Your perfect mate

[Calandale]

Someone asked me to define this.
Here is what I came up with:

That's like asking to define pornography.

I know what I want. Decent looking, intelligent
enough to handle my interests (more than this, already
shares the peripherals , willing to be my slut, willing
to at least try my ideal of a triad, someone who respects
me enough so as not to cause unreasonable strife, someone
to unleash the inner beast even so, someone I can count
on in a deadly fight, emotionally strong enough to cope
with what I am, possibly my match in the mystical arts,
and maybe immortal.

I'm willing to compromise a bit though. Just not much.
Has to be able to be trained in the things she doesn't
yet have.

How about everyone else?

[driftingblizzard]

Someone asked me to define this.
Here is what I came up with:

That's like asking to define pornography.

I know what I want. Decent looking, intelligent
enough to handle my interests (more than this, already
shares the peripherals , willing to be my slut, willing
to at least try my ideal of a triad, someone who respects
me enough so as not to cause unreasonable strife, someone
to unleash the inner beast even so, someone I can count
on in a deadly fight, emotionally strong enough to cope
with what I am, possibly my match in the mystical arts,
and maybe immortal.

I'm willing to compromise a bit though. Just not much.
Has to be able to be trained in the things she doesn't
yet have.

How about everyone else?

Dang it!  I was so close to meet the list of requirements!

[Calandale]

Negotiable. 

[El]

Perfect isn't out there.

[Johnny]

Perfect isn't out there.

 

[Pyraxis]

It's a shame about the slut bit, 'cause otherwise I might be tempted by that immortality training. 





(Well, if I really believed you were onto something, that is.)

[ALLDAYGLOWRANDY]

Perfect isn't out there.

There is something called humanly perfect, right Callaway

I love that word

Its a great hobby.

I fit with alot of people, given my adaptability, doing almost anything that won't hurt me.

[Tesla]

Perfect isn't out there.

One can get really, really close if they're lucky.

[El]

Perfect isn't out there.

One can get really, really close if they're lucky.

Vibrators?

[driftingblizzard]

Perfect isn't out there.

One can get really, really close if they're lucky.

Vibrators?

Is a vibrator a dildo, what is the technical difference?

[El]

Perfect isn't out there.

One can get really, really close if they're lucky.

Vibrators?

Is a vibrator a dildo, what is the technical difference?

I think there's overlap, but a vibrator can do its good work just by being in there and turned on- or it can do its good work when it's not "in there" at all.

[Tesla]

Vibrators can be dildos, but a dildo can't be a vibrator because it can't vibrate.

[Lucifer]

come to I2 for the most profound of philsophical musings...

[Callaway]

...vibrators vibrate.

 

[Blasted]

....what I got in Google after searching "perfect mate"