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Title: Could you do it?
Post by: Parts on February 01, 2009, 10:23:40 AM
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Scrap workers find $128,000 in safe
Fri Jan 30, 12:22 pm ET

BERLIN (Reuters) – Workers at a steel plant near Berlin found 100,000 euros ($128,500) in a safe that a bank had sent to be scrapped -- but they did the decent thing and gave it back.

An employee at Germany's Postbank had failed to take out the cash before sending the safe to the scrapyard. Spokesman Ralf Palm blamed "the carelessness of an employee when a branch office moved in December."

No way unless a lot of people saw it
Title: Re: Could you do it?
Post by: Icequeen on February 01, 2009, 01:47:15 PM
This is a trick question right?  :laugh:



Title: Re: Could you do it?
Post by: odeon on February 01, 2009, 02:07:33 PM
 :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: Could you do it?
Post by: renaeden on February 01, 2009, 08:20:47 PM
I wouldn't be able to help myself. I would keep it.
Title: Re: Could you do it?
Post by: DirtDawg on February 01, 2009, 09:39:05 PM

I think it might be even worse than finding a fancy camera on the highway.



Title: Re: Could you do it?
Post by: TheoK on February 02, 2009, 01:37:27 AM
They have the sense for Redlichkeit in Germany. I, however, have not.  :angel:
Title: Re: Could you do it?
Post by: TheoK on February 02, 2009, 01:38:18 AM
Almost a million kronor. I want that money!  :P
Title: Re: Could you do it?
Post by: P7PSP on February 02, 2009, 03:49:00 AM
Probably not.
Title: Re: Could you do it?
Post by: punkdrew on February 02, 2009, 10:54:26 AM
No, not even if I needed it badly. I wouldn't be able to live with it.
Title: Re: Could you do it?
Post by: RageBeoulve on February 02, 2009, 02:50:38 PM
Fuck that dude. I'd take that shit and invest every penny in shamwow. Hahaha!
Title: Re: Could you do it?
Post by: Parts on February 02, 2009, 08:12:54 PM
My safe is waiting for it :laugh:
Title: Re: Could you do it?
Post by: TheoK on February 02, 2009, 08:25:55 PM
The Swedes were known for their honesty before. They said that if you lost your wallet on a street in Stockholm in 1950, you could be as good as 100% sure to get it back.
Title: Re: Could you do it?
Post by: Parts on February 02, 2009, 08:39:30 PM
I am pretty honest and have returned my share of money  and wallets but this was sold as scrap if it weighted 100 lbs less than they said would they give you  the difference don't think so
Title: Re: Could you do it?
Post by: TheoK on February 02, 2009, 08:45:08 PM
Agreed. And the money belonged to a fucking bank, not to private citizens.
Title: Re: Could you do it?
Post by: Parts on February 02, 2009, 08:46:05 PM
And they sold it fair and square
Title: Re: Could you do it?
Post by: renaeden on February 02, 2009, 08:46:57 PM
If I were to find a wallet with money in it, I wouldn't take the money and I would hand it in to the police because it belongs to someone. GA found a wallet yesterday (with no money in it), he will hand it in today.

I keep any loose money I find. A few months ago I found ten dollars. :) Bank money I would keep that.
Title: Re: Could you do it?
Post by: TheoK on February 02, 2009, 08:52:47 PM
If I found the prime minister's or the king's wallet I wouldn't turn it in to the cops.  :angel:
Title: Re: Could you do it?
Post by: renaeden on February 03, 2009, 05:51:44 AM
Small chance of that. :P
Title: Re: Could you do it?
Post by: TheoK on February 03, 2009, 05:55:20 AM
I don't live in Stockholm.  :-\

Though if I find some other rich bastard's wallet it'd be good as well, though I wonder if they really have cash in them nowadays.
Title: Re: Could you do it?
Post by: Peter on February 03, 2009, 10:09:34 AM
I've repeatedly learned that being honest just gets me fucked over.  Unfortunately, my natural inclination is to be honest, so I could go either way with the money.
Title: Re: Could you do it?
Post by: Pissgai on February 03, 2009, 11:13:10 AM
If I were to find a wallet with money in it, I wouldn't take the money and I would hand it in to the police because it belongs to someone. GA found a wallet yesterday (with no money in it), he will hand it in today.

I keep any loose money I find. A few months ago I found ten dollars. :) Bank money I would keep that.

He still owes me £70, the fat emo.
Title: Re: Could you do it?
Post by: Parts on February 03, 2009, 11:16:00 AM
I've repeatedly learned that being honest just gets me fucked over.  Unfortunately, my natural inclination is to be honest, so I could go either way with the money.

I have gotten that too.  Find a wallet with no money in it return it they say you stole the money :-\
Title: Re: Could you do it?
Post by: Pissgai on February 03, 2009, 11:17:41 AM
Eh, I fucked over Koslit's honesty over his underaged fetish.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Could you do it?
Post by: Christopher McCandless on February 03, 2009, 01:14:00 PM
If I were to find a wallet with money in it, I wouldn't take the money and I would hand it in to the police because it belongs to someone. GA found a wallet yesterday (with no money in it), he will hand it in today.

I keep any loose money I find. A few months ago I found ten dollars. :) Bank money I would keep that.

He still owes me £70, the fat emo.
How come?
Title: Re: Could you do it?
Post by: The Racist Rapist on February 03, 2009, 04:25:18 PM
I might give it back. It would depend on which bank it came from. In this case I would have given it back because I have nothing against that bank.

If it was a bank like Compass or Bank of America where I have had shitty customer service before. Then fuck it, I'd keep it.
Title: Re: Could you do it?
Post by: TheoK on February 03, 2009, 04:33:19 PM
I'd love to fuck Nordea up the arse.
Title: Re: Could you do it?
Post by: Christopher McCandless on February 03, 2009, 04:34:03 PM
If I found the prime minister's or the king's wallet I wouldn't turn it in to the cops.  :angel:
I would turn it into the local newspaper - makes more money that way.
Title: Re: Could you do it?
Post by: TheoK on February 03, 2009, 04:41:35 PM
And it comes to mind: the law says that I have the right to 10% of what's in the wallet.  :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Could you do it?
Post by: Agon on February 05, 2009, 03:28:04 AM
Could have just as easily taken some of that money and give the rest back fearing that one day someone will remember about the money and come back for it only to find nothing. Thus, in order to stay on the safe side and still benefit from it. Taking some of the money is the natural thing to do.
Title: Re: Could you do it?
Post by: Pyraxis on February 05, 2009, 06:59:40 PM
The bank probably has a record of how much was in the safe, and as soon as they're alerted to it being missing, they'd investigate it and discover any that was skimmed off the top.
Title: Re: Could you do it?
Post by: TheoK on February 05, 2009, 07:02:09 PM
They wouldn't find evidence once the safe was molten down.
Title: Re: Could you do it?
Post by: Parts on February 05, 2009, 07:17:35 PM
They wouldn't find evidence once the safe was molten down.

that was my thought I'd give them oh I forgot to check inside
Title: Re: Could you do it?
Post by: Pyraxis on February 05, 2009, 07:54:24 PM
They wouldn't find evidence once the safe was molten down.

Yeah, I know - I was referring to Agon's comment about giving back only some of it.