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Title: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
Post by: DirtDawg on November 12, 2008, 12:06:09 PM
Why are we not more random!


I'll start:

The best explanation for freckles that I've managed is that you have been sneaking farm work, holding back the reins of a farting mule which has had too much bran.

Next?
Title: Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
Post by: Lucifer on November 12, 2008, 01:09:27 PM
sudden prayers make god jump.
Title: Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
Post by: odeon on November 12, 2008, 04:12:55 PM
There's little point in having a docking station when you don't know what gadget it is for.
Title: Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
Post by: Leto729 on November 12, 2008, 04:26:10 PM
Or a ship to dock to it.
Title: Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
Post by: odeon on November 12, 2008, 04:29:15 PM
Randomness is a warm gun.
Title: Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
Post by: Lucifer on November 12, 2008, 04:47:01 PM
icelessness is a warm gin.
Title: Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
Post by: odeon on November 12, 2008, 04:51:07 PM
Do deaf people need earplugs?
Title: Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
Post by: Lucifer on November 12, 2008, 04:51:51 PM
Do deaf people need earplugs?

depends on the reason: they can't get water in their ear, if it's a preforated eardrum thing.
Title: Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
Post by: DirtDawg on November 12, 2008, 05:26:47 PM
It's amazing how much money can be saved by a school system switching to open source software. When a discussion came before a school board full of idiots, a committee was formed to assess this prospect, then a task force grew out of the knowledge base that was begun.

After much information gathering, the decision was made to scrap the entire system of PC based computers in favor of an Apple/Mac system at a cost of eight million dollars. The task force was not quite done, though, since it became apparent that the educational system was short-changing the student body without the availability of a "complete" computer course. So, at the cost of another three million dollars, another set of PC based computers was purchased.

It is difficult to determine just how much money they have saved, but I am sure it would be a staggering amount.
Title: Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
Post by: DirtDawg on November 12, 2008, 05:30:07 PM

The phrase, open source, has many meanings
Title: Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
Post by: odeon on November 12, 2008, 05:55:07 PM
My sources tell otherwise. :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
Post by: DirtDawg on November 12, 2008, 06:04:40 PM

Maybe your sources are more  open than the sources consulted by the school board committe.

I would post a lmao smiley, but we are still paying for it and our sales tax went up.

(this debacle has just recently come to light)
Title: Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
Post by: Johnny on November 12, 2008, 06:54:55 PM
why do people drive on a parkway and park in a driveway ?

why do they call highways in major cities expressways when there is nothing express about a giant traffic jam most of the time

why have people who run fast food places lost the basic concept of small, medium & large
ask for a small and get told they don't have a small, just medium, large and extra large
or they only have two sizes and one is called a medium, got me what it is in the middle of.

why are highways called freeways when there is nothing free about them ?



Title: Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
Post by: Pyraxis on November 12, 2008, 11:42:27 PM
Why the fuck does your account let you have such a huge annoying picture in your signature?

 :angrydance:
Title: Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
Post by: WolFish on November 13, 2008, 12:46:02 AM
how many people really fuck up anyway?
Title: Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
Post by: DirtDawg on November 13, 2008, 12:59:36 AM
Do I have to have a huge round butt that drags the ground to find a parking space?
Title: Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
Post by: DirtDawg on November 13, 2008, 01:02:49 AM
The American craze for their weekly cheesburgers alone produces the carbon exchange equivalent of two hundred million metric tons per year, when you count the "bovine effluent."
Title: Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
Post by: DirtDawg on November 13, 2008, 01:08:18 AM
Euchre is a card game which is completely hostile and alien to aspies, because the rules change with every new hand and I have become obsessive over it. It fucking pisses me off!
Title: Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
Post by: Callaway on November 13, 2008, 05:17:24 AM
For a PET scan, glucose (a form of sugar) that contains a radioactive atom is injected into the bloodstream. Because cancer cells in the body are growing rapidly, they absorb large amounts of the radioactive sugar. After about an hour, a special camera is used to create a picture of areas of radioactivity in the body.

PET is useful when your doctor thinks the cancer may have spread but doesn't know where. The picture is not finely detailed like a CT or MRI scan, but it provides helpful information about your whole body. Some newer machines are able to perform both a PET and CT scan at the same time (PET/CT scan). This allows the radiologist to compare areas of higher radioactivity on the PET with the appearance of that area on the CT.

Title: Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
Post by: DirtDawg on November 13, 2008, 06:40:07 AM
It is quite easy for a clever person to locate specific patents to help determine if your ideas are original at:
http://www.freepatentsonline.com/ (http://www.freepatentsonline.com/)

"The FreePatentsOnline search engine is one of the most powerful, fastest and easiest patent search engines on the web. Our search allows advanced search techniques such as word stemming, proximity searching, relevancy ranking and search term weighting to help you find exactly what you are looking for. And, our account features let you organize, annotate and share documents, and Alerts let you instantly be notified when new documents of interest are published."
Title: Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
Post by: odeon on November 13, 2008, 08:07:25 AM
Very few walls have ears. And many of the ones that have them are by Salvador Dali.
Title: Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
Post by: Lucifer on November 13, 2008, 02:09:40 PM
Why the fuck does your account let you have such a huge annoying picture in your signature?

 :angrydance:

adblock it - i have.  ;)
Title: Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
Post by: Lucifer on November 13, 2008, 02:10:55 PM
Do I have to have a huge round butt that drags the ground to find a parking space?

a parking space for your bottom?  :laugh:
Title: Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
Post by: Lucifer on November 13, 2008, 02:11:08 PM
Very few walls have ears. And many of the ones that have them are by Salvador Dali.

:LMAO:

 :plus:
Title: Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
Post by: Alex179 on November 13, 2008, 02:16:22 PM
Every time I put on my leather jacket I can hear the screams of agony from the cows that died to provide me warmth every winter.
Title: Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
Post by: odeon on November 13, 2008, 03:15:38 PM
Randy was a cow in his former life.
Title: Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
Post by: renaeden on November 14, 2008, 05:08:02 AM
You can polish shit.
Title: Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
Post by: DirtDawg on November 14, 2008, 08:29:15 AM

I can't, since I'm not Polish.
Title: Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
Post by: renaeden on November 16, 2008, 07:25:43 AM
I saw it on Mythbusters.
Title: Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
Post by: klox on November 26, 2008, 01:27:58 AM
I saw it on Miffhustlers.
Title: Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
Post by: Callaway on November 26, 2008, 03:58:24 AM
The neighbors have
Christmas lights on their house.
It's not Thanksgiving yet.
Title: Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
Post by: DirtDawg on November 26, 2008, 03:04:47 PM
None of my neighbors have done that, yet.
 
But a few miles away, there is a major farm equipment dealership which puts on an incredible show every year. They create life-sized, animated displays of lights in the shapes of tractors, combines, balers and many more types of farm implements, all with "moving light" wheels and mechanisms, waving farmers, a few animals - all made of lights. It's huge! It sits on about six acres of land which is full of real equipment during the growing season.
The display is already up.
Title: Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
Post by: Pyraxis on November 26, 2008, 03:47:49 PM
We have a bag of pine needles in the living room from last year's Christmas, does that count?
Title: Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
Post by: Icequeen on November 26, 2008, 04:16:15 PM
The neighbors have
Christmas lights on their house.
It's not Thanksgiving yet.

I put mine up the first week of November.  :hide:

I figured I'd get them up before the cold weather moved in, every year I freeze to death putting them up and end up dropping half of them 3 or more times on the concrete and replacing bulbs the rest of the day. I'm not "as" clumsy when I'm not rushing to get back inside out of the cold. :laugh:
Title: Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
Post by: DirtDawg on November 26, 2008, 04:31:19 PM
We have a bag of pine needles in the living room from last year's Christmas, does that count?

I'd say it depends on where you insert them.
Title: Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
Post by: TheoK on November 26, 2008, 04:35:51 PM
It should be spruce or silver fir. And no fucking fake snow.  8)
Title: Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
Post by: TheoK on November 26, 2008, 04:52:25 PM
European silver fir.  8)

(http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/752/806572.JPG)
Title: Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
Post by: WolFish on November 26, 2008, 11:58:54 PM
unbuttoned
Title: Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
Post by: DirtDawg on November 27, 2008, 12:21:15 AM
desenchufado
Title: Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
Post by: DirtDawg on November 29, 2008, 10:16:05 AM

When clouds look at us do they see familiar cloud shapes?
Title: Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
Post by: WolFish on November 29, 2008, 10:20:08 AM
The neighbors have
Christmas lights on their house.
It's not Thanksgiving yet.
found haiku (western style)
+1
Title: Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
Post by: DirtDawg on January 18, 2009, 07:48:59 PM

Why does a Something often appear as an Oddthing and a Nothing often appear as a Something?

Reality can be a real bitch, spitting out these little bastards!