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Re: Over 40's thread....
« Reply #150 on: May 26, 2011, 09:01:42 PM »
This ad cracks me up.  :LMAO:




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Re: Over 40's thread....
« Reply #151 on: May 26, 2011, 10:35:29 PM »
This ad cracks me up.  :LMAO:




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Re: Over 40's thread....
« Reply #152 on: May 26, 2011, 10:36:38 PM »
This ad cracks me up.  :LMAO:




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 Probably best to save a few thrills for your golden years.  ;)
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Re: Over 40's thread....
« Reply #153 on: May 26, 2011, 10:40:16 PM »
Pay nothing up front  LOL

Does this apparatus have anything to do with a certain member (ouch) and his blow-up girlfriend?
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Re: Over 40's thread....
« Reply #154 on: May 26, 2011, 10:42:45 PM »
Good Grief!  I just realized that anyone born before 1971 can post in this thread. 
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Re: Over 40's thread....
« Reply #155 on: May 27, 2011, 12:29:31 AM »
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Re: Over 40's thread....
« Reply #156 on: May 27, 2011, 01:02:02 AM »
:lol:


I know what you mean.
The thought that anyone born before May 1993 can post on I2 is just as mind chattering for my concept of age.

It's a worrying thought.
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Re: Over 40's thread....
« Reply #157 on: May 27, 2011, 01:31:53 AM »
:lol:


I know what you mean.
The thought that anyone born before May 1993 can post on I2 is just as mind chattering for my concept of age.

It's a worrying thought.

Indeed. In a few years our kids are allowed to be here.  :zombiefuck: :hide:  :hahaha:
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Re: Over 40's thread....
« Reply #158 on: May 27, 2011, 01:48:22 AM »
:lol:


I know what you mean.
The thought that anyone born before May 1993 can post on I2 is just as mind chattering for my concept of age.

It's a worrying thought.

Indeed. In a few years our kids are allowed to be here.  :zombiefuck: :hide:  :hahaha:

That was the thought zipping through my mind as well.

:jawdrop:

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Re: Over 40's thread....
« Reply #159 on: May 27, 2011, 01:53:32 AM »
:lol:


I know what you mean.
The thought that anyone born before May 1993 can post on I2 is just as mind chattering for my concept of age.

It's a worrying thought.

Indeed. In a few years our kids are allowed to be here.  :zombiefuck: :hide:  :hahaha:

That was the thought zipping through my mind as well.

:jawdrop:

My oldest has seen me cracking up in laughter enough, when on here, to say she wants to be here when she turns 18. Poor me.  :hahaha:
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Re: Over 40's thread....
« Reply #160 on: May 27, 2011, 02:59:29 AM »
:lol:


I know what you mean.
The thought that anyone born before May 1993 can post on I2 is just as mind chattering for my concept of age.

It's a worrying thought.

Indeed. In a few years our kids are allowed to be here.  :zombiefuck: :hide:  :hahaha:

:GA:
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Re: Over 40's thread....
« Reply #161 on: May 27, 2011, 06:10:14 AM »
:lol:


I know what you mean.
The thought that anyone born before May 1993 can post on I2 is just as mind chattering for my concept of age.

It's a worrying thought.

Indeed. In a few years our kids are allowed to be here.  :zombiefuck: :hide:  :hahaha:

:GA:

We can only hope that they will be so embarrassed by us that they won't last here.  :asthing: :tard: :asthing: :tard: :asthing:
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Re: Over 40's thread....
« Reply #162 on: May 27, 2011, 06:17:11 AM »
Good Grief!  I just realized that anyone born before 1971 can post in this thread. 

Hey....that is exactly me. Born 1970.
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Re: Over 40's thread....
« Reply #163 on: May 27, 2011, 08:35:16 AM »
I accidentally read the Under 40's Thread by mistake this morning.  Boy was I confused.  It's nice to be back where I belong.
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Re: Over 40's thread....
« Reply #164 on: May 27, 2011, 10:07:23 AM »
A little forum help for you folks:  :zoinks:

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