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Re: never ask the internet for help
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2008, 06:52:47 AM »
LOLOL!!
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Re: never ask the internet for help
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2008, 07:01:25 AM »
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Re: never ask the internet for help
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2008, 08:38:49 AM »
 :lol:
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Re: never ask the internet for help
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2008, 10:26:15 AM »
 :LMAO:

However... I would have helped him. Indeed, I clicked on his name, only to realise it was a screenshot :hair:

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Re: never ask the internet for help
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2008, 11:23:10 AM »
:LMAO:

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Re: never ask the internet for help
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2008, 12:11:17 PM »
:LMAO:
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Re: never ask the internet for help
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2008, 12:13:29 PM »
I love the internet.

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Re: never ask the internet for help
« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2008, 12:13:57 PM »
:LMAO:

can you imagine what the result would be if someone asked us here to help?

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Re: never ask the internet for help
« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2008, 12:56:52 PM »
:LMAO:

can you imagine what the result would be if someone asked us here to help?

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I'd help in any way I could. :angel:
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Re: never ask the internet for help
« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2008, 01:33:54 PM »
i'd draw happeh-type squiggles all over them.

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OMFG - this needs more information.

what would everyone do?  don't be shy!

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Re: never ask the internet for help
« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2008, 01:54:08 PM »
Like I said, I would help in any way I could. ;D
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Re: never ask the internet for help
« Reply #12 on: September 13, 2008, 01:55:40 PM »
Like I said, I would help in any way I could. ;D

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Re: never ask the internet for help
« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2008, 02:06:17 PM »
:LMAO:

However... I would have helped him. Indeed, I clicked on his name, only to realise it was a screenshot :hair:

I would have tried to help him too, but I'm not good with Photoshop and I could not see what was even wrong with the original picture except for the corners.  Where were the white spots he was talking about?

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Re: never ask the internet for help
« Reply #14 on: September 13, 2008, 02:19:02 PM »


:LMAO:

Long before I knew anything about using Photoshop, I had taken a portrait of a family in their house. It was a fairly close-up, closely posed family of four.
I wanted to use this new stretch of velvet cloth as a black background, for the first time. I didn't really have a way to use it properly, so I had my helper stand behind the background and hold up the bar I had it clamped to, while I photographed the family.

When I got the photographs up, I had this really eerie, ghostly image of my helper in his white shirt, holding his arms outstretched, in crucifixian style, bleeding through the black background.

I asked a friend for help to salvage the images, so he put a halo on the Christ Ghost hovering above the family.

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