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ozymandias

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Re: Kiss your ass goodbye!
« Reply #75 on: September 11, 2008, 09:06:57 PM »
The main experiment hasn't even been done yet, the media are absolute idiots thinking that it was collision day. On September 10th, they only powered up the LHC, and tested the main 27km circular track by injecting low energy protons into it to see if they would spin around the whole track properly. They haven't been began the real experiment yet.

They still need to calibrate the magnets to precision and ensure it's perfect to even allow a collision to occur. So in about two months the real collision experiment occurs (but not at full capacity, only at 5TeV, as oppose to full power at 7TeV, which will be done next year).

Ok, so existence ends in two months, cool, I can still enjoy my birthday and Thanksgiving properly, hell maybe even xmas.  After that I don't give a fuck!   :P

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Re: Kiss your ass goodbye!
« Reply #76 on: September 11, 2008, 09:35:53 PM »
The main experiment hasn't even been done yet, the media are absolute idiots thinking that it was collision day. On September 10th, they only powered up the LHC, and tested the main 27km circular track by injecting low energy protons into it to see if they would spin around the whole track properly. They haven't been began the real experiment yet.

They still need to calibrate the magnets to precision and ensure it's perfect to even allow a collision to occur. So in about two months the real collision experiment occurs (but not at full capacity, only at 5TeV, as oppose to full power at 7TeV, which will be done next year).

Ok, so existence ends in two months, cool, I can still enjoy my birthday and Thanksgiving properly, hell maybe even xmas.  After that I don't give a fuck!   :P

So why bother making the fucking announcement at all, if they aren't gonna do the thing properly til next year? Fucking typical. Bloody internet geeks get hold of something that isn't even gonna be finished for another year and blow it all out of proportion.

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Re: Kiss your ass goodbye!
« Reply #77 on: September 12, 2008, 12:12:13 AM »

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Re: Kiss your ass goodbye!
« Reply #78 on: September 12, 2008, 12:13:41 AM »
Best SF novel I ever read on the subject: Fremder by Russell Hoban (Riddley Walker)

Brilliant, brilliant book. And now all too easy to find cheap.



i loiks hoban.  he wrote a really weird book about someone obsessed with internet porn, or similar - i forget, and found it quite disturbing, so i didn't keep it.

i love his "turtle diary" though.

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Re: Kiss your ass goodbye!
« Reply #79 on: September 12, 2008, 01:12:04 PM »
Wouldn't we be static if we were on the event horizon?

No. We'd be more dynamic than ever.

... and all of our potential would be released at once.

Not at once. It would be more of an on-going effort.

Thinking of the masses involved, I thought I would surely wink out in less than an instant compared to the rest of the matter in the vicinity.

... or are you talking about some kind of collective consciousness?



I'm talking about time slowing down.
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Re: Kiss your ass goodbye!
« Reply #80 on: September 12, 2008, 02:12:10 PM »
Time is too slow for those who wait.........................on the edge of the event horizon!   :orly:

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Re: Kiss your ass goodbye!
« Reply #81 on: September 12, 2008, 02:14:23 PM »
They won't ever reach it.
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« Reply #82 on: September 12, 2008, 04:21:25 PM »
They won't ever reach it.

Who cares, humanity will be extinct within a few hundred years anyway.

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« Reply #83 on: September 12, 2008, 05:49:02 PM »
They won't ever reach it.

Who cares, humanity will be extinct within a few hundred years anyway.

Man, you're optimistic. I give us until 2012 and then, as Bucky Fuller said, it'll be Utopia or Obliviion.
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« Reply #84 on: September 12, 2008, 06:05:37 PM »
They won't ever reach it.

Who cares, humanity will be extinct within a few hundred years anyway.

Man, you're optimistic. I give us until 2012 and then, as Bucky Fuller said, it'll be Utopia or Obliviion.

The 2012 thing is no different than the milennium bug of 1999/2000, smoke and mirrors and pure unadulterated BS.  I have the book about "doomsday" 2012 and am eagerly looking forward to a book  bonfire Jan. 1 2013.  As for Bucky Fuller, I don't know who he is and I fully expect we'll be on the edge of oblivion at least after my daughter's time has passed.

After that, any possible descendants of mine are on their own!   :P


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Re: Kiss your ass goodbye!
« Reply #85 on: September 12, 2008, 07:54:31 PM »
I think the spent to much money and will find nothing.
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Re: Kiss your ass goodbye!
« Reply #86 on: September 13, 2008, 02:15:47 AM »
They won't ever reach it.

Who cares, humanity will be extinct within a few hundred years anyway.

Man, you're optimistic. I give us until 2012 and then, as Bucky Fuller said, it'll be Utopia or Obliviion.

The 2012 thing is no different than the milennium bug of 1999/2000, smoke and mirrors and pure unadulterated BS.  I have the book about "doomsday" 2012 and am eagerly looking forward to a book  bonfire Jan. 1 2013.  As for Bucky Fuller, I don't know who he is and I fully expect we'll be on the edge of oblivion at least after my daughter's time has passed.

After that, any possible descendants of mine are on their own!   :P



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