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Offline Calandale

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Your perfect mate
« on: September 09, 2008, 08:28:09 PM »
Someone asked me to define this.
Here is what I came up with:

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That's like asking to define pornography. :D

I know what I want. Decent looking, intelligent
enough to handle my interests (more than this, already
shares the peripherals , willing to be my slut, willing
to at least try my ideal of a triad, someone who respects
me enough so as not to cause unreasonable strife, someone
to unleash the inner beast even so, someone I can count
on in a deadly fight, emotionally strong enough to cope
with what I am, possibly my match in the mystical arts,
and maybe immortal.

I'm willing to compromise a bit though. Just not much.
Has to be able to be trained in the things she doesn't
yet have.

How about everyone else?
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Re: Your perfect mate
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2008, 08:48:41 PM »
Quote from: Calandale on September 09, 2008, 08:28:09 PM
Someone asked me to define this.
Here is what I came up with:

Quote
That's like asking to define pornography. :D

I know what I want. Decent looking, intelligent
enough to handle my interests (more than this, already
shares the peripherals , willing to be my slut, willing
to at least try my ideal of a triad, someone who respects
me enough so as not to cause unreasonable strife, someone
to unleash the inner beast even so, someone I can count
on in a deadly fight, emotionally strong enough to cope
with what I am, possibly my match in the mystical arts,
and maybe immortal.

I'm willing to compromise a bit though. Just not much.
Has to be able to be trained in the things she doesn't
yet have.

How about everyone else?


Dang it!  I was so close to meet the list of requirements!
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Re: Your perfect mate
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2008, 09:21:49 PM »
Negotiable.  :zoinks:
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Re: Your perfect mate
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2008, 06:46:56 AM »
Perfect isn't out there.
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Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Your perfect mate
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2008, 10:42:30 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle Evil, Heartless Bitch
 
Perfect isn't out there.

 :agreed:
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Re: Your perfect mate
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2008, 10:52:22 AM »
It's a shame about the slut bit, 'cause otherwise I might be tempted by that immortality training. 





(Well, if I really believed you were onto something, that is.)
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Re: Your perfect mate
« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2008, 03:46:08 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on September 10, 2008, 06:46:56 AM
Perfect isn't out there.

There is something called humanly perfect, right Callaway :evillaugh:

I love that word :evillaugh:

Its a great hobby.

I fit with alot of people, given my adaptability, doing almost anything that won't hurt me.
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Re: Your perfect mate
« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2008, 03:59:00 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on September 10, 2008, 06:46:56 AM
Perfect isn't out there.
One can get really, really close if they're lucky.
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Re: Your perfect mate
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2008, 04:37:48 PM »
Quote from: Tesla on September 10, 2008, 03:59:00 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on September 10, 2008, 06:46:56 AM
Perfect isn't out there.
One can get really, really close if they're lucky.
Vibrators?
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Your perfect mate
« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2008, 07:19:47 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on September 10, 2008, 04:37:48 PM
Quote from: Tesla on September 10, 2008, 03:59:00 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on September 10, 2008, 06:46:56 AM
Perfect isn't out there.
One can get really, really close if they're lucky.
Vibrators?

Is a vibrator a dildo, what is the technical difference?
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Re: Your perfect mate
« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2008, 07:31:05 AM »
Quote from: driftingblizzard on September 10, 2008, 07:19:47 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on September 10, 2008, 04:37:48 PM
Quote from: Tesla on September 10, 2008, 03:59:00 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on September 10, 2008, 06:46:56 AM
Perfect isn't out there.
One can get really, really close if they're lucky.
Vibrators?

Is a vibrator a dildo, what is the technical difference?

I think there's overlap, but a vibrator can do its good work just by being in there and turned on- or it can do its good work when it's not "in there" at all.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Your perfect mate
« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2008, 10:36:34 AM »
Vibrators can be dildos, but a dildo can't be a vibrator because it can't vibrate.
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Re: Your perfect mate
« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2008, 10:41:45 AM »
come to I2 for the most profound of philsophical musings...
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Re: Your perfect mate
« Reply #13 on: September 11, 2008, 10:42:27 AM »
...vibrators vibrate.

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Re: Your perfect mate
« Reply #14 on: September 11, 2008, 11:46:19 AM »










....what I got in Google after searching "perfect mate"  :O_o:
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