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Title: I'm here...so entertain me
Post by: Celticgoddess on September 24, 2009, 11:18:12 AM
I figured it was about time I got my ass over here. I'm Celticgoddess in other various parts of the Aspie web as well. Interested in...er....obsessed with 16th century England and photography. I'm 34 and I'm the postergirl for social phobias. I tried getting that title made in a pageant banner but then realized it really doesn't suit me. I'm more a tattoo girl but that would suck as a tattoo so it's back to the drawingboard *sigh*

Verbal banter amuses me, whiney people do not. I think that about sums it up.
Title: Re: I'm here...so entertain me
Post by: Blasted on September 24, 2009, 11:18:59 AM
Welcome!  :laugh:
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Post by: TheoK on September 24, 2009, 11:19:08 AM
Are you BRAVE? :arrr:
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Post by: Adam on September 24, 2009, 11:19:29 AM
You haven't sent me any nekkid pics for ages, so fuck off :moon:
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Post by: Callaway on September 24, 2009, 11:23:04 AM
Hi Celticgoddess.

:welcome:
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Post by: Celticgoddess on September 24, 2009, 11:25:55 AM
You haven't sent me any nekkid pics for ages, so fuck off :moon:

Oh wait....there's a song playing in my head "You know you want me....."

I ain't yo bitch over here. Got to work for those pics.  >:D Where the fuck have you been anyway? You up and left me, dude.

Miss Bint - Thanks for the welcome.  :)

TheoK - Am I brave? Only by accident. I do things without thinking it through and get myself involved in stupid shit. I figure that passes.

Title: Re: I'm here...so entertain me
Post by: Celticgoddess on September 24, 2009, 11:27:38 AM
Hey Cal  8)
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Post by: Adam on September 24, 2009, 11:28:20 AM
I've mainly been on here really

It's just easier posting on a site where you don't actually have to do anything. I feel like I have too much responsibility on zomg, so put off going there till I have the time to get things sorted. But then I just procrastinate :P
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Post by: Trigger 11 on September 24, 2009, 12:09:43 PM
 :flasher:

You get one free one! :P

Welcome!!! :headbang2:
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Post by: Tristeza on September 24, 2009, 12:45:20 PM
Hi, CG.  I'm unnamed from ZOMG. 

I'm not here much, but just thought I'd say hi.  Hope you are well.  :)
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Post by: P7PSP on September 24, 2009, 05:06:52 PM
:welcome:CG, I am P7PSP @ zOMG.
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Post by: Adam on September 24, 2009, 05:09:23 PM
btw, if anyone's thinking of claiming this one, you can't. CG's my bitch yo  :thumbup:
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Post by: P7PSP on September 24, 2009, 05:49:28 PM
btw, if anyone's thinking of claiming this one, you can't. CG's my bitch yo  :thumbup:
That is what you think. Her name and phone number are already on the shithouse wall.  :hahaha:
Title: Re: I'm here...so entertain me
Post by: 'andersom' on September 24, 2009, 05:56:08 PM
Truly a Goddess? wanting to be entertained?
Never met one using the internets.

I will not worship before you show some miracles.

You are very welcome to perform them.

 :welcome:
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Post by: Untermensch on September 24, 2009, 06:12:27 PM
 :welcome:
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Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 24, 2009, 06:25:39 PM
Welcome CG. I was wondering when you'd show up.
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Post by: renaeden on September 24, 2009, 06:28:31 PM
Hello Celticgoddess, :welcome: to Intensity.

5 more posts and you will see more of the board. Mwahahaha...
Title: Re: I'm here...so entertain me
Post by: Celticgoddess on September 24, 2009, 06:32:55 PM
Truly a Goddess? wanting to be entertained?
Never met one using the internets.

Then there you go. Miracle #1 is accomplished.
Title: Re: I'm here...so entertain me
Post by: Celticgoddess on September 24, 2009, 06:34:56 PM
Welcome CG. I was wondering when you'd show up.

Meh. Takes me awhile to get around to these sorts of things.  ;)
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Post by: SleepyDragon on September 25, 2009, 09:46:50 AM
Hey CG, nice to see ya here. :)
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Post by: Alex179 on September 25, 2009, 09:55:47 AM
Hello, nice to meet you.   I haven't posted on WP or any other Aspie sites in a long time.
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Post by: jman on September 25, 2009, 11:06:27 AM
Hi CelticGoddess,

I just wanted to let you know that when TheoK asks "Are you brave?" that's code for "are you racist, antisemitic pig?"

oh and um welcome
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Post by: TheoK on September 25, 2009, 11:22:37 AM
Go and die, Jew.
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Post by: jman on September 25, 2009, 02:30:21 PM
Go and die, Jew.

As long as you're a lazy parasite living off the hard working Swedish tax payers money, the jews will happily exist.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqpyZQSgVnY&feature=related

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Post by: TheoK on September 25, 2009, 02:31:24 PM
Lost your foreskin, huh?  :hahaha:
Title: Re: I'm here...so entertain me
Post by: jman on September 25, 2009, 02:36:50 PM
Lost your foreskin, huh?  :hahaha:

the ladies don't mind  8)
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Post by: Soleiyu on September 25, 2009, 02:59:22 PM
Lost your foreskin, huh?  :hahaha:

It was taken from him. He didn't even have a choice. Haha. I'd hate to be jewish/muslim.
Title: Re: I'm here...so entertain me
Post by: Celticgoddess on September 25, 2009, 04:09:19 PM
Ahh... No jew bashing here. 80% of my 'hood is orthodox.  8)
Title: Re: I'm here...so entertain me
Post by: Soleiyu on September 25, 2009, 04:11:51 PM
Ahh... No jew bashing here. 80% of my 'hood is orthodox.  8)

Do they ignore you completely like the impure shicksa you are?
Title: Re: I'm here...so entertain me
Post by: Adam on September 25, 2009, 04:16:22 PM
Nah cg is cool (apart from that she likes benjina the vagina)
Title: Re: I'm here...so entertain me
Post by: Soleiyu on September 25, 2009, 04:17:44 PM
Nah cg is cool (apart from that she likes benjina the vagina)

Shicksa = non jewish girl, and in judaism all women are impure and cannot be touched by men. Speaking to a non jewish woman who is not your wife must be a very grave sin I imagine. That's what I meant.
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Post by: P7PSP on September 25, 2009, 04:18:00 PM
Nah cg is cool (apart from that she likes benjina the vagina)
What is it that you have against benjaminbreeg? I find his posts entertaining.
Title: Re: I'm here...so entertain me
Post by: Adam on September 25, 2009, 04:18:59 PM
And I find his posts retarded :thumbup:

Nah cg is cool (apart from that she likes benjina the vagina)

Shicksa = non jewish girl, and in judaism all women are impure and cannot be touched by men. Speaking to a non jewish woman who is not your wife must be a very grave sin I imagine. That's what I meant.

Oh ok cool, I don't know a lot about Judaism, as you can see  :laugh:
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Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 25, 2009, 07:57:53 PM
Soiledarse seems to know a lot about the people he hates. Why don't you come out of the closet and mix with them, then?
Title: Re: I'm here...so entertain me
Post by: Adam on September 25, 2009, 08:35:43 PM
Usually it's the opposite - people are ignorant of the ones they hate and that is why they're insecure about it

I think Soleiyu said he was interested in Judaism when he was a kid. That might have been someone else though.
Title: Re: I'm here...so entertain me
Post by: Untermensch on September 26, 2009, 04:23:47 AM
You are brave for posting a picture of yourself on your avatar. Not brave in the TheoK sense that you are the Anti-Semitic, Neo-Nazi, Pervert, Gun-Nut he is.
Title: Re: I'm here...so entertain me
Post by: TheoK on September 26, 2009, 04:31:03 AM
:toporly:
Title: Re: I'm here...so entertain me
Post by: Celticgoddess on September 27, 2009, 11:22:48 PM
Where I live is like a slice of every country so everyone mixes well. You can go to Little China, Japan, India, Portugal etc. It's why I love where I live. Although I've moved around a lot, I always end up coming back here.

I'm brave for posting my pic? Meh. I don't hide.

And yes, Benjiboy is a cool guy (when he's not smacktalkin gays) ;)
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Post by: benjimanbreeg on September 28, 2009, 03:02:52 AM
Me and gays get on just fine  :laugh:

Don't worry about the insults of soy, his insults can only be laughed at. 
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Post by: punkdrew on October 04, 2009, 11:56:20 AM
Welcome to I2, CG.

I think you're hawt.
Title: Re: I'm here...so entertain me
Post by: earthboundmisfit on October 04, 2009, 11:58:33 AM


I think you're hawt.


 :agreed:
Title: Re: I'm here...so entertain me
Post by: Blasted on October 04, 2009, 12:01:41 PM
Thirded.
Title: Re: I'm here...so entertain me
Post by: punkdrew on October 04, 2009, 12:08:39 PM
Thirded.

We have the potential makings of a group marriage here... ;)
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Post by: Celticgoddess on October 04, 2009, 12:15:49 PM
Thirded.

We have the potential makings of a group marriage here... ;)

Does that require conversion? I have no desire to move to Utah. ;)
Title: Re: I'm here...so entertain me
Post by: Adam on October 07, 2009, 12:43:06 AM
too late tosspots. i staked my claim to cg long ago. trot on...
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Post by: Celticgoddess on October 07, 2009, 03:45:53 AM
^ That's true. And you won't make me move to Utah.
Title: Re: I'm here...so entertain me
Post by: Adam on October 07, 2009, 05:14:39 AM
no and i won't shag your llamas either
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Post by: Celticgoddess on October 07, 2009, 06:57:24 AM
That's good because they're kind of tall. Would be rather awkward.
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Post by: Adam on October 07, 2009, 07:17:49 AM
u callin me a midget?  >:(
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Post by: Celticgoddess on October 07, 2009, 07:21:01 AM
It's better than llama lover.
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Post by: Adam on October 07, 2009, 03:02:17 PM
how is your furball!?
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Post by: Callaway on October 07, 2009, 04:52:21 PM
And how are you?
Title: Re: I'm here...so entertain me
Post by: Celticgoddess on October 07, 2009, 05:17:44 PM
I just came home about 30 mins ago. So...funny story time. My friends have been bugging me about when I'm going to get serious about getting back out in the dating world and they like to tease me about the fact that the men won't be ready for me because it's been nearly 3 years since I've gotten laid.

So I'm getting my xrays done and all I'm sporting is that lovely little blue gown and nada underneath. They do the chest xray, fine. Then they do the pelvis ones to check my hips. The tech says to stay on the table because she wants to check them to make sure she got good shots and she leaves the door to the room I'm in propped open.

Uh....everyone in the waiting room can see me laying on this cold sterile table in my nifty little blue dressing gown and she left the stupid light on the xray thingy so there's this blazing lit "X marks the spot" right on my pelvis. It was like it was yelling out to the world "Hello! Vacancy! She hasn't hasn't been laid in ages!!!"

So then I get a case of the giggles and once I start I can't stop so I'm trying desperately hold it in when I look up at the ceiling and then slightly above my head. The xray is in the basement of the building so the windows are up by the ceiling. Holy shit, the blinds are open and everyone walking through the parking lot are staring at my lovely X marks the spot pelvis.

My word. What an experience. :P But, I saw them looking at the xray and I've got sexy lookin hip bones. Rather impressive.

Harley - He's in the hospital until Friday. :( It's his kidneys. We're really hoping that the medication and the IV's will flush out his system and then he can come home but I won't know anything until Friday afternoon. THe cool thing is that my vet has a visitors area and they encourage people to come and visit their pets as often as they want so I'm going to see him tomorrow afternoon. :) It's this room with a couch and chairs and the vet say the animals heal more quickly when they get visits from their family. I think every vet office should do that. :thumbup:
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Post by: The_Chosen_One on October 07, 2009, 05:38:47 PM
That sounds like a good vet clinic.
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Post by: Celticgoddess on October 07, 2009, 07:36:53 PM
Yeah, this is the first time I've been to this guy because my old vet just retired. He's awesome. While i was waiting for Harley to get his bloodwork done and lady came in with an 18 mos old 100 lbs bull mastiff named Gatsby. :laugh:

(http://static.gotpetsonline.com/pictures-gallery/dog-pictures-breeders-puppies-rescue/bullmastiff-pictures-breeders-puppies-rescue/pictures/bullmastiff-0094.jpg)

Massive dog!!! But he was beautiful and a huge baby. :lol:
Title: Re: I'm here...so entertain me
Post by: Adam on October 08, 2009, 02:24:21 PM
interesting pelvis story  :lol:

that doesnt sound likea really good vet

i hope he will alright

it's good they're at least doing something, so it's at least somethig they think they can fix
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Post by: earthboundmisfit on October 08, 2009, 02:28:55 PM


That is pretty funny. When you haven't had any for a while, you feel like the whole world knows.   :hahaha:
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Post by: 'andersom' on October 08, 2009, 02:58:37 PM
 :green:

The X with pelvic pictures often is used to point at the most vulnerable places, so that they can shade it effectively from the X-rays with a nifty shading plate of lead.
Had a totally different feel than shielding for you.
Title: Re: I'm here...so entertain me
Post by: Celticgoddess on October 08, 2009, 03:16:02 PM
:green:

The X with pelvic pictures often is used to point at the most vulnerable places, so that they can shade it effectively from the X-rays with a nifty shading plate of lead.
Had a totally different feel than shielding for you.

 :indeed: It was definitely more along the lines of what earthboundmisfit mentioned..this -->  :hahaha:

I always have the most interesting experiences with these sorts of things. :P