A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: eris on April 15, 2011, 01:46:22 AMTHATwas actually funny So was yours.
THATwas actually funny
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
I'm 46. I should be on "Grumpy Old Men". Loved that series.
Eris - I had cataracts removed from both my eyes at 49 because I was EXTREMELY nearsighted (can cause cataracts at an early age). 12 years later I'm starting to need glasses again. As far as reading glasses, I'd rather use the braille system on Prince Albert.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on April 15, 2011, 09:39:48 AMEris - I had cataracts removed from both my eyes at 49 because I was EXTREMELY nearsighted (can cause cataracts at an early age). 12 years later I'm starting to need glasses again. As far as reading glasses, I'd rather use the braille system on Prince Albert.oh, my eyes are worthless. Without contacts I'm blind. I bet all of you can see a lot better than me
I think most folks know I'm 61.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on April 13, 2011, 11:24:10 AMI think most folks know I'm 61. oh i thought you were joking when you said you were 61. Gosh, from reading your posts, and yourwacky humour i only pictured you to be 40.Her majesty appears so much younger than her age
Quote from: SlackBladder on April 15, 2011, 01:58:57 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on April 13, 2011, 11:24:10 AMI think most folks know I'm 61. oh i thought you were joking when you said you were 61. Gosh, from reading your posts, and yourwacky humour i only pictured you to be 40.Her majesty appears so much younger than her age Oh, yes, I'm 61, Prince Albert is 69 and the Princess Royal is 21.
Quote from: eris on April 15, 2011, 09:56:05 AMQuote from: Queen Victoria on April 15, 2011, 09:39:48 AMEris - I had cataracts removed from both my eyes at 49 because I was EXTREMELY nearsighted (can cause cataracts at an early age). 12 years later I'm starting to need glasses again. As far as reading glasses, I'd rather use the braille system on Prince Albert.oh, my eyes are worthless. Without contacts I'm blind. I bet all of you can see a lot better than me I do marvel at what a miracle even something as simple as glasses are. Without them a lot of us would be "blind." Before my surgery, my prescription was the strongest you could have and I was in danger of losing my drivers license because even with the strongest lenses I was still nearsighted enough to almost fail the vision test. The intraocular lenses gave me another 11 or 12 years of wonderous vision.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on April 15, 2011, 10:00:06 AMQuote from: eris on April 15, 2011, 09:56:05 AMQuote from: Queen Victoria on April 15, 2011, 09:39:48 AMEris - I had cataracts removed from both my eyes at 49 because I was EXTREMELY nearsighted (can cause cataracts at an early age). 12 years later I'm starting to need glasses again. As far as reading glasses, I'd rather use the braille system on Prince Albert.oh, my eyes are worthless. Without contacts I'm blind. I bet all of you can see a lot better than me I do marvel at what a miracle even something as simple as glasses are. Without them a lot of us would be "blind." Before my surgery, my prescription was the strongest you could have and I was in danger of losing my drivers license because even with the strongest lenses I was still nearsighted enough to almost fail the vision test. The intraocular lenses gave me another 11 or 12 years of wonderous vision.That was some awesome surgery.I am long-sighted in one eye and short-sighted in the other, something like +2 and -2. Not too bad really but it confuses my brain when I go without my glasses.I should get out of here as I am 34.