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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: 'andersom' on November 27, 2009, 05:19:31 PM
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For starters:
Nicked from the sex forum, a recipe for stuffed camel:
Wonder if camel is good eating
I was thinking the same thing. If it's got meat on it and it's annoying, there's always burgers, camel burgers.
Whole Stuffed Camel
½ day | 2 hours prep
SERVES 100
1 whole camel, medium size
1 whole lamb, large size
20 whole chicken, medium size
60 eggs
12 kg rice
2 kg pine nuts
2 kg almonds
1 kg pistachio nut
110 gallons water
5 lbs black pepper
salt
1.Skin, trim and clean camel (once you get over the hump), lamb and chicken.
2.Boil until tender.
3.Cook rice until fluffy.
4.Fry nuts until brown and mix with rice.
5.Hard boil eggs and peel.
6.Stuff cooked chickens with hard boiled eggs and rice.
7.Stuff the cooked lamb with stuffed chickens.
8.Add more rice.
9.Stuff the camel with the stuffed lamb and add rest of rice.
10.Broil over large charcoal pit until brown.
11.Spread any remaining rice on large tray and place camel on top of rice.
12.Decorate with boiled eggs and nuts.
13.Serves a friendly crowd of 80-100.
http://www.recipezaar.com/Whole-Stuffed-Camel-67495
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Squirrel:
Squirrel Stew
Ingredients:
1 squirrel, quartered
1 cup diced onion
2 large tomatoes (from your garden) or 1 can of tomatoes
Assorted fresh ,or canned veggies
Preparation:
Sprinkle seasoned salt, pepper, and cayenne pepper (optional) liberally on the meat. Pour some cooking oil into a large pot (dutch oven). Sauté the meat with the onions until well browned. Drain the excess oil, add about 2 cups water, and bring to a boil. Cut up the tomatoes and add. If you use canned tomatoes add them now. Turn down the heat, and let slow cook for at least an hour. Important: older squirrels may require cooking longer than an hour. Check periodically for tenderness. If you don't you will have a hard time chewing the meat. After the meat is tender, add the veggies, carrots, potatoes, banana pepper, what ever you like. Cook until the veggies are done. An option you can use is, cook up your favorite pasta and serve over the pasta. (eliminate the potatoes). That's it, nice and simple ~ Good eating: John
From http://www.bowhunting.net/susieq/squirrel.html
I'm a bit shocked over the brutal thing between brackets: (eliminate the potatoes)
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Gosh, who would ever dream of abusing chocolate on dead non-human animals? Such a waste of chocolate.
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For starters:
Nicked from the sex forum, a recipe for stuffed camel:
Wonder if camel is good eating
I was thinking the same thing. If it's got meat on it and it's annoying, there's always burgers, camel burgers.
Whole Stuffed Camel
½ day | 2 hours prep
SERVES 100
1 whole camel, medium size
1 whole lamb, large size
20 whole chicken, medium size
60 eggs
12 kg rice
2 kg pine nuts
2 kg almonds
1 kg pistachio nut
110 gallons water
5 lbs black pepper
salt
1.Skin, trim and clean camel (once you get over the hump), lamb and chicken.
2.Boil until tender.
3.Cook rice until fluffy.
4.Fry nuts until brown and mix with rice.
5.Hard boil eggs and peel.
6.Stuff cooked chickens with hard boiled eggs and rice.
7.Stuff the cooked lamb with stuffed chickens.
8.Add more rice.
9.Stuff the camel with the stuffed lamb and add rest of rice.
10.Broil over large charcoal pit until brown.
11.Spread any remaining rice on large tray and place camel on top of rice.
12.Decorate with boiled eggs and nuts.
13.Serves a friendly crowd of 80-100.
http://www.recipezaar.com/Whole-Stuffed-Camel-67495
that's no way to have sex. :P
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I totally agree, thought it fitted the crime section better indeed.
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it's a crime to have sex?
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It should be a crime to eat camels. They're stinky, filthy animals! :puke:
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it's a crime to have sex?
I did not bring the sex to the crime part of the forum. :duh:
Don't think eating camels is a crime either, but that's not important. I don't fancy eating camels.
I do want sex though.
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it's a crime to have sex?
I did not bring the sex to the crime part of the forum. :duh:
Don't think eating camels is a crime either, but that's not important. I don't fancy eating camels.
I do want sex though.
With a camel?? Eeeeeew! Groooooose!!
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That's deadly but if we leave camels out iof it I'm all for it.
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Want the camels out indeed.
Guess that's what the recipe is for. Get rid of the camel, before having sex.
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i can have sexd without a recipe
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Stir-Fried Lily with Coconut Milk.
1 lb Lily haunch, cut into bite-sized pieces
1 medium onion, thinly sliced
2 small green chilies, seeded and sliced
4-6 mushrooms, sliced
1 cup coconut milk
5 tablespoons peanut oil
2 tablespoons soy sauce
2 tablespoons fresh ginger, chopped
1 teaspoon ground cumin seed
1 teaspoon cornflour (mixed with water to form a paste)
salt and pepper to taste
fresh mint leaves
Heat oil in wok or frying pan, then add Lily meat, stir-frying until lightly browned. Add coconut milk and soy sauce and stir fry for 1-2 minutes. Add onion, chillies, mushrooms, and seasoning and continue to stir. When the mixture begins to bubble, stir in cornflour paste. Garnish with the best seasonal lilies as a commemoration and acknowledgment of a good dog.
Tasty? :-\
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Recipes for flowers belong in another thread.
Inspiration can be found here
http://www.pfaf.org/leaflets/flowers.php
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My apologies :-[
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I'd find a recipe for Les, but who the fuck would go anywhere near something like that?
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I'd find a recipe for Les, but who the fuck would go anywhere near something like that?
I would, and you know that. Uncooked though.
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Heh, one of my earliest posts on WP was to critique someone's dog recipe.
Unhappy with this dog? Let me give you an easy out.
Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
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3 kg dog meat
1 1/2 cups vinegar
60 peppercorns -- crushed
6 tablespoons salt
12 cloves garlic -- crushed
1/2 cup cooking oil
6 cups onion -- sliced
3 cups tomato sauce
10 cups boiling water
6 cups red pepper -- cut into strips
6 pieces bay leaf
1 teaspoon tabasco sauce
1 1/2 cups liver spread
1 whole fresh pineapple -- cut 1/2 inch thick
1. First, kill a medium sized dog, then burn off the fur over a hot fire.
2. Carefully remove the skin while still warm and set aside for later (may be
used in other recpies)
3. Cut meat into 1″ cubes. Marinade meat in mixture of vinegar, peppercorn,
salt and garlic for 2 hours.
4. Fry meat in oil using a large wok over an open fire, then add onions and
chopped pineapple and suate until tender.
5. Pour in tomato sauce and boiling water, add green peper, bay leaf and
tobasco.
6. Cover and simmer over warm coals until meat is tender. Blend in liver spread
and cook for additional 5-7 minutes.
I do think you'll have to keep him for a while longer, he doesn't look like he is up to that 3 kilograms yet. Might be able to cut this recipe in half, if you can't wait much longer.
May the force be with you.
What you mean that was politicly incorrect?
To which I replied:
postpaleo, that recipe is crook! Full-on wrong! Don't you know that you're meant to use nam pla fish sauce and chilies with the seeds still in. Ketchup and tabasco, yeesh.
Generally I'm laissez-faire about other people's food choices, but once I saw this doco on TV about feral cats. Some Aboriginal ladies were snaring them in wire traps. They were savage big buggers too (the cats, not the Aboriginal ladies, they were pretty mellow). Then they roasted 'em on the campfire and had 'em for supper. Not likely to forget that any time soon, if ever.
I agree, though, with blessedmom about eating lower down on the food chain. Much healthier. I'd be a vegetarian if it weren't for cultural pressure and my own inertia.
Those were some good times. 8)
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Streuth. That was bloody awesome. You are a little bloody ripper. :plus: ;D
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Gosh, who would ever dream of abusing chocolate on dead non-human animals? Such a waste of chocolate.
I agree. I have never gotten the whole chocolate covered insects thing. I just want chocolate.