A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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A little forum help for you folks: ATD -at the doctor. BFF -best friend fell. BTW -bring the wheelchair. BYOT -bring your own teeth. FWIW -forgot where I was. GGPBL -gotta go, pacemaker battery low. GHA -got heartburn again. IMHO -is my hearing aid on? LMDO -laughing my dentures out. OMMR -on my massage recliner. ROFLACGU -rolling on floor laughing and can't get up. TTYL -talk to you louder!
What's annoying about reading glasses is that you never have them at hand when you need them.
Quote from: odeon on May 29, 2011, 02:59:27 PMWhat's annoying about reading glasses is that you never have them at hand when you need them. My regular glasses are like that sometimes. I sometimes take them off to read because I have trouble adjusting my focus from one distance to another, and if I forget where I left the glasses, sometimes I have trouble seeing them later.
Quote from: odeon on May 29, 2011, 02:59:27 PMWhat's annoying about reading glasses is that you never have them at hand when you need them.I have more than ten pair scattered about in places I use them so I don't have to carry any
Quote from: parts on May 29, 2011, 04:14:48 PMQuote from: odeon on May 29, 2011, 02:59:27 PMWhat's annoying about reading glasses is that you never have them at hand when you need them.I have more than ten pair scattered about in places I use them so I don't have to carry anyMine cost a bit too much. It's a neat solution, though.
Quote from: odeon on May 29, 2011, 02:59:27 PMWhat's annoying about reading glasses is that you never have them at hand when you need them.Maybe one of those chains to keep them handy around the neck.