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The_Chosen_One

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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #30 on: September 07, 2008, 03:58:55 AM »
How many AlldaygloRandys does it take to change a lightbulb?

Being dayglo, a lightbulb becomes redundant.
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #31 on: September 07, 2008, 04:42:13 AM »
Quote from: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on September 07, 2008, 01:23:34 AM
Fuck off Luicy bills first let me watch dont care as long as you have a pussy mom doesnt get it too busy being selfish baby cry cry no $ please i dont care what you want let this gal suck you. So how many licks to the center of my toosie roll cock?, the world may never know.                 How many Brends does it take to buckle a her seat belt? none her gut wont fit the seat belt is broken wink wink lol

random word generator alert!

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we need a smiley for "random word generator/predictive text post".  :laugh:
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #32 on: September 07, 2008, 04:42:59 AM »
Quote from: The_Chosen_One on September 07, 2008, 03:58:55 AM
How many AlldaygloRandys does it take to change a lightbulb?

Being dayglo, a lightbulb becomes redundant.

clever - i likes.   :clap:
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #33 on: September 07, 2008, 05:05:13 AM »
Thanks.  :plus: for you.
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #34 on: September 11, 2008, 11:48:48 PM »
OK Nocturnalist.

How many Nocturnlists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?



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Thanks for coming!

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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #35 on: September 12, 2008, 07:33:15 AM »
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on September 11, 2008, 11:48:48 PM
How many Nocturnlists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?



 :LMAO: Excellent :plus:
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #36 on: October 05, 2010, 10:55:09 PM »
Is anyone interested in reviving this thread with anyone or anything screwing in a lightbulb?  Hasn't been posted on since Sept 2008 and we have new members to roast, I mean enlighten.
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #37 on: October 05, 2010, 11:01:41 PM »
How many razorbeards does it take to.... nevermind, lightbulbs are beyond their comprehension.
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #38 on: October 05, 2010, 11:07:27 PM »
How many Intensity Squared members does it to take to change a lightbulb?

None, If it's Queen Victoria because she's too short.

One, if VRI stands on Lady Weeble's shoulders.

One, if she waits and uses Lady Squid_thing to change the lights in the chandeliers at one time.

They'll never get changed if it's a committee of Mudkipz, Sir Les and Richard. 

Who needs light bulbs changed anyway?  We're bright enough without them.
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #39 on: October 05, 2010, 11:53:50 PM »
How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One.  He holds the light bulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #40 on: October 05, 2010, 11:55:07 PM »
How many emos does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer to sit alone and cry in the dark.
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #41 on: October 06, 2010, 01:57:00 PM »
callaway those are funny :plus:

how many lightbulbs does it take the world to do?

none. the world is garbage anyways :laugh:

ok and moving right along..
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #42 on: October 07, 2010, 12:27:05 AM »
Quote from: richard on October 06, 2010, 01:57:00 PM
callaway those are funny :plus:

how many lightbulbs does it take the world to do?

none. the world is garbage anyways :laugh:

ok and moving right along..

how many richard's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

one, but he uses his BIG FUCKING PETERS to do it.
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #43 on: October 07, 2010, 05:38:27 AM »
I am going to guess 3!
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #44 on: October 07, 2010, 12:13:00 PM »
two - one to screw it in and one to write a book about it  :laugh:
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