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Re: Your perfect mate
« Reply #60 on: October 29, 2011, 08:00:34 PM »
I'd let you squirt on my tits  8)
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Re: Your perfect mate
« Reply #61 on: October 29, 2011, 08:02:18 PM »
Ohhh my am I really, really horny right now! When is the next flight out of Dulles?
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Re: Your perfect mate
« Reply #62 on: October 29, 2011, 08:03:54 PM »
Quote from: Binty on October 29, 2011, 08:00:34 PM
I'd let you squirt on my tits  8)

 :2thumbsup:
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Re: Your perfect mate
« Reply #63 on: October 29, 2011, 08:10:01 PM »
are you really COMING?  i could pick you up from the airport.  Binty could
sit in the back with you and show you the sites
and i could observe in the rear view mirror

I have a lovely chauffeur's  cap,  and a roomy Mercedes :eyebrows:
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Re: Your perfect mate
« Reply #64 on: October 29, 2011, 08:12:56 PM »
Quote from: bodaccea on October 29, 2011, 08:10:01 PM
and a roomy Mercedes :eyebrows:

That is no way to talk about your vagina!
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Re: Your perfect mate
« Reply #65 on: October 29, 2011, 08:14:54 PM »
It should be at least a tight, five star Rolls Royce  :thumbup:
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Re: Your perfect mate
« Reply #66 on: October 29, 2011, 08:18:55 PM »
Quote from: Binty on October 29, 2011, 08:14:54 PM
It should be at least a tight, five star Rolls Royce  :thumbup:

its more like a showroom model actually,  rarely used! :zoinks:

i do drive a merc,  a big silver 3ltre turbo diesel mo fo!

but i lied about the chauffeur hat
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Re: Your perfect mate
« Reply #67 on: October 29, 2011, 08:20:25 PM »
I am cumming alright!!!! You two have me all worked up I have to relieve some pressure!
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Re: Your perfect mate
« Reply #68 on: October 29, 2011, 08:26:59 PM »
I was going to say  "get a grip, man"

 :angel:  anyway we aren't teasing
it's your fault,  you and your innuendo

made me say bad things :'(
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Re: Your perfect mate
« Reply #69 on: October 29, 2011, 08:34:25 PM »
you guys are even making ME blush :P
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Re: Your perfect mate
« Reply #70 on: October 29, 2011, 08:36:52 PM »
You are welcome to join in! I for one am still going! :headbang2:
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Re: Your perfect mate
« Reply #71 on: October 29, 2011, 10:56:09 PM »
trigger 11



skip to 55 seconds in, that is where i dedicate this to you.
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Re: Your perfect mate
« Reply #72 on: October 30, 2011, 12:43:36 AM »
Quote from: bodaccea on October 29, 2011, 07:19:09 PM
yes,  the main tips i can give you are as follows:

*foreplay is NOT two cans of lager and a bag of chips

*Nipples,  go easy in that area and remember you are
not trying to tune in radio Luxemburg!

*Don't wipe your nob on the curtains afterwards  :LOL:

even in my frustratingly virginous teens, i was always baffled at the "pointers" people would give me, "for when the time comes". "dont bite her pussy! they really dont like that!"
i mean, wtf...
why not throw in "dont punch her in the throat! dont shit on her while making out! dont try to lift her by her tits!"
wtf are people doing!?
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Re: Your perfect mate
« Reply #73 on: October 30, 2011, 01:08:56 AM »
Quote from: Binty on October 29, 2011, 08:12:56 PM
Quote from: bodaccea on October 29, 2011, 08:10:01 PM
and a roomy Mercedes :eyebrows:

That is no way to talk about your vagina!

  :evilplus:  for an awesome punchline!  That was a complete surprise to me!  :rofl:
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Re: Your perfect mate
« Reply #74 on: October 30, 2011, 06:08:14 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on September 10, 2008, 06:46:56 AM
Perfect isn't out there.
I was right.  But, there's damn-near.  'tis a goal of mine at this point not to commit to less.
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