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How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« on: September 05, 2008, 10:14:22 AM »
Thought this might make a fine game - lol

How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They don't have the time of day :lol:


How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to find a lightbulb that is willing. And another to whine about said lightbulb when he gets dumped... as he inevitably does. :hahaha:


How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but only when TCO has finished first pumping him full of sychophantic Karma points - a favour he is not so slow to return - mutual masturbation. :zoinks:


So... how many Sir_Les' do you think it might take to screw in a light bulb? :evillaugh:
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2008, 10:30:57 AM »
Quote from: Nocturnalist! on September 05, 2008, 10:14:22 AM
Thought this might make a fine game - lol

How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They don't have the time of day :lol:


How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to find a lightbulb that is willing. And another to whine about said lightbulb when he gets dumped... as he inevitably does. :hahaha:


How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but only when TCO has finished first pumping him full of sychophantic Karma points - a favour he is not so slow to return - mutual masturbation. :zoinks:


So... how many Sir_Les' do you think it might take to screw in a light bulb? :evillaugh:

Damn Nocti!
This is as good as you get AFTER editing?  :hahaha:

Keep trying I may even plus you.
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2008, 10:33:14 AM »
I thought you'd enjoy it. Hopefully we'll soon have you in stitches - lol :evillaugh:

Remember... this is supposed to be a game ;)
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2008, 10:43:10 AM »
How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

As many as possible... he keeps getting furious and fails but TCO is always ready to kiss the splinters of glass from his hand.
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2008, 12:29:54 PM »
how many nocturnalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

only one, provided he needs it to see his keyboard to type somewhat lame digs at sir les.

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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2008, 12:34:40 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on September 05, 2008, 12:29:54 PM
...only one, provided he needs it to see his keyboard to type somewhat lame digs at sir les.

Well he persists lamely digging at me all over the forum... can't I return the favour occasionally :lol:
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2008, 12:35:58 PM »
yeah, i s'pose.  :laugh:

couldn't one of you just up the ante and make it funny, though?  :smarty:
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2008, 12:38:17 PM »
Well, I could do a friendly Lucifer one :green:

How many Lucifer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None... Hell runs on gas :lol:

Hopefully that is mildly amusing... these things don't all have to be centred around Sir_Les... its meant to be a game after all :green:
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2008, 01:01:33 PM »
How many The Chosen Ones does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They simply lock the room and insist they have won. :lol:
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2008, 01:12:06 PM »
How many IlluSionS667es does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the lightbulb and another to deny it ever really happened :lol:
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2008, 01:16:59 PM »
Quote from: Nocturnalist! on September 05, 2008, 12:38:17 PM
Well, I could do a friendly Lucifer one :green:

How many Lucifer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None... Hell runs on gas :lol:

Hopefully that is mildly amusing... these things don't all have to be centred around Sir_Les... its meant to be a game after all :green:

:laugh:

;)

here's one for me - how many witches does it take to change a lightbulb?

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into what?

 :green:  :witch1:
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2008, 01:17:14 PM »
Quote from: Nocturnalist! on September 05, 2008, 01:12:06 PM
How many IlluSionS667es does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the lightbulb and another to deny it ever really happened :lol:


:lol:   :plus:
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2008, 01:27:03 PM »
Quote from: Nocturnalist! on September 05, 2008, 01:12:06 PM
How many IlluSionS667es does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the lightbulb and another to deny it ever really happened :lol:

:LMAO:

I owe you one, Nocturnalist.

How many Nocturnalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because Nocturnalists aren't afraid of the dark.

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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2008, 01:27:47 PM »
How many peaguys does it take to change a light bulb? Six and counting...
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2008, 03:31:35 PM »
I don't think one could screw it in, let alone figure out how to get it out of the package. :laugh:
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