"Don't try to understand women... Women understand women and they hate each other." - Al Bundy, Shoe Salesman.
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I'd let you squirt on my tits
and a roomy Mercedes
It should be at least a tight, five star Rolls Royce
yes, the main tips i can give you are as follows:*foreplay is NOT two cans of lager and a bag of chips*Nipples, go easy in that area and remember you arenot trying to tune in radio Luxemburg!*Don't wipe your nob on the curtains afterwards
Quote from: bodaccea on October 29, 2011, 08:10:01 PMand a roomy Mercedes That is no way to talk about your vagina!
Perfect isn't out there.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.