A skeleton walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says, “I’d like a beer and a mop.”
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That's like asking to define pornography. I know what I want. Decent looking, intelligentenough to handle my interests (more than this, alreadyshares the peripherals , willing to be my slut, willingto at least try my ideal of a triad, someone who respectsme enough so as not to cause unreasonable strife, someoneto unleash the inner beast even so, someone I can counton in a deadly fight, emotionally strong enough to copewith what I am, possibly my match in the mystical arts,and maybe immortal.I'm willing to compromise a bit though. Just not much.Has to be able to be trained in the things she doesn'tyet have.
Someone asked me to define this.Here is what I came up with:QuoteThat's like asking to define pornography. I know what I want. Decent looking, intelligentenough to handle my interests (more than this, alreadyshares the peripherals , willing to be my slut, willingto at least try my ideal of a triad, someone who respectsme enough so as not to cause unreasonable strife, someoneto unleash the inner beast even so, someone I can counton in a deadly fight, emotionally strong enough to copewith what I am, possibly my match in the mystical arts,and maybe immortal.I'm willing to compromise a bit though. Just not much.Has to be able to be trained in the things she doesn'tyet have.How about everyone else?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Perfect isn't out there.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.
Quote from: PMS Elle on September 10, 2008, 06:46:56 AMPerfect isn't out there.One can get really, really close if they're lucky.
Quote from: Tesla on September 10, 2008, 03:59:00 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on September 10, 2008, 06:46:56 AMPerfect isn't out there.One can get really, really close if they're lucky.Vibrators?
Quote from: PMS Elle on September 10, 2008, 04:37:48 PMQuote from: Tesla on September 10, 2008, 03:59:00 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on September 10, 2008, 06:46:56 AMPerfect isn't out there.One can get really, really close if they're lucky.Vibrators?Is a vibrator a dildo, what is the technical difference?
