hates me.
majr worm-eating session in the pipeline, obviously:Â i'll start by changing my username..:'(
I love you, Vivi. :-*
The heritage thing won't work for me either, so don't feel too bad.
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thank you, callaway - want a skinny worm, or a fat one?
:-*
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my heritage still won't do the face recognition thing for me. told you - everybody hates me.
:-* I don't.
majr worm-eating session in the pipeline, obviously: i'll start by changing my username..:'(
The what session? :o
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It is a kid's song:
Nobody loves me, everybody hates me,
I'm gonna go eat worms,
Long and skinny ones, short and fat ones,
I'm gonna go eat worms.
my heritage still won't do the face recognition thing for me. told you - everybody hates me.
:-* I don't.
majr worm-eating session in the pipeline, obviously: i'll start by changing my username..:'(
The what session? :o
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my heritage still won't do the face recognition thing for me. told you - everybody hates me.
:-* I don't.
majr worm-eating session in the pipeline, obviously: i'll start by changing my username..:'(
The what session? :o
/sings, tearfully...
nobody loves me, everybody hates me
i'm going to go and eat worms.
long, skinny, slimy ones, big fat furry ones,
worms that squiggle and squirm.
bite their heads off, suck their juice out, throw their skins away.
this is how i thrive on worms - three square meals a day.
the long, skinny, slimy ones go down easy,
the big, fat, furry ones all get stuck.
when their bodies reach my gullet,
the blood goes glug, glug, glug.
sniff. :'(
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Yay. This one matched Denise Richards. I don't look anything like her, but I'm not Asian for once!
(http://usera.imagecave.com/aevalone/amy.jpg)
You look gorgeous in that picture.
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my heritage still won't do the face recognition thing for me. told you - everybody hates me.
majr worm-eating session in the pipeline, obviously: i'll start by changing my username..:'(
How many pictures did you try? The first two I tried didn't come up with anything, but the third came up with 6 different people.
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Yay. This one matched Denise Richards. I don't look anything like her, but I'm not Asian for once!
(http://usera.imagecave.com/aevalone/amy.jpg)
You look gorgeous in that picture.
Yes, very breedable-with.
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Denise Richard's was 73%
The other people I got were
Kirsten Dunst- 71%
Sophia Vergara- 64%
Sela Ward- 62%
Meg Ryan- 62%
Keira Knightley- 60% (I wish!!!)
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How many would you need? Would I get a one-off fee for each 'service' rendered, or would I get a share in the enterprise? Should I schedule a visit for every 12 months or so? Would you prefer it done in person, or should I send frozen samples by airmail and leave you to do the rest with a turkey baster? I'd prefer to do it the old-fashioned way, but it's your money. 8)
Old fashioned is easier. No upfront fee, but you get a 50% share in the enterprise. 12 month visits would be acceptable, assuming each one is a successful visit. Otherwise, I'd need you to carry a pager and be on call. Work okay for you?
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You look gorgeous in that picture.
Thank you, Carla. I am quite infatuated with your picture as well. It reminds me of Clea DuVall (that I've obsessed about recently). If you and I were capable of breeding, I'd so try to bargain with you.
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my heritage still won't do the face recognition thing for me. told you - everybody hates me.
majr worm-eating session in the pipeline, obviously: i'll start by changing my username..:'(
How many pictures did you try? The first two I tried didn't come up with anything, but the third came up with 6 different people.
about 13 million... :(
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How many would you need? Would I get a one-off fee for each 'service' rendered, or would I get a share in the enterprise? Should I schedule a visit for every 12 months or so? Would you prefer it done in person, or should I send frozen samples by airmail and leave you to do the rest with a turkey baster? I'd prefer to do it the old-fashioned way, but it's your money. 8)
Old fashioned is easier. No upfront fee, but you get a 50% share in the enterprise. 12 month visits would be acceptable, assuming each one is a successful visit. Otherwise, I'd need you to carry a pager and be on call. Work okay for you?
Sounds like a plan. :) If the business turns a loss though, can we liquidise the kids and sell them as mince pies?
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Sounds like a plan. :) If the business turns a loss though, can we liquidise the kids and sell them as mince pies?
We could, though it would be difficult to part with free slave labor. I've already started planning out how I'll never have to clean my house or cook again with them around. All the hair that would fall into the food is kind of worrying, though.
I believe we are creating the new master race! White supremacists can fuck off. It's all about the hair.
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I think our master race might be a bit limited in it's environmental tolerances. Perfectly insulated for taking over Siberia, but I think they'd melt when it came to the southern US, Africa, and indeed most of the world.
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I think our master race might be a bit limited in it's environmental tolerances. Perfectly insulated for taking over Siberia, but I think they'd melt when it came to the southern US, Africa, and indeed most of the world.
Living in the southern US, I'm now getting so much enjoyment from picturing the effects of humidity on all that hair. Giant puffballs! My god, what a fun toy that would be.
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Yeah, I think people might just laugh when they invade. :P Better to have them fighting on mountains in the snow, where their hair can be all wind-swept and dramatic.
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Yeah, I think people might just laugh when they invade. :P Better to have them fighting on mountains in the snow, where their hair can be all wind-swept and dramatic.
That so has epic motion picture written all over it.
Or! A video game...
(http://usera.imagecave.com/aevalone/mk3sindel21de.gif)
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Didn't they already make that one? I think they called it Braveheart. :P
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Didn't they already make that one? I think they called it Braveheart. :P
I so fell in love with him in that movie. Ok, let's procreate now. Enough foreplay.
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Ok. Can I bring my camera for the porn business too? Might as well work on both businesses at the same time.
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Ok. Can I bring my camera for the porn business too? Might as well work on both businesses at the same time.
Sure, just make a copy for me - oh, and talk and stuff for the camera. Voyeurism + accent and I'm set for life.
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Ok. Can I bring my camera for the porn business too? Might as well work on both businesses at the same time.
Sure, just make a copy for me - oh, and talk and stuff for the camera. Voyeurism + accent and I'm set for life.
"Aye lassie; that's fine Sco'ish meat yer feeling there."
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"Aye lassie; that's fine Sco'ish meat yer feeling there."
Um, McJagger... you're so going after the wrong one for a voice clip.
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"Aye lassie; that's fine Sco'ish meat yer feeling there."
Um, McJagger... you're so going after the wrong one for a voice clip.
I don't really speak like that. :-P Maybe I'll make a clip for you sometime.
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I don't really speak like that. :-P Maybe I'll make a clip for you sometime.
That was actually one of the few things I've seen on the internet that's made me laugh out loud for real. And yes, clip please! As long as your Alabama chick doesn't want to come kick my ass for asking for one. :-X
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I might make a clip tomorrow. It's late here, and very quiet. I'd feel akward talking about my meat with the neighbours sleeping just through the wall.
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You don't actually have to reference meat. Accent > content.
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I hope you like it. :-[
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gods, you sound so young.
oh, of course, you are... ::)
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No way am I posting a picture of myself in here.
I went onto that MyHeritage site out of interest. I put in a 5 year old photo of me with long hair. I forgot to put in my gender, and I got a 64% match with Alison Lohman.
(http://img414.imageshack.us/img414/2856/layout42x1jj4.jpg)
I also got over 50% matches with Jordana Brewster and Neve Campbell. What??
However, I also got a 72% match with Tobey Maguire.
It's nice that they seem to have lots of Hollywood types in their database rather than darts players or boxers.
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gods, you sound so young.
oh, of course, you are... ::)
Hey, we're trying to breed here. >:(
And it's not my fault that my voice is so soft usually. :'(
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I hope you like it. :-[
I need the emote with lil hearts over it's head. May I stalk you now?
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I hope you like it. :-[
I need the emote with lil hearts over it's head. May I stalk you now?
Yes, you can be my official stalker from now on. :P
Is someone still a stalker if you breed with them willingly?
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gods, you sound so young.
oh, of course, you are... ::)
Hey, we're trying to breed here. >:(
And it's not my fault that my voice is so soft usually. :'(
it's more the register than the softness.
and aeval, any of these any good...?
(http://www.smileyparadies.de/smilies/liebe/whip2_1-001.gif)
(http://www.smileyparadies.de/smilies/liebe/love4.gif)
(http://www.smileyparadies.de/smilies/liebe/floating_heart.gif)
(http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/obscene/eck22.gif)
oops, sorry - the last one was me.
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Yes, you can be my official stalker from now on. :P
Is someone still a stalker if you breed with them willingly?
I'm not sure. I've never stalked anyone before. Do you think I could find a guidebook on Amazon.com so I can make sure I do it properly?
(I've listened to that recording 8 times. Going for 9 now.)
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it's more the register than the softness.
and aeval, any of these any good...?
(http://www.smileyparadies.de/smilies/liebe/whip2_1-001.gif)
(http://www.smileyparadies.de/smilies/liebe/love4.gif)
(http://www.smileyparadies.de/smilies/liebe/floating_heart.gif)
(http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/obscene/eck22.gif)
oops, sorry - the last one was me.
Yes! The second one is perfect! Thank you!
(http://www.smileyparadies.de/smilies/liebe/love4.gif)(http://www.smileyparadies.de/smilies/liebe/love4.gif)(http://www.smileyparadies.de/smilies/liebe/love4.gif)(http://www.smileyparadies.de/smilies/liebe/love4.gif)(http://www.smileyparadies.de/smilies/liebe/love4.gif)(http://www.smileyparadies.de/smilies/liebe/love4.gif)(http://www.smileyparadies.de/smilies/liebe/love4.gif)(http://www.smileyparadies.de/smilies/liebe/love4.gif)(http://www.smileyparadies.de/smilies/liebe/love4.gif)(http://www.smileyparadies.de/smilies/liebe/love4.gif)
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I found stalking instructions, but apparently it involves driving past someone's house a lot and stealing an object that they own.
So, could you send me dryer lint or something please so I may do this at least halfway properly?
http://www.pottymouth.org/humor/stalking.html
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oh, do get a room, chaps. with the two way mirror, so that some of the pervs on here can get their jollies... ::)
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How about if we post the video?
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not for me, ta - i was being terribly kind, and thinking of other people. you'd have to ask them.
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I found stalking instructions, but apparently it involves driving past someone's house a lot and stealing an object that they own.
So, could you send me dryer lint or something please so I may do this at least halfway properly?
http://www.pottymouth.org/humor/stalking.html
Can't you just masturbate to my pics and listen to my voice obsessively like a normal internet stalker?
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Can't you just masturbate to my pics and listen to my voice obsessively like a normal internet stalker?
That seems boring though. It'd be more fun to have an interactive stalkee. You're welcome to pawn me off onto someone else though.
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You could find my myspace and post creepy, obsessive comments for everyone to see, and call Alabama girl a cheap slut.
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You could find my myspace and post creepy, obsessive comments for everyone to see, and call Alabama girl a cheap slut.
I took that as a challenge and tried. Can't find it, but I really have no idea how to look so I just kinda sat looking at my MySpace screen for a few minutes. Yay effort.
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You could find my myspace and post creepy, obsessive comments for everyone to see, and call Alabama girl a cheap slut.
I took that as a challenge and tried. Can't find it, but I really have no idea how to look so I just kinda sat looking at my MySpace screen for a few minutes. Yay effort.
Try googling for my name with myspace in the search query. (Yes, I'm giving you lessons on how to stalk people).
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Try googling for my name with myspace in the search query. (Yes, I'm giving you lessons on how to stalk people).
Aha, I found it! Thanks for not having bright shiny things that blink all over your page.
Oh, and I separated your names for the first Google search, and got some Canadian band called loudlovecanada or something.
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Yay. This one matched Denise Richards. I don't look anything like her, but I'm not Asian for once!
(http://usera.imagecave.com/aevalone/amy.jpg)
You look gorgeous in that picture.
every picture i have seen she looks absolutely georgeous.
dark hair, dark eyes, red lipstick highlighting those confident DSL's.
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every picture i have seen she looks absolutely georgeous.
dark hair, dark eyes, red lipstick highlighting those confident DSL's.
Er, thank you. I am very uncomfortable with my appearance, so I throw pictures around to try to deal with it - I think I look much better in photographs (they always seem like someone else when I see them). Oh, and I don't own lipstick. I don't know how that makeup stuff works. Tried it and looked like a 3 year old playing dress-up.
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Then how come it looks like you're wearing lipstick in that photo? ???
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I've been told that I bare a strong resemblance to David Bowie.
I agree, especially when I had short hair.
The first picture here is the spitting image of me when I wore my hair like that......
(http://static.flickr.com/94/238035964_3e72c75d98_o.jpg)
(http://static.flickr.com/98/238035913_f5fa0bd39f_o.jpg)
(http://static.flickr.com/89/238035902_37e267677f_o.jpg)
I've also, more recently, I been told I look like James Hetfeild....I disagree
(http://static.flickr.com/88/238035957_e1f89b9a9f_o.jpg)
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Then how come it looks like you're wearing lipstick in that photo? ???
Not sure. It may be the light or the shirt I'm wearing. I think I'm just so washed out pale in that picture that my eyes and lips look darker than they normally would. Looking at the pictures I have on my computer though, it seems like they're always that color. I guess because I'm so pale.
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it looks like you have lipstick in every picture.
do you bite your lips alot?
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it looks like you have lipstick in every picture.
do you bite your lips alot?
Yeah. I bite my lips, nails, and any inanimate object that gets near enough.
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do you grind your teeth?
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do you grind your teeth?
Not anymore. I just have oral fixation (not sexual!) from hell, though it's better than it was when I was little. I used to lick street signs to see what they'd feel like.
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do you smoke?
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do you smoke?
Only when extremely stressed. The combo of nicotine / oral stimulation helps then.
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I've been told that I resemble the result of a wacky, sperm bank mix-up in which Bea Arthur becomes pregnant with a baby whose father is either Lyle Lovett or Bruce Vilanche.