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Start here => Games => Topic started by: Natalia Evans on November 25, 2008, 04:05:12 PM
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I am sure some of us here get sick and tired of people using their condition as an excuse to get special treatment or to avoid responsibilities or to get away with rude behavior, etc.
So now here is our chance to use our condition as an excuse for fun, make a story up and make it funny, stretch it, exaggerate.
I was going to go to Montana and the gas cost $1.99 when I planned to go. But today when I was leaving and stopped to get gas, I saw they jacked the price up to $2.09 and I was upset. I felt anxiety because I do not like surprises and the new gas prices certainly wasn't on my list. I told them to make the unleaded gas $1.99 and showed them my autism card but they refused. I melted down and told them I needed to get to Montana and I don't have all that money to go. The employees told me if I didn't calm down and leave, they would call the police. I came home and filed a complaint to the gas company and told them they needed to do some disability training to deal with special needs. My trip is ruined.
(Kilroy and I have fun with this through MSN. I'm the waaspie and he is the reader and responds to my fake post using insults)
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I am sure some of us here get sick and tired of people using their condition as an excuse to get special treatment or to avoid responsibilities or to get away with rude behavior, etc.
So now here is our chance to use our condition as an excuse for fun, make a story up and make it funny, stretch it, exaggerate.
I was going to go to Montana and the gas cost $1.99 when I planned to go. But today when I was leaving and stopped to get gas, I saw they jacked the price up to $2.09 and I was upset. I felt anxiety because I do not like surprises and the new gas prices certainly wasn't on my list. I told them to make the unleaded gas $1.99 and showed them my autism card but they refused. I melted down and told them I needed to get to Montana and I don't have all that money to go. The employees told me if I didn't calm down and leave, they would call the police. I came home and filed a complaint to the gas company and told them they needed to do some disability training to deal with special needs. My trip is ruined.
(Kilroy and I have fun with this through MSN. I'm the waaspie and he is the reader and responds to my fake post using insults)
This sounds kind of like that girl who melted down in the airport because she missed her plane. Kassiane, I think her name was.
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i suck. i have AS.
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Next time fly Quantas
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i have trouble reading noct's posts, i have assburgers.
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i have trouble reading noct's posts, i have assburgers.
I have a terrible Autistic obsession with puns... perhaps beef would be a better substitute for Ass meat ;)
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i don't understand....
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i don't understand....
If you don't understand Nocturnalist, he's making a pun on Milla's use of the word assburgers (Asperger's): assburgers => ass burgers => ass meat.
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i have trouble reading noct's posts, i have assburgers.
I have a terrible Autistic obsession with puns... perhaps beef would be a better substitute for Ass meat ;)
i have assmeat?
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I am sure some of us here get sick and tired of people using their condition as an excuse to get special treatment or to avoid responsibilities or to get away with rude behavior, etc.
Yes, they are losers.
So now here is our chance to use our condition as an excuse for fun, make a story up and make it funny, stretch it, exaggerate.
I don't think i will bother, but thanks anyway.
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I am sure some of us here get sick and tired of people using their condition as an excuse to get special treatment or to avoid responsibilities or to get away with rude behavior, etc.
So now here is our chance to use our condition as an excuse for fun, make a story up and make it funny, stretch it, exaggerate.
I was going to go to Montana and the gas cost $1.99 when I planned to go. But today when I was leaving and stopped to get gas, I saw they jacked the price up to $2.09 and I was upset. I felt anxiety because I do not like surprises and the new gas prices certainly wasn't on my list. I told them to make the unleaded gas $1.99 and showed them my autism card but they refused. I melted down and told them I needed to get to Montana and I don't have all that money to go. The employees told me if I didn't calm down and leave, they would call the police. I came home and filed a complaint to the gas company and told them they needed to do some disability training to deal with special needs. My trip is ruined.
(Kilroy and I have fun with this through MSN. I'm the waaspie and he is the reader and responds to my fake post using insults)
This sounds kind of like that girl who melted down in the airport because she missed her plane. Kassiane, I think her name was.
It was. I am thinking of doing a parody on her at the airport.
Damn I get sick and tired of these waaspies, I started the game at WP but got no players. Kilroy says it wasn't a game to the aspies there because lot of them do use their AS as an excuse according to him. I don't see much of it there.
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I had a meltdown at the airport because the stupid place made me miss my flight.
I like to stay up late and my plane was at 6:20 AM but I just can't get up early, so I arrive at the airport five minutes before the plane takes off and there is a line. I told them I had to get up to the counter because my plane is about to take off. They told me I need to wait in line. I ask them to hold the plane till I get there. The traffic was terrible so that's why I was late. Because I can't get up early, I left the house at 6:20 instead of at 5:30. I got up at 6 instead of at 5. I can't go to to bed early because I have AS and I love staying up late.
I wait in line for an hour and my flight was missed. They say they can't get me on the next one till the next day since flights had been cut. I melt down and have a seizure since I have epilepsy. I told them I was autistic and they still don't give me a special flight so I can go to Boston to see my friend.
I don't bother getting a alarm clock because I am autistic and the whole world needs to cater me. My review for the airport, "suck my ass."
They need to do some disability training.
Next: Timelord's post.
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I had a meltdown at the airport because the stupid place made me miss my flight.
I like to stay up late and my plane was at 6:20 AM but I just can't get up early, so I arrive at the airport five minutes before the plane takes off and there is a line. I told them I had to get up to the counter because my plane is about to take off. They told me I need to wait in line. I ask them to hold the plane till I get there. The traffic was terrible so that's why I was late. Because I can't get up early, I left the house at 6:20 instead of at 5:30. I got up at 6 instead of at 5. I can't go to to bed early because I have AS and I love staying up late.
I wait in line for an hour and my flight was missed. They say they can't get me on the next one till the next day since flights had been cut. I melt down and have a seizure since I have epilepsy. I told them I was autistic and they still don't give me a special flight so I can go to Boston to see my friend.
I don't bother getting a alarm clock because I am autistic and the whole world needs to cater me. My review for the airport, "suck my ass."
They need to do some disability training.
That's the one!
:LMAO:
:plus:
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I don't know where the link is at for Timelord's post to read it again. But I think this might be close enough:
I need $800 dollars to see my family because the trains doesn't suit my special needs. I don't like having people around me and I need the whole coach to myself and I just don't have all that money. They won't even make all the seats a $1 a piece so I can buy them all and I can't fly because the seats are too crowded in and they won't make first class cheap for me. I can't even buy 5 seats to keep people away from me. Also they make me wait in that line and I hate waiting and they make me go through security and I have to take off my shoes, my jacket, my watch, and they make me do it because they don't care about my special needs. I need to have on all my stuff and have things be the same like it was before 9/11 because I have AS. I need to be able to carry on more than one bag, I need to have my luggage checked on free of charge.
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Hehe, well done. Timelord is such as asshole.
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Christmas should be banned this year because I am autistic and I don't like Christmas.
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I don't know when I am saying the wrong things so I don't need to work on it because I have AS. I shouldn't be banned from any forums because it's not my fault I don't know when I am saying the wrong things. No one cares about my special needs.
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So that means I can say what I want because I am autistic? Awesome.
:)
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Its aspergers fault that I like dicks who play eve online
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Its aspergers fault that I like dicks who play eve online
8)
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No, I want all my stuff with me at home. I don't want to leave it here in Montana. I need a bigger place and I need someone to not charge me much for the rent. Give me a 3 bedroom apartment so I can store all my things in one of the bedroom and make the rent $650. I do not want to rent out a storage unit here and put all my stuff there and have to keep driving to get it and bring it back when I am done with it.
Why? Because I have AS and I have to have a bigger place.
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Its aspergers fault I don't like the color orange
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I love sweets thanks to my AS.
It's the AS that made me have an eating disorder and was throwing up every time I ate too much food and I was starving myself.
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it's aspergers fault i have an eating disorder too. bad AS.
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Its aspergers fault I I don' tlike left hand turns
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It is autism's fault that I don't like crowded shops. They should clear the shops of people before I go in so that I can shop in peace.
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It is autism's fault that I don't like crowded shops. They should clear the shops of people before I go in so that I can shop in peace.
:agreed:
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it's autisms fault i get crabby after shopping and have to hide unless i get some fucking alcohol.
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My mum treats me like a child. It's the sad truth.
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I masturbate in public because I'm autistic! :thumbup:
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I blow up road signs because I'm autistic. :angel:
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You shag dogs called Linda because you're autistic.
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Not really. Fiona has seen her. 8)
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Is it a Lab? :hahaha:
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Not really. 8)
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Not really. Fiona has seen her. 8)
Shleeeeed's is a pretty accurate opinion of her.
I feel bad saying that as i'm not usually nasty about people, but tbh I have little respect for her based on the way she behaves.
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I don't mind as long as she's slutty. 8)
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I don't mind as long as she's slutty. 8)
You admit you'd bang a dog if it's slutty? :lol:
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I masturbate in public because I'm autistic! :thumbup:
i wanna see
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I can jerk off for you, MillaPornilla. 8)
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I don't mind as long as she's slutty. 8)
You admit you'd bang a dog if it's slutty? :lol:
No but a fat girl. 8)
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I masturbate in public because I'm autistic! :thumbup:
i wanna see
Millllla's desperate for cock!
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She hasn't gotten one for a looong time. :orly:
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Indeed, someone needs to give moominmilla some fat willy in every accessible hole. :eyebrows:
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BRAVE! :moomin: :squit: :69: :nomakened:
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Lol I just got a boner for some reason.
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Nooo I want these clothes. I want to pay ten dollars for them both. Why? I have AS and I want these clothes, I don't want to pay twenty seven and seventeen for them because I worry about my money.
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Lol I just got a boner for some reason.
It is because you have AS.
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Lol I just got a boner for some reason.
It is because you have AS.
That would explain a lot of things then.
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My car door is frozen shut. Stupid AS. Wait, this is the "Use Your AS as an excuse" thread, not "Blame things on your AS" thread. Stupid AS.
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Lol I just got a boner for some reason.
It is because you have AS.
That would explain a lot of things then.
What, all your children?
:laugh:
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:laugh:
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Lol I just got a boner for some reason.
It is because you have AS.
That would explain a lot of things then.
What, all your children?
:laugh:
among other things
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Argh, stuck on Home Alone. Stupid AS. Hey I'm watching B&J, the AS made me.
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If mom would treat me better, I wouldn't bother using it to rationalize my behavior :evillaugh:
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Stupid AS. I can't seem to smile or not look like i'm about to kick everyones asses all the time. I don't even know my face looks like that when i'm doing it. FUCKING AS.
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You can have some of my smiles, people think I find all kinds of things fun and funny when I very much don't.
:asthing:
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Stupid AS. I can't seem to smile or not look like i'm about to kick everyones asses all the time. I don't even know my face looks like that when i'm doing it. FUCKING AS.
Yeah I have the same problem sometimes. I usually feel fine but people think I'm being hostile. Used to really get me down but now its just meh. I think its due to weak/flat facial muscles.
You could consider Pilates or yoga.
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Bullshit. Are your faces paralyzed or something or the muscles don't work well in them? It's not that hard to smile, you just move your lips aside. The AS made me say it.
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I blame you all for my AS.
No, wait, the thread wasn't about that, was it?
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I can't stop signing my name in every post I make. You know about Aspergers and OCD?
Beth.
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A lot of dumb fucks sign their posts with their names, regardless of the fact that it's the internet and that your name or nickname is there anyway. I don't think most of them haves AS; they think that they're writing and old type letter or something.
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Bullshit. Are your faces paralyzed or something or the muscles don't work well in them? It's not that hard to smile, you just move your lips aside. The AS made me say it.
No I just never fucking remember to smile or really make any other face than my usual "dissapointed" look, which is actually my normal face.
The fucking as made me say this shit.
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If I go out, I can only do one thing and then I get overwhelmed/too tired to do anything else. I blame autism for this.
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A lot of dumb fucks sign their posts with their names, regardless of the fact that it's the internet and that your name or nickname is there anyway. I don't think most of them haves AS; they think that they're writing and old type letter or something.
My post was a parody of Sinsboldly from WP. Someone had a problem with her signing her name in every post she makes and she said she couldn't help herself and said she sure she knows about OCD and said she just has to do it.