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Title: Banana Bunkers
Post by: Icequeen on December 05, 2008, 11:01:19 PM
Hurry, Christmas is coming! :stoned:

(http://www.bananabunker.com/img/prod_orange.jpg)

http://bananabunker.com/

I wonder how many beers it took before they came up with this one? ::)

Title: Re: Banana Bunkers
Post by: RageBeoulve on December 05, 2008, 11:19:48 PM
I have no idea. ;)
Title: Re: Banana Bunkers
Post by: Lucifer on December 06, 2008, 02:07:31 AM
i thought it was a vibrator.

:rofl:
Title: Re: Banana Bunkers
Post by: Callaway on December 06, 2008, 02:34:52 AM
Hurry, Christmas is coming! :stoned:

(http://www.bananabunker.com/img/prod_orange.jpg)

http://bananabunker.com/

I wonder how many beers it took before they came up with this one? ::)



42.

That's my Christmas shopping completed.

 :laugh:

Title: Re: Banana Bunkers
Post by: enronh on December 06, 2008, 02:45:19 AM
i thought it was a vibrator.

:rofl:

Yeah I think it has a dual purpose. Well also a dildo at least. If not, why the hell did the rib it.   :laugh:
Title: Re: Banana Bunkers
Post by: RageBeoulve on December 06, 2008, 11:23:08 AM
Actually it is a time travel device DISGUISED as a dildo. If you look really close you can see the TRAVEL BUTAN near the middle of the device.
Title: Re: Banana Bunkers
Post by: Gluey on December 08, 2008, 05:23:10 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pisTZRj6QD8&feature=related
Title: Re: Banana Bunkers
Post by: The_Chosen_One on December 21, 2008, 01:10:16 AM
 :lol:I see it but I don't get it. Mum's always trying to get me to eat more bananas for the potassium. I only like ripe bananas - not overripe bananas with black spots and squishy inside.
Title: Re: Banana Bunkers
Post by: RageBeoulve on December 25, 2008, 10:19:21 PM
:lol:I see it but I don't get it. Mum's always trying to get me to eat more bananas for the potassium. I only like ripe bananas - not overripe bananas with black spots and squishy inside.

Well dude everyone thinks its strange, but I like the ones that are almost ripe. Just a bit tangy and firm but not there yet.
Title: Re: Banana Bunkers
Post by: Parts on December 28, 2008, 12:57:45 PM
:lol:I see it but I don't get it. Mum's always trying to get me to eat more bananas for the potassium. I only like ripe bananas - not overripe bananas with black spots and squishy inside.

Well dude everyone thinks its strange, but I like the ones that are almost ripe. Just a bit tangy and firm but not there yet.


Yum :devour: your not strange at all
Title: Re: Banana Bunkers
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on December 28, 2008, 01:57:08 PM
Unripe bananas are a prebiotic, rich in fermentable carbohydrates.

Avocados are richer in potassium than bananas.  Potatoes are close, but lack antioxidants.   I don't remember what it said exactly about melons though.  Avocaodos are surprisgnly rich in antioxidants also, and  birds are allergic to them..

1 cup of apple seeds can kill a person.

Title: Re: Banana Bunkers
Post by: P7PSP on December 29, 2008, 03:52:59 PM
Unripe bananas are a prebiotic, rich in fermentable carbohydrates.

Avocados are richer in potassium than bananas.  Potatoes are close, but lack antioxidants.   I don't remember what it said exactly about melons though.  Avocaodos are surprisgnly rich in antioxidants also, and  birds are allergic to them..

1 cup of apple seeds can kill a person.


Does that mean unripe bananas make you fart? :stinker:
Title: Re: Banana Bunkers
Post by: Trigger 11 on December 30, 2008, 09:48:35 AM
"My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana and I said no, but I wanted a regular banana later, so...yeah!" -Mitch Hedberg

“On a traffic light, green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it’s just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the fuck did you get that banana at?” -Mitch Hedberg
Title: Re: Banana Bunkers
Post by: Icequeen on December 30, 2008, 01:00:26 PM
"My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana and I said no, but I wanted a regular banana later, so...yeah!" -Mitch Hedberg

“On a traffic light, green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it’s just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the fuck did you get that banana at?” -Mitch Hedberg


Frozen bananas dipped in chocolate. Mmmm :heart:
Title: Re: Banana Bunkers
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on December 30, 2008, 02:23:31 PM
"My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana and I said no, but I wanted a regular banana later, so...yeah!" -Mitch Hedberg

“On a traffic light, green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it’s just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the fuck did you get that banana at?” -Mitch Hedberg


Frozen bananas dipped in chocolate. Mmmm :heart:

I like them in unsweetened cocoa powder.   Its good alone, without the banana.  I did get it right, melons are higher in potassium that banana, a kind of melon.  The doctors didn't mention that to my mom, perhaps because the particular melon isn't as tasty as the banana.  The melon has superoxide dismustate, an antioxidant enzyme, which is broken down in the stomach.  It may however stimulate the  body's natural production of this powerful antioxidant, like green and red  tea.  The opportunity for exploration brings open new doors, the person adjusting their tastebuds may find they like the melon more after awhile.

Pomegrante red tea taste good with cocoa powder, doesn't even need sugar, taste like a brownie coming out of the oven.  Under certain conditions red tea has 50x the antioxidant capacity of green tea, this is the unfermented variety that typically is not available in the groccery store.  The fermented one has its own benefits, like enzymes from the bacteria who fermented the leaves before it was dried.  Red tea calmns the mind and increased elimination of waste.  Its a natural source of alpha hydroxy acids which rip away dead skin cells, you would have to make a cream of some sorts with it.  Unripe bananas probably would make you fart, and if you ate enough, diaherrea.  It would take a dose of 20 or more grams or so of prebiotic found in unripe bananas.
Title: Re: Banana Bunkers
Post by: Trigger 11 on December 31, 2008, 02:15:19 PM
why the hell did the rib it.   :laugh:

So it would bend around the curve of the banana. Or I suppose for her pleasure.