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Re: Over 40's thread....
« Reply #165 on: May 27, 2011, 10:21:21 AM »
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A little forum help for you folks:  :zoinks:

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Re: Over 40's thread....
« Reply #166 on: May 29, 2011, 10:05:00 AM »
Kid's being annoying. Maybe he should be grounded for a while.
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Re: Over 40's thread....
« Reply #167 on: May 29, 2011, 10:09:10 AM »
I need to go to bed. God only knows I am that far behind on beauty sleep it won't make a difference but still.
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Re: Over 40's thread....
« Reply #168 on: May 29, 2011, 10:16:23 AM »
Beauty sleep is for sissies. :zoinks:
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Re: Over 40's thread....
« Reply #169 on: May 29, 2011, 01:48:06 PM »
 My feet hurt at the end of every working day.  Woe is me.  :violin:
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Re: Over 40's thread....
« Reply #170 on: May 29, 2011, 01:51:24 PM »
Glasses I hate glasses I need 1x reading glasses now and I hate it
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Re: Over 40's thread....
« Reply #171 on: May 29, 2011, 02:59:27 PM »
What's annoying about reading glasses is that you never have them at hand when you need them.
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Re: Over 40's thread....
« Reply #172 on: May 29, 2011, 03:04:07 PM »
Quote from: odeon on May 29, 2011, 02:59:27 PM
What's annoying about reading glasses is that you never have them at hand when you need them.

 My regular glasses are like that sometimes.  I sometimes take them off to read because I have trouble adjusting my focus
 from one distance to another, and if I forget where I left the glasses, sometimes I have trouble seeing them later.  :duh:
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Re: Over 40's thread....
« Reply #173 on: May 29, 2011, 03:05:32 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 29, 2011, 03:04:07 PM
Quote from: odeon on May 29, 2011, 02:59:27 PM
What's annoying about reading glasses is that you never have them at hand when you need them.

 My regular glasses are like that sometimes.  I sometimes take them off to read because I have trouble adjusting my focus
 from one distance to another, and if I forget where I left the glasses, sometimes I have trouble seeing them later.  :duh:

I think switching glasses is a bitch so if I'm at work I tend to stick with the reading glasses, then forget that I'm wearing them and try to drive home using them. Not a good idea.
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Re: Over 40's thread....
« Reply #174 on: May 29, 2011, 04:14:48 PM »
Quote from: odeon on May 29, 2011, 02:59:27 PM
What's annoying about reading glasses is that you never have them at hand when you need them.

I have more than ten pair scattered about in places I use them so I don't have to carry any
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Re: Over 40's thread....
« Reply #175 on: May 29, 2011, 04:15:48 PM »
Quote from: parts on May 29, 2011, 04:14:48 PM
Quote from: odeon on May 29, 2011, 02:59:27 PM
What's annoying about reading glasses is that you never have them at hand when you need them.

I have more than ten pair scattered about in places I use them so I don't have to carry any

:laugh:

Mine cost a bit too much. It's a neat solution, though.
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Re: Over 40's thread....
« Reply #176 on: May 29, 2011, 04:18:18 PM »
Quote from: odeon on May 29, 2011, 04:15:48 PM
Quote from: parts on May 29, 2011, 04:14:48 PM
Quote from: odeon on May 29, 2011, 02:59:27 PM
What's annoying about reading glasses is that you never have them at hand when you need them.

I have more than ten pair scattered about in places I use them so I don't have to carry any

:laugh:

Mine cost a bit too much. It's a neat solution, though.
Mine are just the cheep ones they are about a dollar a pair three if I get nice ones
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Re: Over 40's thread....
« Reply #177 on: May 29, 2011, 04:36:37 PM »
Quote from: odeon on May 29, 2011, 02:59:27 PM
What's annoying about reading glasses is that you never have them at hand when you need them.
Maybe one of those chains to keep them handy around the neck.

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Re: Over 40's thread....
« Reply #178 on: May 29, 2011, 04:56:30 PM »
Quote from: Jack on May 29, 2011, 04:36:37 PM
Quote from: odeon on May 29, 2011, 02:59:27 PM
What's annoying about reading glasses is that you never have them at hand when you need them.
Maybe one of those chains to keep them handy around the neck.



Actually I thought Parts would look better in pearl ones.
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Re: Over 40's thread....
« Reply #179 on: May 29, 2011, 06:30:12 PM »
I have some on strings but the problem with that is they get caught on things at work
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