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Priest ascends to heaven, doesn't come back.
« on: September 03, 2008, 08:47:04 AM »
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Re: Priest ascends to heaven, doesn't come back.
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2008, 09:32:11 AM »
Lol, I saw that ages ago in the Guardian.
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Re: Priest ascends to heaven, doesn't come back.
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2008, 10:53:36 AM »
They should make him a saint :zoinks:
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Re: Priest ascends to heaven, doesn't come back.
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2008, 06:20:51 PM »
Given all the children that die over the ages that are meant to immediately go to heaven, that will keep him busy for eternity. He has no reason to come back.
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Re: Priest ascends to heaven, doesn't come back.
« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2008, 03:09:39 AM »
Quote from: The_Chosen_One on September 08, 2008, 06:20:51 PM
Given all the children that die over the ages that are meant to immediately go to heaven, that will keep him busy for eternity. He has no reason to come back.

that is so wrong on so many levels, but funny as hell. 
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Re: Priest ascends to heaven, doesn't come back.
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2008, 06:31:09 PM »
Quote from: driftingblizzard on September 11, 2008, 03:09:39 AM
Quote from: The_Chosen_One on September 08, 2008, 06:20:51 PM
Given all the children that die over the ages that are meant to immediately go to heaven, that will keep him busy for eternity. He has no reason to come back.

that is so wrong on so many levels, but funny as hell. 

If you listen to the news reports, you'd think the prerequisite for being a pries would be 'get involved' with the young. Stupid buggers obviously took it literally.....
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