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Start here => M.O.-Introductions => Topic started by: Frolic_Fun on November 01, 2008, 11:50:10 AM
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Just your typical ZOMGer reporting. Hello. :)
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just your typical wolf saying hello
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Would you like to tell us anything more about yourself?
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Well, I'm 20 and I like watersports, music and kiteing. I was diagnosed with AS 4 years ago by my shrink and joined ZOMG not too long ago, but I didn't post.
I'm also obsessed with transformers and the Addams Family. :angel:
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Are you female? Do you have a nice ass?
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Male sadly, skinny arse.
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Male sadly, skinny arse.
Fuck you then.
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Male sadly, skinny arse.
Fuck you then.
I never knew you were into guys.
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Please don't swear, it's rude. :P
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Please don't swear, it's rude. :P
If you want saintly behaviour, ask Cuntaway -- she'll provide. :zoinks:
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Please don't swear, it's rude. :P
So's this:
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Male sadly, skinny arse.
Fuck you then.
I never knew you were into guys.
Don't know him that well then, do you?
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C***away?
Who on earth calls themself that?
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Male sadly, skinny arse.
Fuck you then.
I never knew you were into guys.
Not really. I guess I had a thing over you though.
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GET THAT AWAY, MY EYES
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Male sadly, skinny arse.
Fuck you then.
I never knew you were into guys.
Don't know him that well then, do you?
I'm glad you guys don't know me that well -- very.
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GET THAT AWAY, MY EYES
What? It's a cock going up a guy's arse (I think it's a guy because I can see his nutsack). Big fucking whoop.
Don't deny your closet gayness.
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Hello Frolic! :laugh:
You sound cool 8)
Pea, leave the guy alone omg.
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GET THAT AWAY, MY EYES
What? It's a cock going up a guy's arse (I think it's a guy because I can see his nutsack). Big fucking whoop.
Don't deny your closet gayness.
It's wrong though. >:(
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GET THAT AWAY, MY EYES
What? It's a cock going up a guy's arse (I think it's a guy because I can see his nutsack). Big fucking whoop.
Don't deny your closet gayness.
It's wrong though. >:(
Oh, fuck off. Don't become like Dame Edna now. :violin:
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I hope you burn in hell. >:(
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:angel:
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I hope you burn in hell. >:(
Most people do because I'm such a helpless spaz who lives with mummy and daddy. :zoinks:
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But the bible says it's wrong, you can go to hell for homosexuality you know. I want to get to heaven - do you?
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Hello Frolic! :laugh:
You sound cool 8)
Pea, leave the guy alone omg.
It's the King of Olympus!
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GET THAT AWAY, MY EYES
What? It's a cock going up a guy's arse (I think it's a guy because I can see his nutsack). Big fucking whoop.
Don't deny your closet gayness.
It's wrong though. >:(
Wrong in a good way?
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But the bible says it's wrong, you can go to hell for homosexuality you know. I want to get to heaven - do you?
Kiss my arse. I have friends who are either gay or bi. Fucking eejit.
Leave now, or thou shalt be burned!
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But the bible says it's wrong, you can go to hell for homosexuality you know. I want to get to heaven - do you?
The bible says you should stone your children if they're disobedient, that locusts have 4 legs and slavery is ok.
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But the bible says it's wrong, you can go to hell for homosexuality you know. I want to get to heaven - do you?
Kiss my arse. I have friends who are either gay or bi. Fucking eejit.
Leave now, or thou shalt be burned!
Queer supporters go to hell.
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Hello Frolic! :laugh:
You sound cool 8)
Pea, leave the guy alone omg.
It's the King of Olympus!
Zeus ftw.
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But the bible says it's wrong, you can go to hell for homosexuality you know. I want to get to heaven - do you?
Kiss my arse. I have friends who are either gay or bi. Fucking eejit.
Leave now, or thou shalt be burned!
Queer supporters go to hell.
Well I'm a lesbian, am I going to hell? :toporly:
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Yes, you will.
Lev. 18:22, "You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination."
Lev. 20:13, "If there is a man who lies with a male as those who lie with a woman, both of them have committed a detestable act; they shall surely be put to death. Their bloodguiltness is upon them"
1 Cor. 6:9-10, "Or do you not know that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor homosexuals, 10nor thieves, nor the covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers, shall inherit the kingdom of God."
Rom. 1:26-28, "For this reason God gave them over to degrading passions; for their women exchanged the natural function for that which is unnatural, 27and in the same way also the men abandoned the natural function of the woman and burned in their desire toward one another, men with men committing indecent acts and receiving in their own persons the due penalty of their error. 28And just as they did not see fit to acknowledge God any longer, God gave them over to a depraved mind, to do those things which are not proper."
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But the bible says it's wrong, you can go to hell for homosexuality you know. I want to get to heaven - do you?
Kiss my arse. I have friends who are either gay or bi. Fucking eejit.
Leave now, or thou shalt be burned!
Queer supporters go to hell.
Well I'm a lesbian, am I going to hell? :toporly:
Of course. That's where all the hotness goes.
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Hello. Welcome to I2.
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Lev 11:20 All fowls that creep, going upon all four, shall be an abomination unto you.
11:21 Yet these may ye eat of every flying creeping thing that goeth upon all four, which have legs above their feet, to leap withal upon the earth;
11:22 Even these of them ye may eat; the locust after his kind, and the bald locust after his kind, and the beetle after his kind, and the grasshopper after his kind.
11:23 But all other flying creeping things, which have four feet, shall be an abomination unto you.
I must have missed all those 4-legged birds, locusts, beetles, grasshoppers and other 'flying creeping things'.
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Hi! :angel:
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What are your views on the consumption of shellfish? The giving of burnt offerings? Does animal sacrifice atone for sins? If a woman reports a rape, what should be done?
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:evillaugh:
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I think I may see Fred Phelps when I go to the US next year, he's an idol of mine.
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Hello some interesting opinions you have there. Well what does the bible say about your admitted favorite water sports?
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I forgot to ask are you the sensitive type? :green:
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bit late for that. :lol:
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Yes, you will.
Lev. 18:22, "You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination."
Lev. 20:13, "If there is a man who lies with a male as those who lie with a woman, both of them have committed a detestable act; they shall surely be put to death. Their bloodguiltness is upon them"
1 Cor. 6:9-10, "Or do you not know that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor homosexuals, 10nor thieves, nor the covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers, shall inherit the kingdom of God."
well, that's most of us fucked, then. >:D
Rom. 1:26-28, "For this reason God gave them over to degrading passions; for their women exchanged the natural function for that which is unnatural, 27and in the same way also the men abandoned the natural function of the woman and burned in their desire toward one another, men with men committing indecent acts and receiving in their own persons the due penalty of their error. 28And just as they did not see fit to acknowledge God any longer, God gave them over to a depraved mind, to do those things which are not proper."
jesus fucking h. christ on a pole with a saint up his arse, it's a fundie! yee har! :evillaugh:
and are there any other lists of horrendous sins you could post - i don't want to miss out, and i've some free time next week. :-*
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Lev 11:20 All fowls that creep, going upon all four, shall be an abomination unto you.
11:21 Yet these may ye eat of every flying creeping thing that goeth upon all four, which have legs above their feet, to leap withal upon the earth;
11:22 Even these of them ye may eat; the locust after his kind, and the bald locust after his kind, and the beetle after his kind, and the grasshopper after his kind.
11:23 But all other flying creeping things, which have four feet, shall be an abomination unto you.
I must have missed all those 4-legged birds, locusts, beetles, grasshoppers and other 'flying creeping things'.
i love leviticus - such a misunderstood chap, poor love. >:D
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I like this game. I'm still working out who's trolling who. :orly:
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bit late for that. :lol:
:lol:
I like this game. I'm still working out who's trolling who. :orly:
:laugh:
everyone troll everyone else!! :woohoo:
troll orgy? :eyebrows:
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Yes, you will.
Lev. 18:22, "You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination."
Lev. 20:13, "If there is a man who lies with a male as those who lie with a woman, both of them have committed a detestable act; they shall surely be put to death. Their bloodguiltness is upon them"
1 Cor. 6:9-10, "Or do you not know that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor homosexuals, 10nor thieves, nor the covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers, shall inherit the kingdom of God."
well, that's most of us fucked, then. >:D
I keep a good deal of proper reviling ready at all times.
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But the bible says it's wrong, you can go to hell for homosexuality you know. I want to get to heaven - do you?
Hell sounds like more fun.
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Think he got scared away?
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Don't know. Maybe he was trolling. :-\
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well this place isn't for the faint of heart >:D
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come back, frolic - we wantssssssss to play with you! :'(
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come back, frolic - we wantssssssss to frolic with you! :'(
fixed
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He'll be back. This place is addictive. >:D
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Like meth, and just as wholesome. :P
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I found a nice (fractal) constellation for the fundie to gaze into ...
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Just your typical ZOMGer reporting. Hello. :)
Hi Frolic Fun.
:welcome:
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I found a nice (fractal) constellation for the fundie to gaze into ...
A dog? :zoinks:
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I found a nice (fractal) constellation for the fundie to gaze into ...
A dog? :zoinks:
don't be daft - how can one gaze into a dog without one's tits dropping off from boredom?
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Just your typical ZOMGer reporting. Hello. :)
Hi Frolic Fun.
:welcome:
Hi. :)
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Hello, Frolic Fun. :welcome: to Intensity.
I have a question: If I don't believe in God but do believe in trying to be a good person, does that mean I will go to hell even though I don't believe in hell either?
I have wondered this for a while but hadn't thought to ask anyone.
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I found a nice (fractal) constellation for the fundie to gaze into ...
A dog? :zoinks:
don't be daft - how can one gaze into a dog without one's tits dropping off from boredom?
Pretty sure he'd hope for any tits to fall off. They'd be a sin.
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Hello, Frolic Fun. :welcome: to Intensity.
I have a question: If I don't believe in God but do believe in trying to be a good person, does that mean I will go to hell even though I don't believe in hell either?
I have wondered this for a while but hadn't thought to ask anyone.
Yes, you will still go to hell because you deny god. You have to be grateful that he created everything you see.
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If I ram a statuette of Jesus up my arse until I cum and ask his forgiveness afterwards, do I get into heaven? Would burning a goat help?
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If I ram a statuette of Jesus up my arse until I cum and ask his forgiveness afterwards, do I get into heaven? Would burning a goat help?
NOooo!
That won't work. You have to be grateful that God made that statue for you.
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If I ram a statuette of Jesus up my arse until I cum and ask his forgiveness afterwards, do I get into heaven? Would burning a goat help?
NOooo!
That won't work. You have to be grateful that God made that statue for you.
It's the little details like that which make all the difference when it comes to religion.
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Hello, Frolic Fun. :welcome: to Intensity.
I have a question: If I don't believe in God but do believe in trying to be a good person, does that mean I will go to hell even though I don't believe in hell either?
I have wondered this for a while but hadn't thought to ask anyone.
Yes, you will still go to hell because you deny god. You have to be grateful that he created everything you see.
Here's one thing that bothers me.
If I were a member of a religion that worshipped God as Allah or Ganesh or Jehovah, but I was a very devout Moslim or Hindu or Jew or whatever, then would I go to hell anyway?
If so, then that seems to me to be very unfair of God to discriminate against one of His followers for worshipping Him the best way they know, just because they happened to grow up in a different culture and they celebrate Eid or Diwali or Rosh Hashanah instead of Easter.
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Catholic christianity is the only true religion.
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>:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNgotUM4gk8
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Catholic christianity is the only true religion.
I'm a catholic. Do I get into heaven?
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If you regularly go to church every Sunday and live a good fufilling life, then yes.
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It says that in the bible, does it?
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Should we burn witches?
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And how is a witch defined?
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Catholic christianity is the only true religion.
:orly:
I have heard that about many religions. How can they all be right?
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Catholic christianity is the only true religion.
This guy can't be serious.
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Hello, Frolic Fun. :welcome: to Intensity.
I have a question: If I don't believe in God but do believe in trying to be a good person, does that mean I will go to hell even though I don't believe in hell either?
I have wondered this for a while but hadn't thought to ask anyone.
Yes, you will still go to hell because you deny god. You have to be grateful that he created everything you see.
I wonder what god thinks of autistic people. I won't like going to hell. I have sensory issues. :P
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I found a nice (fractal) constellation for the fundie to gaze into ...
A dog? :zoinks:
don't be daft - how can one gaze into a dog without one's tits dropping off from boredom?
Pretty sure he'd hope for any tits to fall off. They'd be a sin.
:rofl:
my tits are sinful? :yikes:
:boobs: oh well - that's me sinning within minutes of getting up. i'm doomed!
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Hello, Frolic Fun. :welcome: to Intensity.
I have a question: If I don't believe in God but do believe in trying to be a good person, does that mean I will go to hell even though I don't believe in hell either?
I have wondered this for a while but hadn't thought to ask anyone.
Yes, you will still go to hell because you deny god. You have to be grateful that he created everything you see.
what, even cold sores?
(i can't actually see one at the moment, but that sprang to mind as something i'm not ever likely to be grateful for, i don't care who threatens me with hell).
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Should we burn witches?
not actual witches per se, if you don't mind, but if you burnt something near me i'd be grateful - it's fucking cold.
:witch:
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And how is a witch defined?
i'll send you my thesis... ;)
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Hello, Frolic Fun. :welcome: to Intensity.
I have a question: If I don't believe in God but do believe in trying to be a good person, does that mean I will go to hell even though I don't believe in hell either?
I have wondered this for a while but hadn't thought to ask anyone.
Yes, you will still go to hell because you deny god. You have to be grateful that he created everything you see.
I wonder what god thinks of autistic people. I won't like going to hell. I have sensory issues. :P
:LMAO:
:plus:
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But the bible says it's wrong, you can go to hell for homosexuality you know. I want to get to heaven - do you?
If you are going to be there, then no.
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Hello, Frolic Fun. :welcome: to Intensity.
I have a question: If I don't believe in God but do believe in trying to be a good person, does that mean I will go to hell even though I don't believe in hell either?
I have wondered this for a while but hadn't thought to ask anyone.
I actually asked a born again christian something similar to this in my own home once.
I ended up asking them to leave and I made them cry.
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Hello, Frolic Fun. :welcome: to Intensity.
I have a question: If I don't believe in God but do believe in trying to be a good person, does that mean I will go to hell even though I don't believe in hell either?
I have wondered this for a while but hadn't thought to ask anyone.
Yes, you will still go to hell because you deny god. You have to be grateful that he created everything you see.
I wonder what god thinks of autistic people. I won't like going to hell. I have sensory issues. :P
:LMAO: :plus:
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Hello, Frolic Fun. :welcome: to Intensity.
I have a question: If I don't believe in God but do believe in trying to be a good person, does that mean I will go to hell even though I don't believe in hell either?
I have wondered this for a while but hadn't thought to ask anyone.
I actually asked a born again christian something similar to this in my own home once.
I ended up asking them to leave and I made them cry.
I think there's a special level of purgatory for people like you.
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Hello, Frolic Fun. :welcome: to Intensity.
I have a question: If I don't believe in God but do believe in trying to be a good person, does that mean I will go to hell even though I don't believe in hell either?
I have wondered this for a while but hadn't thought to ask anyone.
I actually asked a born again christian something similar to this in my own home once.
I ended up asking them to leave and I made them cry.
I think there's a special level of purgatory for people like you.
Which level has the nymphomaniacs?
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To be fair, it does say in the New Testament that Christians don't have to follow Old Testament kosher laws and the like. They still can't be homo though. It said in Leviticus it was an abomination, and God's distaste for it lasts long after he doesn't care about the other desert laws anymore.
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Christianity is an abomination to common sense.
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Catholic christianity is the only true religion.
are all catholics christian or are all christians catholic?
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Catholic christianity is the only true religion.
are all catholics christian or are all christians catholic?
Is this another of your mindfuck episodes? How dull.
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Yes, you will still go to hell because you deny god. You have to be grateful that he created everything you see.
god created everything i see.
i want to go to heaven.
so if i see witches and tits on intensity,
i should be grateful so i can go to heaven.
thank god for witches with tits!
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To be fair, it does say in the New Testament that Christians don't have to follow Old Testament kosher laws and the like. They still can't be homo though. It said in Leviticus it was an abomination, and God's distaste for it lasts long after he doesn't care about the other desert laws anymore.
It seems quite clear from these verses in the new testament that the old testament laws are eternal:
“For truly, I say to you, till heaven and earth pass away, not an iota, not a dot, will pass the law until all is accomplished. Whoever then relaxes one of the least of these commandments and teaches men so, shall be called least in the kingdom of heaven; but he who does them and teaches them shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.” (Matthew 5:18-19 RSV)
"It is easier for Heaven and Earth to pass away than for the smallest part of the letter of the law to become invalid." (Luke 16:17 NAB)
"Whoever curses father or mother shall die" (Mark 7:10 NAB)
“He that curseth father or mother, let him die the death.” (Matthew 15:4-7)
"Slaves, submit yourselves to your masters with all respect, not only to those who are good and considerate, but also to those who are harsh." (1 Peter 2:18)
“Did not Moses give you the law, and yet none of you keepeth the law" (John7:19)
“...the scripture cannot be broken.” (John 10:35)
Of course, other verses contradict these...
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Of course, other verses contradict these...
Exactly, those are the ones I was thinking of
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Acts 10:9-15 On the next day, as they were on their way and approaching the city, Peter went up on the housetop about the sixth hour to pray. But he became hungry and was desiring to eat; but while they were making preparations, he fell into a trance; and he saw the sky opened up, and an object like a great sheet coming down, lowered by four corners to the ground, and there were in it all kinds of four-footed animals and crawling creatures of the earth and birds of the air. A voice came to him, “Get up, Peter, kill and eat!” But Peter said, “By no means, Lord, for I have never eaten anything unholy and unclean.” Again a voice came to him a second time, “What God has cleansed, no longer consider unholy.” This happened three times, and immediately the object was taken up into the sky.
Acts 10:28 "And he said to them, “You yourselves know how unlawful it is for a man who is a Jew to associate with a foreigner or to visit him; and yet God has shown me that I should not call any man unholy or unclean."
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Yes, you will still go to hell because you deny god. You have to be grateful that he created everything you see.
god created everything i see.
i want to go to heaven.
so if i see witches and tits on intensity,
i should be grateful so i can go to heaven.
thank god for witches with tits!
That looks like a calandale post. On purpose.
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Yes, you will still go to hell because you deny god. You have to be grateful that he created everything you see.
god created everything i see.
i want to go to heaven.
so if i see witches and tits on intensity,
i should be grateful so i can go to heaven.
thank god for witches with tits!
That looks like a calandale post. On purpose.
Lacking content makes it a feeble effort, but the lack of self-juxtaposing logic gives it away.
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Hello, Frolic Fun. :welcome: to Intensity.
I have a question: If I don't believe in God but do believe in trying to be a good person, does that mean I will go to hell even though I don't believe in hell either?
I have wondered this for a while but hadn't thought to ask anyone.
I actually asked a born again christian something similar to this in my own home once.
I ended up asking them to leave and I made them cry.
I think there's a special level of purgatory for people like you.
Even though I'm an atheist, you are probably right.
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Fucking hell that was fun. :zoinks:
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Hey, why a new account?
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Poe's Law — Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that someone won't mistake for the real thing.
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"Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate."
Here's one that'll piss him off then:
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Hello Pugsly. :welcome:
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I loves me a Shleed!
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Goodbye Shleed.
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Mademoiselle Hermit? Gus? That you Sweetheart? I get confused with name changes :-[
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Mademoiselle Hermit? Gus? That you Sweetheart? I get confused with name changes :-[
Yep, that's me :zoinks:
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:hug:
Good to see ya!