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Start here => Games => Topic started by: DirtDawg on November 12, 2008, 12:06:09 PM
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Why are we not more random!
I'll start:
The best explanation for freckles that I've managed is that you have been sneaking farm work, holding back the reins of a farting mule which has had too much bran.
Next?
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sudden prayers make god jump.
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There's little point in having a docking station when you don't know what gadget it is for.
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Or a ship to dock to it.
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Randomness is a warm gun.
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icelessness is a warm gin.
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Do deaf people need earplugs?
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Do deaf people need earplugs?
depends on the reason: they can't get water in their ear, if it's a preforated eardrum thing.
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It's amazing how much money can be saved by a school system switching to open source software. When a discussion came before a school board full of idiots, a committee was formed to assess this prospect, then a task force grew out of the knowledge base that was begun.
After much information gathering, the decision was made to scrap the entire system of PC based computers in favor of an Apple/Mac system at a cost of eight million dollars. The task force was not quite done, though, since it became apparent that the educational system was short-changing the student body without the availability of a "complete" computer course. So, at the cost of another three million dollars, another set of PC based computers was purchased.
It is difficult to determine just how much money they have saved, but I am sure it would be a staggering amount.
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The phrase, open source, has many meanings
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My sources tell otherwise. :eyebrows:
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Maybe your sources are more open than the sources consulted by the school board committe.
I would post a lmao smiley, but we are still paying for it and our sales tax went up.
(this debacle has just recently come to light)
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why do people drive on a parkway and park in a driveway ?
why do they call highways in major cities expressways when there is nothing express about a giant traffic jam most of the time
why have people who run fast food places lost the basic concept of small, medium & large
ask for a small and get told they don't have a small, just medium, large and extra large
or they only have two sizes and one is called a medium, got me what it is in the middle of.
why are highways called freeways when there is nothing free about them ?
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Why the fuck does your account let you have such a huge annoying picture in your signature?
:angrydance:
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how many people really fuck up anyway?
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Do I have to have a huge round butt that drags the ground to find a parking space?
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The American craze for their weekly cheesburgers alone produces the carbon exchange equivalent of two hundred million metric tons per year, when you count the "bovine effluent."
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Euchre is a card game which is completely hostile and alien to aspies, because the rules change with every new hand and I have become obsessive over it. It fucking pisses me off!
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For a PET scan, glucose (a form of sugar) that contains a radioactive atom is injected into the bloodstream. Because cancer cells in the body are growing rapidly, they absorb large amounts of the radioactive sugar. After about an hour, a special camera is used to create a picture of areas of radioactivity in the body.
PET is useful when your doctor thinks the cancer may have spread but doesn't know where. The picture is not finely detailed like a CT or MRI scan, but it provides helpful information about your whole body. Some newer machines are able to perform both a PET and CT scan at the same time (PET/CT scan). This allows the radiologist to compare areas of higher radioactivity on the PET with the appearance of that area on the CT.
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It is quite easy for a clever person to locate specific patents to help determine if your ideas are original at:
http://www.freepatentsonline.com/ (http://www.freepatentsonline.com/)
"The FreePatentsOnline search engine is one of the most powerful, fastest and easiest patent search engines on the web. Our search allows advanced search techniques such as word stemming, proximity searching, relevancy ranking and search term weighting to help you find exactly what you are looking for. And, our account features let you organize, annotate and share documents, and Alerts let you instantly be notified when new documents of interest are published."
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Very few walls have ears. And many of the ones that have them are by Salvador Dali.
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Why the fuck does your account let you have such a huge annoying picture in your signature?
:angrydance:
adblock it - i have. ;)
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Do I have to have a huge round butt that drags the ground to find a parking space?
a parking space for your bottom? :laugh:
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Very few walls have ears. And many of the ones that have them are by Salvador Dali.
:LMAO:
:plus:
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Every time I put on my leather jacket I can hear the screams of agony from the cows that died to provide me warmth every winter.
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Randy was a cow in his former life.
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You can polish shit.
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I can't, since I'm not Polish.
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I saw it on Mythbusters.
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I saw it on Miffhustlers.
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The neighbors have
Christmas lights on their house.
It's not Thanksgiving yet.
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None of my neighbors have done that, yet.
But a few miles away, there is a major farm equipment dealership which puts on an incredible show every year. They create life-sized, animated displays of lights in the shapes of tractors, combines, balers and many more types of farm implements, all with "moving light" wheels and mechanisms, waving farmers, a few animals - all made of lights. It's huge! It sits on about six acres of land which is full of real equipment during the growing season.
The display is already up.
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We have a bag of pine needles in the living room from last year's Christmas, does that count?
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The neighbors have
Christmas lights on their house.
It's not Thanksgiving yet.
I put mine up the first week of November. :hide:
I figured I'd get them up before the cold weather moved in, every year I freeze to death putting them up and end up dropping half of them 3 or more times on the concrete and replacing bulbs the rest of the day. I'm not "as" clumsy when I'm not rushing to get back inside out of the cold. :laugh:
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We have a bag of pine needles in the living room from last year's Christmas, does that count?
I'd say it depends on where you insert them.
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It should be spruce or silver fir. And no fucking fake snow. 8)
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European silver fir. 8)
(http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/752/806572.JPG)
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unbuttoned
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desenchufado
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When clouds look at us do they see familiar cloud shapes?
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The neighbors have
Christmas lights on their house.
It's not Thanksgiving yet.
found haiku (western style)
+1
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Why does a Something often appear as an Oddthing and a Nothing often appear as a Something?
Reality can be a real bitch, spitting out these little bastards!