when did you first learn that you were a self absorbed arse?
I'm a self-absorbed arse? That's news to me.
Do you get off on being a smug little cunt?
I've never been a smug little cunt, so I can't say if I would or wouldn't get off. I do enjoy being me, though, for I'm not a loser whose only idea of a good time is to sit on the internet and talk to retards. But then, when impressing retards is the only thing you're good at, I guess there isn't a lot else to do, is there dunc?
What's brain damage like? I havent tried it before.
You should try it, Eamonn. Less dribble comes out of the mouth of the brain damaged, than it does out of yours. It'd be a definate improvement. Looking at it in comparison, I'd say brain damage is a hell of a lot better than being you. If you want a hand, I'm sure there's no shortage of people offering to help.