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Offline Trigger 11

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Re: Your perfect mate
« Reply #15 on: September 11, 2008, 02:15:12 PM »
The complete opposite of my current mate!

Needs:
-Sense of humor
-Intelligent
-Loves animals
-Respects the Environment
-Open-minded
-Cuteness level depends on personality
-Adventerous in bed (none of this "wam-bam thank you man" crap)
-Comfortable with self, including sexuailty

Inquire within...
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Re: Your perfect mate
« Reply #16 on: September 12, 2008, 08:20:54 AM »
Quote from: Callaway on September 11, 2008, 10:42:27 AM
...vibrators vibrate.

 :laugh:
Vibratio, ergo vibrator.
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Re: Your perfect mate
« Reply #17 on: September 12, 2008, 09:22:54 AM »
I'm waiting until she's sixteen.
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Re: Your perfect mate
« Reply #18 on: September 19, 2008, 06:48:45 AM »
Quote from: The Go-Getter on September 11, 2008, 11:46:19 AM


....what I got in Google after searching "perfect mate"  :O_o:

Hey four legs is better than two. I like.  :eyebrows:
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Re: Your perfect mate
« Reply #19 on: September 19, 2008, 08:15:47 AM »
I might have met mine, she just lives really far away.   I might start searching for jobs in Cali.
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Re: Your perfect mate
« Reply #20 on: September 19, 2008, 10:46:44 AM »
Quote from: Alex179 on September 19, 2008, 08:15:47 AM
I might have met mine, she just lives really far away.   I might start searching for jobs in Cali.
Good luck with both.
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Re: Your perfect mate
« Reply #21 on: September 19, 2008, 07:42:53 PM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on September 10, 2008, 10:52:22 AM
It's a shame about the slut bit, 'cause otherwise I might be tempted by that immortality training. 





(Well, if I really believed you were onto something, that is.)

Trust me, that's the WORST part.

The slut bit, well, that's my loving side.
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Re: Your perfect mate
« Reply #22 on: September 19, 2008, 07:43:20 PM »
Quote from: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on September 10, 2008, 03:46:08 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on September 10, 2008, 06:46:56 AM
Perfect isn't out there.

There is something called humanly perfect, right Callaway :evillaugh:

I love that word :evillaugh:

Its a great hobby.

I fit with alot of people, given my adaptability, doing almost anything that won't hurt me.

I miss you flo.  :zoinks:
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Re: Your perfect mate
« Reply #23 on: September 19, 2008, 07:44:01 PM »
Quote from: Calandale on September 19, 2008, 07:42:53 PM
Trust me, that's the WORST part.

The slut bit, well, that's my loving side.

Love still isn't my thing.
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Quote from: Gopher Gary on October 11, 2015, 06:41:29 PM
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: Your perfect mate
« Reply #24 on: September 19, 2008, 07:44:45 PM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on September 19, 2008, 07:44:01 PM


Love still isn't my thing.

Understood. And without, well, the immortality would
fail.
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Re: Your perfect mate
« Reply #25 on: September 19, 2008, 07:47:09 PM »
I'll believe it when I see it.
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Quote from: Gopher Gary on October 11, 2015, 06:41:29 PM
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: Your perfect mate
« Reply #26 on: September 19, 2008, 07:56:23 PM »
You want me to show you death?  :o
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Re: Your perfect mate
« Reply #27 on: September 19, 2008, 08:05:59 PM »
Er, no. BTDT. Ignore the cowardice.
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Quote from: Gopher Gary on October 11, 2015, 06:41:29 PM
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: Your perfect mate
« Reply #28 on: September 19, 2008, 08:13:05 PM »
Love is something you fear.
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Re: Your perfect mate
« Reply #29 on: September 19, 2008, 08:22:24 PM »
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