Kiss your ass goodbye!

[The_Chosen_One]

Don't remind me of Wankplanet.....

Those bumping Hadrons! AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!

[Lucifer]

*plays a steady "B flat" to help Gabriel tune up*

pah.  gabriel is a goody-goody wuss.

[Lucifer]

Point is, that what they are doing at CERN in the next couple of weeks is not going to impact at all on life on Earth or anything else in the slightest. The guy interviewed (Brian sombody-or-other) said it was basesles internet speculation and runour about the end of the world. All they are going to do is shoot a beam into the particle accelerator, then shoot another one. when they collide at -271 deg C, they will take a snapshot of the explosion. They are hoping to recreate the event 1 billionth of a second after the Big Bang. Even if something did go wrong, it would hardly create a black hole that would destroy us. The biggest particle they would get is about the size of a micron, and would be negligible.

brian cox.  there are some interesting cosmologists/physicists crawling out of the woodwork - dara o'briain is another one. who'd have thought...?

 

[The_Chosen_One]

Boy am I gonna have a few cans Christmas day 2012 when all these fuckwits who think the mayan calander predicted the end of the world are going to have egg on their faces. I think I can safely book my 2013 Grand Final tickets.

[renaeden]

CERN is firing up the atom smasher!

Cool, it means I won't have to hand my essay in next Wednesday. Because there won't be a next Wednesday. 

Apparently the guy interviewed was the keyboard player for D-ream back in the '90s,

"Things can only get better" .

[The_Chosen_One]

Of course, the whole "gee whizz, we're all going to dieeeeee" thing has got pretty tedious by now. I just about disbelieve all of them on principle now. :lol:

[DirtDawg]

*plays a steady "B flat" to help Gabriel tune up*

pah.  gabriel is a goody-goody wuss.

I don't know, many think of him as "just a messenger."  He is credited with relating the Qur'an to Mohammed, parts of the Torah to Moses, foretelling the coming of Christ and John. Some think of him as the Patron Saint of communication and genius. Seems like a fairly powerful messenger to me, although, if I was in his presence I would most likely be smitten with muteness as he did to another who disagreed with him, according to the mythology.

Gabriel is the archangel who has protected me on many occasions. Remaining ever skeptical, though.

[Lucifer]

you're talking to Lucifer, man!  what do you expect?   

[Pyraxis]

 

[The_Chosen_One]

To me he was just part of the songwriting team of Collins-Rutherford-Gabriel.

Carpet Crawlers.....

[Lucifer]

i The Carpet Crawlers!  in fact, i the whole album.

oh, now i'm singing it in my head:

"echoes of the broadway everglades,
and her mythical madonnas still walking in their shades..."

and now i have:

"me?  i'm just a lawnmower,
you can tell by the way i walk..."

[ozymandias]

No, please, tell me there is only one Hadron.

Quickly!

I thought that there was only one!    You mean that there's an anti-hadron out there!  OH NO!   

[ozymandias]

Boy am I gonna have a few cans Christmas day 2012 when all these fuckwits who think the mayan calander predicted the end of the world are going to have egg on their faces. I think I can safely book my 2013 Grand Final tickets.

I bought the book about it for the laughs.  Reading it was just a hoot.   I plan on having a book burning New Years Eve 2012.  You bring the marshmallows, I got the chocolate, anybody got the graham crackers!?? 

[DirtDawg]

you're talking to Lucifer, man!  what do you expect?   

Lies, obfuscation, and a little bitterness.

[Lucifer]

you're talking to Lucifer, man!  what do you expect?   

Lies, obfuscation, and a little bitterness.

lol.  no extreme sexiness?  or chocolate?