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Title: Girl with a pickel phobia
Post by: Gluey on September 21, 2008, 10:18:13 PM
 :zoinks: It's ,really hard not to laugh.
OK i'll stop with the Youtube threads. For now.

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=GjxOt2u2BGM
Title: Re: Girl with a pickel phobia
Post by: Mr Smith on September 21, 2008, 10:23:46 PM
I actually couldn't conrtol myself, It must be horrible for her but I couldn't help laughing.
Title: Re: Girl with a pickel phobia
Post by: Callaway on September 21, 2008, 11:20:15 PM
I was never nearly that bad with my snake phobia.

For crying out loud, she's a waitress and she said that she would not serve her customers a pickle, even if they asked for one.
Title: Re: Girl with a pickel phobia
Post by: Gluey on September 22, 2008, 01:42:04 AM
Cotton ball phobia.
Maury is such a dick for this one but holy shit this is funny.

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=G45s4GJslGI&feature=related
Title: Re: Girl with a pickel phobia
Post by: Peter on September 22, 2008, 02:54:37 AM
I somewhat dislike the feel of cotton balls, but I use them every day to clean my dog's eyes.
Title: Re: Girl with a pickel phobia
Post by: Mr Smith on September 22, 2008, 04:08:03 AM
That cotton ball one is just hardout fucking mean. :thumbdn:
Title: Re: Girl with a pickel phobia
Post by: Parts on September 22, 2008, 04:50:24 AM
This is fucking  true?  what stuidity
Title: Re: Girl with a pickel phobia
Post by: Tesla on September 22, 2008, 05:07:16 AM
Cotton ball phobia.
Maury is such a dick for this one but holy shit this is funny.

Are you fucking kidding me?  If someone has an actual phobia, that shit could fuck them right up.
Title: Re: Girl with a pickel phobia
Post by: Parts on September 22, 2008, 05:10:08 AM
Yum I eat pickles daily
Title: Re: Girl with a pickel phobia
Post by: Mr Smith on September 22, 2008, 05:36:10 AM
Pickles are grotesque. I always take them out of burgers.
Title: Re: Girl with a pickel phobia
Post by: Blasted on September 22, 2008, 06:13:39 AM
That cotton ball one is just hardout fucking mean. :thumbdn:

I agree.  The poor woman.
Title: Re: Girl with a pickel phobia
Post by: El on September 22, 2008, 07:30:08 AM
That cotton ball one is just hardout fucking mean. :thumbdn:

I agree.  The poor woman.
Yeah, that was kind of fucked up.
Title: Re: Girl with a pickel phobia
Post by: Christopher McCandless on September 22, 2008, 09:15:26 AM
That cotton ball one is just hardout fucking mean. :thumbdn:

I agree.  The poor woman.
Yeah, that was kind of fucked up.
Actually, I thought the whole damn thing was hilarious.
Title: Re: Girl with a pickel phobia
Post by: Blasted on September 22, 2008, 09:19:04 AM
The beginning was but at the end when he can see that she is distressed and makes that cotton ball man rush at her, that's fucked up.  Tis not her fault that she has a phobia like that.
Title: Re: Girl with a pickel phobia
Post by: Phlexor on September 22, 2008, 09:54:46 AM
Pickles are grotesque. I always take them out of burgers.

I get them to make me a fresh burger that hasn't had a pickle touch it.
Title: Re: Girl with a pickel phobia
Post by: garmonbozia on September 22, 2008, 06:38:18 PM
In defense of the first lady, pickles are kind of grotesque looking, as though they came from some plane of existence ruled by monsters.  (One might think that and then wonder what other horrors exist in such a world.)  I can imagine how the appearance of them can make a bad impression on a little kid such that it persists into adulthood.   

The second lady had better steer clear of Alabama.  Cotton grows alongside the highways there.

Both those ladies must have had traumatic experiences involving pickles and cotton balls at a very young age.  Any of y'all ever seen Giuseppe Andrews’ short film named Dribble?  That would explain one way someone might develop a fear of pickles, or certain items that might resemble them.  The cotton ball lady must have had an early bad experience in a doctor's office, like maybe they used a cotton ball to swab on antiseptic before a painful shot.

Title: Re: Girl with a pickel phobia
Post by: Parts on September 22, 2008, 06:42:01 PM
I have a pickle she could try out :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Girl with a pickel phobia
Post by: Gluey on September 22, 2008, 08:46:22 PM
Pickles are grotesque. I always take them out of burgers.

I can't eat a burger without a pickle.
How could you?
Title: Re: Girl with a pickel phobia
Post by: Callaway on September 22, 2008, 10:48:47 PM
That cotton ball one is just hardout fucking mean. :thumbdn:

Getting a cotton ball man to chase her when she has recurring nightmares about them was very mean.

I wonder what Maury's biggest fear would be?
Title: Re: Girl with a pickel phobia
Post by: Callaway on September 22, 2008, 10:50:45 PM
In defense of the first lady, pickles are kind of grotesque looking, as though they came from some plane of existence ruled by monsters.  (One might think that and then wonder what other horrors exist in such a world.)  I can imagine how the appearance of them can make a bad impression on a little kid such that it persists into adulthood.   

The second lady had better steer clear of Alabama.  Cotton grows alongside the highways there.

Both those ladies must have had traumatic experiences involving pickles and cotton balls at a very young age.  Any of y'all ever seen Giuseppe Andrews’ short film named Dribble?  That would explain one way someone might develop a fear of pickles, or certain items that might resemble them.  The cotton ball lady must have had an early bad experience in a doctor's office, like maybe they used a cotton ball to swab on antiseptic before a painful shot.



I love pickles.  My grandmother used to can pickles in gallon jars for my cousin and me to eat, because we loved her pickles so much.

You are definitely right about cotton fields in Alabama.
Title: Re: Girl with a pickel phobia
Post by: Phlexor on September 23, 2008, 08:35:45 AM
I have a pickle she could try out :eyebrows:

If it looks like a pickle, please consult a Doctor.
Title: Re: Girl with a pickel phobia
Post by: Pyraxis on September 24, 2008, 07:27:10 AM
Ugh at this whole thread.

I don't care if it's pickles or pencil sharpeners, wtf is she doing making a mess of herself on Oprah about it?
Title: Re: Girl with a pickel phobia
Post by: Gluey on September 26, 2008, 04:06:11 AM
Ugh at this whole thread.

I don't care if it's pickles or pencil sharpeners, wtf is she doing making a mess of herself on Oprah about it?

It's on The Maury Show actually.
I do have to question why she chose to that too. Perhaps there was good money, she was an actor or she was desperate for fame and attention.
Title: Re: Girl with a pickel phobia
Post by: garmonbozia on September 27, 2008, 07:44:44 AM
I don't get why people go on national television and humiliate themselves like that.  Money is the only explanation I can think of.  I bet the employees of the pickle factory laughed their asses off after she left.   ::)
Title: Re: Girl with a pickel phobia
Post by: Callaway on September 27, 2008, 02:04:33 PM
I don't get why people go on national television and humiliate themselves like that.  Money is the only explanation I can think of.  I bet the employees of the pickle factory laughed their asses off after she left.   ::)

I don't think that they really get very much money to go on those shows.

Maybe they promised her therapy or something?
Title: Re: Girl with a pickel phobia
Post by: jman on September 27, 2008, 03:04:53 PM
pickles are ugly but they're really good especially on burgers.

Go figure this shit would be on Maury
Title: Re: Girl with a pickel phobia
Post by: jman on September 27, 2008, 03:27:05 PM
 :LMAO:

The cotton man was too much for me

The chicken lady was pretty good too:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf8FQYv9lD4&feature=related
Title: Re: Girl with a pickel phobia
Post by: garmonbozia on September 28, 2008, 04:10:38 PM
The cotton man was too much for me

Looks like a fuzzy Michelin tire man.
Title: Re: Girl with a pickel phobia
Post by: The_Chosen_One on October 12, 2008, 04:38:34 PM
I like Maccas pickles better than Hungrys.
Title: Re: Girl with a pickel phobia
Post by: DirtDawg on October 12, 2008, 06:38:54 PM

Paul McCartney offers his pickles?
Title: Re: Girl with a pickel phobia
Post by: The_Chosen_One on October 14, 2008, 07:55:02 AM
Maccas here has dill pickles. I'm not too keen on how they put raw onion on some of their burgers though. Raw onion is nasty.
Title: Re: Girl with a pickel phobia
Post by: Phlexor on October 14, 2008, 08:32:08 PM
Maccas here has dill pickles. I'm not too keen on how they put raw onion on some of their burgers though. Raw onion is nasty.

You mean you don't get them to make you a custom burger just the way you like it? I do. Double Quarter Pounder, meat/cheese/meat/cheese/bacon and that it in that that order, nothing else. Sweet fucking burger.
Title: Re: Girl with a pickel phobia
Post by: The_Chosen_One on October 15, 2008, 05:25:07 AM
I'll see about that. The other salad doesn't bother me, it's just the raw onion. There'd have to be something really wrong if they wouldn't hold the onion for somebody who asked.
Title: Re: Girl with a pickel phobia
Post by: Phlexor on October 15, 2008, 07:10:45 AM
I'll see about that. The other salad doesn't bother me, it's just the raw onion. There'd have to be something really wrong if they wouldn't hold the onion for somebody who asked.

Yeah they usually do what you ask, just check your burger before you leave the counter or drive off from the drive through as they don't hire the brightest sparks.
Title: Re: Girl with a pickel phobia
Post by: Peter on October 15, 2008, 05:17:57 PM
Maccas here has dill pickles. I'm not too keen on how they put raw onion on some of their burgers though. Raw onion is nasty.

I eat raw onion with cold meat, oatcakes and pickles.
Title: Re: Girl with a pickel phobia
Post by: Tesla on October 15, 2008, 05:46:41 PM
I eat raw onion on my burgers... although I prefer sauteed.

I also put raw onion on my beans and rice.
Title: Re: Girl with a pickel phobia
Post by: Phlexor on October 15, 2008, 10:06:49 PM
Raw red onions are nice.
Title: Re: Girl with a pickel phobia
Post by: The_Chosen_One on October 18, 2008, 02:54:09 AM
They're not too bad if they are cut up very fine but I prefer sauteed onions, particularly when they are brown and caramelised. Yum!
Title: Re: Girl with a pickel phobia
Post by: Phlexor on October 18, 2008, 06:00:48 AM
The best use of onions is when they are diced with bacon and cooked into a nice cheese sauce. Yum-Oh!
Title: Re: Girl with a pickel phobia
Post by: The_Chosen_One on October 19, 2008, 09:11:32 AM
Or put on a hamburger with the lot.
Title: Re: Girl with a pickel phobia
Post by: Phlexor on October 19, 2008, 07:19:25 PM
Or put on a hamburger with the lot.

Remember, less is more.
Title: Re: Girl with a pickel phobia
Post by: richard on November 20, 2008, 07:20:10 PM
one of my half brothers friends is afraid of mustard, like when they go to a restruant if you grab a mustard bottle he screams and starts having a behavior if you touch him with it  :LMAO:
Title: Re: Girl with a pickel phobia
Post by: Phlexor on November 21, 2008, 07:00:21 AM
Since when did you start calling your cock "mustard bottle"?
Title: Re: Girl with a pickel phobia
Post by: richard on November 21, 2008, 07:33:43 AM
oh since your wifes been slurping me down
Title: Re: Girl with a pickel phobia
Post by: RageBeoulve on November 21, 2008, 09:07:52 AM
one of my half brothers friends is afraid of mustard, like when they go to a restruant if you grab a mustard bottle he screams and starts having a behavior if you touch him with it  :LMAO:

That is a bit strange.
Title: Re: Girl with a pickel phobia
Post by: richard on November 21, 2008, 06:17:50 PM
tell me about it :laugh:
Title: Re: Girl with a pickel phobia
Post by: Phlexor on November 22, 2008, 03:41:34 AM
oh since your wifes been slurping me down

haha yer right. You have no idea.
Title: Re: Girl with a pickel phobia
Post by: Parts on November 29, 2008, 08:11:36 PM
Definitely not this girl

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6qWeXC5yms
Title: Re: Girl with a pickel phobia
Post by: The_Chosen_One on December 21, 2008, 01:13:02 AM
Yah, 'tis indeed. Mind you, he could have been tricked into eating something with hot mustard when he was little.