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Title: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Gluey on December 04, 2008, 02:58:34 AM
I'm 20 and play Runescape  :zoinks:

Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: vodz on December 04, 2008, 03:55:28 AM
23, live with parents. :whatthe:
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Frolic_Fun on December 04, 2008, 04:00:32 AM
20, still would play with lego if I had the chance.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Natalia Evans on December 04, 2008, 04:02:42 AM
23 and I watch Care Bears and Strawberry Shortcake and other Saturday morning shows.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Parts on December 04, 2008, 06:02:27 AM
I'm 41 and have toys in my truck for when I get bored
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Mr Smith on December 04, 2008, 06:16:21 AM
23, live with parents. :whatthe:

23? I thought you were about 40.

I'm 23 I still look at the toy section in stores and long that I was that young again to enjoy all this cool new stuff.SO SUE ME!
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: TheoK on December 04, 2008, 06:39:26 AM
I'm 37 and still watch Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck cartoons and think pyrotechnics is the funniest thing in the world.  8)
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Mr Smith on December 04, 2008, 07:19:25 AM
I'm 37 and still watch Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck cartoons and think pyrotechnics is the funniest thing in the world.  8)

37? I thought you were about 40.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: TheoK on December 04, 2008, 07:27:36 AM
I'm closer to 38 but still 37.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Icequeen on December 04, 2008, 08:31:38 AM
Oh come on now, we can do better than this.

I'm 41, this summer I was caught by the neighbors on my son's skateboard, playing in the sprinkler, throwing water balloons, and on the slip n' slide.

I still play with Legos, I watch Chowder, Naruto, & any Samurai Jack episode I can find, can't wait until my son opens his Wii this Christmas so that I can finally play Mario Galaxy, can probably name more Pokemon than my son's friends from helping him collect cards, and I have Animal Crossing on my DS, a mini bop-it & simon in my purse to kill boredom.

Growing old is manditory, growing up is optional. :green:



Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Pyraxis on December 04, 2008, 09:38:45 AM
I'm 25 and I still can't figure out how to snap my fingers, whistle, or hit a baseball.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Lucifer on December 04, 2008, 10:49:07 AM
haven't got any.  i'm ancient, and inordinately proud that i still play like a five year-old, and have retained both my sense of fun, and that of awe and wonder.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Pyraxis on December 04, 2008, 11:08:48 AM
Who says the confessions have to be about playing with kids' toys?  :laugh:
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on December 04, 2008, 11:43:53 AM
I am 26 and I still play with a toy, a sex toy, if when I can fit in :o :laugh:

I can find a cartoon I will watch, but their is usually swearing or obnoxious humor.

I confess,  I am 26 and I still wet myself at night :wanker: :laugh:

I confess, I ate chocolate covered...............goji berry :wanker:    Goji berry is richer in protein than acai, which has as much protein as an egg.  It has more than bee pollen, which is 7x a steak.  Goji berry induces superoxide dismutase, an antioxidant enzyme.  This sod, can reverse an aspect of an arterial diease.
chocolate liquior, rubber buns and lick her :laugh:
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Peter on December 04, 2008, 12:03:36 PM
I'm 41 and have toys in my truck for when I get bored

That's going to look really bad when you get pulled over because of someone's paedoparanoia.  :P

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Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on December 04, 2008, 12:20:52 PM
I am 26 and I still can't drive, except when I am aurosed sexually or annoyed :laugh:

Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Natalia Evans on December 04, 2008, 12:21:24 PM
I'm 23 I have some toys in my apartment.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on December 04, 2008, 12:26:40 PM
I'm 23 I have some toys in my apartment.

I don't see anything wrong with that, just ignore others.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Natalia Evans on December 04, 2008, 01:13:46 PM
I'm not the only one here with toys, two others have also confessed they have toys too.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: TheoK on December 04, 2008, 01:27:55 PM
I am 26 and I still can't drive, except when I am aurosed sexually or annoyed :laugh:



Uhm, you mean you don't have a license? That's not the same as not being able to drive. I could drive at 13, without a license of course.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Frolic_Fun on December 04, 2008, 01:57:29 PM
While I have a license and I can't drive.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: TheoK on December 04, 2008, 01:58:45 PM
That's pretty common. Most women and older folk can't drive, despite having a license.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Frolic_Fun on December 04, 2008, 02:00:34 PM
I meant as in never driving before. I don't even own a car.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Lucifer on December 04, 2008, 02:53:24 PM
Who says the confessions have to be about playing with kids' toys?  :laugh:

good point.  actually, i rarely play with kids' toys, i just play with things like those little biodegradable curly things you get as packaging for delicate things, and stuff llke that.

i was just following the theme of the majority of the posts before mine (yours being an exception).

still can't think of anything i would describe as sad, though...
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Lucifer on December 04, 2008, 02:55:40 PM
I am 26 and I still play with a toy, a sex toy, if when I can fit in :o :laugh:

/refrains from comment.

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I can find a cartoon I will watch, but their is usually swearing or obnoxious humor.

I confess,  I am 26 and I still wet myself at night :wanker: :laugh:

I confess, I ate chocolate covered...............goji berry :wanker:    Goji berry is richer in protein than acai, which has as much protein as an egg.  It has more than bee pollen, which is 7x a steak.  Goji berry induces superoxide dismutase, an antioxidant enzyme.  This sod, can reverse an aspect of an arterial diease.
chocolate liquior, rubber buns and lick her :laugh:

goji berries taste like fucking shit - vile things.  :puke:  actually, not a bad taste, just not much of one at all.  i composted the ones i bought.  yuck.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: TheoK on December 04, 2008, 02:57:21 PM
I meant as in never driving before. I don't even own a car.

I owned a car before I had a license. A red Volkswagen 1302.  8)
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Lucifer on December 04, 2008, 02:58:51 PM
I meant as in never driving before. I don't even own a car.

I owned a car before I had a license. A red Volkswagen 1302.  8)

and do you still run it up and down the carpet, going "brrrrrum, brrrrrum"?
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: TheoK on December 04, 2008, 03:04:01 PM
No, I sold it for 10000 kronor and got a Volvo for free from my grandfather.  8)
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Natalia Evans on December 04, 2008, 04:37:37 PM
I had been driving since I was 15 but had my lisence since I was almost 17. My parents had extra cars so I took myself to school and back and to my own doctor appointments.

I didn't drive illegally of course, I did driver's ed and we all took turns to drive after school. I loved it and it was fun to see kids goof up. One time i almost drove into a mini van because I meant to hit the break but instead I hit the gas pedal but the teacher put on the break. We had a break in the passenger seat for the teacher to use. It was put in. We all had learner's permits.

One time my teacher told me if I hit a cat, I would get 100 points for it on my driver's test and I told him "No way. I would do it in a video game but not in real life." Then he told me I took it too literal and he was just joking. He loved to joke and watch me take him seriously, then after a while I stopped listening to him and he thought I had finally learned. I liked him, he was nice. His stories were funny, even if I did buy them. Then I started telling him at age 16 "Are you serious?" "You're joking" "Be serious." Sometimes he was serious and I thought he was pulling my leg again.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Mr Smith on December 04, 2008, 05:02:35 PM
Oh come on now, we can do better than this.

I'm 41, this summer I was caught by the neighbors on my son's skateboard, playing in the sprinkler, throwing water balloons, and on the slip n' slide.

I still play with Legos, I watch Chowder, Naruto, & any Samurai Jack episode I can find, can't wait until my son opens his Wii this Christmas so that I can finally play Mario Galaxy, can probably name more Pokemon than my son's friends from helping him collect cards, and I have Animal Crossing on my DS, a mini bop-it & simon in my purse to kill boredom.

Growing old is manditory, growing up is optional. :green:





Mario Galaxy is mint.. wouldn't say its for kids either.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Parts on December 04, 2008, 05:31:03 PM
I am 26 and I still can't drive, except when I am aurosed sexually or annoyed :laugh:



What do you steer with you dick or something
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Lucifer on December 04, 2008, 05:31:41 PM
/dies
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: renaeden on December 04, 2008, 07:28:33 PM
I can't drive a manual car, only an automatic. I think I should blame my autism for that. :P
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Parts on December 04, 2008, 07:31:57 PM
I only drove a standard one and it wasn't pretty :laugh:
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Natalia Evans on December 04, 2008, 08:06:18 PM
Oh come on now, we can do better than this.

I'm 41, this summer I was caught by the neighbors on my son's skateboard, playing in the sprinkler, throwing water balloons, and on the slip n' slide.

I still play with Legos, I watch Chowder, Naruto, & any Samurai Jack episode I can find, can't wait until my son opens his Wii this Christmas so that I can finally play Mario Galaxy, can probably name more Pokemon than my son's friends from helping him collect cards, and I have Animal Crossing on my DS, a mini bop-it & simon in my purse to kill boredom.

Growing old is manditory, growing up is optional. :green:





Mario Galaxy is mint.. wouldn't say its for kids either.

My bf got me that for Christmas last year. I beat it but didn't get all the stars.

Why do you say it's not for kids? Let me guess, it gets trickier as the levels go on.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Natalia Evans on December 04, 2008, 08:08:39 PM
I can't drive a manual car, only an automatic. I think I should blame my autism for that. :P

I have had troubles with those but now I have gotten better. I can't drive all manuals because they are all different I heard. No wonder I couldn't drive the green truck my family had. I can drive my own though and my Mom's.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Parts on December 04, 2008, 08:29:16 PM
I have a hard time throwing tins away
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: renaeden on December 04, 2008, 08:45:08 PM
I drool in my sleep.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Natalia Evans on December 04, 2008, 09:24:55 PM
I drool in my sleep.

Everyone does.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Parts on December 04, 2008, 09:30:51 PM
I have about 8 set of keys because I lose then so much
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Peter on December 05, 2008, 01:37:58 AM
I sleep with a stuffed dog that I've had since I was 4.  It's the only stuffed toy I ever picked out myself, it was the only one of it's kind in the shop and was reduced in price because it had a pen mark on it, which is still just barely visible.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Natalia Evans on December 05, 2008, 02:58:53 AM
I have a lot of stuff animals but I have few here in my apartment, including my talking Teletubbies. Very few belong to my bf. I even have a few TY Beanes with me. Lot I have in Montana.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: TheoK on December 05, 2008, 03:21:19 AM
I have a stuffed shark that my brother bought in Indonesia almost 10 years ago and I recently got a big and a small stuffed ice bear from my mum, that I have on top of my TV.  :zoinks:

I also rarely throw away empty vitamin cans or aluminium cans for cigars.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Natalia Evans on December 05, 2008, 04:08:05 AM
I had a crush on Kevin from Home Alone when I was 8 and wanted to meet him and marry him, the actor. Then I got over him because I turned 9 and he wasn't my age anymore. Wait he was in the second one but he says he is 10. Movie mistake or Kevin was lying about his age.


Of course I also knew another aspie when I was 15 who loved that movie and I didn't mind him talking about it. We both talked about our own obsessions. Then we turned into enemies a year later. Long story.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: garmonbozia on December 05, 2008, 11:00:09 PM
My OCD goes completely bat-shit when I'm getting ready to leave for work in the morning, something like this...

coffee maker off and unplugged
stove off
computer off
computer monitor off
computer peripherals off (all on one power strip)
sliding-glass door to balcony closed and locked
closet light off
closet door closed
bathroom light off
bathroom door closed (after making sure electric shaver and toothbrush properly on their chargers)
a/c thermostat set appropriately
cats' water bowls filled
air purifiers not making unusual noises
a visual on all three cats, to make sure I didn't accidentally shut one in the closet or something like that
no other mischief for the cats to get into while I'm gone
out front door
front door locked and checked several (preferably a multiple of five) times
nothing under car tires where it will get backed over
no stray cats under the car

In Florida, we've got air-plants, which grow in high places like on trees and power lines, getting all their nutrients and moisture from the air.  If I walk past one that has fallen onto the pavement, I've got the urge to pick it up or kick it onto dirt or up into a hedge.

Once I'm in the car and on the way to work, that mess is over with and I can think normally again.  (Driving would be a real bitch and possibly quite dangerous if I was still in heavy OCD mode.)

Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: duncvis on December 06, 2008, 12:21:45 PM
I have six fairly time-absorbing computer games which I've acquired over the past seven years. I haven't done much more than install any of them.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on December 06, 2008, 12:39:03 PM
I can't drive a manual car, only an automatic. I think I should blame my autism for that. :P

The sky is the limit, try blaming yourself from now on.  Who says you have to be disabled?, who says you can't be cured?  When I hate something, I turn in into energy that makes a good focus for meditation work.  Lets just say, now I have multiple orgasms. :laugh:  I grew accustomed to a no junkfood diet, now I don't know what I was thinking.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on December 06, 2008, 01:16:41 PM
I have been wasting, I should eat the red tea leaves after I brew them. :o
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Natalia Evans on December 06, 2008, 01:30:12 PM
I have a few computer games and they are all for kids.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on December 06, 2008, 01:34:42 PM
I have a few computer games and they are all for kids.

I have one of those myself, its for boys, play boys :laugh:  I don't have a component that would allow my x box to play it, not that I want to see some gal sucking cock. :laugh:
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on December 06, 2008, 01:37:15 PM
Garlic is making a foul oder :finger:

Its addictive in a way to, onion powder to.

Better not be allergic.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Natalia Evans on December 06, 2008, 01:39:18 PM
I have two adult magazines from Australia and they are Wetset mags and it's about diapers and pants wetting. But I took a permanent marker and colored out the pussies and naked breasts to make the magazine rated G than X.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on December 06, 2008, 01:41:36 PM
I have two adult magazines from Australia and they are Wetset mags and it's about diapers and pants wetting. But I took a permanent marker and colored out the pussies and naked breasts to make the magazine rated G than X.

Why would you do that?
You don't like the naked women? :laugh:

Seriously, why would you do that?

Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Frolic_Fun on December 06, 2008, 05:01:47 PM
I have two adult magazines from Australia and they are Wetset mags and it's about diapers and pants wetting. But I took a permanent marker and colored out the pussies and naked breasts to make the magazine rated G than X.
:LMAO:
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Peter on December 06, 2008, 05:45:09 PM
I have been wasting, I should eat the red tea leaves after I brew them. :o

Or eat them before you brew them and save on hot water.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Natalia Evans on December 06, 2008, 06:01:37 PM
I have two adult magazines from Australia and they are Wetset mags and it's about diapers and pants wetting. But I took a permanent marker and colored out the pussies and naked breasts to make the magazine rated G than X.

Why would you do that?
You don't like the naked women? :laugh:

Seriously, why would you do that?




I was 18 then and was grossed out by that stuff and it made me real uncomfortable looking at them. I nearly threw the mags away but decided to fix the problem so I wouldn't have to throw them away. I still don't regret it.

Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Parts on December 06, 2008, 06:15:40 PM
I eat needles off the xmas tree every year and don't consider it xmas time till I do
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Frolic_Fun on December 06, 2008, 08:36:52 PM
I'll use permanent marker when I accidentally see scat/animal porn online in future, will make it G-rated! Hell, even my parents could enjoy it then!

Child porn? Safe with the magic of permanent markers!  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: renaeden on December 07, 2008, 05:58:07 AM
I drool in my sleep.
Everyone does.
I never used to. Then I got braces and when they came off I started drooling in my sleep a lot. Still do. I didn't know everyone else does it.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: enronh on December 07, 2008, 07:42:36 AM
I'll use permanent marker when I accidentally see scat/animal porn online in future, will make it G-rated! Hell, even my parents could enjoy it then!

Child porn? Safe with the magic of permanent markers!  :zoinks:

But a nuisance on your monitor!  :laugh:
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Blasted on December 07, 2008, 07:53:52 AM
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Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: El on December 07, 2008, 12:16:15 PM
I'm 22 and I've never been drunk.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Natalia Evans on December 07, 2008, 07:50:48 PM
^Niether have I^


I sit on the jon with the laptop as I take a dump.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Icequeen on December 07, 2008, 09:03:16 PM
I've gotten bored and drawn on myself with washable markers. (Warning: they don't wash off as easy as they tell you they do).  :laugh:
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Callaway on December 07, 2008, 09:33:13 PM
I've gotten bored and drawn on myself with washable markers. (Warning: they don't wash off as easy as they tell you they do).  :laugh:

I know.  My daughter has drawn all over herself, too.

One time, her teacher thought she had horrible bruises on her face, when it was just marker marks that wouldn't wash completely off.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: renaeden on December 08, 2008, 04:12:37 AM
I'm 22 and I've never been drunk.
^Niether have I^
Me either. I have done other stuff to make up for it, though.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Peter on December 08, 2008, 07:41:54 AM
I'm 22 and I've never been drunk.
^Niether have I^
Me either. I have done other stuff to make up for it, though.

What stuff?
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: El on December 08, 2008, 09:03:47 AM
I can sing along with copious amounts of bad late 90s/early 2000s pop songs.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: TheoK on December 08, 2008, 09:06:59 AM
I listen to ABBA and think it's pretty good music.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: RageBeoulve on December 08, 2008, 10:48:10 AM
I'm 22 and I've never been drunk.

wat ???
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Blasted on December 08, 2008, 02:19:07 PM
I listen to ABBA and think it's pretty good music.

You have great taste, sir.

I'm 19 and still sleep with my teddy.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Frolic_Fun on December 08, 2008, 02:42:19 PM
I personally think that Sweden should apologise for ABBA. :zoinks:
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Natalia Evans on December 08, 2008, 02:45:48 PM
I listen to ABBA and think it's pretty good music.

You have great taste, sir.

I'm 19 and still sleep with my teddy.

I sleep with Clifford the Big Red Dog. (No not sex)
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Blasted on December 08, 2008, 02:47:36 PM
I personally think that Sweden should apologise for ABBA. :zoinks:

Oi, you  :zoinks:

How can you not find this great?

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pCiNhsqOTDo
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Frolic_Fun on December 08, 2008, 02:52:58 PM
I can't really say much I guess... me liking Lio and all. :zoinks:

Just not a fan of them, personal tastes etc.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: TheoK on December 08, 2008, 02:56:20 PM
Agnetha is hot.  8)

(http://www.supermusic.sk/obrazky/12367_Agnetha54.jpg)
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Frolic_Fun on December 08, 2008, 02:58:03 PM
You're not BRAVE enough, Lit.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: TheoK on December 08, 2008, 02:58:33 PM
 :(
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on December 08, 2008, 03:30:06 PM
Hey peter,  I actually do eat the grn tea leaves without brewing them, usually.  I noticed with lifting of repression, I wanted to do more insane things like that.  It was more than that though, echinecea's critical  components are not souble in a tea.   I hadzzard to wonder what else I was missing when I threw the matter away after I made tea.  I say hadzzzard here especially because it drove me nuts to know how much I wasted.  I wasted enough of my life, and now when I see waste, it drives me crazy, more than ever.  I think sleep is a waste of time to some degree, there is just so much I want to do, like a certain someone :-*  You can rebrew the tea to get additional benefits to, so eating the leaves gives me a nice casual drink, and a formal attack when I eat the leaves.  I do alot of things that most wouldn't,  like not cooking asparagus, because I was lazy to begin with, but not I reasoned all kinds of benfits, besides coming my honey.  It doesn't taste that bad to me, but neither does potassium chloride, salt subsititue :laugh:  My mom and her worker said gross! :laugh:
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: odeon on December 08, 2008, 03:36:59 PM
I personally think that Sweden should apologise for ABBA. :zoinks:

Yes, if you apologise for Spice Girls.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Frolic_Fun on December 08, 2008, 04:27:47 PM
Ireland didn't make the spice girls, so I don't need to! :smarty:
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: enronh on December 08, 2008, 07:40:37 PM
I personally think that Sweden should apologise for ABBA. :zoinks:

Yes, if you apologise for Spice Girls.

Spice Girls: England: Britain: United Kingdom of Great Britain & Northern Ireland.

Shleeeed: Republic of Ireland.

tut tut  :P
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Icequeen on December 08, 2008, 09:59:22 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpUz5zXywhY

Oh come on, someone had to do it.  >:D
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: renaeden on December 09, 2008, 06:34:46 AM
I'm 22 and I've never been drunk.
^Niether have I^
Me either. I have done other stuff to make up for it, though.
What stuff?
Drugs. Not the medicinal kind. I tried to find happiness before I tried medication.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: TheoK on December 09, 2008, 11:35:40 AM
Oh, I bought sparklers yesterday. They used to cost 10 kronor for 20 pcs but now they cost 12 kronor. I bought 2 packages.  :-\
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: odeon on December 09, 2008, 04:00:00 PM
Ireland didn't make the spice girls, so I don't need to! :smarty:

Take some responsibility, for once in your life! :zoinks:
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Frolic_Fun on December 09, 2008, 04:43:09 PM
We should apologise for Westlife... and Boyzone. And U2.

U2's a pile of wank.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: odeon on December 09, 2008, 04:48:47 PM
We should apologise for Westlife... and Boyzone. And U2.

U2's a pile of wank.

I'm glad to see that you're willing to apologise for Westlife and Boyzone. But me, I like U2. :zoinks:
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: garmonbozia on December 09, 2008, 05:54:10 PM
...
I sit on the jon with the laptop as I take a dump.

That's not a laptop, that's a craptop.


I've got a CD that contains muzak versions of ABBA songs.  I was taking part in a garage sale and found it among someone else's items on the no-sale pile at the end of the sale.  I took it because it has an astronomy photo on the front.

Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Parts on December 09, 2008, 06:19:23 PM
We should apologise for Westlife... and Boyzone. And U2.

U2's a pile of wank.

I'm glad to see that you're willing to apologise for Westlife and Boyzone. But me, I like U2. :zoinks:

They used to be better
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: renaeden on December 09, 2008, 06:31:20 PM
I bought a big packet of gel pens, they were only $5. Was going to give them to my niece as a Christmas present but have decided to keep them for myself because I like the colours.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Parts on December 09, 2008, 06:35:02 PM
I have a slinky on the gear shifter of my truck
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: WolFish on December 09, 2008, 08:16:13 PM
the crisis worker is in crisis.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: odeon on December 10, 2008, 03:11:10 AM
We should apologise for Westlife... and Boyzone. And U2.

U2's a pile of wank.

I'm glad to see that you're willing to apologise for Westlife and Boyzone. But me, I like U2. :zoinks:

They used to be better

True, but Boyzone never was.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on December 11, 2008, 03:10:42 PM
I have multicolored sheets,  I don't like them so much now, for some reason, it has nothing to do with what other people are thinking either.
Lots of things have changed in ways I could imagine before.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Parts on December 11, 2008, 06:03:59 PM
I use Lion king pillow cases :laugh:
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Natalia Evans on December 11, 2008, 08:07:38 PM
I have a few juvenile sheets and blankets, especially pillow cases.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Icequeen on December 11, 2008, 09:07:09 PM
I have handmade multi-colored tropical fish & baby whale print pillow cases.  :laugh:

Had alot of fabric left over from projects when my son was a baby. 
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: enronh on December 13, 2008, 02:50:17 AM
I use Lion king pillow cases :laugh:

Loin King?  :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Pissgai on December 24, 2008, 03:43:51 PM
I'm 25 and I still can't figure out how to snap my fingers, whistle, or hit a baseball.

2 out of 3 I own you.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Natalia Evans on December 24, 2008, 03:58:27 PM
I'm 23 and I'm still playing in the snow
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Icequeen on December 25, 2008, 12:31:45 AM
I'm 25 and I still can't figure out how to snap my fingers, whistle, or hit a baseball.

2 out of 3 I own you.

I'm 41 and I can whistle, can't say much for the other two.  ::)
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: TheoK on December 25, 2008, 09:20:57 AM
I slept from around midnight to 3 pm today.  :-\
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: El on December 25, 2008, 09:42:18 AM
I don't own a laptop and never want to.

I'm 22 and I've never been drunk.

wat ???
Why am I the only person who confessed to this whose lifelong sobriety shocks you?

I personally think that Sweden should apologise for ABBA. :zoinks:

Yes, if you apologise for Spice Girls.
Oh come on, they're hilarious.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Pyraxis on December 25, 2008, 10:51:24 AM
Why am I the only person who confessed to this whose lifelong sobriety shocks you?

Eh?
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: odeon on December 25, 2008, 03:00:24 PM
Yes, if you apologise for Spice Girls.
Oh come on, they're hilarious.

George Harrison:

Quote
The good thing about them is that you can look at them with the sound turned down.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: SovaNu on December 25, 2008, 06:47:22 PM
:(

aww :-*
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: SovaNu on December 25, 2008, 06:49:14 PM
We should apologise for Westlife... and Boyzone. And U2.

U2's a pile of wank.

westlife and boyzone are ok. compared to U2 they are fabulozoh.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: El on December 25, 2008, 09:59:49 PM
Yes, if you apologise for Spice Girls.
Oh come on, they're hilarious.

George Harrison:

Quote
The good thing about them is that you can look at them with the sound turned down.
Well DUH.  :P
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: RageBeoulve on December 25, 2008, 10:47:22 PM
Back to the purpose of this thread. I simply cannot connect with anyone. It is beginning to cause problems.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: El on December 26, 2008, 08:19:36 AM
Back to the purpose of this thread. I simply cannot connect with anyone. It is beginning to cause problems.
Definte 'connect.'
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: RageBeoulve on December 26, 2008, 10:45:32 AM
Back to the purpose of this thread. I simply cannot connect with anyone. It is beginning to cause problems.
Definte 'connect.'

Well I don't mean stick my penis in them if thats what you are implying. I mean I can't seem to form more than a shallow friend type of relationship. I can understand people remarkably well now actually, but they can't seem to read me very well. I don't blame them either. I am simply just not very expressive.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: odeon on December 26, 2008, 05:06:09 PM
Yes, if you apologise for Spice Girls.
Oh come on, they're hilarious.

George Harrison:

Quote
The good thing about them is that you can look at them with the sound turned down.
Well DUH.  :P

Me, I think he was only partly right. :P
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Parts on December 26, 2008, 07:13:49 PM
I am a pack rat to the highest degree and have a hard time throwing out anything metal
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Icequeen on December 26, 2008, 11:25:08 PM
I am a pack rat to the highest degree and have a hard time throwing out anything metal

Well, I can totally relate to that one, but I don't rule out non-metallic objects. :laugh:

Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: DirtDawg on December 27, 2008, 07:09:12 AM
Back to the purpose of this thread. I simply cannot connect with anyone. It is beginning to cause problems.

OK, here's a freebie:


"Luke, I am YOUR father."


I seem to give off this vibe to some of my young co-workers. Yes, I am as old as their grandfathers and, in most cases, healthier than their fathers, but it is not my fault that their lives suck. If I try to connect with them, it is often through them wanting a wing to hide under or a lift up from their own muck.

The guys my age I know have rapidly "decrepitized" almost beyond usefullness. The ones with half a brain to interact with have worries that I have long since gone past, so again I am looked up to in ways that make me very uncomfortable.

It is extremely difficult to find someone just to have a drink with and talk about some fun things. I get what you have said!
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: El on December 27, 2008, 11:12:46 AM
Back to the purpose of this thread. I simply cannot connect with anyone. It is beginning to cause problems.
Definte 'connect.'

Well I don't mean stick my penis in them if thats what you are implying. I mean I can't seem to form more than a shallow friend type of relationship. I can understand people remarkably well now actually, but they can't seem to read me very well. I don't blame them either. I am simply just not very expressive.
No, I figured emotionally.  I'd just had a conversation like that with my mom.  I'm starting to kinda think that people that it's actually possible- or a good idea- to connect deeply with are a rarity; many people can be really good, fun company, but not more.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on December 27, 2008, 01:51:34 PM
Oh sad for you >:D  I am not fooled by actors.

I don't think cheater could be fooled either :laugh:
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Natalia Evans on December 28, 2008, 03:31:12 PM
I called someone a bitch on WP.

We'll she deserved it. Telling someone how to raise his GF's kid, not reading his posts all the way through, making false assumptions, putting words in his mouth, accusing him of being a bully when she is the bully and now is playing the victim, even if she thinks she is one. The guy is having a go at her though.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on December 30, 2008, 02:27:40 PM
I called someone a bitch on WP.

We'll she deserved it. Telling someone how to raise his GF's kid, not reading his posts all the way through, making false assumptions, putting words in his mouth, accusing him of being a bully when she is the bully and now is playing the victim, even if she thinks she is one. The guy is having a go at her though.

I don't know about that guy, but I just tease.  All I do is make suggestions of which I think I are best, but I am not always right, and I like imput.
I don't have to have everything my own way.  I don't hate anyone.

All this money  I just got is making me horny :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: RageBeoulve on January 05, 2009, 10:53:22 PM
Back to the purpose of this thread. I simply cannot connect with anyone. It is beginning to cause problems.

OK, here's a freebie:


"Luke, I am YOUR father."


I seem to give off this vibe to some of my young co-workers. Yes, I am as old as their grandfathers and, in most cases, healthier than their fathers, but it is not my fault that their lives suck. If I try to connect with them, it is often through them wanting a wing to hide under or a lift up from their own muck.

The guys my age I know have rapidly "decrepitized" almost beyond usefullness. The ones with half a brain to interact with have worries that I have long since gone past, so again I am looked up to in ways that make me very uncomfortable.

It is extremely difficult to find someone just to have a drink with and talk about some fun things. I get what you have said!

Dude... yeah. Kind of, yeah. I'm only 25, but thats sort of like me. The ones that usually want to be my friend or hang with me are goddamn kids straight out of high school. Older people though, are a bit too focused on "the future" which I know is total bullshit because they're all massing wealth they won't take with them when they die, thus wasting time.

I guess i'm sort of young, but mature.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: odeon on January 07, 2009, 03:28:53 PM
I have a friend I can have a quiet drink with. Or talk all the way through it. Good things, both.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Pyraxis on January 07, 2009, 06:45:43 PM
This is a sad confession why?
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Natalia Evans on January 07, 2009, 07:00:36 PM
I sometimes get paranoid so I block it out.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: DirtDawg on January 07, 2009, 08:48:27 PM
This is a sad confession why?

Because the word ''friend"  appears in singular form?
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: TheoK on January 07, 2009, 08:59:14 PM
Bah, there is no friendship in this world. It's not bad to have one friend outside the closest family.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: odeon on January 08, 2009, 04:04:27 AM
This is a sad confession why?

It's not. It's a reply to Trigger. Maybe I should have quoted the pos and made it clear?!
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: odeon on January 08, 2009, 04:05:14 AM
This is a sad confession why?

Because the word ''friend"  appears in singular form?

Good point, but I'd rather have one good friend than ten false ones.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Pissgai on January 08, 2009, 04:12:44 AM
This is a sad confession why?

Because the word ''friend"  appears in singular form?

Good point, but I'd rather have one good friend than ten false ones.

Plenty of fairweathers out there.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: duncvis on January 08, 2009, 04:27:16 AM
This is a sad confession why?

Because the word ''friend"  appears in singular form?

Good point, but I'd rather have one good friend than ten false ones.

Me too. I don't have time for ten friends anyway - too much like hard work. Hell, I have enough trouble remembering to stay in contact with the one or two I have kept in touch with.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Pyraxis on January 08, 2009, 07:15:50 AM
This is a sad confession why?

It's not. It's a reply to Trigger. Maybe I should have quoted the pos and made it clear?!

 :asthing:
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: DirtDawg on January 08, 2009, 07:37:15 AM

This is a sad confession why?

Because the word ''friend"  appears in singular form?

Good point, but I'd rather have one good friend than ten false ones.


Absolutely true, of course.

I seem to have many hanging around at times wanting to call me "friend"  who I want nothing to do with.


I too have one (1)  friend, but we live twelve hundred miles apart.


(I also count my wife as a friend, but there are other dimensions to that relationship. This probably makes me one of the rich people, where friends are concerned.)
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Parts on January 08, 2009, 08:18:30 AM
I have a hard time throwing anything away and keep bringing more home.  This weekend I am getting a 30KV generator from WW2 to try and restore my wife is pissed
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: RageBeoulve on January 08, 2009, 08:51:43 AM
I have a hard time throwing anything away and keep bringing more home.  This weekend I am getting a 30KV generator from WW2 to try and restore my wife is pissed

Lol I know what you mean man. Cleaning out my storage unit was like one of the hardest things i've ever done.

"Well..... mayyyybe I could use it still?"
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: odeon on January 08, 2009, 04:22:07 PM
This is a sad confession why?

It's not. It's a reply to Trigger. Maybe I should have quoted the pos and made it clear?!

 :asthing:

:P

Actually I think it was a reply to RageBeoulve. Doesn't make a difference, does it?
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: odeon on January 08, 2009, 04:23:08 PM
I have lots of stuff I have collected through the years without using them since.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: TheoK on January 08, 2009, 04:24:00 PM
Who hasn't?  :-[
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: odeon on January 08, 2009, 04:24:52 PM
Who hasn't?  :-[

Apparently lots of people. Don't understand them, though.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: RageBeoulve on January 08, 2009, 09:55:15 PM
This is a sad confession why?

It's not. It's a reply to Trigger. Maybe I should have quoted the pos and made it clear?!

 :asthing:

:P

Actually I think it was a reply to RageBeoulve. Doesn't make a difference, does it?

Huh?  ???
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: DirtDawg on January 08, 2009, 11:34:15 PM
Who hasn't?  :-[

Apparently lots of people. Don't understand them, though.

I doubt that they stop and pick up rocks from the side of the road either.

They just drive right past, probably not even noticing how cool some of the rocks are.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: TheoK on January 09, 2009, 01:26:52 AM
Rocks are BRAVE!  :agreed:
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: vodz on January 09, 2009, 02:13:09 AM
I have no intention of being a productive human being. I just want to sleep, fuck, travel and take drugs.

I'm buying a lottery ticket next week.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: TheoK on January 09, 2009, 02:24:09 AM
Brave.  8)
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Parts on January 09, 2009, 06:14:30 AM
Who hasn't?  :-[

Apparently lots of people. Don't understand them, though.

I doubt that they stop and pick up rocks from the side of the road either.

They just drive right past, probably not even noticing how cool some of the rocks are.


I can't come home from the beach without a pocket full
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: DirtDawg on January 09, 2009, 06:56:07 AM
Who hasn't?  :-[

Apparently lots of people. Don't understand them, though.

I doubt that they stop and pick up rocks from the side of the road either.

They just drive right past, probably not even noticing how cool some of the rocks are.


I can't come home from the beach without a pocket full

Honestly, though, I don't see that as a "Sad Confession"  of wrong thinking of sorts.

I see that as using one of my own Super Powers.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: odeon on January 09, 2009, 07:32:01 AM
This is a sad confession why?

It's not. It's a reply to Trigger. Maybe I should have quoted the pos and made it clear?!

 :asthing:

:P

Actually I think it was a reply to RageBeoulve. Doesn't make a difference, does it?

Huh?  ???

I thought I replied to Trigger when I replied to you so I wrote the wrong thing.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: RageBeoulve on January 09, 2009, 12:18:19 PM
This is a sad confession why?

It's not. It's a reply to Trigger. Maybe I should have quoted the pos and made it clear?!

 :asthing:

:P

Actually I think it was a reply to RageBeoulve. Doesn't make a difference, does it?

Huh?  ???

I thought I replied to Trigger when I replied to you so I wrote the wrong thing.

Ohh obh. Ok.

That damn as thing again! CURSES! :tantrum:
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Mr Smith on January 10, 2009, 06:42:38 PM
I'm infatuated with an arsehole.

The guy is average looking and really BITCHY. Puke.

I am an embarassment to myself.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Parts on January 10, 2009, 08:31:05 PM
I talk to my dogs more than other people
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: TheoK on January 11, 2009, 04:08:38 AM
I talk to my dogs more than other people

Frederick the Great and Schopenahuer did that too. BRAVE and WISE.  8)
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Callaway on January 11, 2009, 06:31:51 AM
I'm infatuated with an arsehole.

The guy is average looking and really BITCHY. Puke.

I am an embarassment to myself.

What is it you like about him, Fiona?
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Mr Smith on January 11, 2009, 06:40:48 AM
I'm infatuated with an arsehole.

The guy is average looking and really BITCHY. Puke.

I am an embarassment to myself.

What is it you like about him, Fiona?

I don't know. X_X

Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Frolic_Fun on January 11, 2009, 07:39:03 AM
Been there, done that. Current one was originally a troll target, but I ended up fancying her.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Pissgai on January 11, 2009, 09:33:18 AM
I'm infatuated with an arsehole.

The guy is average looking and really BITCHY. Puke.

I am an embarassment to myself.

What is it you like about him, Fiona?

I don't know. X_X



It's called Stockholm Syndrome.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: TheoK on January 11, 2009, 11:11:06 AM
I'm infatuated with an arsehole.

The guy is average looking and really BITCHY. Puke.

I am an embarassment to myself.

What is it you like about him, Fiona?

I don't know. X_X



It's called Stockholm Syndrome.

Not really. Stockholm is when you get sympathy for someone holding you as hostage. Being in love with a random arsehole is more Stupid Bitch Syndrome.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: El on January 11, 2009, 11:40:29 AM
I'm infatuated with an arsehole.

The guy is average looking and really BITCHY. Puke.

I am an embarassment to myself.
Trade?  I'm starting to think I might be getting a bit of a thing for yet another guy who doesn't have a car.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: TheoK on January 11, 2009, 11:42:46 AM
I'm infatuated with an arsehole.

The guy is average looking and really BITCHY. Puke.

I am an embarassment to myself.
Trade?  I'm starting to think I might be getting a bit of a thing for yet another guy who doesn't have a car.

A guy who doesn't have a car is not a real man if he lives on the countryside.  8)
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: El on January 11, 2009, 11:50:59 AM
I'm infatuated with an arsehole.

The guy is average looking and really BITCHY. Puke.

I am an embarassment to myself.
Trade?  I'm starting to think I might be getting a bit of a thing for yet another guy who doesn't have a car.

A guy who doesn't have a car is not a real man if he lives on the countryside.  8)
He lives in a city so it doesn't interfere with his life, but I don't and it would, which I've learned twice over, so there's no way in hell I'd actually pursue it.  It's just frustrating.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Pissgai on January 11, 2009, 12:07:45 PM

Not really. Stockholm is when you get sympathy for someone holding you as hostage. Being in love with a random arsehole is more Stupid Bitch Syndrome.  :zoinks:

Speaking of which, how's Linda?  :orly:
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Peter on January 11, 2009, 12:08:10 PM
I'm infatuated with an arsehole.

The guy is average looking and really BITCHY. Puke.

I am an embarassment to myself.
Trade?  I'm starting to think I might be getting a bit of a thing for yet another guy who doesn't have a car.

A guy who doesn't have a car is not a real man if he lives on the countryside.  8)
He lives in a city so it doesn't interfere with his life, but I don't and it would, which I've learned twice over, so there's no way in hell I'd actually pursue it.  It's just frustrating.

I've wondered about getting a scooter, since it would give me a reasonable degree of mobility at a far lower cost than a car (both purchase price and upkeep), and the license requirements are much lower.  I don't think there's much I'd do with a car that I couldn't also do with a scooter.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: TheoK on January 11, 2009, 12:30:56 PM

Not really. Stockholm is when you get sympathy for someone holding you as hostage. Being in love with a random arsehole is more Stupid Bitch Syndrome.  :zoinks:

Speaking of which, how's Linda?  :orly:

I don't know, becuse the little tramp doesn't speak to me anymore.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: TheoK on January 11, 2009, 12:31:31 PM
I'm infatuated with an arsehole.

The guy is average looking and really BITCHY. Puke.

I am an embarassment to myself.
Trade?  I'm starting to think I might be getting a bit of a thing for yet another guy who doesn't have a car.

A guy who doesn't have a car is not a real man if he lives on the countryside.  8)
He lives in a city so it doesn't interfere with his life, but I don't and it would, which I've learned twice over, so there's no way in hell I'd actually pursue it.  It's just frustrating.

I've wondered about getting a scooter, since it would give me a reasonable degree of mobility at a far lower cost than a car (both purchase price and upkeep), and the license requirements are much lower.  I don't think there's much I'd do with a car that I couldn't also do with a scooter.

Sleep in it when you travel far? Have sex in it in the middle of the winter?
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: El on January 11, 2009, 01:11:02 PM
I'm infatuated with an arsehole.

The guy is average looking and really BITCHY. Puke.

I am an embarassment to myself.
Trade?  I'm starting to think I might be getting a bit of a thing for yet another guy who doesn't have a car.

A guy who doesn't have a car is not a real man if he lives on the countryside.  8)
He lives in a city so it doesn't interfere with his life, but I don't and it would, which I've learned twice over, so there's no way in hell I'd actually pursue it.  It's just frustrating.

I've wondered about getting a scooter, since it would give me a reasonable degree of mobility at a far lower cost than a car (both purchase price and upkeep), and the license requirements are much lower.  I don't think there's much I'd do with a car that I couldn't also do with a scooter.

Sleep in it when you travel far? Have sex in it in the middle of the winter?
From my experience, shoulder the resonpnsibility of taxiing those who do not have cars, virtually none of whom will give you gas money or even thank you for catering to them.  Ever.  They will however pitch hissy fits if you set any kind of limits, of course- they won't like it any more than plantation owners in the American South liked emancipation.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Peter on January 11, 2009, 01:13:29 PM
I'm infatuated with an arsehole.

The guy is average looking and really BITCHY. Puke.

I am an embarassment to myself.
Trade?  I'm starting to think I might be getting a bit of a thing for yet another guy who doesn't have a car.

A guy who doesn't have a car is not a real man if he lives on the countryside.  8)
He lives in a city so it doesn't interfere with his life, but I don't and it would, which I've learned twice over, so there's no way in hell I'd actually pursue it.  It's just frustrating.

I've wondered about getting a scooter, since it would give me a reasonable degree of mobility at a far lower cost than a car (both purchase price and upkeep), and the license requirements are much lower.  I don't think there's much I'd do with a car that I couldn't also do with a scooter.

Sleep in it when you travel far? Have sex in it in the middle of the winter?

I have a tent for that.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: El on January 11, 2009, 01:18:29 PM
I'm infatuated with an arsehole.

The guy is average looking and really BITCHY. Puke.

I am an embarassment to myself.
Trade?  I'm starting to think I might be getting a bit of a thing for yet another guy who doesn't have a car.

A guy who doesn't have a car is not a real man if he lives on the countryside.  8)
He lives in a city so it doesn't interfere with his life, but I don't and it would, which I've learned twice over, so there's no way in hell I'd actually pursue it.  It's just frustrating.

I've wondered about getting a scooter, since it would give me a reasonable degree of mobility at a far lower cost than a car (both purchase price and upkeep), and the license requirements are much lower.  I don't think there's much I'd do with a car that I couldn't also do with a scooter.

Sleep in it when you travel far? Have sex in it in the middle of the winter?

I have a tent for that.
Pitched on a regular basis.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on January 11, 2009, 03:21:23 PM
I sense something although i wont post due to the nature of emotion envolved no car sucks literally in a way i cum with strong body that is sorta like a car it was all i could get lucky got that it kept me sane:-) still want one its a bit cold laundry is cumhersome grocceries to at times i wouldnt trade a car for what i have too far in bunny hole no license but a state id idiot diease spreads like wildfire horny to i will fix that both those
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: DirtDawg on January 11, 2009, 03:43:16 PM


I have put one ten pounds since the summer.

Even though my weight is considerably less than the past few years, my old habit of gaining hibernation weight is hear, wearing boots!!
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: odeon on January 11, 2009, 04:31:22 PM

Not really. Stockholm is when you get sympathy for someone holding you as hostage. Being in love with a random arsehole is more Stupid Bitch Syndrome.  :zoinks:

Speaking of which, how's Linda?  :orly:

I don't know, becuse the little tramp doesn't speak to me anymore.

So maybe you're right. Maybe she does have a brain. :zoinks:
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Mr Smith on January 11, 2009, 05:39:22 PM
I'm infatuated with an arsehole.

The guy is average looking and really BITCHY. Puke.

I am an embarassment to myself.

What is it you like about him, Fiona?

I don't know. X_X



It's called Stockholm Syndrome.

I think it's similar to that, although developing an emotional connection with your tourmenter.

Quote
Trade?  I'm starting to think I might be getting a bit of a thing for yet another guy who doesn't have a car.

You can have him, please ;)
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: El on January 11, 2009, 06:41:44 PM
I'm infatuated with an arsehole.

The guy is average looking and really BITCHY. Puke.

I am an embarassment to myself.

What is it you like about him, Fiona?

I don't know. X_X



It's called Stockholm Syndrome.

I think it's similar to that, although developing an emotional connection with your tourmenter.

Quote
Trade?  I'm starting to think I might be getting a bit of a thing for yet another guy who doesn't have a car.

You can have him, please ;)
Yay!!!

Seriously though, could it have anything to do with proximity combined with you relatively recent discovery of the joys of having your very own real live libido?
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: TheoK on January 11, 2009, 06:49:54 PM
She's just discovered the joy of being a supp pocket.  :P
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on January 12, 2009, 12:22:16 AM
I have desire and no woman it makes me repressed it leaves less wonder to why ginseng doesnt work its likn the specially bred fruit fly with a more active sod enzyme because its stronger it reproduction is less or maybe its also a result of gene manipulation it "should" be like that "balance of nature"
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: RageBeoulve on January 12, 2009, 12:46:09 PM
I'm infatuated with an arsehole.

The guy is average looking and really BITCHY. Puke.

I am an embarassment to myself.

What is it you like about him, Fiona?

I don't know. X_X



It's called Stockholm Syndrome.

I think it's similar to that, although developing an emotional connection with your tourmenter.

Quote
Trade?  I'm starting to think I might be getting a bit of a thing for yet another guy who doesn't have a car.

You can have him, please ;)

Weeell if you don't mind me asking, does this guy have as?
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: RageBeoulve on January 12, 2009, 12:47:09 PM
She's just discovered the joy of being a supp pocket.  :P

And dude what the hell is a supp pocket? :o
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Peter on January 12, 2009, 12:51:48 PM
She's just discovered the joy of being a supp pocket.  :P

And dude what the hell is a supp pocket? :o

It's a corruption of pup socket.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: RageBeoulve on January 12, 2009, 12:53:07 PM
Pup... socket?  ???
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Peter on January 12, 2009, 12:53:43 PM
Pup... socket?  ???

A corruption of sock puppet.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: TheoK on January 12, 2009, 12:55:26 PM
 8)
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: RageBeoulve on January 12, 2009, 01:02:43 PM
The human language is complicated. So its a corruption of a corruption of a slang term for something sexual?
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: TheoK on January 12, 2009, 01:03:38 PM
No.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Peter on January 12, 2009, 01:09:45 PM
The human language is complicated. So its a corruption of a corruption of a slang term for something sexual?

No, the meaning changed after the first corruption.  A sock puppet is a clandestine secondary account used by a member on a forum to reinforce their arguments, cause trouble or otherwise entertain the user of the account.  A pup socket is a receptacle for a penis.  A supp pocket should probably be regarded as meaning the same as a pup socket.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: RageBeoulve on January 12, 2009, 01:12:12 PM
OH!!!

A cockholster! :green: I GET IT!
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: DirtDawg on January 12, 2009, 03:10:17 PM
Pup... socket?  ???

A corruption of sock puppet.

I like "suck poppet"  more.

I think I can handle a suckpoppet or two,  from time to time.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: renaeden on February 04, 2009, 04:01:46 AM
Whenever I post a letter I feel anxious.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Frolic_Fun on February 04, 2009, 04:03:48 PM
I have a fear of making phonecalls. :yawn:
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Parts on February 04, 2009, 06:38:33 PM
I hate the phone
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Natalia Evans on February 04, 2009, 11:33:21 PM
My heart was a little weak today.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: TheoK on February 05, 2009, 09:59:46 AM
I was cleaning up the worst mess in my closet when I found a strapon that one of my exes left here. We haven't met since February 2006. :-[
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: odeon on February 05, 2009, 12:16:16 PM
I hate the phone

That's not sad.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: RageBeoulve on February 10, 2009, 09:37:35 AM
FUCK THE PHONE. PISS!
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Natalia Evans on February 13, 2009, 05:30:02 PM
I hate telemarketers.

I think porn is gross

I think sex is gross except intercourse

I'm not good in bed



Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: DirtDawg on February 13, 2009, 06:08:29 PM

the pain in my back, which has been there for over twenty years, is worse than the pain in my broken arm

 :violin:
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: El on February 13, 2009, 07:22:25 PM
I hate telemarketers.

I think porn is gross

I think sex is gross except intercourse

I'm not good in bed
Pretty smart- don't be good at something unless you want people to ask you to do it more often.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: El on February 13, 2009, 07:24:46 PM
I was cleaning up the worst mess in my closet when I found a strapon that one of my exes left here. We haven't met since February 2006. :-[
:plus:  Happy three-year anniversary.

You can still close your eyes, imagine, and sit down juuuuuuuust the right way, though, right?
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: El on February 13, 2009, 07:28:55 PM
I'm almost definitely going to spend VDay alone, and probably housecleaning.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Dayko on February 13, 2009, 08:40:00 PM
Hello:

well  i live with my parents and  i am 25 years old, i studied accountancy and never get a  work in my profession, get an depression which one     made me see the world of  black color, now work in a work that does not like at all am  stocker in an supermarket, , and well just things to me were going  in those years very bad



Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: TheoK on February 13, 2009, 09:13:01 PM
I was cleaning up the worst mess in my closet when I found a strapon that one of my exes left here. We haven't met since February 2006. :-[
:plus:  Happy three-year anniversary.

You can still close your eyes, imagine, and sit down juuuuuuuust the right way, though, right?

It's not the same feeling as when she did it. And she was one of the few that I loved.  :( She even accepted my bomb-making.  :-\
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: odeon on February 14, 2009, 05:47:27 AM
You're sucha romantic. :P
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: SovaNu on February 14, 2009, 10:33:05 AM
truer words... :orly:
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: El on February 14, 2009, 12:20:36 PM
I was cleaning up the worst mess in my closet when I found a strapon that one of my exes left here. We haven't met since February 2006. :-[
:plus:  Happy three-year anniversary.

You can still close your eyes, imagine, and sit down juuuuuuuust the right way, though, right?

It's not the same feeling as when she did it. And she was one of the few that I loved.  :( She even accepted my bomb-making.  :-\
Shouldn't have blown her up then. :P
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: odeon on February 14, 2009, 01:17:08 PM
:rofl:
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Alex179 on February 14, 2009, 03:42:36 PM
I was cleaning up the worst mess in my closet when I found a strapon that one of my exes left here. We haven't met since February 2006. :-[
:plus:  Happy three-year anniversary.

You can still close your eyes, imagine, and sit down juuuuuuuust the right way, though, right?

It's not the same feeling as when she did it. And she was one of the few that I loved.  :( She even accepted my bomb-making.  :-\
Shouldn't have blown her up then. :P
I am sure she was asking for it.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Callaway on February 14, 2009, 07:09:42 PM
I was cleaning up the worst mess in my closet when I found a strapon that one of my exes left here. We haven't met since February 2006. :-[
:plus:  Happy three-year anniversary.

You can still close your eyes, imagine, and sit down juuuuuuuust the right way, though, right?

It's not the same feeling as when she did it. And she was one of the few that I loved.  :( She even accepted my bomb-making.  :-\
Shouldn't have blown her up then. :P

:LMAO:
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: renaeden on February 16, 2009, 02:30:41 AM

the pain in my back, which has been there for over twenty years, is worse than the pain in my broken arm

 :violin:
I can identify with that. Back pain is the only pain that has made me cry.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: RageBeoulve on February 18, 2009, 01:04:07 PM
I think I may actually be evil deep down, but pretending to be a good man.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: earthboundmisfit on February 18, 2009, 01:07:08 PM
I can identify with that. Back pain is the only pain that has made me cry.

Kidney stones for me. I'm looped up on Vicodin right now. Fucking little bastards.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Parts on February 18, 2009, 03:26:22 PM
I can identify with that. Back pain is the only pain that has made me cry.

Kidney stones for me. I'm looped up on Vicodin right now. Fucking little bastards.

They suck I thought I was fucking dieing when I had them, spent two days in the hospital one of them on morphine the first time
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Natalia Evans on February 19, 2009, 12:21:01 AM
I get nasty to one of my online friends when he frustrates me.  :'( But he said I can curse at him all I want so it's cool.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on February 19, 2009, 02:29:35 PM
Ship,  I ate all my food, no money either.  I have l glutamine, I could take that with pills at least so I wouldn't get stomach upset.

Horny to, need a woman so bad.

impules impluses :laugh: :laugh:  Its bothersome, makes me want to screw any "woman", but they have to alllow it.  Probably explode with 7 orgasms.

My phone rings alot,  I don't know who it is, but I am horny.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Gluey on February 21, 2009, 03:16:19 AM
Playing Neo fucking pets.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: El on February 21, 2009, 11:48:29 AM
Playing Neo fucking pets.
That damn web site was basically my entire life during my freshman year of college.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Gluey on February 22, 2009, 07:54:39 PM
Playing Neo fucking pets.
That damn web site was basically my entire life during my freshman year of college.

Yeah it was awesome. When I was in grade 7. Before corporations took over it. Now it's Bollocks with a capitol B.
Paintbrushes back then were 20,000 NP NOT 1,000,0000,0000,and EVERYTHING WAS FREE not members or NC mall bullshit. It was so kick ass.
I had a mutant Kacheek because Kacheek Transmogrification potions were only 150 NP.
I miss good old neopets.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: sinsboldly on February 22, 2009, 10:19:17 PM
I was cleaning up the worst mess in my closet when I found a strapon that one of my exes left here. We haven't met since February 2006. :-[
:plus:  Happy three-year anniversary.

You can still close your eyes, imagine, and sit down juuuuuuuust the right way, though, right?

It's not the same feeling as when she did it. And she was one of the few that I loved.  :( She even accepted my bomb-making.  :-\
Shouldn't have blown her up then. :P

:LMAO:
can't you just patch the leak and blow her up again?

Merle
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: P7PSP on February 23, 2009, 12:18:45 AM
 :lol: That would get his love life back on track.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Frolic_Fun on February 28, 2009, 11:14:36 AM
Playing Neo fucking pets.
That damn web site was basically my entire life during my freshman year of college.

Yeah it was awesome. When I was in grade 7. Before corporations took over it. Now it's Bollocks with a capitol B.
Paintbrushes back then were 20,000 NP NOT 1,000,0000,0000,and EVERYTHING WAS FREE not members or NC mall bullshit. It was so kick ass.
I had a mutant Kacheek because Kacheek Transmogrification potions were only 150 NP.
I miss good old neopets.

Corporations or not, it still was funded by scientologists.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Alex179 on March 02, 2009, 11:32:57 PM
Playing Neo fucking pets.
That damn web site was basically my entire life during my freshman year of college.

Yeah it was awesome. When I was in grade 7. Before corporations took over it. Now it's Bollocks with a capitol B.
Paintbrushes back then were 20,000 NP NOT 1,000,0000,0000,and EVERYTHING WAS FREE not members or NC mall bullshit. It was so kick ass.
I had a mutant Kacheek because Kacheek Transmogrification potions were only 150 NP.
I miss good old neopets.

Corporations or not, it still was funded by scientologists.
They should die then.  Down with the Xenu worshippers omg!
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: DirtDawg on March 03, 2009, 02:02:27 PM

Doubt it, but just maybe ...

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Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: DirtDawg on March 03, 2009, 02:04:34 PM
The least complicated of all possible symmetries, bi-lateral, has been the most difficult to endure, lately.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Parts on March 05, 2009, 08:13:19 PM
I don't like touching doors with my bare hands
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: TheoK on March 06, 2009, 04:00:17 AM
I don't like touching doors with my bare hands

Neither do I, if you mean doors outside your home.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Parts on March 06, 2009, 05:39:38 AM
I don't like touching doors with my bare hands

Neither do I, if you mean doors outside your home.

Yes one's with other people germs on them
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Diesel on March 06, 2009, 06:50:07 AM
I bought "Pretending to be normal" over 3 years ago......still haven't read it......sitting in the exact same spot I put it when it arrived.
Now it's burried under a bunch of other crap I'm not gonna read. :P
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Parts on March 06, 2009, 11:50:26 AM
I bought "Pretending to be normal" over 3 years ago......still haven't read it......sitting in the exact same spot I put it when it arrived.
Now it's burried under a bunch of other crap I'm not gonna read. :P

Just to show you are normal :o
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Pissgai on March 06, 2009, 12:31:34 PM
http://www.damnedvillage.com/meshit/  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: odeon on March 06, 2009, 01:18:38 PM
Speaking of being normal. :zoinks:
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: El on March 08, 2009, 11:05:35 AM
I was all proud of myself today for getting up before noon on a Sunday (next to impossible to do with no compelling reason, I've found- yet I still feel I "should"), then turned on my cell phone and realized that I actually hadn't, due to daylight savings.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: garmonbozia on March 08, 2009, 11:17:47 AM
I don't like touching doors with my bare hands

In the men's rooms at my workplace, I always use a paper towel when touching the doorknob to leave.  There's even a big garbage can next to the door in which to toss stuff as you leave, so I see I'm not the only one.  Has to do with the fact that some of my co-workers don't wash their hands after taking a shit.

I don't mind touching other public doorknobs, but to compensate I've got a supply of sanitary hand-wipes in my car.  I'll have one in hand when entering a restaurant, wipe my hands after going in the door, and then toss it in a garbage can before placing my order.

Yes, I've got the OCD hand-washing thing.  Not as bad as some people, but I do have to keep hand lotion around so they don't dry out too much from all the washing.

Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: odeon on March 08, 2009, 11:52:51 AM
I'm glad my OCD doesn't include the compulsive washing of hands.
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Parts on March 08, 2009, 12:50:17 PM
I just filled a 55 gallon drum sized garbage bag with trash from my truck
Title: Re: Tell us your sad confessions
Post by: Bastet on February 15, 2013, 01:26:15 AM
I speak openly about my bodily functions/ internal thoughts.