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Title: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: Celticgoddess on October 25, 2009, 04:03:24 PM
Okay, now that I've seen that even odeon thinks she's hawt, this needs to be explained to me. What is so hawt about Bjork? I'm really trying to see it, but failing miserably. She just doesn't do it for me in any way and I'm pretty openminded. :P
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: Adam on October 25, 2009, 04:05:09 PM
arse, post a picture if youre gonna make a "would u fuck it" thread  >:(

Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: Blasted on October 25, 2009, 04:07:20 PM
Okay, now that I've seen that even odeon thinks she's hawt, this needs to be explained to me. What is so hawt about Bjork? I'm really trying to see it, but failing miserably. She just doesn't do it for me in any way and I'm pretty openminded. :P

She's not hot she's cute!  In a weird way.  Like the pics I posted of her wearing that dead swan dress.
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: Blasted on October 25, 2009, 04:12:17 PM
I think she is pretty:

(http://hearingtest.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/bjork-leaf.jpg)

(http://www.fatplanet.com.au/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/bjork465x354.jpg)

The dress is godawful but she looks sweet:

(http://www.thatshideous.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/bjork_350x435.jpg)

(http://venturebeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/bjork_investment_fund.jpg)
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: Parts on October 25, 2009, 04:13:53 PM
She is cute in a pixie like fashion
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: Celticgoddess on October 25, 2009, 04:15:17 PM
When she's natural, she's pretty:

(http://www.tu-harburg.de/rzt/rzt/it/Bjork2.gif)

(http://images.askmen.com/galleries/singer/bjork/pictures/bjork-picture-3.jpg)

The dead swan attire and her weird side totally turn me off.
(http://shelovestoknit.typepad.com/she_loves_to_knit/images/bjork.jpg)

Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: Blasted on October 25, 2009, 04:16:47 PM
When she's natural, she's pretty:

(http://www.tu-harburg.de/rzt/rzt/it/Bjork2.gif)


She's stunning here.

I like weird  8)
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: Blasted on October 25, 2009, 04:24:02 PM
(http://www.mp3lyrics.org/b/bjork/bjork_4.Jpg)

I mean, look at her costumes, they are awesome  :green:

(http://celebrities.ninemsn.com.au/img/blog/blog160408_bjork2.jpg)

(http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/bjork.jpg)

(http://unit.bjork.com/specials/pics/misc/EllenVoit9310Bjork06.jpg)
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: Celticgoddess on October 25, 2009, 04:32:08 PM

She's stunning here.

I like weird  8)

Why do you and I always end up discussing why women you like are hot/not hot because we figured out eons ago we have very different tastes in women. :laugh:

Hot for me is the two we've already discussed

Shane:

(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p162/Sashie-J/shane.jpg)

Leisha Hailey
(http://www.boston.com/ae/tv/blog/leisha.jpg)

And I have a huge thing for Ellen. She's got the best energy. Portia is hot too.

(http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2009/02/ellenportia.jpg)


Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: Blasted on October 25, 2009, 04:33:21 PM
Ellen is funny but no way is she hot  :laugh:

With Shane though, I agree 100%  8)

I also love Mia Kirshner and her character
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: earthboundmisfit on October 25, 2009, 05:07:45 PM


I think her tattoo is pretty cool:


(http://home.swipnet.se/~w-10797/bjork/tattoo.jpg)
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: Celticgoddess on October 25, 2009, 05:23:57 PM
Ellen is funny but no way is she hot  :laugh:
But for me, a cool vibe about someone makes them more appealing to me than their looks. I've always been that way. That's why I can never say I have a certain "type" of person that I'm into. It's all about the personality/brain connection.

And it always comes down to Shane. The only one we ever agree on. :laugh:
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: P7PSP on October 25, 2009, 10:16:59 PM
In this pic she clearly needs her butt paddled. And I would help her in that regard because I am altruistc.  :thumbup:

(http://venturebeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/bjork_investment_fund.jpg)
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: matthe on October 26, 2009, 01:10:40 AM
crazy women turn me on something fierce.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYyyqIZTvYY
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: P7PSP on October 26, 2009, 01:19:35 AM
crazy women turn me on something fierce.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYyyqIZTvYY

Reporters are fucking scumbags. No doubt that turd deserved an asskicking. :lol:
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: Al Swearegen on October 26, 2009, 04:32:18 AM
Sory guys I have always thought she was a bit of a "whack, whack". That is just me though.
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: matthe on October 26, 2009, 05:18:16 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dJAnlG7nLc&feature=related
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on October 26, 2009, 06:49:01 AM
I'll take some of this:

(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d69/am_ausgellensten/001877110450.jpg)

Half of what I like about Elizabeth Banks is her on-screen personality. She's gorgeous but there's just something sweet-girl-next-door about her...
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: odeon on October 26, 2009, 03:41:52 PM
Okay, now that I've seen that even odeon thinks she's hawt, this needs to be explained to me. What is so hawt about Bjork? I'm really trying to see it, but failing miserably. She just doesn't do it for me in any way and I'm pretty openminded. :P

"even odeon"?  :'(
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: P7PSP on October 26, 2009, 03:48:42 PM
Okay, now that I've seen that even odeon thinks she's hawt, this needs to be explained to me. What is so hawt about Bjork? I'm really trying to see it, but failing miserably. She just doesn't do it for me in any way and I'm pretty openminded. :P

"even odeon"?  :'(
I think she has the misapprehesion that you are smart or something.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: odeon on October 26, 2009, 03:51:36 PM
Okay, now that I've seen that even odeon thinks she's hawt, this needs to be explained to me. What is so hawt about Bjork? I'm really trying to see it, but failing miserably. She just doesn't do it for me in any way and I'm pretty openminded. :P

"even odeon"?  :'(
I think she has the misapprehesion that you are smart or something.  :zoinks:

These n00bs are so clueless at times. :laugh:
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: SleepyDragon on October 26, 2009, 04:26:38 PM
Bjork was quoted in interview once as saying that she's proud of her archetypically-Icelandic heritage and appearance. I find it fascinating that even full siblings from Icelandic families can vary so much in coloration: one with white-blond hair, another with jet-black.
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: Celticgoddess on October 26, 2009, 04:28:45 PM
Okay, now that I've seen that even odeon thinks she's hawt, this needs to be explained to me. What is so hawt about Bjork? I'm really trying to see it, but failing miserably. She just doesn't do it for me in any way and I'm pretty openminded. :P

"even odeon"?  :'(
I think she has the misapprehesion that you are smart or something.  :zoinks:

These n00bs are so clueless at times. :laugh:

Hey! I'm going to take back the day I called you God (and i wasn't even naked or drunk or both) :lol:
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: jman on October 26, 2009, 10:05:32 PM
Bjork is cute I'd definitely hit it

A lot of people think she is crazy but that just makes her that much more attractive to me
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: Al Swearegen on October 27, 2009, 02:49:48 AM
Sory guys I have always thought she was a bit of a "whack, whack". That is just me though.

Oh I better explain that Australianism.  :P

A "whack, whack" is someone who has been hit twice over the head with the ugly stick
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: Mr Smith on October 27, 2009, 05:05:06 AM
Wouldn't call her hot tbh.

She's cute in a weird sort of way... and its kinda cool you get sick of all the bimbo clones.
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: Celticgoddess on October 27, 2009, 05:56:31 AM
Sory guys I have always thought she was a bit of a "whack, whack". That is just me though.

Oh I better explain that Australianism.  :P

A "whack, whack" is someone who has been hit twice over the head with the ugly stick

I'm totally adding that term to my "words you must incorporate into your daily language" list :green:
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: Al Swearegen on October 27, 2009, 06:19:01 AM
Sory guys I have always thought she was a bit of a "whack, whack". That is just me though.

Oh I better explain that Australianism.  :P

A "whack, whack" is someone who has been hit twice over the head with the ugly stick

I'm totally adding that term to my "words you must incorporate into your daily language" list :green:

Australian's have many strange phrases and words. We are a bloody weird mob.
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: odeon on October 27, 2009, 07:24:34 AM
Okay, now that I've seen that even odeon thinks she's hawt, this needs to be explained to me. What is so hawt about Bjork? I'm really trying to see it, but failing miserably. She just doesn't do it for me in any way and I'm pretty openminded. :P

"even odeon"?  :'(
I think she has the misapprehesion that you are smart or something.  :zoinks:

These n00bs are so clueless at times. :laugh:

Hey! I'm going to take back the day I called you God (and i wasn't even naked or drunk or both) :lol:

You don't have to call me anything and I promise you I won't mind the naked and drunk part. :eyelash:
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: Celticgoddess on October 27, 2009, 02:38:27 PM
Okay, now that I've seen that even odeon thinks she's hawt, this needs to be explained to me. What is so hawt about Bjork? I'm really trying to see it, but failing miserably. She just doesn't do it for me in any way and I'm pretty openminded. :P

"even odeon"?  :'(
I think she has the misapprehesion that you are smart or something.  :zoinks:

These n00bs are so clueless at times. :laugh:

Hey! I'm going to take back the day I called you God (and i wasn't even naked or drunk or both) :lol:

You don't have to call me anything and I promise you I won't mind the naked and drunk part. :eyelash:

Bwahaha That caught me so off guard that I can't even thinking of a smartass response. :laugh:
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: odeon on October 27, 2009, 04:15:03 PM
Well, it's OK if you really want to call me god but I have to tell you that those religious fanatics have most of the market cornered.
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: Celticgoddess on October 27, 2009, 06:19:38 PM
Shouting "oh my god" sounds way better than "Daddy" :P

(okay, I just totally skeeved myself out. I couldn't ever call anyone "daddy" in bed  :zombiefuck: :lol: )
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: P7PSP on October 27, 2009, 06:23:10 PM
Shouting "oh my god" sounds way better than "Daddy" :P

(okay, I just totally skeeved myself out. I couldn't ever call anyone "daddy" in bed  :zombiefuck: :lol: )
:hahaha: Like we're going to believe that now!
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: Celticgoddess on October 27, 2009, 06:31:37 PM
(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p64/talongoth/wmn193.jpg)

(that is just soooo wrong :P )
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: P7PSP on October 27, 2009, 06:41:33 PM
 :thumbup: That is a hawt pic. :indeed:
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: Celticgoddess on October 27, 2009, 06:43:42 PM
The pic is hot, it's the caption I could live without :laugh:
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: Scrapheap on October 27, 2009, 10:13:30 PM
The pic is hot, it's the caption I could live without :laugh:

People say far dumber things in bed.  ;) :laugh:
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: Callaway on October 27, 2009, 10:22:11 PM
Shouting "oh my god" sounds way better than "Daddy" :P

(okay, I just totally skeeved myself out. I couldn't ever call anyone "daddy" in bed  :zombiefuck: :lol: )

Me neither. 
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: Celticgoddess on October 27, 2009, 11:49:26 PM
The pic is hot, it's the caption I could live without :laugh:

People say far dumber things in bed.  ;) :laugh:

True. But please share your examples with the class, Scrapheap. 8)

There's something about using the phrase "Daddy" in bed that makes me cringe at just the mere thought. I've said a lot of stuff in the heat of the moment, but never that. The standard "fuck me" will do just fine thankyouverymuch. :laugh:
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: Scrapheap on October 28, 2009, 12:29:15 AM
True. But please share your examples with the class, Scrapheap. 8)

Nothing comes to mind, because I'm usually 3 sheets to the wind when I'm bumping uglies, but that sounds like a good topic for a thread.  ;) :eyebrows: :evillaugh: :headbang2:
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: Al Swearegen on October 28, 2009, 12:52:36 AM
True. But please share your examples with the class, Scrapheap. 8)

Nothing comes to mind, because I'm usually 3 sheets to the wind when I'm bumping uglies, but that sounds like a good topic for a thread.  ;) :eyebrows: :evillaugh: :headbang2:


"Oops"
"Am I there yet?"
"How do we do this again?"
"I am knackered I may have to call reinforcements"
"After assessing you from all positions I think this job is too big for one man"
"I forgot to tell you your Mum will be dropping over in......oh crap about 5 minutes ago"

That is just off the top of my head.
I haven't used any of them yet ....but one day?  :o
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: Scrapheap on October 28, 2009, 01:36:10 PM
True. But please share your examples with the class, Scrapheap. 8)

Nothing comes to mind, because I'm usually 3 sheets to the wind when I'm bumping uglies, but that sounds like a good topic for a thread.  ;) :eyebrows: :evillaugh: :headbang2:


"Oops"
"Am I there yet?"
"How do we do this again?"
"I am knackered I may have to call reinforcements"
"After assessing you from all positions I think this job is too big for one man"
"I forgot to tell you your Mum will be dropping over in......oh crap about 5 minutes ago"

That is just off the top of my head.
I haven't used any of them yet ....but one day?  :o

 :lol: I'd like to see some of these lines used in porno flicks, that'd be a scream!!
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: Adam on October 28, 2009, 07:13:06 PM
HBC is hotttttttttttt
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: P7PSP on October 28, 2009, 11:44:14 PM
HBC is hotttttttttttt
If she gets another face lift she'll have a goatee.  :zoinks: :indeed:
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: Al Swearegen on October 29, 2009, 01:26:26 AM
True. But please share your examples with the class, Scrapheap. 8)

Nothing comes to mind, because I'm usually 3 sheets to the wind when I'm bumping uglies, but that sounds like a good topic for a thread.  ;) :eyebrows: :evillaugh: :headbang2:


"Oops"
"Am I there yet?"
"How do we do this again?"
"I am knackered I may have to call reinforcements"
"After assessing you from all positions I think this job is too big for one man"
"I forgot to tell you your Mum will be dropping over in......oh crap about 5 minutes ago"

That is just off the top of my head.
I haven't used any of them yet ....but one day?  :o

 :lol: I'd like to see some of these lines used in porno flicks, that'd be a scream!!

 :plus:

That'd be awesome!
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: renaeden on October 29, 2009, 05:41:48 PM
I would rather look weird like Bjork than weird like me. :zoinks:
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: matthe on October 30, 2009, 01:57:33 AM
i think youre hot. but then again i only like weird lookin girls.
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: renaeden on October 31, 2009, 12:45:04 AM
Thank you. :D
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: punkdrew on November 01, 2009, 05:35:26 AM
The pic is hot, it's the caption I could live without :laugh:

People say far dumber things in bed.  ;) :laugh:

Dumbest (and funniest) thing I've ever said in bed:

"Now spank my ass and call me a bad girl!"  :P
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: El on November 03, 2009, 06:21:17 AM

She's stunning here.

I like weird  8)

Why do you and I always end up discussing why women you like are hot/not hot because we figured out eons ago we have very different tastes in women. :laugh:

Hot for me is the two we've already discussed

Shane:

(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p162/Sashie-J/shane.jpg)

Leisha Hailey
(http://www.boston.com/ae/tv/blog/leisha.jpg)

And I have a huge thing for Ellen. She's got the best energy. Portia is hot too.

(http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2009/02/ellenportia.jpg)



Purrrrrrrr.  To all of the above.
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: earthboundmisfit on November 03, 2009, 10:18:07 AM


I like Ellen. She's funny as hell.
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: Celticgoddess on November 03, 2009, 10:25:18 AM
:agreed: She makes me laugh out loud and she has the best energy.
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: Al Swearegen on November 03, 2009, 10:32:27 AM
:agreed: She makes me laugh out loud and she has the best energy.

I think she has a face like a busted crab.

(Pen that expression in your Aussie slang book CG :P )
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: P7PSP on November 03, 2009, 11:47:30 AM
I like Sarah Silvermans humor.

(http://i33.tinypic.com/6fozrb.jpg)
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: Adam on November 03, 2009, 11:49:11 AM
i have never watched ellen on tv, i dont think we really have her on our TVs here

shes not hot though  :(

i like the woman on Bones
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: Celticgoddess on November 03, 2009, 11:50:19 AM
I like Sarah Silvermans humor.

(http://i33.tinypic.com/6fozrb.jpg)

She's hilarious :green:
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: matthe on November 05, 2009, 06:49:15 PM
silverman is hot. id hit it. but shes a whore. id have to use a condom.

back to bjork, drawing restraint 9, is a good movie(albeit totally fucked up and weird)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=566oinY9Yy8

couldnt find the last scene where bjork and matthew are making out and eating pieces of eachother

must see for bjork fans, prolly avail on netflicks

Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: maldoror on November 05, 2009, 11:33:19 PM
Bjork's attractive, but I think more importantly she'd be an awesome person to hang out with.
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: Lemon Aguilera on November 05, 2009, 11:46:01 PM
who's posting shaneporn! i can't resist
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: Lemon Aguilera on November 05, 2009, 11:46:45 PM
Bjork's attractive, but I think more importantly she'd be an awesome person to hang out with.

only cuz she dresses up like a swan
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: 'andersom' on November 06, 2009, 02:01:41 AM
Here's for some supposed hawtness

http://www.whatsonxiamen.com/news8205.html

That man has his wife as his advertising campaign.
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: El on November 06, 2009, 10:32:05 AM
Here's for some supposed hawtness

http://www.whatsonxiamen.com/news8205.html

That man has his wife as his advertising campaign.
1.  That's sickening from a baisc "human beings aren't things and should not be treated as such" standpoint.
2.  She doesn't look that great in the after pic; she looks like a freak.
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: Lemon Aguilera on November 06, 2009, 11:41:18 AM
omg that's disguting.
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: Lemon Aguilera on November 06, 2009, 11:42:04 AM
and she looked better before.
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: Celticgoddess on November 06, 2009, 12:29:31 PM
Her before pic is supposedly "dowdy?" She was beautiful. I simply cannot imagine marrying a man who doesn't love you but will after he's turned you into his own personal barbie doll that he carved up himself. "Better than nature can do"....hmm....sounds like someone was trying to play God. That is disgusting. I wonder how much say she even got in her own surgery choices.
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: odeon on November 06, 2009, 01:14:37 PM
Why did she agree to do it?
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: P7PSP on November 06, 2009, 03:23:28 PM
1600 grams of silicone.  :thumbdn: Doesn't seem like a good idea.
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: Celticgoddess on November 06, 2009, 03:34:32 PM
1600 grams of silicone.  :thumbdn: Doesn't seem like a good idea.

But if I'm on a cruise, and the ship goes down, she's the first person I'm grabbing on to. :P
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: 'andersom' on November 06, 2009, 04:02:45 PM
Why did she agree to do it?

Money? Too many bees in her bonnet? Attention whore?
Something must have gone wrong: "When your husband is a plastic surgeon, then the scalpel is your friend."  :zombiefuck: :hanged:

We'll see Michael Jackson like pics of her in ten years I guess.
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: matthe on November 06, 2009, 04:46:14 PM
Here's for some supposed hawtness

http://www.whatsonxiamen.com/news8205.html

That man has his wife as his advertising campaign.

thats fucking awesome. cant find a hot chick? dont bother, when you can make one. great publicity for business too.

personally i would have put most of that 4lbs of Si in her ass, but to each his own, some guys like milkbags, some like ghetto onions.

soreiyu needs to date a plasty surg.
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: P7PSP on November 06, 2009, 10:59:33 PM
1600 grams of silicone.  :thumbdn: Doesn't seem like a good idea.

But if I'm on a cruise, and the ship goes down, she's the first person I'm grabbing on to. :P
Like you wouldn't be groping her anyway.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: Celticgoddess on November 07, 2009, 09:05:50 AM
1600 grams of silicone.  :thumbdn: Doesn't seem like a good idea.

But if I'm on a cruise, and the ship goes down, she's the first person I'm grabbing on to. :P
Like you wouldn't be groping her anyway.  :zoinks:

Bah. What kind of whore do you make me out to be? I don't "grope." I have more class than that. I like to "explore thoroughly with my hands." :green:
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: Callaway on November 08, 2009, 09:46:28 AM
Why did she agree to do it?

Money? Too many bees in her bonnet? Attention whore?
Something must have gone wrong: "When your husband is a plastic surgeon, then the scalpel is your friend."  :zombiefuck: :hanged:

We'll see Michael Jackson like pics of her in ten years I guess.

Low self esteem, maybe?  She is supposedly thrilled with her new look.
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: Celticgoddess on November 08, 2009, 09:52:50 AM
I have such a hard time wrapping my head around the idea of what a life would be like without substance and that your husband fell in love with you because he created you to be what he wanted, not because of who you even were to begin with. Man. And what does her family think of all this? If that were me, my parents would forcibly lock me up until someone talked some sense into me.
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: earthboundmisfit on November 08, 2009, 09:54:06 AM


I have such a hard time wrapping my head around the idea of what a life would be like without substance and that your husband fell in love with you because he created you to be what he wanted, not because of who you even were to begin with. Man. And what does her family think of all this? If that were me, my parents would forcibly lock me up until someone talked some sense into me.


That's because you have  substance. Some people don't.
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: Celticgoddess on November 08, 2009, 10:02:28 AM


I have such a hard time wrapping my head around the idea of what a life would be like without substance and that your husband fell in love with you because he created you to be what he wanted, not because of who you even were to begin with. Man. And what does her family think of all this? If that were me, my parents would forcibly lock me up until someone talked some sense into me.


That's because you have  substance. Some people don't.

True. I guess when you don't have much to start with, any kind of affection/attention/promise feels like a step up.

I wonder what will happen when she ages. It's not like presents him to be the kind of guy who will stick around and hold your hand and nurse you to better health while you recover from a stroke.

There comes an age when even plastic surgery can't help you much. Look at Joan Rivers. :P
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: odeon on November 08, 2009, 04:46:39 PM
There's always another blonde to remake. :zoinks:
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: Lemon Aguilera on November 08, 2009, 05:09:50 PM
what really bothers me is that she doesn't look good. she looks like a man. first of all german women can be really manly and to turn that into some amazon bimbo is just gross. she looks like a femme ahnold.
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: 'andersom' on November 08, 2009, 08:36:24 PM


I have such a hard time wrapping my head around the idea of what a life would be like without substance and that your husband fell in love with you because he created you to be what he wanted, not because of who you even were to begin with. Man. And what does her family think of all this? If that were me, my parents would forcibly lock me up until someone talked some sense into me.


That's because you have  substance. Some people don't.

True. I guess when you don't have much to start with, any kind of affection/attention/promise feels like a step up.

I wonder what will happen when she ages. It's not like presents him to be the kind of guy who will stick around and hold your hand and nurse you to better health while you recover from a stroke.

There comes an age when even plastic surgery can't help you much. Look at Joan Rivers. :P


She'll probably be heavily insured, and he will be writing off her value every year a bit for taxes. She's not his wife, but his merchandise asset.

What he writes off, he may put aside to pay her off when she is worn out beyond repair.
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: Blasted on November 09, 2009, 05:20:18 PM
I don't see the problem.  She's obviously happy with it.  It's a disgusting concept if he were taking advantage.  She's an adult woman, no one forced her to marry him and then go under his knife.
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: matthe on November 09, 2009, 05:27:19 PM
damn, (this is serious comment)

youall are fucking mean.

 how do you ppl know that she isnt the sweetest, nicest, most inteligent person, and he fell madly in love with her. and she was like "honey i want some nicer titties and a little more ass, do you think you could hook me upwith some of your silicon?"

but no, you instantly assume that he was like "damn this bitch is fugly, but shes the only one thatll give me the time of day. so ill just pump her chalk full of SI and itll be good for business too"

give the poor girl some sympathy, shes gonna need it when shes 10 years down the road and needs more surgery so she doesnt look like frankenslut.

people make mistakes, and when they do everyone is all about asuming that theyre horible people cause they made mistakes. well guess what, we all make mistakes. and guess what else, the next time YOU make a mistake, theres gonna be someone that knows about it, and theyre gonna say that youre a horrible person, cause you made a mistake.

<end rant>

<^and what binty said>
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: 'andersom' on November 09, 2009, 05:51:15 PM
damn, (this is serious comment)

youall are fucking mean.

 how do you ppl know that she isnt the sweetest, nicest, most inteligent person, and he fell madly in love with her. and she was like "honey i want some nicer titties and a little more ass, do you think you could hook me upwith some of your silicon?"

but no, you instantly assume that he was like "damn this bitch is fugly, but shes the only one thatll give me the time of day. so ill just pump her chalk full of SI and itll be good for business too"

give the poor girl some sympathy, shes gonna need it when shes 10 years down the road and needs more surgery so she doesnt look like frankenslut.

people make mistakes, and when they do everyone is all about asuming that theyre horible people cause they made mistakes. well guess what, we all make mistakes. and guess what else, the next time YOU make a mistake, theres gonna be someone that knows about it, and theyre gonna say that youre a horrible person, cause you made a mistake.

<end rant>

<^and what binty said>

I guess it is this bit that makes me mean:
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Reza Vossough hated 33-year-old Cany's body, but they tied the knot anyway after he spotted her "potential".

I know there are women loving to sculpt themselves into something they like. I actually like the attitude of this woman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1lydg040pk . She has a very distinct personality. And has nothing the way it grew naturally I think.

Nothing wrong with changing looks if that is what you want. But in case of this plastic surgeon, Reza Vossough, I have my doubts.
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: Blasted on November 09, 2009, 06:15:23 PM
I think the problem is the way the article was written.  It could potentially be biased, I mean, he could have been misquoted.  Or he's just a cunt.  His wife doesn't seem to mind though :P
Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: Blasted on November 09, 2009, 06:23:51 PM
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Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: matthe on November 11, 2009, 09:33:12 PM
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Title: Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
Post by: 'andersom' on November 12, 2009, 04:24:32 AM
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We may have lied, or not. No chance of suing us effectively.