A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: Phoenix on December 06, 2019, 02:40:40 PMQuote from: odeon on December 06, 2019, 12:39:18 PMQuote from: Phoenix on December 06, 2019, 11:00:34 AMQuote from: odeon on December 06, 2019, 02:55:49 AMWell, my daughter is leaving in less than a month now. It feels odd. I went to see the new place with her the other day and it all became real, somehow.That's a very bittersweet occasion for both of you It's horrible, and it's wonderful.Exactly that. The kids and I were recently talking about me being an empty nester and what that would look like for me. On one hand, I'm looking forward to being to devote some solid time to myself and not having to be juggling everyone else's needs and schedules. On the other hand, I always sleep better when all of my kids are home and THAT will be a huge issue for me to try to find my new norm with.My wife always asks me to stay up until both kids are back home. Not sure what will happen when the daughter moves out.
Quote from: odeon on December 06, 2019, 12:39:18 PMQuote from: Phoenix on December 06, 2019, 11:00:34 AMQuote from: odeon on December 06, 2019, 02:55:49 AMWell, my daughter is leaving in less than a month now. It feels odd. I went to see the new place with her the other day and it all became real, somehow.That's a very bittersweet occasion for both of you It's horrible, and it's wonderful.Exactly that. The kids and I were recently talking about me being an empty nester and what that would look like for me. On one hand, I'm looking forward to being to devote some solid time to myself and not having to be juggling everyone else's needs and schedules. On the other hand, I always sleep better when all of my kids are home and THAT will be a huge issue for me to try to find my new norm with.
Quote from: Phoenix on December 06, 2019, 11:00:34 AMQuote from: odeon on December 06, 2019, 02:55:49 AMWell, my daughter is leaving in less than a month now. It feels odd. I went to see the new place with her the other day and it all became real, somehow.That's a very bittersweet occasion for both of you It's horrible, and it's wonderful.
Quote from: odeon on December 06, 2019, 02:55:49 AMWell, my daughter is leaving in less than a month now. It feels odd. I went to see the new place with her the other day and it all became real, somehow.That's a very bittersweet occasion for both of you
Well, my daughter is leaving in less than a month now. It feels odd. I went to see the new place with her the other day and it all became real, somehow.
Quote from: odeon on December 11, 2019, 10:17:39 AMQuote from: Phoenix on December 06, 2019, 02:40:40 PMQuote from: odeon on December 06, 2019, 12:39:18 PMQuote from: Phoenix on December 06, 2019, 11:00:34 AMQuote from: odeon on December 06, 2019, 02:55:49 AMWell, my daughter is leaving in less than a month now. It feels odd. I went to see the new place with her the other day and it all became real, somehow.That's a very bittersweet occasion for both of you It's horrible, and it's wonderful.Exactly that. The kids and I were recently talking about me being an empty nester and what that would look like for me. On one hand, I'm looking forward to being to devote some solid time to myself and not having to be juggling everyone else's needs and schedules. On the other hand, I always sleep better when all of my kids are home and THAT will be a huge issue for me to try to find my new norm with.My wife always asks me to stay up until both kids are back home. Not sure what will happen when the daughter moves out.Your wife already asked you. You will stay up until your daughter returns home.
Quote from: DirtDawg on December 14, 2019, 10:54:32 PMQuote from: odeon on December 11, 2019, 10:17:39 AMQuote from: Phoenix on December 06, 2019, 02:40:40 PMQuote from: odeon on December 06, 2019, 12:39:18 PMQuote from: Phoenix on December 06, 2019, 11:00:34 AMQuote from: odeon on December 06, 2019, 02:55:49 AMWell, my daughter is leaving in less than a month now. It feels odd. I went to see the new place with her the other day and it all became real, somehow.That's a very bittersweet occasion for both of you It's horrible, and it's wonderful.Exactly that. The kids and I were recently talking about me being an empty nester and what that would look like for me. On one hand, I'm looking forward to being to devote some solid time to myself and not having to be juggling everyone else's needs and schedules. On the other hand, I always sleep better when all of my kids are home and THAT will be a huge issue for me to try to find my new norm with.My wife always asks me to stay up until both kids are back home. Not sure what will happen when the daughter moves out.Your wife already asked you. You will stay up until your daughter returns home. It's going to be a long night. Week. Month.
My daughter is 11. On the weekend I heard her telling our puppy that when she moves out the puppy is coming with her. I'm hoping that isn't reflective of any plans in the near term.
I'll be 40 in a few months.
Welcome back, Jesse
Quote from: Phoenix on April 19, 2020, 10:18:00 AMWelcome back, JesseOh thank you so much. I always think about this place, I try to stay off the internet now but I do get on it from time to time.Been tryin' to get a life but it's proven to be a formitable foe. Been basically chilling, trying not to watch the news because it's such bad news but hey. Hope youre doing good Phoenix. Nice to see you again
I suspect more will return since we're all basically housebound and various levels of bored.